 You are witnessing greatness tonight will be Alabama and when you leave here make sure you tell somebody you've seen He is the coldest trespass man in comedy He's from Washington DC and he's gonna be on this stage here tonight He's gonna be Alabama, made to know it We got she gonna be the next rapper Stop You see them as the host on MTV TRL You see them in the movie Almost Christmas You see them in the movie I've got to look up to And you see them in the movie We just hit me y'all to scare it Oh my god Alabama, we got DC y'all Clown down, take your phones down You got to show this to somebody The next member of the agency He needs no introduction We're about on MTV He is the coldest get the show started saying In the middle and up top If you ready to get the show started saying Hell yeah Moment I want to link up right there Which one? I want to link right there in the back of your neck Right there, bigger, right there than you Come here I bet you won't I bet you won't He's a big-ass kid in the right here column Word He's a mogul too What y'all looking like on this side What's up on this side over here Look like we're in sick place Sit y'all stupid ass now Okay, take 5, 6, 7 Okay I don't know what car this is But this shit don't work Shit, that's a uh-huh Shit This is our float, y'all like our float We're trying to keep the Mardi Gras theme going Y'all fucking with our float Oh it is Mardi Gras Who want to see some Jerry B Show me a titty bitch, wait There goes something right there Right there in the middle Oh my lord There you go Oh my blood, go The big-ass titty Shit, she can have whatever she want What the hell is that There's some niggas in the back plant Shit Oh my god You got to show your titty Yeah, you got to show them Alright There we go There's the winner Who wants some Jerry B Ooh, come here girl Come here Them goddamn cafeteria titties Not them cafeteria titties Get you some ethical magic potatoes I ain't gonna never want to laugh We got another R.T. R.T. R.T. You gonna tell your killies jumping up and down Like that R.T. with them heels Uh oh Oh there we go R.T. there you go I ain't fucking with y'all Let me see if it's up over here It goes up Got some leopard titties Oh shit No you don't want them That shit come with Mardi She got on their frozen fur Do you want to build a snowman That bitch on heroin That bitch on heroin I've been ran down like that With the fur on That's insane Boy they got y'all with me Dumbass reflect the jackets Oh security Yeah, yeah, looking like crossing guards I ain't shitting there There's a lot of the ass I see them they going Look we got some white people working the cameras for us Hey, how you doing guy What's going on check What's your name Jack Hunter Thanks hunt, appreciate you That little bit of that camera I think they ain't got shit They got it on their shoulder strap for a GoPro That's some bullshit See what white people do I think they got a whole harness You don't use your three fingers You got that point of view porn camera right there That's what that is That's the one they shoot the shot under the balls We got the news We got the news camera Who the fuck said they needed this shot right here Don't fuck it you can take that out You don't need that I'm about to want to see under this nigga's balls Just balls and ankles Okay, you red so that means you on I love you dude Time out, you just said you love me sitting Beside a nigga that look just like me Somebody is playing Hey my man that's fucked up She made you grow your beard out like that D You should just put a beard on and cut all your hair off You'll be cute as shit She said she love you chico Not as much as you love that nigga You sitting beside her I hope What's the deal with Mobile We back last time we came to Mobile Who was it the last time we came What the fuck was the rest of y'all at At home They heard about it I'm gonna call that top People in the back back I fuck with Mobile I just had to buy some seafood out of Nigga Trump Nigga ride around with the seafood In the trunk with some ice crab legs In the trunk I don't want that Here you go What the fuck Next thing you know in 10 years DC Young Cloud saw to me in Mobile With some beads You got me fucked up Soon you come out of court Take that They say Mobile is the original Home of Mardi Gras So it's not New Orleans So it's not New Orleans When y'all Mardi Gras Huh It's right now It's over When y'all was last week too When was it What's the date June what When is The 25th February So that's the date that y'all picked On the 25th of February On the best one tomorrow So you got your own date What's going on tomorrow Nah that nigga with the seafood In the trunk that's gonna pull up their house They gonna have a fish fry out there That's what they gonna do Y'all can't be yelling at us We ain't from here We didn't get the Facebook message They didn't tell us to date What's it called tomorrow Yeah that I'll be up in that bitch drunk With your auntie at 9 in the morning Standing in that spot You gotta get there early So you can get your spot Nah that's the other one So what this one is This one is the original one What's the difference Well this is where you make sure The ass and titties is right Then you go to make sure they take them out Somebody go different Y'all don't know y'all just Fuck that shit it is bitch It's in a different city It's in Mobile instead of the other places Where is the recliner There ain't one And matter of fact who the fuck Alien friend is this They didn't just put some random shit on stage Did y'all have a project out of elementary school We gonna make something for the 85 South Joe kids Take this shit back Look like the school went out of business That's fucked up Man I'll be talking about that decoration Man this a whole goddamn Cadillac Ooh Alien acrylic Nigga throwing up a gang sign too This one nice furniture This table is nice right here That's going back to Rent-A-Center Soon as this is over with They rented this shit with somebody Tax money man we didn't fuck the money up Shit just use your tax return to get that couch Y'all got y'all taxing money back Hell nah Ain't nobody got this shit man Nah it'll be way more furs Than here if they did She the only one that got her tax return She brought her fur everybody else got this shit on Layaway soon as that bitch hit I'm getting that green motherfucker She got her you can tell she's Stunning because she ain't even wearing a sleeve She just put it on the shoulder They still trying to figure out how many Kids they gonna claim You got three Three impossible like a I claim two last year Y'all know y'all can't claim Like different number kids Like if you claim five last year bitch You got to claim five again You can't claim five then claim two They like what happened to the other three I know a girl who got 11 kids She about to get back $2.6 million Damn How many kids? 11 I'm gonna share the wealth man Let me get a little Ronnie or somebody Knows be running everything I know I could use that money That's hilarious people really be Bargaining they cheer you I let you get Brian last year motherfucker Yeah but you don't even fuck with Brian like that It don't matter I got 45 hundred off that little nether Well let me get that this year Hold on hold on hold on You let