 You don't know how to go- how to go with me! Hey! Oh, I got knocked down! Oh-ho-ho! Hello everybody and welcome to Primal Dominion! Something that's dinosaur related and isn't a park builder! Although there is a carousel in the background, that's an odd choice. So, this is kind of like Early Access. You can find it on Steam, however it has not released, and I want to say a big thank you today for allowing me access to this. And I love the title, Primal Dominion! I understand the Primal, but Dominion? I wonder if they could be using that from something else? No, they wouldn't do that, don't be silly. Okay, so let's go a new game! Do we look- oh? Hello? Mushy Mushy! Oi! Over here! Ooh, this looks cool. I got like Resident Evil vibes. I can't wait to get that. Dino Crisis? Oh, I can take it? Do I need to control it with this? Is it better with a controller? I bet it is, isn't it? I guess I can still use a controller. Is that easy? Oh, one hour later was that. Oh, look at me! Bo-no-no-no-no-no-no! Not too late. I shouldn't be too far now. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh my god. I just appreciate playing something dinosaur-related again. Isn't a park builder? My god. Okay, here we go. Just keep running. Where do I go? Do I want to go to the power junction? I- ooh. Whoa! Whoa! Oh, look, stuff! Blue things! Yeah, one of the guys sent me, like Arum. He's sent me stuff in the past. Some kind of interest to see. What's all this about? Smash open the door. Uh, was it... Oh! Right trigger to take. Why is that not working? Wait, okay, but... Okay, that's weird. So, right trigger doesn't actually work. I needed to use the mouse for it. Right, so we found some things. I don't know how to cycle through the weapons or... God knows what. Oh, I can jump! Look at me! Just what the doctor ordered. Off we go. Oh, I like it. I like this. Can I open this? Can I open this door? Yeah, I get it. What? Oh, Jesus! What? What did I do there? How'd I... How'd I... How'd I do that? I wanna know how to roll! Hold on. Controls. I'm on invisible menus, apparently. Oh, it's double tap! Hyah! Hyah! No, dinosaurs see me coming, so I can jump and go, Hey! Brilliant. Alright, guys. We must go and get the power on. I'm assuming there's nothing over there either. Okay, I like this. This is nice. It really gives me flashbacks of that Chris Pratt game that we never got. The old Grady third person. And I'm sure this is where it's inspired by, right? Oh, what the hell? Oh, I got it back to there. Okay. Oh, God! And something else. Whoa! 5G towers! Jesus! Why is it in here? Where the hell's the guns? That's the power. No. I'm not falling for that. I ain't falling for that. We need to find a weapon first, because I'm sure when I trigger that, something's gonna come out. There is stuff in here. Uh-huh. Oh. Hello. Don't mind me. I'm just gonna, apparently, uh, well, not take it, because I can't. I don't know why. Right trigger just doesn't work. Is it meant to be for mouse? Hey! Oh! Oh, look at- Woo-hoo! I'll take it. Oh, that's it. Yeah, equip that. Okay, so that's how I switch. I click. I scroll. So what's this? We got a glow stick. A gr- What? A gar- A gar- A gar- Oh, okay. Hunting rifle. I'm assuming that's good. Yes. Has gone. With how- I have 18 rounds of bullets. Whoa, I can run backwards. Chiggy. Are you ready, guys? Are you ready? I'm ready. The right trigger to use, but not really, because this game's weird. Yeah! I think we'll see raptors now, just think. I think we might do. Oh, the music stopped, guys. Okay, never mind. That doesn't open. Right. Onwards. Off we go! Oh, hold on. Ooh. Do we get an intro? Primal dominion. Oh, my God! We're in Jurassic Park 3! Jesus Christ! For die! Oh, my- There we go. Did it just- Did it just skid? Roll! Where'd he go? Scan. Where is he? Wait a minute. They ain't got nothing on family. I-I think I genuinely killed him. I don't- I don't- I do not know where he went. I think he's dead. All right, well, the music's telling me to- to stay, like, worried, so I guess we'll stay worried. Quickly! Step over the plant! Can I get through now? Ha-ha! Yes! Take all this stuff! More- I'm gonna- 130 odd rounds! Bloody hell! What's this? Was it- Oh, it's a key! Oh, Kagiwa. Gimme! Why can't I take- There we go. Need to get it exactly right. Right, well, I think I killed the raptor too quickly, it's not very happy with