 I think we all got sick as kids and or teenagers It happens to all of us. It happened to me a lot in particular though Maybe it was just the living conditions I was in or the fact I lived in a particularly big city where people get sick all the time I would get sick around once every month or so. I know that doesn't sound too bad But for me it was a living nightmare I would have to stay in bed the whole day chomping on bland crackers and drinking water until I got better My parents wore clean freaks So they wouldn't allow me to leave my room until I was better for fear I would cover everything in the house my germs their words not mine While this would happen often it would be over relatively quickly and nothing crazy would actually happen I'd just stay in bed for the whole day and it would pass over within a day or so Though there was that one time I had to stay in bed for a whole week because of the flu That's a story for another day But one incident in particular was certainly more memorable than the others and is a moment I'll never forget I was homesick one day big surprise and I felt particularly bad that day I had a massive fever and since I wasn't moving that much my entire body hurt like hell I was 15 at the time and my parents were at the grocery store leaving me home alone to watch the house I was in my room laying in bed with tissues stuck in my nose and a bottle of water next to me I was pretty bored just laying there doing nothing So I decided to go downstairs and watch some TV Considering my parents were at home and wouldn't have known what I was doing So I made my way downstairs ever slowly and slumped down on the couch I grabbed the remote off of the coffee table and turned the TV on It took a bit for the TV to activate but after a minute or so it eventually started working The channel that it was currently on was Nickelodeon I had always loved Nickelodeon as a child and still do now The show that was currently airing was SpongeBob I had always loved watching SpongeBob as a kid and still do now So I was excited to watch an episode since I hadn't in a long time Now here's where things get strange I had turned the TV on just as the episode began So as you would expect it started out with the normal intro nothing strange so far Once the intro ended it showed the title card The title of the episode was The Summoning I thought that was pretty strange considering I had never heard of this episode before But I figured it was just a brand new episode or making its first premiere The bubble transition appeared and showed an outside view of the Krusty Krab From what I could see it appeared to be a very busy day at the Krusty Krab The animation appeared to be done in the style used from seasons 9 and onward Confirming that this was in fact a newer episode It cut into the inside of the Krusty Krab There was a long line of customers sitting by the cash register was of course Squidward The person in the front of the line said I'll have one Krabby Patty and fries please Squidward sighed and called out to SpongeBob SpongeBob I need one Krabby Patty and fries Squidward looked at SpongeBob through the window behind him and saw that SpongeBob was dancing in the kitchen to an upbeat pop song He was jumping around dancing around and kicking his legs in the air with the most oblivious smile on his face SpongeBob Squidward called out for him again SpongeBob turned around with one of his legs still in the air However, as he was doing this one of his shoes flew off his foot and he had Squidward right in the head SpongeBob laughed at this and Squidward looked pissed Squidward attempted to tackle SpongeBob by jumping through the window and ended up landing face first on the stove He let out a high pitched scream and fell to the floor with burn marks on his face Oh Squidward, are you okay? SpongeBob asked Squidward got up and looked even more pissed Now you blubbering the phone. I'm gonna Squidward was cut off by the sound of the door's opening It was Patrick wearing a blindfold and wielding a jelly fishing net Hey, SpongeBob. You want a good jelly fishing? Patrick called out swinging his net around Squidward walked out the kitchen door and walked up to Patrick What do you want Patrick? Squidward said still angry Wait, who's there? Patrick said still waving his net around It's me. You stupid it out Patrick unknowingly hit Squidward in the face with his net Squidward held his face and let out a few pain-filled runs He stumbled over and knocked over a few tables and chairs some of them even having customers sitting on them Hey, watch where you're going a patron called out Squidward continued to stumble until he eventually bumped into a pole and fell over A few of the patrons actually got up and left Supposedly because Squidward's actions were disturbing the peace Mr. Krabs burst through his office door and yelled What and the name of king Neptune is going on here? Squidward got up off the ground covered in bruises and still having burn marks on his face Oh SpongeBob and Patrick are being annoying and ruining my day Squidward said in response Well, maybe you should stop your complaining and get back