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Well, Larry. The reason why I think that I should be president is 'cause
I'm the best, very humbly...I'm the best, very humbly...
I'm the best, very humbly....
Look at me! I'm the best in my lovely new dress,
I'm the best, very humbly
Ya know, Larry. I really want to go to the White House
I feel like I've been preparing for this all my life
After all the experience I have from running New York, well
I think I'm ready for a bigger challenge, and
Ok, I know I've never been to war or anything, but
But this whole war on terror, it's,
It's just MADE for me like
(that lovely pink dress I bought that shows off my eyes...)
And, and it would be like running New York, don't you think? I mean,
Except that it could be the WHOLE WORLD
And we can start with Iraq,
Of course, because I'll need some experience, but
Well, we'll call it nation-building
And then we'll move on to other countries
Where the people need to learn about authority
Oh, and Larry,
With so much authority,
I'll be so FREE!
Free to do whatever I want!
You know, because freedom
It's all about authority, you know.
It's about letting authority deciding
what you can do and how you do it,
And I'll be the legal authority so,
I'll decide what everybody can do, and
And I know what's best because
I've been fighting crime for so long and...
And there are so many criminals out there and
You know, people who don't like me....
But most of them are mentally ill, so
We can just lock them up somewhere
Where they can't hurt themselves, and
Give them lots of medications, and
Ya know, people like that,
That "stuck pig" I married and,
Maybe my rotten kids, and, and,
And Ron Paul....
He's very sick, you know.... poor man...
I'll put him in a nice padded cell, and
Once I find a good doctor who believes in me, well,
We'll start his treatments.
I'll HABEAS his CORPUS,
So no one will ever be bothered by him again....
(oh, excuse me...)
Oh, Larry, just imagine! Me: President!
'Cause I'm the best......
I'm the best, very humbly
Because you know, this war,
This is MY kind of war-fare!
We'll turn our military into a
GREAT BIG POLICE FORCE! and
Once we're the Police of the, OF THE WORLD, well
We won't have to fight our enemies.
Why, we can just arrest them!
'Cause we can arrest just about ANYONE! and
But I'll be humble about it.
I'll only arrest people I don't like...
But, where to put them all......
This is what freedom is about.
It's about a GREAT BIG POLICE FORCE and
I've already picked out some lovely broaches for our soldiers to wear, and
I found this old flag up in the attic that
No one's been using for a while,
So I thought.... you know....
We probably need a new flag, anyway...
Once, I'm president, the first thing I'm gonna do is
Arrest Ron Paul......
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