 Sir we just bought over 1,500 pounds of corn. What do we what do we do with that, sir? Are you saying that I told you to buy that farm? Yes, you did yes, you did my wife is crying You got my damn wife crying and I got to come here and I talk got to talk to some other She's crying. That's not my problem. Okay, that's your problem. That's my problem You know, I'm gonna be gonna be your problem. I apologize to my damn wife right now. Yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey listen to me son. You get that get those damn words out of your mouth You watched our son watch child pornography. Yep, you watched our son watch $70,000 worth 4k What the hell is wrong with you sir the FBI is gonna be nothing is wrong with knocking on your door right now. I Genuinely don't know what what happened like hey, what's up dude? Do you want to like run through a couple of your characters for folks at my stream? Maybe some of your characters I can do a whole bunch of different characters cuz I can do corn wood right that's like So that's like howdy y'all this is the latest corn wood captain of the BCSO, but I could be like an old man I could be Edna's husband. So, you know, you're you're whatever and you call your husband over My damn wife broke the computer again. I don't know what she did I was thinking you call the neighbor over and then I could do like a Persian accent. Okay, be like, hello My name is Ali. I am here to help miss Edna on her computer But she is she better okay? I don't know what to do Yeah, all kinds of I've I've heard yeah, I've only heard a yeah I could do like a kind of like a like a nerdy like gnome voice I don't know what to do, but uh, I uh, I worked on the computer all night It shocked me All right, I think we're pretty much ready to go What's your first name miss? I didn't get you. It's Bernice. Your name is Barry. No, her name is Bernice Bernice Bernice Danny Corey My wife's name is Bernice Bernice, okay, sir. Your wife's name is Bernice. Yes, don't disrespect her Have you clicked on somewhere while you're surfing internet or you just downloaded it some cryptic software over there Did you say crypt cryptos? I've heard about I've heard about the cryptos. No, no, it's not cryptos Cryptid cryptic software like the CNN How do you say it's alive? But we know it's scripted the damn government is always trying to feed bullshit down our damn He gets on don't get him don't get him talking about Honey, what was your name, sir? I'm sorry. What was your name sweetheart? Of course, I know your name. I know Okay I think so empty or something written on it empty Like how I feel after spending a full day with Corey I'm just saying I'm just trying to get the damn job done. What is so hard done? You know how many years I've I've I've come home late from work and working overtime to put food on our table For our damn kids college Okay, and that's I type W is for World Wide Web is that we're talking about our grandson. He's always talking about getting the W Yes, George W. Can you hear me fantastic president? W. W. W. It's right You want to do it yourself Corey? Do you want to present it because I'm telling you You know my arthritis is bad, and I haven't had my title in all today Well, why are you telling me to press center? Well, I've already pressed it. I didn't think I Can and you're gonna make him mad, okay? You both guys are shouting each other. What happened so you need to click on okay option. You see the okay option It's a secure support server. No, ma'am. You're calling me from Microsoft Okay Yes, our son told us not to download anything because it's probably a virus is this what is this? No, no, don't worry about that this because I'm just connecting your device to the feature server of Microsoft So you don't need to worry about this. Okay, I'm not sure Naps, but they were talking about on the news a couple years ago Yeah, what did you see that on your screen ma'am ma'am do it fast? I think I did it I clicked I clicked run and then it said that you connected to the secure server. I Understand, okay. It's asking you again accord Yes, it's asking for a coat glory Okay, I hope sleep in the day the code ma'am. Yeah, what's the code? What was your name again? I'm so sorry apologize. Yeah, I typed in the code and then and it says ma'am don't delay I'm just trying to connect your device with secure server of Microsoft Yeah, just listen to me carefully and read fast ma'am Good Okay, your screen look like I installed something Okay Just let it in You know, I'm pretty sure the neighbor kid might try to take it Yeah, I'm I'm still here does the mailman's dropping off a box Yes, you you as in United Alice and Lima He what Corey I can't hear you Just just say your names beneath and scribble it down Oh my god, I'll be right back talk to my husband. I'll be right back. I'm sorry Yes, was it Barrett Barrett, what was your name again, sir? Eric sir, my name is Eric Yes, this nice and your name is sorry. I'm telling you Eric in this country Anything you're saying you run box or something. I don't know he typed in George W. Bush. I said, what do you want me to type? No, no, no Yeah, oh Barack No, no Eric No, ma'am. My name is Eric er. I see Like Obama Baracko or Derek Was it Derek or Eric I want to take the time to thank you for just good people like you have this will help us all folks because they This isn't the same country that it used to all we need young folks like you who can go out there and really I respect