 Hollywood, make-of, make-believe, land of broken promises, lotus land, Cinderella City, Tinseltown, Hollywood, Hollywood weaver of fantasy, to the dream factory hub of the entertainment universe. Hollywood, the lieu of young hopefuls from town and village, factory and farm, all seeking the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Some, the dream is realized, for others their hopes and aspirations are shattered on the shoals of despair, but still they come. Behold them, dewy-eyed, innocent, vulnerable, a flood of femininity, a deluge of daintiness. Will they soar to stardom find a permanent niche in the Hollywood heaven? Or like the moth and the flame plunge like a meteor into the abyss of oblivion? What does fate hold in store for them? What is their destiny? Better seek the answer through the eyes of one of these young hopefuls as we follow her quest of the impossible dream. A young hopeful, like Mooch. Mooch is here, watch out Hollywood, la-da-dee. Mooch has come here to stay. This town won't be the same again, succeed. Mooch will stay. She's a whole best of class, no pedigree. Mooch has a dream before she's due. Mooch is here, Mooch is here. Mooch darling, this is Zha-Zha. I can see you're new in this city so let me give you some advice. If you want to make a career for yourself in Hollywood, I will tell you what not to do, what to do, and when to do it. This is no good for you. Keep your fur on, Mooch. Ask Mickey, he'll tell you, no nudes is good nudes. And now you have come to what is really class. Look down at the famous names written here in cement. They will last forever. In the old days they had the great premieres. It was exciting. All the stars getting out of their limousines, walking on the red carpet to the microphone. It's a marvelous picture, simply marvelous. It's a marvelous picture. Mooch, that is a good luck statue. Why don't you make a wish? I know this producer, he's holding a story conference. One has like nothing to do with it, you know. Act and don't even matter. It's who you know in this town. It's who you've seen with it, Count. Who you've seen with it, Count. Don't take her advice. It's not who you are seen with. It's who you are marrying. That's what counts. To make a career darling, you must go where the producers, directors and the moneymen are. Like there. Good girl. Mooch, you're wasting your time. Get into the brown derby. And be discouraged. Try the back door. You do like the script, right? As I told you, I like everything about the script except the end. Look, look, darling, there is someone to be seen with. It's Vincent Price. It's really Vincent Price. Hunt him. Try tantalizing. Arthur, does all my talking for me, Sam? Be sexy. Fabulous. Here you are, Mel. Thank you. Kiss his ear. See, darling, it's always works. Now that we've been formally introduced, Shaggy, you might as well sit up front with me. Congratulations. You've made it. Oh, I'm afraid he's broke. Look at his car. Poor Vince. He's starting to invest money in you already. Let's face it, every girl needs a little fixing up before she becomes a star. And darling, you need your teeth capped desperately. Hello, I'm Mr. Price. This is Shaggy. Is Dr. Hackett free? Yes, Mr. Price. If you will just be seated, I'll tell him you're here. Thank you. Mr. Price is here. I'm right with you. It is, as I suspected. The canary has an ulcer. Well, Doctor, I was having lunch at the derby and he went, somehow or other, this kooky little mutt. Nurse, prepare the patient for examination. You know, I don't know how, but, well, she got into the car and in a second or so, she was sitting right in the front seat next to me. Name the patient, please. Well, I call her Shaggy. Next to Ken? Well, I guess it's me. You got papers on this dog? Oh, no. No, as I said, I was just leaving the derby when she turned up. This could get you in a lot of trouble. Trouble, but she's just a nameless little mutt. Look, Doctor, the reason I brought her here is that, well, I have a kid who's writing me a lot of fan letters and he is just dying to have a dog. I was reading in the medical journal about a case similar to this. A man picked up a dog who was an alien in the country illegally, wound up in a lot of litigation, finally took his house away. Is that how the canary got an ulcer? Huh? Look, Doctor, all I want you to do is just