------------LYRICS------------ Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped me Instead say firetruck, it's so easy And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK Fail your class, FIRETRUCK Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance you see It's even more fun when it gets bleeped Say it with me now, don't make this suck F****************UCK! -Whoa man, did you just say f**k? Naw man, I just said Firetruck -But when you bleep it, it says f**k Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK Crash your car, FIRETRUCK Into your dog, FIRETRUCK Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
Wait, so now my mom's a dog? And your dad This is just getting ridiculous You act like that's not normal- IT ISN'T NORMAL. It is in Canada So they have man-dog-women in Canada? ...Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?! Lose the game, FIRETRUCK David Blaine, FIRETRUCK Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite. And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself.