 Trick-or-treat What? Trick-or-treat You said exactly the same, that is not explanatory It is Halloween Is it? Well, happy Halloween, I suppose Trick-or-treat Again? Don't you think it is a limited question? Does your question only consider trick and treat? You realize that with that, you put me at a disadvantage because you threaten me I do not understand how this is legal I have the right to add a third option Or call a lawyer, because I don't want to give you anything I don't know you And what is a treat anyways? How will I know how big a treat should be to be greater than your desire of revenge? Here, have a band-aid Trick-or-treat Trick Do you have any tricks? Not really Why are you doing this then? It's Halloween Yeah, awesome Well, in fact, according to my calculations based on the salty calendar Considering that the equinox was on September 22nd And the solstice will be on December 21st And then taking the middle full moon between these two seasons Checking the moon cycle of this year We have saw an October 20 instead of today So Halloween was literally 11 days ago But don't blame yourself, blame the gap between the sun and the moon cycles And all of what I just said is incorrect Because we are in the southern hemisphere So Halloween should have been on May I'm sorry, this is just an excuse Because I already ate all the candy I had And not because I was hungry, I stress it Yeah Happy Halloween Late Halloween Trick-or-treat Take this Yeah There you go They don't know that underneath the candy bars There are USBs with information about their parents And why they are runaways But if they ask about it The government will know and they will find them And I also put some random philosophical currents And which one they should follow according to the candy they received I'm changing society from within Trick-or-treat I have a better offer Treat or wisdom You either take the candy and leave with no lesson Or I give you a map with instructions I've analyzed every single person in this neighborhood And let me tell you You should check the Rodriguez house They have sneakers, kidcats, Reese's peanut butter cups And if you don't get there before 1030 You'll probably miss it Now, I want you to receive this map And be the kid with the most candies Treat Fine Sure, this is why society is the way it is Mediocre mentality I remember when I was your age I loved wearing costumes And I would pretend I was actually a witch I would hypnotize people until they gave me their candy Enjoy while you're young It won't last for long Leave the moment Enjoy these candies, I remember All these beautiful moments you lived with your friend Hello, everyone Treat, of course I know you've been receiving a lot of candies tonight So who am I to kill the spirit? But Wouldn't it be great to get toothbrushes? Yes, there you go Oh, don't cry You can have candies, too Don't forget to brush your teeth Trick or treat Yeah, that's what I thought Trick or treat Trick or treat Hello Hi Is this a joke? I opened the door and I have candies Why would you call and disappear? We are here Hey Scott, you heard the news, right? Three children died tonight And they were trick or treating And well, they had an unfortunate event I'm so sorry for them They could not try these candies And they are so good I wonder if they are ghosts that have realized That nobody can see them Well, have a good night, my friend There you have, guys I hope you have fun tonight Be careful Don't play with everyone I mean, you know how the veil That separates the world of the living And the dead Is thinner than ever tonight And there are spirits roaming among us Don't be fooled by appearances How can you tell a good disguise From a true evil spirit I hope you like these candies a lot Some of them are shaped like a bunny Trick or treat Trick But more like a deal I will give you 10 candies Okay But nobody else will help Because they are from a remote place in Chile So kids will get curious What is that? And then you will notice a demand So the market value of your candies Will increase by 5 times compared to other candies Now, you will exchange one of them For 5 random candies And then you will see how the kid Won't share the candy with anyone else Which will increase curiosity And then my colleague We will have more offer And you will be my partner By selling them in your school For the next week Until they get tired of it And then we'll share profits Deal Trick or treat Trick or treat Nothing You are too young to eat candies Too young to be alone Too young to go threatening people And too young to be awake Good night Go to bed Okay Have them all Eat all those candies And you will be ready to be cooked There Be hypnotized by the power of sugar And you will want more and more Guys This is just acting I'm good at this Trick or treat Trick or treat to you Huh? Yeah Give me all your candy Or phase my trick No, no, no You don't need to cry It's not a big deal Okay, here Have some candy Yeah Bye Oh, watch out with the clown in the entrance Totally forgot about that Poor kid Trick or treat Hi All right Treat, please I give up Nothing Tough crowd, huh Candy are gluten-free and vegan It is actually my own brand because I'm an entrepreneur Wow Look at all those candies Don't you guys think you have too much already? Don't you think you should go home and give the chance to another kid? It's all about justice Can you guys help me do that? No Tough crowd again Hi Oh my gosh What is that? Where are you wearing? I love your costume You look just like Shrek Can I take a picture with you? I'm Hulk No, it's Hulk Oh Yeah You look amazing You look just like him Yeah, here Take candy Take the best one Yeah Remember to smile more To get the best candies Smile More Trick or treat Hello guys What year is it? 2021 Oh, awesome Well, you're here for the candy, Shrek Here There you go I don't like these candies Oh, I'm so sorry Give it back I can give you a better one Which one is your favorite? It looks expensive There you go Take three Yeah, sure I'm sorry I'll make sure next year I have all of your favorites You don't even have to tell me I'll find out by myself And your costume is so bad Take it off Kids are so hard to please these days I blame social media Hello Oh, were you here last time? I just saw the kids here I mean, I didn't see the kids Because they're ghosts I mean, no How do I know they're ghosts? I know nothing But I bet you're sad for them now Because they think they're ghosts Well, I have a question What is the best prank you have made during Halloween? I'm curious to know I will share with you my own experience But I don't have any experience I have never made a prank This thing is really heavy Let me know in the comments I will choose the best ones And I will share them with my discord community You can check the link in the description And you will join the procrastination server That's where highly trained jury Chooses the categories for your comments And then I post the winners on my Instagram But there is much more to it We have interesting channels And roles and recommendations You can also participate with your own ideas Of what you truly need From life We just have everything you need Wait, what? You want candies too? I can't give them to you in this format What do you mean? This is very awkward But... Ding dong Wait, I can't find the... The twixes Is it a twix? Is this a twix? Here you have guys I hope you have fun tonight What a terrible moment Ooh The veil that separates the world Of the living and the dead Is thinner than ever And they stopped Yeah