the older generation. That's right. I just wanted to thank you for that What did you see on screen ma'am? Hello, it says installing Please wait while set up and store the ultra viewer. You know whatever I ignore them too. It's better for everyone Okay, ma'am. Do you see that pop-up? You need you need to close that pop-up. I think he's really Maybe the next guy will get it. Hi, sir. This side mark The scan is running or It's running. It says It's just making a bunch of weird text on the screen. Okay, mom Can you uh, can you please read it out for me so I can understand what the problem right now? No, I can't read it out It's going way too fast. I can just it says Kilobytes, I think there might be a kilobyte. My husband says there's a kilobyte on there. Is that good? Oh, can you hold on one second? My doctor's calling me. Hello Hi, this is Daniel from amazon customer service. We have seen a recent order number Okay, sorry go ahead. So I was getting a call from my doctor. Is there something going on On the black window. Is it a depository in the computer? Do I put a depository inside of the computer? No, no sir. No sir. Can you just take my money, please? How do how do I give you my money? Would you just take would you just take our money or or no? All right, have a good day I'm just hanging up Dude, I genuinely don't know what what happened like That was so stupid. That was great. So we're cletus and shelly cornwood or okay Yeah, my husband and I had a question about our laptop if you have a moment ma'am I reckon it's got some sort of damn virus or something or another. All right. What is the brand name of your laptop? I think it's a compact. Is that what it is? We got it from comp USA I mean bobby was still in diapers. So I don't it's been a while. Oh hell. It was a long time Bobby used to sit on the toilet backwards And he'd sit on it backwards and he'd and he'd hold on to the damn tank And it'd be a hooping and hollering bouncing up and down on the damn seat while I was taking a taking a shit Pretending like it was a horse That boy ain't right. Did you milk the damn cows this morning? Shelley? Well, they ain't gonna milk themselves Okay, I was just making sure you know, you know how you know how best it gets a little bit ornery when you don't milk her in the morning Every morning. It's like a ritual for me It's like a ritual. There's something special about going out there and Touching uh milking. Oh, well, I was making damn sure. Thanks for holding on the line. Are you there? Here is that bridge on your network There is a bridge on your network which means it's an item of hacking Oh lord Ain't enable oh, you can tell she's reading a piece of paper like it's the first time she's ever Man, I guess it's good that uh, this is the these are the scammers out there today. Probably not too many Yeah, okay, ultra viewer. Do I need to download this or what do I do? So you have already download that? No, I'm asking you ma'am. Do I need to click download or what do I click? Ma'am, we ain't stupid. Just tell us what to do. Yes, you need to download that Jim bob came over the other day and he came in and he installed that new fence Oh When that storm rolled through I was thinking oh, yeah, I know it. I know it. I know it But jim bob did a damn good job. He did. I like she's doing right now. Yeah You hear that artificial Yeah, artificial. You know what? You know what I think is artificial the damn Artificial She's talking about robots cletus. Oh, she's talking about robots ma'am. Are you a communist? Here's me cletus Hey, cletus, honey, can you bring me in something like a little bit of sweet tea or something? We got God if he sees this If he even sees the word foreign, he's gonna lose his mind Shelly, how are we doing here? What are you covering there? Can you miss? Can you miss tell me that my hand is cold? I'm gonna be warming up. Can you read out for me cletus? Don't overreact. Don't overreact. Okay, please. Why the hell? Why does that say foreign address? I'll tell you I don't want no damn foreign hackers in my computer Yes, we'll help you out sir. Don't worry. Okay. Well, thank you. Hey, ma'am Could you please transfer us to someone who can help us with these foreign hackers? We got to get this sorted out ma'am. It's as fast as possible. And this is going slower than moss on a mississippi tree stump Can you see the white color? We're saying this is slower than molasses in february. All right. Yeah, it says listening Oh Good lord the damn commies are listening in on the phone. Can they hear us? Can they hear us right now, ma'am? There's something happening on the computer screen right now. We'll take time. So can you please go and check your order? Does it say illegal? Oh my goodness. Oh my illegal. That's like them damn folks coming in here taking all our damn jobs You know that it's unbelievable. Child pornography download Illegal purchased. All right. I'm just gonna let her she's so mind-blowingly bad at this So I think I'm just gonna Any second now Ma'am, should we call should we call our bank or what what do we what should we do? Hello, yeah ma'am. Hello Howdy We use bank of america ma'am Do you want me to give you the phone number so you can call them for us because I really want to talk to my bank Please ma'am I'm begging you Literally Please ma'am. Yes, but just hold on. All right. No, I can't wait. Please ma'am Here we get Just hold on. I'm freaking out Please just transfer me. Why? Any debate include this part. We're just starting with the first five Please call bank of america for us. Please. I'm begging you. Okay. Just just hold on. Just hold on This is crazy. I Dude, like literal robot. Yeah One step at a time. I don't know if I've ever had it this bad It's funny because you want them to be bad, right? You don't want Good scammers out there, but I'm hoping that the next person we talk to will be good. They'll be can't waste their time but Mr. Microsoft hello, I can't hear what he's saying. I had no idea what he said Here open your debut Hello, that's your Microsoft. Hello. Yes, uh, you're connected to bank of america You're speaking to michael's and how can you help me to that? Oh my oh my wilson. Thank the lord mr. Wilson I see here that apart from these there are two pretty otherwise transactions That has been made on your account. I believe that the efforts have scheduled and Sure, would you please Close your eyes. Would you please buy your hand? dear dear heavenly Sweet baby jesus lord help us Kindly please to You have to listen to me please The dammit the damages that may or may not have transpired first have also scheduled and authorized to promise action on You know, we value this sir by getting into your online banking as well Hmm What we can do is we can prevent these transactions by You know making the duplicate transactions duplicate charges So you want us to you want us to purchase something from pornographic hub dot com? Oh, that's not i'm saying i'm not saying that you have to buy something from pornographic hub Oh, i'm saying that we have to make a duplicate transactions of the amount which are pre authorized By the server All right, we could get some bibles we could get Yeah kgv all the way, baby. We could probably get Some feed for the horses for the sheep. We gotta get get some rolled oats Can we order rolled oats online? But I always go down to the store old oats I think if we buy 1800 pounds of rolled oats And about 1200 pounds of hand scrunch. You gotta buy some some barbed wire. Let's go in by 200 yards barbed wire Let me tell you a little bit story. You know, you can you've heard of orange juice, right? I think my husband and I might invest our money in lean hogs and orange juice futures Is that okay? I think that's a way to go We're spending the the equal amount in the duplicate amount to get it back But if we're investing at the same time, we may be able to actually get money back It's a blessing in disguise. That's the damn loot lead is just like the song says It's a blessing Lord Jesus Hey, mr. Wilson Mr. Wilson Hello, mr. Wilson Sir, what I'm saying is right now somebody is trying to use your account And they are going to make a transaction for two to three thousand dollars. So are you? Oh, no, that's a who is trying to use your account or that's us. That's us. We're on the computer right now We're trying to buy some hand scrunch is what we're trying to do. Yeah right now First of all, I wanted to stop you do not have it to make any transaction From your account unless I tell you to make any transaction. Okay, so make sure about that No, no, no, we totally understand I hear shelly put some see if they can get some corn. See if you can get some corn in there too Okay, so mr. Wilson you ever eat corn the long way Mr. David nothing clock gets your motor going and eating corn the long way That's right. That's absolutely right So how much corn right now? I don't have any how much corn should we buy mr. Wilson how much what? How much corn should we buy mr. Wilson? We just need a confirmation how much by any choreographic material No corn. You do not have to buy any pornographic material. You do not have to buy anything Okay, I will let you know that what do you have to do? All right? So you have to just understand and listen to me very carefully. All right If you do any mistake just to be clear, what's going to be happening Just to be clear Mr. Wilson just to be clear we're talking about corn corn agris corn See Yeah, we're not talking about pornographic. We're talking about pornographic Any transactions unless you are given the permission, okay Mr. Wilson we we just spent $22,000. What do we need to do next? Well, 21 sorry. I'm back. I'm back on the line. It was uh, 21 Are you to do what now? Uh, we made a we made a transaction for Uh, why why did you made the transaction? Don't you understand? I'm telling you don't not to make any transaction Well, that's what you told us to do sir. You told us to mr. Wilson You told us to uh spend that money so that we can get our money devalted back to us Right. No, I you see I also told you that I will tell you that how to when are we going to get our money back But nobody is going to give you the money back Excuse me. So how what now? That's what you told us man. First of all, I see I don't know the one you're going to talk to me at the same time. Okay, listen to me. Okay Yeah, we can't cancel those orders over $5,000 That's how trackers the power we just bought over 1500 pounds of corn at the tractor supply company And that's a lot of cornography. That's a hell of a lot of corn. What do we what do we do with that, sir? Are you saying that I told you to buy that corn? Yes, you did. Yes, you did. No, I didn't say that we are on a secure line I didn't say I didn't told you to buy anything. Okay What I said that you have to make a duplicate transaction and I will let you know That what kind of a transaction you have to make All that you are doing you