 Let's start with a little bit of reddit recap chat. Surprise guest on AriaSakiStream. What is this? I sleep till five. Well, I only know Misgif. I don't know who else is there. Matthew- What? Okay, all right, it's fake. Okay, this is stupid. Why did I even fucking read this? No, he meant I don't even know who else is there. I don't even know who else is like waking up at 6pm or kissing in bottles. That's what he meant. Soda loser after watching the Destiny and Melina interview. Dude, I did not watch this the first time they did this. I watched so many clips of other people watching this and it was so funny for me, dude. I don't want to watch this again or watch it this time, but I don't know. You have sex with everybody and their mama. Exactly. I only love three people, Jesse. Oh, I already saw this part. Yeah, I thought this was so funny. My son Nathan, black people. Yeah, I do. Melina, you love black people. Oh, yes. You love white people. Yes. You do? I love everyone. They're black people in Sweden. Because black people don't like cold weather. Dude, they're so... They're like, uh... Out of my way. Soda poppin'. Out of my way. Out of my way, slaves. Oh, that sounded... That was bad. That timing was rough. It's talking to the horses. I saw a guy today with a sign as big as his body. Old white guy. Must have been in his 60s. The sign said, exercise your rights. Don't wear a mask. He was outside of a school. Never before have I been so... Dude, I felt like I was possessed by a ghost. I rolled all of my windows down. I had to stop at the crosswalk. Fuck you pussy. This guy and I flipped him off. He just stared me down with his dead eyes. Hey, screw you. You don't deserve to pity yourself. Look at everything that you've got. You're such a whiny little bitch. Stop doing that. No, I'm just gone. Save. Dude, this should be an alert. Typical day in India. You're an IRL stream in India? I know. What? I don't see this only in India. XCCL chat. XCCL. This is a small cow. Why is there a cow? It's not even like... If it's like in the country... You're in the middle of the city and there's just a cow sitting on the street. This guy's passing on the left. Passing on the left. Are they sacred so nobody's allowed to move them? Let's look at my subreddit. Espen one shots priest in two's arena. Nice to kick. Dude, it's so stupid. I can't wait for this arena season, dude. It's just a different game, dude. It is just a different game playing with... Having a shaman is such a big deal, man. First thing I saw when I logged on Twitch, what kind of furniture is that? Looking at some furniture. It's a shelf, dude. Camp Canute featuring Espen. Would have been fun. Espen? What? If I can control your diet plan. Online coaching just with the diet. Give you some guidelines to your training. You decide what exercises you do and all of that. I just give you some basic guidelines on how much you should train, how hard you should train. I kind of... I want to do it just for the content alone. I think it'd be good to be honest. Obviously, I've always done things the way I've done them from a football perspective. But I just think it'd be good content to be like, you know what? I'm not going to do anything from my perspective and just have... I mean, he said I'll still do my own workouts, but at least the diet stuff, I think that'd be good. I just think it'd be interesting to watch. Coach Canute coaching Coach Espen. Coach Coaches Coach the sequel. Flexibility. It'll also help with balance, stability, endurance, relaxation. These are all fantastic... Wait, this is a face swap for Ludwig. Dude, that is... Dude, I didn't even notice. Oh my gosh. That is funny. It'll also help with balance, stability, endurance. That is so funny. Relaxation. As Fen said, he reacts in football highlights. Here's mine. The only guy that beat me up for Allstate in my junior year now plays in the NFL. Nice. Good interception. Good run. Nice. You do a good job of getting leverage. One thing that happens that's really good here is you do a really good job of knowing the angles. See, he looks right here. A lot of times what happens in film throughout the week, you go and you'll watch certain plays, and especially in high school, this definitely happens this way where you're like, there's not a whole lot of plays that they run off. Your read literally might be as little as boom, boom, boom, and you're like, okay, they're probably doing post right here. You're sitting in the hole. Like you turn your eyes back and you look at the quarterback and you just sit and wait, and you just keep going back into the center. Right? Nice. Heads up play. Good stuff. See, that's playing really, really. So here's what you did here. That's legit. Really heads up. When Doop sees that this guy is then pulling it up and he sees, boom, eyes right here. He sees that this guy's going down. He's got leverage on him. Let him be the cap player. And then Doop bails whenever he knows that this guy goes deep. So he goes back and he turns back and sits because he knows that there's no way that this guy should really, what, if he adds, he's going to maybe stop one more yard. But if he doesn't follow his assignment or at least make a heads up play here, there's a chance that this guy throws for a big game. And then that's what he does. He throws, the guy makes a bad throw and then Doop's just sitting in the right spot and he ends up picking off that pass that probably would have gone for about 20 yards or so. Dude, Doop, you're fricking, how many picks did you have? What the hell? Absolute beast of a kick return. I know what this is. This is my first kick return for a touchdown in Madden 22. And this year's Madden. Look at the beginning of this. I ran back a little bit and they got a little bit of bonus acceleration. You see that? I don't think that actually does anything. Dude, kick return for a touchdown is hard in Madden. That's when it overcooks the grenade a little too much. Listen, I didn't know if, if I was literally asking the question, is this going to prime the grenade or is it just, can I just throw this one ever? Hey, this grenade, okay. Watching SEC football, I don't know if I should laugh or cry. I got to spend a whole day with my hero, my dad, Eastern Conference Football Referee. Being a college football referee is a hard job, but my dad is the best at it. Each day starts with an eye exam to make sure you're at SEC level standards. One, exclamation point, smiley face emoji. Next, my dad taught me how important it was to call a fair and balanced game regardless of who the teams are. Obviously, you want to try to give out as many home cooking calls to the SEC against out-of-conference opponents as you can. But when Auburn's called on fade routes on fourth and goal from the two yard line, there's only so much you can do. My dad is so good at his job that the conference home office released a statement about his performance after the game. During the Auburn Penn State game, there were several e... egregious... egregious errors made by SEC officiating crew resulting in game altering and incorrect calls. Wow! It turns out that more people than just me know who my dad is. Yay! Wow, dad, you're so popular. Everyone knows who you are. I think my favorite part is learning the rules of the game. Oh no, I forgot what down it was. Just put it on fourth. That's what I always do. But what if it's not fourth down? Won't the offensive team get mad? You know, by the time they realize it, it's usually a couple series later and people have made so many more terrible calls by then. They won't even remember this one. I also got to practice talking to the replay booth. It was so cool. After further review, the vague and nebulous ruling of targeting on the field is confirmed. True! True. That actually happens. It's so annoying. The worst part about targeting is that they miss the first half of the next week. The truth hurts. The Joe Flacco we wanted, the Joe Flacco we got. All right, dude. Guys, I'm telling you. Joe Flacco is going to lead the New Orleans Saints to the Promised Land.