me get Brian this year I'll let you get a little t-shirt and tomorrow Oh well you know where she big So they gonna give me double That's an ill one Shout out to all the niggas who trying to be nice to their baby mama So they can claim the kids this year You just look at that nigga took a sip Like oop mmm god damn That's why you sit in front of the road nigga You made that work didn't you You done been sleeping at the house rubbing feet And everything happens you need something to eat baby Listening to 90s R&B That's your baby mama With kids You got rid of the baby mama and then You over there to get her kids to watch this nigga You stupid This nigga is the baby mama bandit Niggas left his kids to go take care of some more kids That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard Bruh imagine being in a relationship With a nigga baby mama I'm not doing that shit But the crazy part about you know niggas Won't never know how to find tasses right Why you say that Cause we'll never get all the money we supposed to get Niggas I don't never get A nigga woman can use a child Like how you say a lamb Let a nigga claim a baby Man we get 750 You put the social security number down wrong That's what it is That's what y'all be holding out on ladies That's all we need You be like look man I just need the last three digits Figure it out nigga You better stop letting your aunties Fowl your income tax done Nobody in the family get no money back This bitch pull up to the family reunion Like bitch I shoot shit at you auntie Shirley You just know my love 75 hundred I beat the shit at you and Uncle Bobby Y'all the only motherfuckers get money in this family Still ain't nobody to tax check What's the other one What's the tax fee with the J.P. Hewitt What it is J.P. Morgan nah that's J.P. Morgan Hewitt Howard Hewitt that's the duck It's Jackson Hewitt Jackson Hewitt I thought the niggas hug him I thought he talked about H&R block H&R block is the niggas shit They gon' get you your money They gon' let you know look bitch I know these ain't your children So you need to make sure he's so secure Anybody in here do taxes What it is You do taxes so look That's a goddamn problem Don't my three people in the whole city do this shit How much money y'all be getting off each of you Look bitch I know these ain't your kids And we good Look a white man Get out of her face being a snitch Nigga went straight up to her Uh oh we got that shit With the porn camera Why you holding it with both hands man You don't need both hands to hold that low ass camera Take that shit out of your soda Fuck boy and hold it Lee Hunter alone he is working Nigga been going home for 30 years Yeah you know they been together for a long time She got blue chain thumb Hold up I'm about to go be Superman You just started playing some shite Nigga Y'all so playful in Mobile who the fuck built this The same kids that built the rest of this shit This was a project they built for us Bro I'm so hot I didn't even see this Somebody got a closet like that in the house I didn't even see this Don't go in the car low as you don't turn this stuff on Y'all cut out all that noise Nigga then it got there boy I tell you That shit right that's where Nigga had to catch this bitch Cheating that This is the first little shit you get caught Hunching in What the fuck y'all in there doing None, none, none We were playing hide and seek It's a little spot though Going to the crib y'all go with that fuck shit Erko fight, Erko fight That do look like the machine Steve Erko got in That came out step on don't it I didn't say that in music That nigga stop playing shot eight man I feel like I took that brook over with What type of shit I feel like I was an H&M this nigga Shout out to all the ladies who didn't get shit for Valentine's Day Stupid bitch Right back single with that loose A and puss Aw damn low Fuck you that pussy long That pussy longer than an after church hug Come here baby Staking that culture Thought your culture was good That's the thing you gotta be Treat some culture you got yesterday special on Valentine's Day You just fucked on the 13th but if you don't do that on the 14th You won't fuck on the 15th What is that Oh you know what time it is Shit I didn't want somebody to be throwing two of them bitches And not looking to catch the other one Don't worry about it What you saying What's up girl I like that It's still people coming in this bitch Come on man god damn I can see y'all ain't used to traffic out here It took us 30 minutes to get around the corner Oh y'all the whole city of Mobile came to this bitch Look PC she trying to talk to me with that big ass Bill Buck on I don't know if she right at Bulls or what What's he at Now boy Oh right now Look he trying to put on the screen He can't gotta get all on her face DC every time that man trying to work You make him leave now what the fuck you going I'll be right fucking back Nobody give a fuck this black history month What you going He going to get the rest of his white friends Fuck these guys I'm going home I was just playing white man Oh they got my nigga right here What's up with your sandwich that you get The black dude the BET camera I think on his knees he dedicated Snigging boy of the month Oh that's shit great bro we got a lot of white people Sprung on the end Oh they came to see us They're salute to the white people that came to fuck What is thank you guys I know some of y'all the police You share department as mother country What's up y'all a couple right here How long y'all been together Y'all look like y'all fuck at GameStop Y'all look like Let's go to GameStop Let's go to fucking GameStop and fucking In front of the PS4 son Man leave them alone you know they be fucking with them Glasses on How long y'all been together Three years, two years You from Mobile Pensacola For Pensacola What is it In Florida This nigga I thought that nigga from overseas How'd it go to Pensacola This nigga from Pensacola Oh that's a sign I didn't know Pensacola was so deep in this bitch tonight Who ain't here came from somewhere else To see us tonight Ah damn No wonder, no wonder we said Alabama That was like All the Alabama niggas over there Well fuck y'all too then with your middle seat sitting there Nope, I'll hear everybody from Alabama Back there They everywhere I think it's up there by the flag Who else we got in here, we got Pensacola Let me look on Google Macomber Mississippi NDP We're in Mississippi Right here They didn't clap cause they sneaking liquor They got liquor on the floor Louisiana, Louisiana Boot up I gotta look at my map Who from Africa in this motherfucker Everybody should have made some noise Niggas black history mom Somebody over here from Memphis What Memphis like Don't start no shit in here Hattiesburg Y'all keep going Shout out to Hattiesburg That's in Mississippi right Lowe Hell yeah Golf port Tallahassee Big T for Tallahassee Tallahassee that's what's up Look at my map from Tallahassee You were the lady that came up and got the beads for her titties Oh shout out to all my Alabama niggas Birmingham Montgomery Tuscaloosa Some of them niggas from Pritchard in this bitch Niggas you know you from muscle shows Black Niggas from muscle shows They say it starts smoking They what Don't be saying it like this