 It's opening day in Detroit, but the White Sox are beating the Tigers by one run, bottom ninth, no outs, and the White Sox got their closer on the bump. He opens them up soft and away, and then comes soft again, and then hard. And if you wanna go soft to hard, you gotta go to getroman.com slash johnboy. They are sponsoring the video today. So the one two pitch goes soft away again, and then gets them on the four seam fastball. Um, says, you're out, leave. Next up, Eric Kaz. Oh, oh, fastball up 98. Fastball up and away 98. Fastball up 98, but call to strike. Two and one is the count. What's he gonna throw next? We're all thinking about it. Fastball down the middle. The count is now two and two. Fastball, ooh, didn't catch the edge. The count is now three and two. Fastball fouled away. I wonder what it's gonna be next. Fastball fouled. What could it be next? Fastball inside, gone. So many damn fastballs. Mix in something else when you get that deep into the count. Ty game, Tigers throws his helmet, slicks back his hair, gets a punked out by his teammates, and then gets scared. One, two. Fuck me, baby. I think that's what he says there. Fuck me, baby. I don't know. It's kind of weird. It looks like Dorman from Game of Thrones a little bit and that's scary. Next up, foul ball. Fastball, okay, slide piece. Mixing it in again. Good, oh, slider again. And you're out, see you later. Two outs now. Nice little curve ball to meadows. Really nice. Fastball to meadows. One, one's the count. Another slider. Didn't like that. Two, one. Fastball low, three, one. Another fastball low. Really good swing by meadows to cover that. Puts it over Pollock's head and right field. The ball rolls around for a little bit. He gets to third. The place is going nuts. The oh-oh-to-hobby huge swing. He wants to homer another big swing. That's going to right field. Is it gone? Is it in? What's it gonna? Oh, oh, oh. More questions than answers there. What? Hobbies got the answer. He says, oh, I hit the wall. They hit the wall. And people are saying, hit the wall? Did it? Let's do the thing where we watch it back in slow-mo to figure it out. And yeah, it hit the wall. But then he still catches it. So Pollock, where to stay with it, man. But you can see, as it comes down right there, you can see the ripple in the yellow and then it hits his glove. It is interesting because I guess he could have jumped a little bit, but it's kind of a weird play. But yeah, you can see. All right, so see the blue line? Watch it ripple right there as the ball comes down. If anyone still hasn't noticed that it hits the wall, it does. So then what do they rule it? Hit the wall, then his glove, and then watch this. Hobbies is just watching the replay on the big screen and starts celebrating. Him and Meds have a high five and a nice hug. Then they all come and celebrate, but it's not official yet and it doesn't count. And the umpires are still reviewing it and they've gotten a lot of things wrong in review before, like blatantly, even after seeing it. So it's kind of risky to start celebrating and doing a Gatorade shower during this and Hinch and the coaches know that and they're just waiting back. Pollock is saying, fuck, I thought it hit the top. The ump says. After review, rule on the fan is overturned. Have no catch, run scores. Now I'm going to give this like an eight out of 10 on microphone voice and presentation. I also, I really liked that he said no catch and then he said run scored and he did the whole point. He went through the mechanics of the point just to make sure people know that the run did score. I really liked that. And then now Hinch comes. He goes, now I can celebrate with my boy. Proud of you and I love you and thank you for making this the best opening day of my life. And if you can't get an erection, go to getroman.com slash Johnboy. Many a man my age and older suffer from ED and it's no shame in it. You just gotta go to getroman.com slash Johnboy and see a US licensed healthcare professional. And if you're prescribed, you'll get $15 off and free shipping.