me. Unlock the gate. Okay, that's all I need to do. Okay. Du-du-duh- Dun-dun- Dun-dun- Dun-dun- Dun-dun- Unlock the gate. Yes! Use the key. Unlock, please. Yes. Door has been unlocked. Sweet. Oh, does it pause the game? Oi! I'm trying to click close! Let me close, dammit! What the hell? Yeah, it's like all my controls don't... Like, there you go. There it is, normal. Right? Um... Oh, no... Oh, for God's sake, it glitched all... Like, come on, guy! Well, they weren't... They weren't wrong saying I couldn't do it first time. I freaking can't because I can't bloody see anything because I'm stuck on the freaking menu. Can I click... Oh, can I click continue? Oh, it didn't save! Ah, bollocks. Oh, I'm gonna... For God's sake. Alright, guys, bear with me. I'll be right back. Oh, so that's what that is. That's a stamina bar. Oh, okay. Alright then! Come on, you little raptor! Let it work out! Maybe this time I'll be able to just kill it in one shot. Come in! Oh, there... Oh, there he is. Okay. What is he doing? Ah, why'd you... Oh, he missed. Okay. Well, I don't actually have any health. Where are you going? Hello? Hello? Hello? We might need some extra bullets here, guys. Where is he? Where is he? Oh, so that's what happened. Oh, my God. The first time I played it, it just kept... It was running at the wall at the top. Woo-hoo! Can I roll over? Oh-ho-ho! Oh, skills! No, don't win that one. Ah, that's reload. He-hoo! Oh, my God, there's friggin' fall damage! Alright, we're gonna... We're gonna bust this place wide open, guys. You ready? Yo! Alright, okay. Hold on, guys. This might break the game. We're gonna click tab once. We're gonna take one of our million gazillion pain killers and then click tab. There you go. That's what should have happened. Now, it glitched here when I needed to use the key. Uh, unlock. Yay! It worked this time! Oh, yes. We're through, guys. We're through! Onto the next bit, the level, which I should have been able to do last time anyway. But, hey, oh, here we are. What the hell made that noise? This is what we do. We're action man. We run straight into the peril! Oh, no, there it is. Oh! I missed something. Oh, we got a friggin' rifle. Oh, heck yeah. Can I switch between? Oh, there you go. There you go. I got 50 rounds of this bad boy. Heck yeah! The music's starting! Who's got the tube? What? Who's shooting? Oh, my God! Wait, apparently you can see me. Oh, my God! Good job, game. Don't even show me where the friggin' enemies are. Just like, oh, yeah, there's a guy shooting you randomly. I was told, oh, by the way, this game's really hard. Yeah, it's really hard when you don't show me where the friggin' enemy is. Wait, what? Can we just call this guy Chris Pratt and pretend it's an official Jurassic World game? I'm a-comin'! I can't wait for you to shoot me up me butt crack again! I have no idea where anybody is. And I don't know if my scanner even picks up anybody. Or even where the hell I'm going. So I'm just gonna- Oh, God! Somebody's shooting! If we just keep running forward, he'll have to come from behind me! It's the perfect plan! Oh, to the Stegosaurs! Yeah! Let it work out! I think I've just ran past most of it, but that'll do. Ooh, birdies! Look at the nice music's playing, yeah. You've got, like... That's still playing, because I haven't killed the original guy who was supposed to be shooting at me. Oh, can we just listen to the music for a second? Oh, my God, it's like a Feebo dream, man. Oh, then let me load from last save. Please tell me it's saved at the Stegos, because good Lord. Oh, for God's sake. If I can kill him, I can stop the music. Is that the incentive here? And that's your incentive, because you won't want this music to play. Oh, there he is! Ow. Oh, I hit somebody. That's something like that too, if I got shot by a bullet. Oh, no! Where's the other guy? Oh, there he is! There he is! Oh, I need to reload! I need to reload! Crush down! Crush down, we got this! Oh, hold on, hold on. He's decided not to. He's decided not to. Get him in the back! Did I kill him? He really decided not to go for me all of a sudden, and I can't tell where he is. Oh, look, he dropped stuff. Yes! Take the rounds. Hold on, guys. Shh! I need to take my meds. There we go, there we go. Just down those painkillers. Just him? Do you want me to take him? Take the man! There is no key card in your inventory. Oh, I