shit hard You and him with a white lady He said like he really from The South Carolina white lady Blonde some two teachers Shut your ass up You are from a neighborhood sir They got grants and two parents In every house That's a community This nigga is mixed His father was always around Good baseball player Ain't this what Mr. Biggs from Mobile I started selling coke back in 1986 I bought a Cadillac And put them things on that bitch The brains blowed out With the white leather seats Fingers feeding for that butter Cause that other shit was cheap I was on the SEVT Had the neighborhood And it's still a night day crib Cause my crack taste like real I'm up in the morning with the rest Of these rookies You out here selling them damn bitch I'm out here selling them cookies Didn't even when it's dry Pie breaks dishes in the motherfucking kitchen Word around town Mr. Biggs got them chickens Nigga You gotta come out the goddamn Boothrapping that shit All the lads Mr. Biggs I started selling coke back in 1986 Let me tell you about the hoe Let me tell you about them hoe Me, me, me, me Me, me, me Me in the motherfucking lack of mobile You in the car You can't get a heat shield Get in jail Where we going? Mardi Gras nigga Let it go We in the car Me, me, me On our way to Mardi Gras Me, me, me We in the car On our way to Mardi Gras I said we in mobile Hope you niggas gonna listen This is a Cadillac But it need a transmission We still gonna ride like it's brand new If you fucking with us Then come and ride too Me, me, me, me Me in the car Me, me, me, me We driving far We in the car Hold on Hold on They don't got behind Me, me, me Turn that shit off bruh Feel like a kiddo ass Christmas play Right And here come the call That's the call you Then we got the alien This nigga I don't even want to touch this shit It's gonna break and the key is gonna be mad You gonna look like a stripper Gonna be something like glit on you We talking about ass shit bruh That was the fun shit to do in school Doing projects and shit like that Where you ain't had to do no real work That's when I love school You pay somebody to do your shit In elementary school With what now ladies nigga When I got a high school When I had projects I couldn't keep Especially when we had the fruit loops I used to eat them Eat the fruit loops and the glue Speaking the glue out In the fruit loops for the projects That nigga had a rough life I had a fun life Y'all don't talk about my life fuck y'all You've eaten worse How long you been at this job bruh You ain't paying attention to shit How long you been at this job A year How many like events have you done About 30 Oh so this shit like part time This ain't no full time Oh so you really be waiting on the phone call Hello I won't need your ass Hey my man that's fucked up Why I ain't get you no coat nigga What you just started He only got a t-shirt You gotta prove yourself to the coat niggas No you don't get no jacket till you show What you really down with the security team You gotta tell him You work outside to get a coat Who ain't who else ain't got no jacket Look at my man you ain't got no jacket But that's fucked up dawg You ain't gonna get cold and catch the coronavirus You gotta get a jacket It's windy out there You say you cold too that's fucked up Hey man get my nigga cold 30 events Do the walker talk at work You gotta earn your coat You gotta work a show in the rain Do the walker talk at work Oh there it is that's the alien You gonna get that dude fight Look at the white man up there Who in the fuck is that bruh You a kid dude I don't know he might Because whoever you said that to Ain't gonna know you said it They gonna think he said bruh you alright He ain't got no walker talk You sure what they said back You the one with the earpiece You heard what they said back Ain't nobody saying nothing back That's a bad saying ain't nobody saying nothing back You might as well just go home to the house Look they gonna get him They gonna send the old white man up there Hey come on buddy get your stuff White people don't talk You just get your stuff come on with me Follow me come on get your stuff White people don't talk they just move Hell nah that nigga drunk in the mall Look all three spotlights Pointed that way Fucked up We over here with stupid ass Drunk ass he trying to use ambiance Spotlight man Middle spotlight man get a spot each person Get a spotlight get it together one two three go Yeah what if we were gonna do Nigga it would make more sense For you to put the spotlight on the nigga that's closest To your spotlight You trying to get Carlos from over there This nigga on me and he on DC What is your nigga playing tic-tac-toe They trying to be creative Go run move she go with your big head ass Nope they still can't even hit Nigga ain't even smart enough to keep the motherfucker On a nigga or you got it Your late ass break Nope I was just making sure that nigga was paying attention He was not While the single ladies What's some good coochie I'm talking about that coochie so good Make a nigga stay at home all weekend Nigga don't even go outside About Sunday evening Yeah he ain't got no job With them ladies with that 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you will get free 60 day trial on simply safe You get 60 days, that's two months To see if it works Get your cousin or crackhead, as you know To try to bring in the house, if it works Hey, you got your money's worth If it doesn't, send it back They'll take it back, you got 60 days I'll show, make sure you protect your stuff Put a blanket over your home What's it so good You walking through the house like he ain't got nothing to do He ain't got shit Something about that puts to make a nigga Counsel appointments What is it? Cause bitch I got to go Right Ladies If you know you got good cooch, you make some noise in here If you know you got How do you know Be honest, if you know your shit Before you move on Shout out to all the ladies who didn't even make No noise, you ain't even try to make No noise for your coochie It's average, you know it's decent But it ain't nothing to make a lot of noise about Look at the nigga right there looking Back like shit, I'm looking for the average Pussy that It's alright, you know how sometimes niggas don't want to get up Yup, y'all coochie don't get wet Oops That's fucked up What we be having about closet, dude Oh yeah That ain't enough That ain't enough for this pussy man Go in there and get a bottle of water You need more than just that spit, man Your coochie is White toast dry Don't put that desani on there You gonna get that lad in there Don't do it Y'all always take a shit too far No, we tell the truth Cause women don't be thinking that that shit can happen Fellas we fucked up, yeah We gotta take that I fucked up, but women y'all be fucking up too Dry coochie I think it's the condom Shut up bitches, yeah That's the noise it makes when the coochie gets dry One more time Oh shit What Turn it That ain't gonna work You know what, Imma just go That sound like some poetry shit And the pussy was dry What was it? It was dry How dry How rough does it draw How dry When I lick the pussy It tastes like sandpaper That dry That dry How dry Dry a bit your eye When you don't even try How dry Super dry didn't even try to undry