examine her and make sure that she's all right. And I'll send the boy around to pick her up in the morning. Oh, it's all right, honey. It's all right. You're going to have a good home. Look, I'll come and visit you. Now, how's that? Oh, now take it easy, sweetheart. Take it easy. I love you, but I can't keep you. No, no, no, you be a good girl and I'll come see you real soon. Bye, my sweetheart. Nurse, give me a hand there. That's a man for you, darling. One moment of promises, ecstasy, then thrown away like a broken toy. And be sad. I stay with you. Of somebody, sometimes. Why don't you take your little fur coat off and come on in? It's the famous Playboy Club. I can tell you a lot of young girls have been discovered here, even for pictures. But that's a bunny. Go in, go in, Mooch. What have you got to lose? Perhaps you change your type and you have been rejected. It's good for the morale. Darling, stay rejected. I must tell you the terrible news. There are very few parts for a four-legged stripper. Keep it on, keep it on. Now we are getting lucky again. There's a handsome one for you. It's James Darren. It's really James Darren. I think I know what type he falls for. Nothing sexy. Be sweet, demure. Look what happened to Grace Kelly. She got herself a prince. Better go back to be sexy. Must get his attention. Mooch, I couldn't have sort of it myself. Hey, what happened to you? Oh, you weren't hit. You're just scared. That's all. That's a good girl. Hey, is this dog belong to anybody here? No tags. Looks like you don't belong to anybody, do you? Huh? Let's see if you can stand up. You want to try that? Come on, sweetheart. That's a good girl. You know what, sunshine? I was just about to hit for the beach. You feel like going for a ride? Compromise him. You'll never get out of this. Hey, would you guys keep an eye on this dog for me? You'll be a good girl here. I'll be right back. He'll be back. Make yourself beautiful. Get a nice tan. You see, blondes have all the fun. Deuces all along this beach. Discovered here already this summer. Here is an opportunity. Go with them. Wiggle like they are wiggling. You wouldn't want to make it in Hollywood like that anyway. I bet he doesn't have enough money to buy your hot dog. You're wasting your time. Your butt off is a skinny producer. How darling you're hopeless. Hey, sunshine, did you miss me? If you take those off, we'll go for a little walk along the beach. I know you've been here once before, but that's our little secret. Don't fight it. Be casual. When you're in the waiting room, flirt, flirt. Be nice to nurses. And if the doctor says he knows you, give him a cold nose. Hey, Mr. Darren, is Dr. Hackett in? Oh, yes, Mr. Darren. If you'll please be seated, I'll tell the doctor you're here. He hate my gloves. That she'll be back on her perch. Dr. Hackett, Mr. Darren. I found this dog this morning while I was down at the garage and she just kind of attached herself. Nurse, prepare the patient for examination. She's a great dog. You know, I took her down to the beach and we spent the whole day together. Your name, a patient, please? Oh, sunshine. Next to Ken? Well, I guess me. I've seen this dog someplace before. I'll never forget a muzzle. Dog I'm referring to was brought in yesterday. Very sullen beast, morose, neurotic. Oh, no, that couldn't be sunshine. She's one of the happiest dogs I've ever seen. She looks pretty familiar to me. Of course, I wouldn't testify to it under oath. I remember a classmate made that mistake. Very famous case involving two St. Bernard's, even the casks were identical. Picked the wrong one and in his career took to drink horrible. Look, I was wondering, Doc, could I leave the dog here for a couple of weeks? You do take borders, don't you? No, yes, we have excellent facilities around the clock care. Nurse sent for the attendant. Yes, sir. Hey, hey, sweetheart, don't take it so hard. Listen, hey, I'll be back in a couple of weeks. Take this patient to wing five, please. Yes, sir. You'll be a good girl, you hear? And I'll be back to get you just as soon as I'm through with the picture. All right? Take care, Doc. Thank you very much. That's a pleasure. All right. Moch, I had no idea he would leave you here. This is terrible. It's like the last mile. Me, an old man, don't give up, Moch. The world really will be yours, darling, if