need to go get a key card? Oh, is that what that guy had? Did he have a key card? Hopefully one of these is a key card, but I think these are all painkillers. Oh, my God, I'm loaded. This guy's addicted to painkillers. We must take the key card. Wait, what's this big green glowy thing? Is this the key- It's a key card! Give me the key card! Yes! Now we can go in here. Oh, we did it. That was it. Right, what's in here? I'm not cheap wrangler. Five millimetre bullets. More five millimetre bullets. And more five millimetre bullets. Oh, does it crash into one? Oh, I did. This was inevitable. I should, uh, I'll avoid stop talking to myself out loud. Oh, God, they're attacking! Oh, traffic sideways! You fall! We're being chased by stegosaurs! I think I broke it. Hold on. Can we even get out? Look at them go to this music. Look at them run. Oh, be free, my man. Be free! Oh, see? It wouldn't have even mattered. Oh, they got to this point. And I had to roll! All right, guys. What made that noise? Oh, God. Oh, geez. I think I'm okay to step here. Hold on. Let me just pop some pills. Is it dead? What's that? Oh, it is dead. All right. All right. This is it. This is going to be dinosaur alley now. Come on in! Where did he go? Hold on, guys. Let me just pop some more pain pills. You know what I should do? Instead of, like, shooting, what I should do is just try and dodge. I feel like that might be a better tactic. Oh, they can't keep up with me. I'm too quick. The hunter becomes the hunter today. No, that didn't work. Oh, I got him. I shot him in the head. And I shot him in the head again. Uh, okay. Well... Another one? Oh, they... Yeah, there you go. I got him. Apparently, he didn't mind being shot in the head, which is quite nice. He doesn't know what to do. He's running rings around him. I'm rolling rings around him. He doesn't know what... I need to reload. I need to reload. You don't know what to do with yourselves. Am I dead? I'd like to get up, guys. God, I have to bug it off. God, it broke me back. I had to restart from the left side. I was just too skillful that it broke me back. Oh, can you just map the freaking painkillers to a different button? That would be way easier. I hate having to go to the freaking screen to do it. Oh, my God, there's another one. Oh, this is no good. Oh, no. Oh, you want to play that game? Oh, he's fucking done me again. Hold on, let me reload. I think I can get him. Hold on, let me switch. Let me switch to me or the gun. There it is. Now you don't stand a chance, but are you ready? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In the arse. Anyone else want to have a go? Oh, that's a straw. That is. You just got jumped to get up? Oh, so tactic, guys. Roll into the raptors. Roll into them. They'll have no idea what's going on. I'm going to switch weapon. I'm switching to this bad boy. Yeah, so I can pick it off at a distance. I'll see you. They don't care that I shoot them though, which is quite nice. It's a shame that, um... Oh, can I just use a mouse? Mouse is probably easier for this. You dead yet? You dead yet? No, switch weapon. Dude, switch weapon. Thank you. There it is. Yes! Yes! There might be another one though. Ooh, it's quite tense. I like it. Should I just run? Runnin' around at the speed of sound. Oh-ho! There it is! Oh-ho! No! You don't set a chance! Boy! Look at my rolling skill! Oh, I've run out. Oh, let me reload. Let me reload. I got this. Ho-ya! Is there another one? Is there another one? We're got me! We're got me! I get it! I think we're okay. I'm pretty proud of that. Those are some amazing skills. Yeah! What? I think we did it. We made it, guys. We made it. Right. Let's have a look for any ammo. And there's probably a load of stuff to the right there. Oh, look. Army men's. Let's shoot them in their head. I mean... There we go. Where's the other guy going? Where'd the other guy go? This guy's coming as well. Look at him. I mean... I mean... There we go. Look, he runs all the way over and then he dies. There was another one, though. Did he just run into the van? I don't know what you guys were doing. How did you survive the raptors, eh? There's loads of fun. I actually really enjoy this. What's in here? Water! Water! Shoot it! Oh, it opened automatically. Oh, okay. Interesting. Interesting. Yes. Look. Look at all the stuff in here. All the goodies. So many peeps. How do I get