The dryness Dry Dry dry Coochie dry I licked it, I was a drier But that coochie is drier than the drier Oh Dry She want me to eat that coochie Soon as she wake up, hold up Dry dry Dry dry, I told her to wait so dry, I put it in and it sound like I hit the brakes. Shoo! Dry, dry. Ha, ha, ha. Dry, dry. I like the heat in the South. Couldn't even eat it. It kept sticking to the roof of my mouth. Dry, dry. Dry, dry. So dry. So dry. Been walking all day. She said, hey baby, come play. I said, bitch. Dry, dry, dry. And it stinked. Dry, dry, dry. I knew it was dry. I should have knew that, because when I tried to eat it, she said, you might not want to do that. Dry, dry, dry. Or she on her period. Dry, dry, dry, dry. Dry, mobile, dry. You need to listen. Koochie was so dry, it was like white people chicken. Dry, dry. So dry. So dry. That's a no-slap. Let's keep it real. That pussy is drier than oatmeal. Dry, dry. So dry. Women say when they pussy don't get wet, it means she don't like you. It means she don't like you. Yeah. It means she don't like you. Well, if she don't like me, give me my $40 back. I paid $60. Ladies, for real, hold up, hold up, hold up. I got a question, for real. For the whole, for the ladies? Yes, for the ladies. Is business really selling pussy for $40, for real? Tell the truth, you know your friends are selling pussy for $40. What, $40? 220s. Ma'am, who you think I'm going to believe? You and your boyfriend. You said no, that nigga said, hell, yeah. It ain't even the pussy they selling for $40. What's they selling for $40? Opportunity. $40, just put your name on the table. That's an entry fee? Yeah, that's fine. That's the application fee. Ain't nobody say you're going to get no apartment, but they're going to look at your application. She'll call you back every now and then. Check your resume. $40, do get your tape. 120 puts you in the dope. Damn, that's a lot. 120? Nah. I mean, compared to 40, that's a lot. See, 40, they do what they do, and they leave you. See, 120, bitch, you spend the night. She said that's fine. Look, OG, you got that right. Fuck you, man. Get my end, the night, three times in the morning, three times. Get my money, where the fuck you telling me? Shout out to all the women who don't need no money. Don't know if I like you, but whatever. You a great person. You just don't know if I like you. Fuck you. There ain't no such thing, Carlos. Ain't a woman in here don't nobody like. You a liar. Somebody want to fuck every last woman in here. Bullshit, it's about four of these women in here that they niggas be like, man, fuck her. I don't want to fuck with them. Ain't no way. Somebody take that, put the same nigga that said fuck that as a nigga like, well, excuse me, young brother, my beautiful queen. How are you? Cause he ain't getting no koochie, man. So what? You got some. All the niggas ain't getting no koochie, man. Listen, bro, it is, look, it is a lot of niggas not getting koochie. I know. And that's why the crime rate is up so high. Testosterone, fuck these niggas, for what? Bullshit. Shit, now you better jerk off. If you don't get no pussy in a week, a nigga gonna be mad. About something? About something. Little shit, too. Anything pissing a nigga off. You don't get no pussy all week. You walk outside Friday, be like, man, why the goddamn sun out already? I've been Lord shit. You be around the house, man. Why the fuck they keep breathing in this bitch? I don't want to hear no more breathing. The moment you get some pussy, you relax. You a whole little nigga. Speaking a moment, what's up, fool? You good? Hey, nigga, what you doing there? I'm fucking with you. You don't already know whatever you need, baby. Whatever you need. It's because your legs loose now. You got that pressure off you. I don't know what it is. That's one of the best days of a nigga, like when you get some unexpected pussy, you just be going through your normal shit. And then someone's like, I want to get you some pussy. You be like, who? Me? For real? I think that's the sexiest shit one a woman want to fuck. Me. You feel me? Because we always want to fuck. You know what I'm saying? When the bitch hits you all like, where you at? I'm finna pull up. Oh. She wants some dick. DC, then you start saying shit there and say, where are you? I ain't even read it. Look, I got to take a laugh, but like a bitch. I need a baby wife. I got to wipe the dick off. You don't wipe your nuts off with a wet wipe. Women don't, when men will wipe, they dig off on anything. What? Hold up, she on the way. Hold up, hold up, wait, wait. Right. For real. For real. Niggas will clean the nut up with anything too. Bitch, I had that shirt on, it's all good. I got a tank top on, fuck it. Ladies and gentlemen, what's these yellow stains on the shirt? Bitch, you know what that is. That's my future. I have a confession. What? I used a rat. I thought it was a rat. You thought it was a rat? But it was a baby shirt. Don't feel bad. I stuck my whole dick in the church sock one time. Like, oh, shit. You ain't none of the church sock, did you? I stopped wiping the pussy juice on undershirts, because I had fucked around in one fell behind the bed. And when I found that bitch, the sleeve was stuck down. I was like, I don't know what the fuck. Yeah, that koochie, you know? I don't know what it is about that koochie, but as soon as the air hit it, that shit get hard like a cast immediately. Fella, you ever had a little bit of pussy on your shirt on the bottom? And you look down, you got that white. Looks like somebody dropped a Krispy Kreme on your shit. You like, whoa, I should have put my shit over my head on the back. That's your a-dra, I quit. Oh, plenty of niggas that did that move. Pulled their shirt behind their head and shit. Now you and that looking like you great play basketball. I got it right in the left. Every nigga that did that, pulled that shirt behind their head. And fellas, when you pull it back over, the neck stretched out like a motherfucker. You like, damn, this shit look like a tank top now. I can't even go back to work. She laughing too hard. She got that wet ass pussy you was just talking about. That lady been laughing hard. Ever since she been talking about that wet pussy. You ever had some pussy so wet, your balls get wet and that ain't loose. They got my balls wet. That is loose. That too much. And ladies, y'all gotta stop looking at us crazy when we go down to eat y'all too. And we come up with all that spit on our motherfucking face. That is not spit. They do not wanna kiss us. We be get up with all that shit on our face. Uh-uh, don't say that spit. You ain't got no biz. You don't know the problem. You get up, eat some pussy, now your beard stuck to the side of your face like this. You like, nigga, I got to get in the shower. Fuck it. I can't even leave the house now. I don't care, I'm nasty. I rule this shit in like it's loose. Okay. Yeah, all right. You gonna have to go to the barber shop after that too, nigga. Nasty, nigga, until I realize my face like. Yeah, you too. You got to pull that shit off your face like school glue. Hey, I'm everybody in that 80s gal, all right? And you can feel it smell like a little, a little accident about Brooke. And I was in line at a restaurant and I was just looking