are doing it by yourself. All right I think we have to make that because you have to pay for that Maybe we have to make that transaction twice Please could you tell him I found a Rolex for $22,312? Oh hell a Rolex That's is that uh, is that one of them seedwellers? Oh, so so my wife Shelly just went ahead and she she found a $22,000 Rolex on amazon Sir, you did not have to make any transactions. I wanted to stop the transaction I can see in the bank account. You are going to make the transactions. You do not have to do this Sure, it doesn't make any sense that it feels like you're uh You're saving for taking because much is still in your bank account Level is increasing. We can't tell what you're saying Now can you hear me properly? Mr. Wilson hello, you know, who is this? Hello Harry Hello Hello, this is Mary. Hello Hello Mary Hi, how are you doing? Oh Mary like Named after the virgin mother. Is this the same dude that we were talking to or is someone else That he it almost feels like he handed the phone to someone else. I don't know if it's who Okay, now can you listen to me? Yes, ma'am. Can I speak ma'am? Would you be willing to pray for us and then we'll listen to your ma'am? I'm here to help you ma'am. But the thing is that this line has been recorded. Okay. Well, after you pray We'll listen to you You're taking you're going to Mary. We're listening. I appreciate you are We're listening. I appreciate you are taking this issue I appreciate you taking this issue very serious. Yes, but don't do anything by yourself. Yes, okay There are some rules. There are some rules that we have to follow There are rules. We follow the Bible well here. Yes. Yes, Mary Yes, Mary preach it. Okay. We follow the rules. Lord. Yeah, so the rules are we have to make the duplicate Transaction, right? But you can't make this but you can't make the duplicate transaction by yourself. My name is Mary m a r r y Employee ID number Mary Mary with two r's Mary Well, I ain't never seen it written like that. Okay, and right down my employee Mary. What's your last name? Mary Cooper Mary Cooper. Yeah, did you hear somebody else like a whisper? Now north down my employee ID Can you get some mr. Wilson on? Sure Mr. Luton, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Oh hot. Hello. Hi, mr. Wilson Are you on the line as well? Yes. I'm on the line journey I asked you to make a duplicate charge, but I told you there you go, Mary. I'll tell you that I didn't tell you anything to do that. Okay. Well, I said that you can take your money. I'm sure you did No, I didn't Hold on Mary. Is this your husband? You told us earlier that you're married. Are you married to to Mr. Wilson. No, I never said that sir. You have any problems? No, I was just asking I was asking because you told us earlier that you were married No, sir. How could you say that? We're just trying to understand. No, you're putting any allegations like this I'm married to him or what like that. This is the recorded line. We are not here to talk about that seat Oh my god. Oh No, we never said that again. Now. Can you please listen to me now? Okay, we're so sorry. What do you want us to not say? Oh, sorry, Mary. Oh, he accidentally hung up. He probably was I'm trying to figure out what we could make a triplicate charge. This this barn is 15 The barn is funny. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Are you there? Yes, surely. Just let me know. Do you want your money or not? Well, I mean which money because we already spent 44,000 dollars Which money I'm talking about the money you have in your bank accounts. Do you want it back or not? At least you say sorry. Well, I'm not gonna say sorry. Okay You you are going to say sorry in front of the police in front of the FBI and in front of the court All right, because this is a fraud that is happening into your bank account right now And you will be charged for all the amount as well as you have to pay the penalty because of these amounts What the hell are you doing yelling my dad gum wife? What the hell did she do wrong to you son? Mr. Well, you're Bullshit and whatever the hell else when we've done nothing here But listen to exactly what you've said the whole damn time and you want to be yelling Of 30 years My son is out there coming to me saying that some son of a bitch on the phone Is yelling at my wife and I got to come in. I got shit all over my dad gum hands cleaning out the damn goat Damn boring with the goats and I got to come here and I got to talk to some other son Questions to your wife if she's flying. That's not my problem. Okay. That's your problem That's my problem That's my problem You know whose problem is going to be is going to be your problem because you told us to do this My wife is crying. You got my damn wife crying is what you're doing Well, I was just trying to explain the situation. I apologize to my damn wife right now I would appreciate that Surely I'm I'm really sorry if I heard her name is Shelly. Not Shirley. Whatever you did. It doesn't matter. Okay No, it does matter what her damn name is it is Shelly cornwood and I love her Oh, don't cry Shelly. It's okay Apologize to my damn wife. Okay. Okay. I do not want to decry because of this situation and I'm really sorry if I made you cry Okay, but see I do not want you to make any transaction. Well, you know, we could use another barn We needed that other barn to because I wonder I wonder if we just do I found it I found this while you were gone. We need