in? Does it open automatically? Oh. Oh, there's Coke. We need Coke, guys. Oh, there's peeps everywhere. I want to take the Coke first. Soda. Oh, Soda, ne. Hold on, I need this weird rock thing. Whatever this is. Yes. Wait, they move? Who's banging? I feel like I can hear somebody banging. Wait, where is everybody? I keep on thinking that I'm about to, like, see somebody. But then there's no one in here. I can take this. Whatever this is. Oh, it's more ammo. Sweet. There a guy over here. See, he's looking right at me. Hey, dude. Oh, he's round the corner. Wait, is he just waiting in the toilet? No, it was nothing. It was nothing. Got you. Come on, dude. Woo-hoo-hoo. You want some? Ah! Oi. Oi. That's not fair. Okay, I see how it is. Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no. No, can you wait? No, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Can you wait? Just hold up, hold up. I need to get my gun out. Okay, um, it's this one. No, no, it's this one. So I equipped. There we go. Okay, now I think of a click tab. There we go. I'm ready now. Yes, there's a man in storage. Oh, good. I like the man in storage. Oh, he opened the door. And then he got stuck behind the door. Oh, bless. Oh, no, he's back now. Okay. There you go. Well, he didn't last two seconds there. He opened it. He wasn't the smartest tool in the shed. Can I have your ammo though? Stop. Oh, my God. He just didn't start it. He's like, oh, I killed him. Right. Assume the hiding position behind the door. Oh, like, Oi. Dude, I'm here. Come get us. He's coming. Are you ready? He's gonna... Oh, there's a few. Hey, dude. Dude, I'm here. Come on. Guys. Yes, you. Yeah, you're the chosen one. Are you ready? Oh, he's dead now. Join the parade. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's still a guy outside. Door. You forgot one. You forgot one. Hold on. There you go. No, no. You had it right. The hell? Gentlemen, we got him. I was up sale. I don't know how he did that. The gun hoe tactic of just trying to kill everybody. That wasn't working. The games just was not happy with me doing that. So I'm just gonna, I guess, just wing it and just go through this way, which apparently was way easier. Oh, there's a guy stuck on a door there. I think he's stuck on this door. Yeah, there he is. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Don't come through, guys. You don't need to come through. It's fine. What is this? I'm assuming this is of some sort of importance. So I'll take it. Oh, never mind. It was just bullets. Oh, brilliant. I think they're trying to pathfind. They're trying to get to me, but they're having a little bit of trouble. They keep on banging on. I don't think this is the soundtrack. This is just the game like the AI banging on the doors. Hold on. What does the journal say? That that's it. That's all I have to do. Just explore the facility. Yes, explore it, James. Explore. Time to run. They're gonna come for me. They're coming for me. Oh, oh my. They're all above. Jesus. How many? All right. Bye-bye. Oh, they're all going to where the sound is. Okay. So where my bullet gets fired, I run to. It doesn't matter what floor. They don't have good pathing. I just open you. You all right? Oh my God. He almost killed me. I need to heal quickly. Jesus. I thought I had that one down. Apparently I didn't. You ready? You're ready? Why are you not moving? Okay. Oh my God. Thank you. Jesus. Creemany. I hear them. Are they all above me? We will follow you. Always. Oh, more ammo. Heck yeah. Oh, what's this? Oh, it's a dead little raptor. They just chucked in a bin. Oh, that wasn't very nice of you. Now was it? Never mind. I haven't been this way before. Is that going to call any of them? Oh yes it does. Okay. I'm ready to die. Thank you. Now to heal. Heal. I'm about to die. Are they all outside? Come on. I'm not coming all this way just to die. Jesus. I haven't put up with this much luck just to die. I'll take that though. Oh, that's the knife from the beginning. Oh, that's the thingy-mediggy. I know. Oh, look, an error code. This is a freaking copy of that. I thought it was a door opening. This is though. Dinosaur embryos, guys. Look, it's sticking out. These are like the titans. Oh, look, one escaped. Oh my God. Okay, so hold on. This is D2. Oh, God, the lag. Did I do it? Wait, it works now? I'm okay. I can get in now. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Right. So we're in now. Apparently. Might as well just get some extra ammo, eh? Well, we're here. I die now. Oh my God. I hope I don't have to start all the way back again. Whoa! Guys! Progress! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Here we go. Let's draw them. Come on. Come on. You got very close, and then you didn't. There we go. There should still be another one though. I've just, you know what it is? I've been mowed down so much. I'm just terrified that, like, it'll just happen again. Like, I'll let my guard down, and before I know it, I'll be attacked. Okay, look. Power! Yeah? You see, that's what I'm scared. He knows exactly where I am. And he will shoot the floor. I'm in the dump, apparently. And I de- Oh God, I definitely don't need all these pain killers. But you know what? I'm going to take them. I'm going to take all of this. I've got a ghost following me, I think. I think that's what this is. I've got ghosties. I like the periodic table. Will you stop it? I'm trying to do stuff. Oh my God. Oh my God, what just happened? Oh, oh, oh, oh God. Oh, oh Jesus. What's going on? The world has been changed. The bloody hell? Just a guy. Just a guy came towards me and was like, Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And now it's raining inside the facility, apparently. Oh, hey dude. Oh, you're so not going to die. Oh, wait. Wait, what? We have to- Oh no. What do you think it is, guys? Think it's a copy? I'm trying to take it. But apparently I can't. Oh, hey. Oh, I guess I'll get in. There we go. Oh God. Oh God. Where is it? Oh, hello. T-Rex? Oh, I have to shoot you now, apparently. Uh, the tornadoes are brutal. Shoot the target. Both the slows- Okay. I mean, I'll try. Uh... Oh, this is fun, isn't it? We've got to shoot it in its face. Oh my God, it's like Dino Crisis 2 or like any sort of arcade game. You have to shoot it in its little gobbles. Actually, yeah, look at it. It's so stupid. Oh, that's not fair. You can't do- You can't take shortcuts. I feel like that was like an inside joke between one of the developers, like why do we have super slow- You know, it wouldn't help if you would all of a sudden randomly just slow down, you know? I love that the T-Rex is so far away. I don't even know where it is. I'm just shooting at the circles. Oh, there it is! Now I can see. Hey! Can I shoot you? Oh, wow, wow, that is- That is really not helping. You are- Oh, you are really close. Wow. Uh, I'm dead, apparently. Um, well, Gigi, that was- That was- That was loads of fun. Like, oh- Game was like- Yeah, you didn't- You didn't shoot the T-Rex enough. So therefore, you're dead. Wait, what? What? What? Ow! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Apparently, I can do that. Hold on. I'm reloading. There's a guy coming out and shooting us. When the beginning came out and started shooting us while a cutscene was on. You're not gonna stop me You're not gonna stop me I'm gonna stop you You're not gonna stop me Let me reload there we go Right we're just gonna jump straight into the back F to right I'm clicking F I don't care, I don't care what the player is Oh that's not good Oh no it is it's fine never mind Yay Shoot her! Did that not work? Hold on let me reload. Let me reload. Look at you! Aren't you pretty? You look exactly like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Thank God that you run to a certain level And then you saw slow down. Oh Will you stop hopping on about the jeeps? Nobody cares. This is why no one liked you Clive like I just have to wait Don't know. There we go There we go reload. Oh, I think it automatically reloads it. Look at his little face Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, I didn't get it. I think I'm dead Yeah, just it's just like you know what you're dead. I need to reload hold on. Oh That's that's okay. Wait. I mean aim up that would help. There we go There we go. I've only got 72 bullets like can you stop like you haven't got me a chance to to shoot you Will you please? Will you stop? Can you stop? I'd love it if you stop. There we go I can't actually shoot you when you like that. It's gonna be a wrap of this video Because apparently it's friggin impossible But if you enjoyed that video leave a like good lord I got two and a half hours Freakin come through this and until next time. I'll see you cuties later. Bye. Bye