to work. Mr. Squidward Mr. Krabs called out. He went back into his office and slammed the door Squidward's face turned red with rage I hate this stupid town and all the residents within it Squidward yelled with fury I'm going home Squidward stopped out the door and made his way back to his house As he was walking back to his house a suspicious black car pulled up in front of him Stopping Squidward in his tracks Three suspicious robbed figures with black fedoras and sunglasses got out of the car and approached Squidward Excuse me, sir. Can we have a moment of your time? One of the robed figures asked in a soft voice Ah, well what? Squidward responded in confusion The robed figure motioned his hands towards the car Insinuating that he wanted Squidward to get inside it Come The robed figure said Squidward and the robed figures got in the car with Squidward in the backseat squished between two other robed figures that sat next to him One of the robed figures got into the driver's seat of the car put on his seatbelt and drove off Squidward had an uncomfortable and concerned look on his face What is going on? What's happening? Squidward asked All right, listen here tentacle head The robed figure in the driving seat said We know who you are. We always have We're quite familiar with you in fact and we're here to help you Help me, but how? Squidward asked Are you familiar with a certain sea sponge working at a certain fast food joint? The robed figure asked You mean SpongeBob? Yes Squidward replied And you hate him, right? Like thoroughly despise? The robed figure asked Uh, yeah Squidward said Well, we might be able to do something about that free of cost Said the robed figure We are familiar with someone of high power basically a god and he might be able to do a little something with your all spongy friend I wouldn't exactly call him my friend, but i'm intrigued Squidward responded All right, I'll take you to our place and well discussed things there The robed figure said Oh and by the way, you can call me ZZ I'm all right Said Squidward I gotta admit this episode seemed normal if not a bit weird I didn't think it could get any weirder, but boy was I wrong The bubble transition appeared and it showed Squidward ZZ and the rest of the robed figures arriving at their destination A large ancient cobblestone pyramid perched on a sandy hill with stairs leading up to the entrance Moss and other forms of plant life engulfed the pyramid This is the place Said ZZ Everyone stepped out of the car and made their way towards the entrance What is this place? Squidward asked You'll see soon enough, come on ZZ said ZZ opened a pair of double doors and it cut to show the inside of the pyramid It was a large square shaped room with a large pentagram in the middle And what looked to be a deactivated portal against the back wall A large chandelier hung from the ceiling, lighting up the area There were a few tables pressed against the side walls with a few books and other items on them Woo woo what in the the what? Squidward stuttered I see you must be confused Said ZZ Allow me to explain This is where we will be summoning the god I mentioned earlier If all goes according to plan, he should snatch the sponge like an apple off a tree and take him away forever This sounds like a bit of a risk, don't you think? Squidward asked Nah ZZ replied Go get your yellow friend and bring him back here so we can begin the ceremony We'll be waiting I'm okay, stay right back Said Squidward Squidward ran out to the door and ran over to the Krusty Krab 2 Fest SpongeBob The bubble transition appeared and showed an outside view of the Krusty Krab with Squidward running towards the entrance It cut to an inside view of the Krusty Krab Squidward burst through the door before stopping to take a breath sweat beat it down his face SpongeBob, SpongeBob Squidward said in between breaths SpongeBob then bursts through the kitchen door Squidward SpongeBob held in excitement You're back. Where have you been? Never mind that Said Squidward Look, I have something I want to show you. Come with me Squidward grabbed SpongeBob's hand Okay SpongeBob said Squidward and SpongeBob then proceeded to walk out the door and make their way to the temple So where are you taking me? SpongeBob asked Oh, you'll see he he he Squidward replied He had a sinister look on his face as he let out a maniacal laugh The bubble transition appeared and showed an outside view of the pyramid with Squidward and SpongeBob walking towards the entrance It cut to the inside of the pyramid with SpongeBob and Squidward walking through the door See easy boys. I brought him here Squidward announced SpongeBob's eyes lit up with awe as he stared at the Gimli Le interior The chandelier had been turned off and instead a horde of candles circling the pentagram lit up the room Wow SpongeBob said in awe Pretty lights SpongeBob was completely oblivious to what was about to happen Ah, yes, little sponge dude ZZ said We've been expecting you Stand right here for me. He pointed towards the center of the pentagram He okay SpongeBob said as he gracefully walked over to the center of the pentagram You'll