 H-June killed Selene. He did, yes. Well, he didn't. I just said it like he did. That's good police work. The only time I got crept up, I don't even remember taking that off. Shroud, dude. Shroud, thank you so much for the raid, man. Thank you so much. Howdy, y'all. I'm Sheriff Cleetus Cornwood, part of the island's police department. I know Shroud and his crew have been up to a little bit of no good, OK? We've been tipped off a little bit. I mean, hell, he told me straight up last night. Are y'all corrupt? No, we ain't corrupt. The hell are you talking about, are we corrupt? Listen, we just got to make sure that we take the necessary action in order to keep the peace. Listen, I'm thinking we start a new religion. I'm going to call it the moon. And you know how most religions, they, like, ask their god if they can have things. And they're like, oh, I'll be really good if you give me these things, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to do things differently. I'm going to make demands for my new god. Give it to me. Give me scrap. Give me what I want. I'll do it, do it. Oh, shit, you need to be careful, man. Officer space boy, calm down. Listen, you can't be shooting. We're going to give away our position. Leave me alone. I'm praying. You're praying? What the hell? Who the hell prays with the gun? Give me what I want. So here's the thing. People think that on the RB server, like, they're not going to PVP. I think we're going to have the best PVP on the server because it's going to be PVP with storylines, right? Like, there's already a storyline developing with, like, Shroud is, like, developing their group and it's kind of like the bad guy group. They got some, like, illegal contraband that we got to go take care of. It's better with a little bit of dry. Yeah, there needs to be some conflict, right? I got some intel on this Hank Pecker fellow. Yes, OK, cool. Let's keep going then. Yeah. Brrrrrrr. What the hell kind of noise is your horse making? He's got horse power for a reason. Oh, his horse power. Oh, OK. I understand. When the cotton fall to the church, the church got to take the matters into their own hands. Where's that horse? We are literally, we are literally right here investigating- I did. Who the hell is this? Howdy. Sorry. Officer, you put the fucking sword down immediately. Y'all are investigating the good and right wise man living backwards with his Second Amendment rights. Fake news media tells you you gotta bother him when we got a horse thief stealing and probably fucking the horse's church itself. What the hell are you talking about? No fake news. Listen, we ain't no fake news media. Bring in the church's horses. Sizzle down. They're probably banging them. Hey, you know your damn boys when you're talking to us. Sizzle down. Hey, hey, hey, you don't fight. Put the gun away. Put the gun away right now. You better settle down. Put the gun away. Alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright. You just shoot that horse. You just shot that horse in the face. See, we don't give a damn about no horses. You shit son of a bitch. I brought this horse here. This is my horse. You shot the wrong horse. We don't give a damn about no horses. Oh my God. You almost have a beta. Officer beta, you sick man. Wait, it's too dark. You shot the wrong horse. Silly, you shot the wrong horse. You what the hell are you doing? Oh my God. Well, the blood God has spoken. What? Nope. It's my fucking horse now. Wait, what the hell? The horse of the father just stole your horse. No, no, that's my horse. Nope, this is my horse. Here's some burnt horse meat if you all want it. Oh my God. It looks delicious. Is that an antique horse meat? It was the horse that your other officer killed. Well, that was the archbishop of the... Yeah, that was the archbishop. That wasn't us. Yeah, that was not us. Who, by the way, is now a criminal. And he is a criminal and there is a warrant out for his arrest given that he did steal police property. So that's something to keep an eye on, by the way, Officer Space Boy. It has to be real interesting. Oh shit, what the hell is that noise? All right, hey, we need to go check this out. Nothing good and nothing legal. Man, we're gonna have to... Ma'am, why are you firing a weapon out here? She's definitely got weapons. Ma'am, we see the weapon on your back. I only have a crossbow, sir. Ma'am, that is a weapon. Where's the pistol? I saw a pistol. Where's the pistol, ma'am? Ma'am, we have ways of searching you for weaponry and we have a right to do so. I do not have a pistol. I love pumpkin so much. We can make jack-o-lanterns. We can make some jack-o-lanterns. It'll be really good. Oh my god. I have a police investigation idea. Watch this. All right, I'm gonna need you