that to put all that corn that we bought Hey, mr. Wilson, if we were to purchase two of the same product, is that considered duplication? Are you dumb or what? No, I actually I actually graduated high school No, I don't think that you graduated high school because you see it's actually You just all I'm saying that it did not have to make any transaction and you keep telling me that if we If you if you would make these transactions twice right now I want you to be the listener first and let me be the speaker. Okay, right Let's close our eyes and listen for the words of the great mind of lord All right, just close your eyes and listen to me very carefully. Okay. First of all, we need to make this transaction I will give you the nearest address Where you have to go that will be the government certified store I will give you the name of the prepaid card You have to go to that store and you have to buy that card. That's how you will make a duplicate transaction So I hope that you understood the situation you understood what you have to do next, right? We'll just call from the car. Okay Yeah, hey, can you hear us? Hello? Hello, I can hear you. Okay. Hey, we're coming back from the store. We went to the wild mark We got one google play. We got tan We got tan chipotle That's that's fine for me. Okay, just take the google play card in your hand. Can you put some music on or something? Because it's a little bit. Yeah Let me turn on the damn radio Okay, sir. What were you asking about? Okay, uh, first of all, you need to turn off the turn the music off and then you have to let me know the numbers You see on the back side of Turn it up, turn it up or off Okay, I'm turning it up right now Can you turn it off? The music You need to turn off the music. You do not have to turn it off. Turn it off. I'll turn it off Turn it off. Turn it off. Sorry Now, where is your son? Our son left. Yeah, who knows Who knows if your son was watching the pornographic content on the internet? Why do you think he's watching pornographic material? Let me just get one thing straight. You're saying that Hackers didn't do this and that our son did and that we spent 70 000 for nothing Is that what you're telling me right now? Exactly. That's what i'm telling you from the beginning. You asked friend your 70 000 dollars for fucking nothing So our son has spent 70 000 on pornographic material is what you're just telling us because it is the child's pornography that your son was watching now So it is a case of boy. Our son was watching child pornography No, there's no way. Yeah. Our son was not No, our son was not walking no child. Hey, hey, hey, hey listen to me son You get that get those damn words out of your mouth. This is yeah, you can call your lawyer You can ask him that what kind of a case is it for child pornography and for how long your son will be Okay, hold on a second. We'll call you. I'll make sure Yeah, because I'll make sure that it will be behind the bar for the six months at least and there will be some panelists next month for child pornography Can I just ask one more question? Just one quick question Mr. Wilson, have you seen this happen? Well, I know this because I was See, I know this because Because of the IP address. I know you saw you watched our son watch child pornography, sir Yep, you watched our son watch out pornography 70 thousand dollars worth. Of course. I watched that cotton 4k What the hell is wrong with you sir the FBI is gonna be nothing is wrong with knocking on your door right now Looks like you're both going to jail You're going to be knocking the door tomorrow and they're going to take your son down to the police department beat him up And then he will he will put him behind the bar Did he just sell for porn? I feel like he just self-supported. Wow. Well, I mean if you watched if you watched Our son watched that I guess you guys both deserve to go to prison Well, actually, isn't that like a double double like a double dose and that double jeopardy because our son's underage as well He's 17 years old. Yes. That's weird. That's real messed up stuff I can't believe that you just took that over the phone I mean at this point, I don't even know what to say anymore What were you hoping would happen when you said that? I mean did you just get ratioed? I don't What is your wife Mary gonna say about this mr. Wilson? Yes, she's not gonna like it. Does your wife know that you want? She likes that you want she likes my job. You're a weird you're Oh man well Mr. Wilson, I guess I guess we have all that we need You'll be hearing from our lawyer. I don't even know what this is. This is crazy. I think this is a setup Is this some sort of like a king? Is this one of them tick-tank pranks? Sorry to even work for the bank america Yeah, that's probably the most absurd and desperate Scammer I've ever called before You know, you know what? I was But I was gonna do at the end if that went on any longer. I was about to like flip it and be like, okay. I'm gonna come clean I like I've been thinking about doing that But if they wouldn't do the child pornography around like if it was just that it's like a part where oh god It can go too far. Yeah. Yeah Dude, it was an absolute blast All right, man, I'll talk to you. All right, dude. I'll see you later. Okay chat. Make sure to go follow kip bogey. That was so good, man It's uh, it's it's super cool that uh He invited me to come do that with him, but I'm down. I'm down to do that again sometime