squid face you ready ZZ asked It's Squidward and yes, I am Squidward replied All right, stand next to me said ZZ Squidward made his way next to ZZ ZZ with doubt a book from thin air and said Okay, Squidward repeat after me. Yeah. Yes, sir Squidward replied All right ZZ said as he opened up his book and turned the pages for a few seconds Oh my great god of destruction sweet mother of all things evil accept my offer my sacrifice My gift to you my sweet prince Squidward repeated the phrase as well as the other robed figures that were there as well Oh my great god of destruction sweet mother of all things evil accept my offer my sacrifice My gift to you my sweet prince They repeated this phrase once more and during that the ground started shaking fiercely and the portal lit up And began blowing as it activated suddenly a large thin human like creature with black skin Red eyes and spikes all over climbed out of the portal It completely towered over Squidward, SpongeBob and the others the creature let out a loud ground shaking roar Exposing his long sharp teeth and his snake like tongue SpongeBob and Squidward let out a loud scream and curled up in a ball on the floor out of fear Food food. I need food The creature boomed food Squidward said What is he talking about? Uh, nothing ZZ replied Oh my lord, I have a special something for you He picked up SpongeBob off the ground and held it up for the creature to see The creature said stroking his chin I'll accept it The creature held out his hand and ZZ placed SpongeBob in the palm of its hand What's happening? Said SpongeBob shakily Oh, nothing ZZ replied Cool, thank you Said the monstrous creature as he slowly made his way through the portal letting out an evil echoing laugh the whole way Once it made its way through the portal the ground stopped shaking and the portal deactivated Squidward was staring in awe at what had just happened Woo what just who happened? Said Squidward still in awe and confusion The mission was successful ZZ replied And now your spongy friend is gone forever and he is never coming back. I hope you're happy And now who are you serious you serious? Squidward stuttered Indeed ZZ replied You can live the rest of your life in peace and prosperity I hope you enjoy the rest of your day alone with no bothering no sponge to bug you 24 7 Nothing nothing but peace and quiet forever Squidward just stood there in complete shock at the fact he would never have to see SpongeBob ever again Oh my oh my god. He's actually gone. I can't believe this is happening. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm free Squidward ran out the door still yelling I'm free The bubble transition appeared and showed the outside of Squidward's house with Squidward still running through the front door It then cut to the inside of Squidward's house as he bursted through his door He'd leave fully jumped onto the couch and jumped up and down on it Ha sponge bob is finally gone. He shouted He finally calmed himself down and slumped down on the couch Ah now I can finally watch some tv alone without SpongeBob bothering me He grabbed the tv remote off the couch and turned on the tv He had a satisfied look on his face. It stayed on this shot for seven seconds Squidward let out a sigh of pleasure and relief It then cut to Squidward at the crusty crab in front of the cash register with that same satisfied expression on his face He looked over at the window behind him where he would expect SpongeBob to be But there was of course no SpongeBob Squidward let out another pleasure sigh It then cut to a shot of Squidward walking through a park But this time his face seemed more sad He still had the satisfied look on his face But it still had a hint of sadness and monotone in it He let out another pleasure sigh but now sounded more dissatisfied than before It then cut to Squidward sitting on a parked bench with an even more sad face than before He then again let out another sigh this time sounding even more sad and monotone This cycle would continue with Squidward in different places eating at a fancy restaurant at a concert walking home Entering his home with his face getting more and more monotone and depressed and his size becoming more and more Dissatisfied it finally ended with Squidward laying in his bed with a completely monotone and depressed looking face As he was laying in his bed Squidward said in a monotone It then faded to a flashback showing a montage of different clips showing SpongeBob and Squidward doing various different fun things together Going to an amusement park riding a roller coaster eating cotton candy together Playing at a park and it ended with a clip of the two hugging The flashback ends and fades back to Squidward still laying in his bed Ha, maybe SpongeBob isn't so bad Squidward said in a soft voice Maybe maybe he's more important to my life than I thought I think I gotta get him back It then cut to an outside view of Squidward's house with Squidward bursting through the door and sprinting down the road to the pyramid He was determined to get SpongeBob back and fix this mistake It showed Squidward running through various locations including