back like, God damn it. You thought everybody knew you had been eating pussy. It's written all over your face. You don't have to say a word. Women's so nasty, bro. You ever be eating some pussy and they say some disrespectful shit? I what? You're like, I'm about to nut all in your face. Eat that pussy, you bitch ass nigga. Who the fuck you talking to? You don't get your fucking hands off my head. You'd have been fucking with Queen Latifah from set it off. That bitch is aggressive. What is she fucking eating? They're aggressive than the motherfucker. You don't listen to what they say when you eat. You are nasty, nigga. Oh, nasty. Eat that pussy. Put that ass in there. Whoa, you just snuck some ass in here. We did not discuss that part. Hey, you ever ask a girl a question and she hits you with that crazy, that crazy remark? What y'all? Fuck, I knew I was talking to this bitch. I'm like, you love that dick, don't you love that dick? They been saying, I said, bitch, you better fight, fuck. That's why I stopped asking stupid shit while you having sex. One time I was fucking this girl. I was like, who puts this bitch? She was like, you don't know. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. No, that's disrespectful as fuck. We got to stop now. Hold up, bitch. Wait a minute. This dick is mine and you can't have no one talking to me like that. I like that current shit. You gonna say what the fuck I want you to say, bitch? I'm gonna make you say it. I promise you. I said, this y'all is damn. I bet you just said it in the fight time. Shut out to all the women that was choking for real while you was sucking dick and I never told you to do it again. Do it again. No, these are real tears, nigga. Work through it, work through it, God damn it. Work through the first choke. You made it. You there now, keep going. You are a champion. You didn't already broke the code. Trust me. Your nose running. That mean you're doing it good if you're sweating. Hey, ma'am, you ever had a nigga tell you say, don't wipe shit off? Now you just looking stupid with makeup and snot. You think it slapped the dick right back over there to you? Whoosh, go ahead. Later, stop sucking dick on the full stomach. Ha! All that. Ha! Uh-huh, move, move. You done threw up twice. I seen a little on shit, move now. I'm sorry, bitch, move. You want some more head? Hell no, I want no more head. I do, I do. Hey, women don't know men challenge as fuck. Ladies, you know when you're about to get a head and you like lean and over, you know the whole time a nigga just be like, she's about to suck the dick out. She's gonna shoot you, she's gonna shoot you. She's not gonna get it. Right, Lose, she's not gonna get it. She, hey, she's not gonna get it. It's like he going up on a roller coaster like, okay, okay, okay. And she get to that good point, you like, ah. Oh shit. That's the one you're hitting with it, look. Nigga be like, she's gonna kill us too. That's the best noise in the world, ladies. That gawk, gawk, oh my God. Gawk, gawk. That right there? That is the sound of love, the greatest love of all. Is you suckin' my meat. Sing that shit, you know. Suck your shit. The greatest love of all. Is when you go, oh me. The greatest love. Use the stand. Take your time. Take your time, Chico. This one is dedicated to all the ladies out there who know the importance of the gawk, gawk. Put your balls in their face. That most beautiful noise that you can make. You see, you think your man wants the love that you want him to have, but the only love that he desires is, gawk. One more time, all we want from the ladies is a little bit of, gawk. One more time, if you're down for it, ladies, let me hear you say, gawk, gawk, gawk. All the ladies in the house tonight that like to go, gawk, gawk, gawk, gawk. Damn, if she can do that, I really want her. Do that one more time. My knees start to buckle, she went, gawk, gawk. My toes curled up into a fist when she went, gawk, gawk, gawk. I'm about to bite his bitch at coast first cause she went, gawk, gawk, gawk, gawk, gawk. And not the one with the C. She said, gawk, gawk, gawk. What she do DC? What she do DC? She said, gawk, gawk, gawk. And how did it make you feel? Bitch, get your stupid. I thought you was about to die. Girl, look at you. What's she saying, love? She tried to kill herself. She tried to kill herself. She tried to kill herself. How she died? From gargling of penis. Is that what she gonna put on her headstone? Gargling of penis. Elas Keisha, she was the meanest. She passed away from gargling penis. Elas Keisha, she was the meanest. She died second dick and you said she gonna get a headstone. Press head first. I went to the funeral. It wasn't that good. I guess you can say it sucked. Oh. No, you know you did wrong. You know, I came a little early. I got a head of myself. Traffic was fucked up on the way down there. I was blown by the time I got there. Oh, shit. That's a nice little ballad dedicated to all the ladies that sucked dick from scratch. From scratch? From scratch. I'm talking about. That's a salt dick through the dick hole. She crying right now. Thank you, ma'am. That touched your spirit right there. Finally, somebody has made a song dedicated to you. She was like, finally, something I can clean up too. We appreciate your contribution to the game. Women who sucked dick like that inspired me. Somebody threw a Debbie cake up this month for a moon pot. Created. Good head inspires my creativity. That used to be a commodity. Any type of snack, when you get a snack as a young nigga for it, especially when you was broke. Ooh, them snacks make you feel good, boy. Cheez-it saved my life. Cheez-it? Man, when I was in middle school, my teacher used to have these little coupons for pizza hut. Well, you can go and like, if you read a book, you give you a coupon, you get a free personal pan pizza. That's how I learned how to read good. I was hungry. Book it. That's what it was called? Yup. See, look at you. Book it. I've been doing this shit. See, then the school started getting real fat. Lunch is starting to get good. Nigga, where at? Bruffa? Lunch? Ain't out of school for a real snack? I know you're a real nigga just by how you say it. Bruffa? What? That's a real nigga worried right there. And they say, Bruffa? Bruffa. Everybody know what Bruffa is. Excuse me, what you say, bitch? Bruffa? Bruffa. Look at the white people. What type do you guys eat? Bruffa. Pancakes, sausage, eggs, squirma eggs. Sausage. Sausage. That's a real nigga. They can't say sausage for anything. Sausage for bitch. Sausage for bitch. What you say? Bitch, give me two sausages. A lot of y'all gonna order that after the show. Where you going, shit? Waffle House, give me a couple of sausage, bitch. Some nigga trying to say it properly and still be wrong. Yeah, give me two sausages. You just sound proper to the motherfucker. You can't say this shit with this on it. Not no sausage. Nigga don't say that. Nigga say sausage. I don't know what this is. Some of them mails from school. You a shit. Look at OG right here. I think it came from a nigga to ask you for your food. Hey, can I get you? You can't get into my show. Some people, nigga, you bullshit. There's some lunches that's from school that the nigga eat right now. Unless somebody come