you can just get into that studio. This is where you really belong. I'm posed by the village square. Yes, sir's coming to dinner. Stressing room. And that's really Jill St. John. She advises you listen. But remember, she's also a woman. I knew our competition. Little Doc, what are you doing in here? Come on, out. Don't send her away. Now you stay right where you are, Princess. You know, Mr. Alvage, you mustn't be too hasty about these things. She could be a contract player. They're always discovering new talent, you know. Are you talented, darling? Well, she is. What did I tell you? She's probably even got her own series. Really? I'll only be a few minutes, darling, and then you can have the chair. Really? Don't think it's presumptuous of me, darling, but I think since you're new to the business, I should give you a little advice. Let's see your profile. Other side. That's it. That is your good side. Remind the cameraman. And be sure to tell him no close-ups after four o'clock. Really? Oh, and the eyes. The eyes mirror the emotions. Now, I know you have a great inner depth, but the audience doesn't. Now I suggest shading the lids with blue liner. Right, Mr. Alvage? Oh, really? Miss St. John, ready on the set? You'll have to excuse me, Princess. I'm due back on the set, but we'll continue this fascinating conversation some other time. Cocktails, call me. Good luck with your series, dear. Come and they go. I'd use a shampoo. Beautiful. If I do say so myself. Diamond smooch at last. Nah, you look like a star. Yes, it's Jim Barker's by George. It's Jim Barker's. Welcome to San... Oh, guss it up, too. Anybody own this dog? Well, you just wandered in. Is that it? Hey, I'm doing a guest shot, and we need a dog that looks just like you. Would you like to be on television, honey, huh? Would you? Well, now, you're in show business. A star might break a leg. We'll dance our way into their hearts. You're number one. You're top dog now. Lap it on up now. It was your style that drove them wild. Darling, you made it. It's fantastic. In such a short time, look at the career you made. The Beaver Clinic. This haunted mob. This is Mrs. Magoo. This is Magoo. Oh, she's darling. You know the TV special I'm doing with the DOG? I want to show her to the producer. A great idea. You know, the casting office is right inside. And as for you, I get 10% of the bones. Here he is. Well, Jim, at this party, you're really putting on the dog. Oh, Davey, you can do better than that. See, I told you they were all here. Oh, you finally got in here, huh? Yes, but not alone. She's adorable. So are you, Cathy. Oh, yeah. I want you to say hello to Mrs. Magoo. Hey, Rosie. How are you? Meet Mrs. Magoo. Then here, have a potato chip. Oh, come on. Forget it. Know that TV special we're going to do it again? For the comedy spot, huh? Hey, she got any talent? Any talent? Watch her. Little audition, baby. There you go. She's terrific. You know something? That dog will go far. Don't forget. I'm her agent. Hey, Perry. Remember, remember, it's who you're seeing with that car. I think a cigar would look better in his face, don't you see? It would go with it. Great deal like you, then. Oh, it does. It does, doesn't it? It does. Well, look at her. A little push down here. She says, are you interested in R2? Well, hello there. How are you? Isn't she beautiful? I adore him. Look at that long eye. Hey, incidentally, never mind her. Yeah? Welcome back to Hollywood. Thank you. Say good night, Vincent. Good night, Vincent. Didn't I meet you in a beauty parlor? The world is yours. This is what I had in mind for you all the time. Fame. They recognize you all is lost. It's Shaggy. Hey, that's Sunshine. They will know you're only a mutt. Shaggy. Hi, Vincent. That's Sunshine. Oh, little princess. I know it's Mrs. Magoo. Sir, she fooled me. That's how I never forget a muzzle. And look at that little girl. She rode all the way outside that boulevard. Hey, there she is. Hey, belong. And I can see her. That's the dog I found at the bar. She fooled me. Okay, I thought you were us. Come so close to the impossible dream. Don't give up. Let's make one more try. I know this is not why you came to Hollywood. But, darling, don't be sad. Sure, business isn't everything. And this will last much longer. This is Richard Burton saying, farewell, mooch, wherever you are.