a city, a meadow, a desert, and even a volcanic looking area until finally reaching the pyramid It cut to an inside view of the pyramid and showed Squidward kicking the door down He walked inside and shouted Hey scary monster, dude Nothing happened Huh, uh-huh the chant oh my great god of destruction sweet mother of all things evil Accept my offer my sacrifice my gift to you my sweet prince Suddenly the ground began shaking and the portal lit up and activated Suddenly the creature emerged from the portal and let out a ground shaking roar Where is my food the creature boomed? Hi, ah scary monster man Squidward said I actually don't have any food for you. I was just wondering if I could have my friend SpongeBob back SpongeBob said the creature You mean this the creature held out his hand and in the palm of the creature laid SpongeBob His wrists were tied and his mouth had a piece of tape over it He was sprinkled in what appeared to be salt and drizzled in what appeared to be a one steak sauce I was just about to eat the little fella Eat him said Squidward CZ never mentioned that if I had known that before I never would have agreed to this SpongeBob's annoying handle, but he doesn't deserve to get eaten Oh, well too bad so sad the creature said He leaned his head back and expanded his jaw exposing all his wide sharp teeth and held SpongeBob over it Squidward started to panic. What was he gonna do to stop this monster from eating SpongeBob? Suddenly he notices something sitting on one of the tables sat a blaster ray Squidward had no other choice. He picked up the blaster ray off the table and shocked the creature The shock from the blaster ray created an aura around the creature The creature let out a loud screech before exploding and causing a massive earthquake SpongeBob fell out of the creature's hand as it exploded Luckily Squidward caught SpongeBob in his hands as he fell All right, come on SpongeBob. We gotta get out of here now Squidward said frantically Okay, SpongeBob replied Squidward ran out the doors as fast as he could with SpongeBob still in his arms Right as he made it out the door the pyramid began to crumble and crack and eventually exploded into a million pieces Squidward managed to barely survive the explosion by diving down the stairs at the last possible moment They landed on the harsh concrete relatively and scraped when they looked behind them All that was left of the pyramid was a cloud of dust and a hill Squidward started panting and placed SpongeBob on the ground Oh Squidward, you saved me Said SpongeBob as he hugged Squidward and began to cry tears of joy Oh SpongeBob so sorry Squidward said as he hugged SpongeBob back I never should have fed you to that horrible creature. I didn't know this would have happened Squidward, let's go on SpongeBob Yeah, no SpongeBob. I realized something today Even though you can be really annoying sometimes and can ruin my day a lot You give my life the excitement it really needs You know, I never thought I'd ever say this in my entire life, but I like you as a friend SpongeBob Oh, I like you as a friend to Squidward SpongeBob said as he wrapped his arm around Squidward's shoulders Come on, buddy. Let's go home Squidward said as he wrapped his arm around SpongeBob's shoulder They then walked off into the sunset together as friends The bubble transition appeared and it transitioned to an outside view of the crusty crab It then cut to the kitchen where I saw SpongeBob dancing the same dance to the same tune as before Squidward then peered through the window and said Hey, SpongeBob, you're my girl if I join you Sure, Squidward. Come on SpongeBob replied Squidward then died through the window and successfully avoided the stow this time He landed on the floor and then began to dance in perfect sync with SpongeBob It stayed on this for a few seconds before cutting to the outside of the crusty crab SpongeBob and Squidward's laughter could be heard And with that the episode faded to black and finally ended So yeah, that was the episode Admittedly, it was pretty freaky I mean, rituals, sacrifice, SpongeBob getting eaten by a malicious demon That's pretty messed up for a show as get friendly as SpongeBob to get into And god that freaking creature that almost ate SpongeBob is gonna give me nightmares I attempted to do some research on this episode, but couldn't find anything But I did find something that could potentially give me an answer According to my research, I learned that having a high fever can potentially cause hallucinations But in what I read, it said it only affected some people, so I'm not entirely sure Although I can say this, even though that episode is freaky as all hell, I actually really enjoyed it It was fun, action packed and actually got a nice bit of character development for Squidward So if this episode is real and ever airs on TV, I would highly recommend giving it a look Although I can say for sure whether or not this episode is real or not It might have just been a hallucination caused by my fever Or it could have been something entirely different I can never be sure though, and I don't think I'll ever get an answer