here with one of them square pieces. The ones with the lowest square pepperoni's on it. Everybody be in here like, man, shit, I done fucked around and got hungry a little bit. Them was the best pieces ever. Ain't nothing, I'm gonna tell you the best food is free food. I don't know why. Oh, no, that's not true. Shit, I ain't never ate steak shaped till I went to steak shaped one day and I was looking at the menu. I was like, I don't want none of this shit. And the food was like, you know, we got these burgers there and then on by the wall. I was like, shit. All right, let me ask a fucked up question right now. Since you talked about food. Which one is better? Baby shower food or funeral food? Funeral food. I don't know. I don't know. They got meatballs at their baby shower. Funeral food, be lit. They trying to stop your way of crying. Yeah, you know why funeral food? Because it's made by multiple people in the family. The baby shower was made by one person and make them meatballs. Oh, no, they got that baby shower. When it ain't show baby? Them aunties come together like the power rangers and put all the shit together for Uncle Real. We gonna do it for good for all. You know, he love that macaroni and cheese and them greens and shit. It's only one person that cooked for the baby shower. I don't know. But they doing big because the baby ain't here yet. It be rotel, sausages, shit. The chicken, meatballs. Everybody take 32 meatballs home. Everybody can't cook meatballs though. Everybody can't cook meatballs. I stopped eating beef because of some motherfucking baby shower meatballs. Oh, what happened? Nigga, I got that food poisoning. Have you ever had that before? Hey, yeah, but I don't know meatballs. Yeah, I had it off the meatballs. Pause. Pause. I don't want no meatballs ever again. You can keep them motherfuckers. That shit had me shitting. My shit sound like. Rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr. Like, I think I got a four wheeler in my ass, nigga, this shit. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. You got to go see the specialist if that's how you sound. Yeah, but that ain't no meatballs, nothing. I'm a real nigga. I wouldn't have let all that come out of me like that. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait, you have some dignity. Y'all come out one at a time. What is all this pants? Booboo. My ass don't work like that. Slow down. Hey, hey. Can that shit come on the far? You don't know that wet boo-boo? Because you go to the far. You like, ho. Yep. Stiffing you up just like that. Yep, that one no far right there. Nigga, what you doing? I'm just thanking. Right. Now you walking like a stripper on her way to the stage. Every nigga say the same shit after you take a shit like that. I got to start eating the vegetables and shit. That dude who ain't even solid. You better find a house and take a shit. And they ain't got no tissue. You know what's worse than that? What's worse than that? When you shit and then leave a stain on the bowl? Hold on. I don't give a fuck about that. Well, y'all keep y'all little toilet brush there. Y'all ain't got no, uh, y'all ain't got no comment or nothing. What you clean your toilet with? I got some shit on it. I mean, some shit happened in there. Don't worry about all that. You ever shit over somebody house and have to use their plunger? Oh, man. But the plunger fall up and get that little toilet water and maybe like shit. Damn, boy, you been fucking. You been fucking nigga's houses up? All the way up. Then you ass humbled in the mud fucking to use the excuse me, excuse me. Oh, man, you got a bathroom I can use real quick. See, I'm the type of shit. Now I got a ass. I'm the type of shit fucking toilet up and then leave the house like I got somewhere to go. Yeah, I'm on this. Y'all to consider it. When I come over your house and ask to use the bathroom, don't worry about what the fuck I do in the bathroom. I'm using the bathroom. Ah. Motherfucking right. No, I mean. I get naked when I shit. Sorry. That's why you can't send niggas to every bathroom in your house. You guys are man. I'm not letting you shit in the bathroom. I shit in. You got the shit in the guest bathroom. But if you don't got a guest bathroom, you got. But I look like you got to go somewhere else because you ain't about to for my kids live here. Nigga, I ain't going to be able to explain that. That it was meant like that. We had company, little man. I'm up going to be shattered, too. Fellas on the on the on the toilet. Shut up. That might not be booty hair. What might it be? I don't know. That far back on the seat. What the fuck? Ladies, if your weave shed and you shit. With a dick in the toilet. You got to get some better glue for your weave. If your weave coming out. You taking the shit so mean, you'll never need to eat dick. And if it's making your weave loose. Ladies, you ever had the shit on the first date? Shit got quiet. This whole, this whole building got quiet. Good. They know they did. Girl. To meet my hoes and their babies. I thought it was a phone. I said, I said, ooh, no. Women have to shit in the middle of the night. That's why they ride home from the club like this bitch. Slow down. I'm sick. I don't know if I'm, oh my god. This is crazy. This guy period cramps. You got to shit so bad. Women's shit for about three weeks. Women be falling too. They get out from up under the covers to poop. And fellas, if you ever land with your girl and she up under the covers and she get out from up under the covers and do it real quick, she fall. I don't know what y'all mean. Me's nice as women. I know, right? And women, I fuck with what's for it. Right on you. You stank, man. I'm like, now my side stank. Get off me. And I'm my old, right? So she's the far, and I know she's the far, but she's the hate when I catch her. She's to be far and right and be silent. Thinking that nobody's gonna spit at shit. I'm like, mom, you just farted. Ain't nobody got damn far. Yeah, your mama way nicer than Wanda, nigga Wanda. Tell you, hey baby, guess what? What, mom? There you go. Giving you the best that I've got. Baby, you nasty as fuck. That's exactly what she'll do. Anytime she ask me, baby, guess what? I'm like, go ahead, mama. Don't do that shit and it's people looking. Old people farting. We appreciate y'all being so considerate ladies, but it ain't a nigger who will ever leave you for far. Damn. It's one nigger, but he likes skin. He was gonna leave you anyway. Look at him, man. We ain't gonna fuck with you no more. You didn't got your white woman, nigga. You already out the gate. But think about it though. Women don't take shit as much as men do. Yes, they do. They just ninjas. Unless they hold that shit in for days. They don't. They just shit at better time. They time it better than us. Man, it'd be quick. They're more like. Yeah. They should come out like a UPS package. Real quick. Two weeks, why you ain't shit it yet? You are an amphibian. And you walking your bathroom. She didn't took a shit. It's not like shit your name got. Like who the fuck was some incense in this motherfucker? Those open. I wouldn't hit that. Cause the women do be slick. Cause when they had a little turd, they don't want to hit the water. They look. I wouldn't hit you dropping off in