 We're saying Merry Christmas again Well, it's that time of the year again. That's right It is the holiday season today is Christmas Eve But for most individuals we recognize this as the war on Christmas season because we all know that the radical left Wants to destroy Christmas. Although if you'll remember last year Republicans actually declared victory in the war on Christmas and Trump's family said It's over We now don't have the political correctness that we used to I'm people are actually saying Merry Christmas You can say Merry Christmas. Yes. Isn't that so nice to me? I love it. I love Christmas trees. I love Santa over here Things are different now the war on Christmas is over, you know, we're getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don't talk about anymore They don't use the word Christmas because it's not Politically correct you go department stores and they'll say happy new year and they'll say other things and it'll be red They'll have it painted, but they don't say well, guess what? We're saying Merry Christmas again So there you have it There is no more war on Christmas according to Republicans Although the radical left this year has some new tricks up their sleeves and being a member of the radical left I know firsthand about what they are doing. They're plotting against Christmas and this time they're trying to bring back the war on Christmas By using a global pandemic to cancel Christmas Can you believe that? Republicans win the war on Christmas and the radical left finds some new way to attack this sacred and holy holiday It's despicable, but nonetheless, we do need to sound the alarms and I want people to know about the left's war on Christmas So for more on this we will go to the humanist reports war on Christmas Correspondent fucker Carlson I mean Tucker Carlson was going to explain to us specifically how the left is using COVID-19 to stop Christmas from taking place this year Christmas is almost here the best week on the American calendar the happiest time that we have This year of all years Christmas has a deeper resonance maybe closer to its original meaning in a time of crisis You inevitably start thinking about those things you otherwise might ignore if you were busier and more content things like What's the purpose of all of this? What matters most in my life? And what happens when it ends? In general people tend to become more spiritual more openly religious when they're suffering It's not an accident. In fact, it may be the upside you get to think beyond the next Amazon delivery for a minute Of course, not everyone is in favor of that All the focus on the big enduring things the focus on our families the focus on what's true and what's not true The focus on eternity itself all of that tends to diminish the power of the people in charge of our temporal world For obvious reasons. We take our leaders less seriously when we're reminded that they're just people Slightly ludicrous just like we are when we're reminded that they too will pass all of us will If death is inevitable that may be the one thing you're not allowed to say in this country, but it's still true But maybe we should pause before we destroy the living in the name of trying to eliminate it Politicians understand this threat They've figured out that Christmas is bigger than they are And therefore it's a threat to them better cancel it. In fact, they're trying hard Out of minimizing travel to the extent possible sometimes it's absolutely necessary But to the extent possible don't travel don't congregate together. I know how difficult that is Right now that's just should not be done to the best of our capabilities. We should avoid travel and avoid congregate Avoid congregate settings So say what you will about tony fouchy. He has mastered after many decades the weird euphemisms of washington dc What fouchy is saying here in english is that you need to avoid going to church You need to avoid your own family those the congregate settings. He just mentioned listen to joe biden explain How many americans will die if we don't cancel christmas? We're likely to lose another 250,000 people dead uh between now and january You hear me because people aren't paying attention You hear me 250,000 americans dead. You hear me a quarter million people. That's a lot of people In fact, it's more than the total number of combat deaths over the entire american civil war It's by the way lasted four years condensed into a single month Imagine a gettysburg every day of the week You can't imagine that it's too horrible in the first 30 days We would lose the equivalent of rino the next month scott's dale then lubeck then buffalo Pretty soon. There would be nobody left in america. You hear me? Come on man. Do what you're told cancel christmas So look i've got a hand at zekker girls and as a member of the left. He does have us all figured out I mean by us telling people to be a little bit more safer this year maybe don't travel because we don't want to contract A highly contagious deadly virus or give it to someone else Actually, we don't really care about the virus. All we care about is cancelling christmas He knows exactly what we're thinking and really you wouldn't be able to see through this insidious agenda unless you are big brained Like tucker crawlsson now in that nearly 13 minute long segment tucker crawlsson quotes numerous public officials that warns residents to minimize contact with others During this holiday season in an effort to slow the spread of the virus Because hospitals are starting to reach full capacity in multiple states And it's getting scary But he argues that anytime they discourage you from trying to celebrate christmas as you normally would as if there wasn't a global pandemic That's just more evidence that they actually want to cancel christmas It's the new way that the left is waging a war on christmas And he's the only one who sees it guys now the way that he proves that this really is about a war on christmas And not the pandemic he points out how public health experts say that black lives matter riots are safe And yes, i'm sure that they literally said that riots themselves are safe and that you should riot But celebrating christmas isn't safe. So in other words, what he's saying is that public officials Have different standards for different things christmas bad riots good and at face value I understand how you could see this as a double standard But in actuality research shows that black lives matter protests actually didn't contribute to a spike in covid 19 cases And perhaps this is because they didn't take place indoors They took place outside and most people were wearing masks at these events whereas during the holiday season I mean, it's cold outside. So you want to congregate indoors where it's a lot more difficult to do social distancing But fear not because as a member of the left who sees tucker's argument I understand that there's going to be a portion of the population that just doesn't take these warnings to heart And they're still going to celebrate christmas as they normally would as if there was no pandemic But i've come up with a compromise A compromise that will allow us to save christmas, but still take the virus seriously So what if the people who no matter what are going to travel going to celebrate christmas? What if they all wore masks? Hang on so you don't want to wear masks, but you also want to celebrate christmas As you normally would as if there wasn't a global pandemic Um, okay So really what we need is because i'm not the right messenger what we need is someone like tucker carlson With the clear and decisive message about masks. So hopefully he has a really clear message on this Descent used to be a defining feature of american life, but no more now. We have mandatory consensus Masks are good Anyone who questions the utter goodness of masks is bad What they're really telling you is that masks are magic What appears to be a flimsy cotton face covering is in fact a holy amulet that protects us from disease More reliably than any modern medicine. Of course masks work Everyone knows that dozens of research papers have proved it In south korea japan hong kong the rest of asia where coronavirus has been kept under control masks were key great so Now we've got some issues now It seems as if christmas actually is in serious trouble because if we refuse to cancel christmas But at the same time refuse to wear masks and follow the proper protocols to ensure that we don't spread this highly contagious deadly virus Then what do we do if my compromise won't work if tucker carlson Won't tell his viewers to do the appropriate things that protect themselves if they are in fact going to celebrate christmas regardless What do we do? It seems as if christmas might actually be in trouble after winning the war on christmas It's come roaring back and now christmas is in more danger than ever support this podcast by becoming a patron at patreon.com forward slash humanist report