to answer every question truthfully. Ready? Rapid fire. You have to go as quick as you can, okay? Okay, five. Rapid fire. Do you like pumpkins? Yes. Do you like pumpkins? Yes. Do you like pumpkins? As fast as you can. Do you like pumpkins? Yes. Do you like pumpkins? Yes, sir. Do you like pumpkins? Do you like pumpkins? Do you like pumpkins? Do you like pumpkins? Yes, I do. Do you like pumpkins? Do you like pumpkins? Do you like pumpkins? I love them. Yes, I like pumpkins. I just heard you admit to having a pistol on your person. Ma'am, you're gonna have to get down on the ground. You just admitted to having a pistol on your person. Yes, you did. Get down on the ground. Show us a pistol. I don't have one. We will have to use excessive force if you don't give us a pistol right now. We're gonna have to put a pistol. We may have to use excessive force if you don't show us your pistol right now. Sir, I don't have one. I'm literally looking at it, ma'am. Five, four. Ma'am, you don't want to reach for it. We don't got it. Is it gonna sting a little bit? Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? I'm telling you right now. I'll just tell you like my father. You should tell me. This hurts me a whole hell of a lot more than it hurts you, okay? This is excessive force. Listen, no. Okay, look at that. There's clearly a pistol on your person, okay? We're gonna go ahead and help you up. Now throw that pistol on the ground. We need it on the ground. We're just trying to ask you a question. Why did you shoot it off? What were you doing? What were you shooting? Did you shoot somebody? Did you end a life? Were you hunting? What did you do? I'm shooting the air. Now tell me what the air do to you, ma'am. Here, go ahead and eat those pumpkins. Yeah, what does oxygen ever do to deserve such a violent display of why that happened? That's a magnificent wall that's being put up here. Oh, hell yeah. I'm a big fan of walls. Open the damn door. Over there, right here. There's one right here. There's one right here. Behind us, behind us. L8 PD, L15 division. Who needs assistance? They're all over here. I see them. I don't know what's happening, but Ludwig said he needed help. Sorry, I got a flashlight for you, officers. Ludwig said he needs help at the dome. That's happening, but Ludwig's just a super nice guy. I wanted to help him. Officers! We're coming up! Where are you? Ludwig! Okay, okay, okay. No! I shot! I shot! I got help! Move a muscle. You better place a bounty on the officer. I like your time is over. I like your knife. The hell you all did? Okay. Were you looking for your body? I think it might be somewhere around here. I couldn't exactly depict where it was. Go ahead and open fire. Go ahead and fire right here. On this one. Kill the 8 year old. Women and children first. That's what I always say. The red cards. I think you might be stuck in there. Keep that, keep that, keep careful with that bow. Listen, it's entirely possible that... Wait! Look, I'm gonna level with you. It's entirely possible literally nobody took the red card and it's still lying there on his body up there. Did anyone check? Akuno said and I quote nope, everything's gone. Wait, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm looking through this. I do have a red card. I do have a red card. You have a red card. Share it up, I believe you should have four red cards. You should have four red cards. Actually, no, that is false. Listen. Yeah, I guess I didn't see that coming. So I blew the door open. Priceless. Cornwood, you are looking more like a joke every single day. Pretty soon, I bet you'll be enacted off the force. After shooting at us first and you still lost twice. We're outnumbered. What the hell do you mean? You don't want this fight, Cornwood? You dropped the gun first. A stitch, Cornwall. Space boy, come get your officer. Cornwall, come get your man. Whoa, whoa. First, how can she see? How can she see? Give me my gun, I'll give you my red card. The police are insane. How does she see? You're not getting away with this. Listen, from now on I kill everybody on side, okay? You all have been harassing the police too damn much, okay? And we're trying to reason with y'all? What have we done to harass you? Exist. That's what y'all done. It's fun you don't need to act like excuses and try to make up shit to your audience. The fact remains that you called Ashabitch and then tried to pass it as uphe. Are you actually mad? My character's calling everybody. Somebody's shooting, pointing, pointing, who just shot you down from the back. Pointing a gun at you while you're sitting on the ground bleeding out. I'm, I'll be honest, I should have said a whole hell of a lot more. What are you doing? Oh, that is too good. Oh, that is so funny dude.