the house. Stankin' boot-ass bitch. Well, the fellas that live with women, you ever be in the shower when your girl come take a shit? Think she gonna have a conversation? Oh my God. Boy, that's so disrespectful. And they be dead ass, you busting me. So bad. Cause you don't even look. You be like, yeah, you crazy. I know you ain't in here shit. Don't worry about it, baby. I'm in the goddamn shower. Well, get that soap off your face. So look, nasty motherfucker. I was thinking about getting some new towels. You think we should get some new towels? You couldn't shit downstairs? No, cause we need some towels and talk about the clothes, so. Niggas just be standing in the shower. Man, the motherfucker, man, hurry up. Shit. What? You the one who took me to goddamn awful house? You know them ex fuck with me? I'm a gangster nigga. I love that shit. You fuck with that? I just be sitting in the shower and don't be beige. There ain't no hug. Hurry up. I want some heat. I wanna go get cold. Hurry up, stupid ass. Salute to my man right here with the turtleneck on. He's hot. All right, nigga, cool. Snack is on fire. You by yourself or that's your lady right there with you? She said, oh, he by himself. Damn, baby, baby, baby, that smell. I need my niggas' neck to show. I don't like the head and neck, niggas. You did not have to say it like that. You did not have to say it like that. She fucked him up. That fucked up. Nah, he mad. I'm not like your ass, it's with you. He was leaning like he thought it was gonna get him up. Well, it ain't even gonna fuck like that. Ma'am, are you single? You ain't single? Why you looking the right thing? Lady, this time I'll hold up. That's a good quick, ladies. What make you claim a nigga? Can she hesitate it like a woman? What makes y'all got a whole bunch of reason why you don't claim a nigga? You be like, you got a boyfriend? You got a bro, basically. It's complicated. No, it's not bitches. That's your boyfriend or not? So who's, what is single ladies at? What is single ladies that ain't fucking nobody? Some of y'all lying like a motherfucker. Auntie, I know you fucking somebody. Ain't nowhere in the world ain't nobody coming through there. You be making them cornbread cakes and shit. Nigga be coming through there, fucking the shit out you, Auntie. It's a nigga named Francis, coming through knocking you down. Look at them titties sitting on her lap. You know she fucking somebody. Them titties sitting right down that lap. She be sitting just like that, that nigga Earl Walker. You got that clean up woman. Is a woman, hmm. Come on in here, Earl. You know what time it is, baby. Yeah, you know she gotta make it. You smell them greens on the stove or come fuck a plate out with it, nigga. She goes, she show you her titties like this. Ha ha ha. I don't want that tittie that low. She show them mother looking like that. That shit will help out. That's experience right there. Tell her that's experience. That's all that is. That's life. What that titties, I'm just great. Them gravities and get to them titties when the life comes in. Titties been at work all day. She worked from home, she good. Shut up to all the studs. They got a boyfriend this year. Ah. You're tired of that shit. Studs, boy, a lot of y'all be having the fattest ass designed to them big ass jeans. You be hiding. I don't know what you take that ass down with, boy, but when you catch them in Walmart and the man wants shorts, whoo. That ass fat than a motherfucker, boy. You been hiding that one, ain't you, my nigga? Then they be trying to say. You living wrong, this is my nigga. You been hiding that big fat ass, ain't you, my nigga? I see you. Yeah, I know. Full sports bras, titties, big ass, big ass. How you the boyfriend with the big titties? All right, let me stop. We shouldn't even be discussing them folks like this. They be fresh as hell though, it almost done. Be fresh as hell, fat booty. Why don't you get them jeans there? Look, straight out of there. God, God. What's up, girl? How you doing? Okay, I'll show you what the little blonde, that's you. Who? That's your daughter? My daughter got a crush. God damn. Your mama trying to find you a real nigga. She tired of you. You giving her away? It's fucked up. You know what I do to your daughter? Why you just throwing her over here? I'm a wolf. You better reconsider that shit. What you do, Carla? Man, I'm, what? Look, her mama don't give a fuck. She was like, I raised my girl right. She down for whatever, nigga. See, that's why she don't need to fuck. Bring it on. This is mobile. She don't need to fuck with me because this dick make you real disrespectful. Bitch, what? You keep calling. I'm gonna see you when I see you, Miss Lady. Because ever since Carlos started fucking with you, you think you grown, bitch. I'm gonna show you grown. At every point of your life, you and your mama got ahead and fight. Bitch, I'm gonna show you grown. A mama and a daughter fight is hilarious. Oh my God. That's hilarious. Because can't nobody break it up? Uh-uh, don't tell the bitch, man. She wanna talk to me all motherfucking crazy. Like, I don't motherfucking do nothing for. I'm gonna take out half my fighter like one of these street bitches. She wanna be a street bitch. So I'm motherfucking bad. Then I'm gonna show her a street bitch. Because she don't know a bitch that's the most street than me. I brought you in this motherfucking. I take you out this motherfucking. Look at all the women in here. You just had that conversation with your daughter. And that's right, bitch. Don't answer the phone when I leave and keep the motherfucking door locked. I'm going to the 85 stop show. That's the shit that make it more scary. She become the whole time. Now the bitch wanna talk all motherfucking crazy to me and shit and running all, lending out the motherfucking out. And then, gonna have the nerve to have a nigga. Hey, does she be funner when the child can actually fight and then whoop the pair in the head? Now whoop the shit out of her mama. What's wrong with you? I don't know what's got into that damn girl. Now she's trying to get your little brother to help. Help me, Junior. Get off me, Junior, help me. I don't know who to help, mama. You said if she lose, they help her. But if you win, they help you. I don't know what to do. Mama come in the house, man to mama. Y'all need to get y'all damn sus. She don't whoop the wig off mama ass. Shout out to all the niggas they found out that they wasn't the main nigga around Valentine's Day. Don't do that, Los. No, I got to, because I know it's a lot of niggas that got their motherfucking feelings hurt. What happened, bro? But they ain't here tonight. Look at my man just gave his girl a kiss. Not me. She slurred down in her seat. She did that nigga wrong, didn't the motherfucking on Valentine's Day. That's why I was asking one of the women who had a good pussy at earlier that didn't have a nigga to stroke. Oh my God. She was asking how you know the pussy's good. Ladies, make some noise. The nigga ever called your mama and told on you. See, that's the good pussy right there. What a nigga call your mama and tell her you, Mitchus, Mitchus, you need to talk to your daughter, Mitchus. Look at this nigga that's been through everything. He went, oh boy. That's why