 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. It's a new year. It's a new us. Welcome to the weekly dumb I keep forgetting it's 2023 man. That's like a real one That's a year I used to like fuck around and joke with when I was in middle school It was like a year that was so far away and now in middle school. Yeah Wow, I used to joke that the Marlins would win the World Series in 2023. They're not going to you don't know that I do Or are you got really sick at the flu? Is to warm out for what like like the weather is being so warm I'm suspect of the weather like what you're fucking here and I'm excited new year a little thermometer in his mouth You want to talk about the sports? Hey, let's talk about the sports. Zack. It's a big hockey year We've decided new year new hockey year and man They kicked it off the right way ruins and penguins your winter classic at Fenway Park are guys Jack and zoe were there punching dudes with wiffle balls Jim. You like hockey you like Jack and zoe you like baseball stadiums You like yeah, I had a lot of people I have been hearing in my orbit saying the want Fenway out don't like make a new one and not a peep I like that I like Fenway Park So I like that Jack and zoe shook out all the Bruins the one guy the brusk the brusk dodged him was so scared said It was gonna mess up his game Allegedly and then scored the game winner. So good job So the brusk was right the brusk was right the brusk was right. Actually. Does Jack like the Bruins? No, does Jack like anything? No, Jack. Oh, it's a big Bruins So it's a big Bruins fan and Jack's the pitcher and he was pitching so I really need to know what was zoe about the whole time Okay, who do you think zoe is a bigger fan of the Bruins or Jack Jack? So he's probably rooting for Jack's only friend Oh Zoes intimidated of poppies so bad. Anyway, congrats to the Bruins on winning Jim There's almost a breakdown you were telling me you felt very Relatable to well, this is actually this almost a breakdown is actually something that I kind of like back in middle school Used to dream up used to really talk about a Walrus wandered on to the harbor masturbated in front of everyone and then fell asleep And I got to say I don't know if Zach has to blow out this walrus's penis or not. It's it. Mm-hmm this Length and kind of shape but wider. I think it's bigger longer. It's like it look like two bricks It's like a traffic like situation like two bricks rounded out that's what it would look like on you But walruses are oh my god. Yeah, the thing of the backdrop Walrus also like their waist is so his waist Draft kinks go check him out. It's like this walrus penis his waist is so tiny You know when you see those cartoons of like a giant fat guy with a little legs like almost mr. Incredible The walrus waist is at their knees. Well, you think their knees are that's where they're thrusting from super top-heavy Which is why they are well, they never walk Jake. It's not the walruses home They said it got lost and ended up there But the earth is kind of the walruses home. So we're kind of invading what you do when you get lost There's kind of jerk off and fall asleep. Remember when I was scared and lost Stuck in that ATM vestibule. Yes, I didn't jack off in that. I was scared. I scared Let's go back to the more sports Jim This more sports is a great one to kick off the new years because it involves Scott stallings three two one Six and a half Zach Scott stallings golfer pretty good top 50 in the world is gonna get invited to the masters this year But they sent his invite green jacket to another scott stallings jim You like some of the details in this message that fake scott stallings sent to golfer scott stallings He instagrammed the real scott stallings and said hi scott Period you hate this message. I do I really hate the way this guy types his messages My name is scott stallings as well, and I'm from georgia. My wife's name is jennifer too her instagram is Plank that was a weird that's a weird first three lines like scott stallings the golfer when he's reading this message He instantly thinks he's getting invited to bang this guy's wife, and then he's like where where is this going to go from here? We still don't know the next message is it could have line is we have a condo at yeah address This is a please come bang my wife message is what scott stallings is thinking and then he says I received Your invitation to the masters. Yeah, I mean he should have cut out those first three sentences and say I received a fedex today with your master's advice instead This is my wife's instagram, and this is our address are the first two lines my wife's also jennifer your wife's also jennifer I don't know uh-oh to scott Congrats to the scott stallings scott stallings offered to send professional golfer scott stallings the invitation And a very nice package and time for the tournament. Yeah other scott stallings just slightly creepy Slightly creepy and also do you think that scott stallings the golfer if this didn't happen? Just wouldn't have went I think he was probably just like a little nervous He wasn't going to get the invite now. He's got two wives and an invite this kind of ties into the knot sports Uh a cat has received death threats for participating in a dog swimming race. Yeah, this is a good story Zach So listen up. You don't have to This guy's got a cat cat's name is butt face or something like that And he thought us Gus Gus. Yeah Gus. He thought as a joke I'll enter my cat into the dog swimming race because my cat's a good swimmer because the scottish love a good gag No one stopped him his cat got in the water His cat beat all the dogs now Usually i'm anti cat and you think that I would be against Gus or whatever this cat's name is the dog people are Furious, they're sending death threats to him. They're saying he said one of these local Herocule yabba said he was gonna shoot the cat and beat me up if you ever saw us again If you're gonna host a dog racing competition and dogs and cats are the ultimate war You can't let a cat enter. This is on the dog committee and then on all the dogs that let this cat win They should drown the cat. Jim. I think I have bad news. Yeah, I don't think Gus won They just said Gus performed well Hey, he beat a couple dogs He beat a couple dogs and those dogs But they were like the didn't finish dogs that people were like look at that dog swimming away Like those were the viral clip dogs if all the dogs drown the cat dogs eating a hot dog done goes off Race starts all the dogs Guns for us all the dogs drown the cat and then race Clean. Oh, that would have been awesome That's what opened the show if that happened. You see the picture of them. It just looks like a fucking That's the worst picture. I've ever seen put that up. I don't know what that is It's the cat. I don't think that's from this. It's the cat's head and then the tail behind him I've never seen that before in my life. You know what else you haven't seen an employee of the week I think we're just gonna give one out week hasn't even started the year isn't started year prove it You guys got to earn it prove it to brusque the Smith That was a weekly dumb The first weekly dumb of the year and it was brought to you by draft king sports book Download the draft king sports book app now use code dumb There's a b at the end because that word is dumb Place a five dollar bet on any nfl team to win their game and get $150 in free bets if they do only at draft king sports book with code dumb Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply c-show notes for the tail What's that for the LED? I think this controlled the holiday Nativity scene we had going on But that's gone eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it Little gag. I was doing noises. I was doing foley