I had to let my baby mama go. Her mama was tripping too, nigga. You fuck around, catch that white mama shit cause you're out what you should have been doing with the fuck you were supposed to do then. Uh-uh, this the crazy boy. Her mama already know what the fuck y'all going through. She just got all kind of shit that ain't got nothing. Well, what you do to her? Nothing. Well, have you tried talking to her? Ain't no pussy had me there, cream. I ain't call her your mama. Nigga, it's out here. You a call her mama. I'll pull it up on the bitch though and see what she got. See, that's the same shit. Yeah, it's the same thing. That's the same shit. Right, that pussy make you leave a voicemail in 2020. Really? Really? That's the fuck we doing? Answer the motherfucking phone when I call bitch. All right, I'm gonna try again. You look at your phone lady, you got 38 minutes calls from this nigga. Hey fellas, make some noise, real nigga shit. It's like God know you be on some crazy nigga shit. Can you be over there flying over there with the fuck she had? Don't see no police. You ain't never got to her house this fast. Nigga, your car ain't never did 103. Are you in the center, nigga? What? You going through stuff sound like this. Nigga, oh, here's the way to prove a point. Right. And it be some simple. But I never pull up on the bitch because the pussy was good. What you pull up on her for? Bitch, I would be $400. I knew it. I fucking knew it. But that's the thing. It's a simple shit to make you mad, fellas. When she don't care, when she passionate about the argument, you know you still got it. But when you call with that bullshit, you know what? Just do whatever you feel like you need to do. Yeah, just, I'm okay. God bless you. Goodbye. Hello? Hello? Oh, this bitch got me fucked up. Okay. That's the cold shit. Get in your car. Meet me. You just gonna get in my car and don't ask me, bro. See, it's always the nigga fucking up, though. What about the niggas who called that girl fucking up? Right. You at the club, chilling with your niggas, your bitch sitting outside the club, right in front of the club, and a goddamn challenger on some 24s. Nigga, we have tattoos all over his neck. You know what the fuck they doing? That's me. Damn. Yo, that's fucked up, fly. You took it to another level. You know how sick you'll be if you come out the club. You done had a good ass time. Hell yeah. I'm gonna catch y'all niggas later. My mother gonna take it to the grid. Hey, you know what, have a nigga sick. Slow down, slow down, slow down. When they check they got them Snapchat stories. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You see that elbow in the back? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That look like, that look like Keisha Weave I just bought today. Nah, y'all nah. That ain't Ke- Yeah, nah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, what? Hold on, hold on, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up. Hey, bro, hey, bro, what the fuck? What the fuck my girl doing in your car, bro? Chill, no. Oh, no, asshole. Bitch, what the fuck you doing in this nigga car? Hey, we, we had a, she gonna get back with you the minute. Hold up, bro, hey. Oh, oh, oh, I just got my window tinted. Don't make me get out of this motherfucking car. Get the fuck out the car, nigga, I'll kill you in there, bitch. Whoo, who there that was? That's fucked up, fellas, I'm telling you, when a woman leave you, you, you, you fucked off. In a quick way, an easy way to- See, a nigga don't mind if she leave, but if she don't never just leave. I'ma tell you one thing. You always catch her out with the niggas. Oh my God. She'll never have a shit to say. She's gonna be standing there looking stupid like. Wait, I'm about, I'm about to kill everybody who had something to do with it, bitch. Me just, you didn't talk to your notes. That ain't even described, brother, fuck that. The new nigga don't never know. He'd be confused, like, who the fuck is that, nigga? Oh, nobody. No, he's somebody, that nigga crying. New nigga got that fire on him. He's done none of that fuck shit. Hey, get your, get your little crap baby ass blood for it. Man, you'd be surprised how many niggas it sells. What'd you say? Oh, that nigga's stupid. Oh, I thought that nigga was, boy, I thought you were saying something else. Yaw! Niggas, yaw, nigga. That nigga hit by himself, yaw! Super aggressive, nigga. Strong boy got that fire. That could sound like a Baptist preacher over that moment. If you don't praise God, you're gonna get that fire! The nigga got one short leg. He got a shot, so he gotta pick that leg up. Leave that nigga alone, man. What's up, girl? Slow people, they got the best sense of humor. They just laugh, I don't know what. Stop, nigga. The fuck is wrong with you, man? That one girl boy, they should be scared. Hey, man, stop doing that shit, bro. He's fucked up, man. It's somebody in the crowd, man, it's fucking. It's okay. Shut up. My cousin's slow. It ain't even the people who be slow. Sometimes people just be having like an accident hand and they'll be telling you all the way back. What's an accident hand? Like, something happened to it. Like, it'd be like... It's fucked up. Wasn't them kid injuries? Nope, they had a stroke. I just don't... Like, if you know you got... You know, it's some street niggas that have a real street injury. Like, a nigga got shot, and now his hand just a little bit. And they'll never explain it. They just throw that motherfucker up like, hey, what's up, bro? He be like, like, no, give me the other one, bro. Fuck that. Tell the truth, love. No, give me the other one. Man, the whole stroke, the whole left side, go. But the what... You can tell the nigga, gonna throw it out there because they'll set it up. They'll be like, all right, come on. Them niggas got a good comfort there. Hey, man, get the fuck away from me, man. Saw the nigga wind it up. Well, you'll never see like two, like, slow people hanging with each other. Yes, you do. You just ain't paying attention. What you fuck with a girl who had their little hand? Hell, yeah. I fuck with a girl who had a cane. What? Ooh, that puts all the meat wrapped. What you need the cane for? I didn't know she had a cane, bro. She came to my hotel room. A couple of years ago. A couple of years ago. A couple of years ago. It's always a couple of years ago. It was a long, long, long time ago. Listen, bro. She came to the hotel, right? She hit nothing. She hit nothing. I don't know. So I looked at the people. I didn't see the cane because the bitch had it behind her back. Okay. So when she opened it up, she was like, What the fuck? I'm still here. So this wasn't like a temporary cane. This was like a cane cane. Nah, it was like place... Oh, damn it. It was like this bitch needed that. She had the real cane. How you ain't know she had it before she came? Because on Instagram, that bitch was doing all these pictures. She must have had the fat ass with the cane. Hey, over that door, that bitch was like, Yeah, I love your shoes. That's too fucked up. I'm too fucked up over a nigga. I'd be like, Look, use your cane and do that pose from this bitch. And now she in that bitch. Nah, that shit was crazy because I tried to do it. I tried to do it. Nah, that shit was crazy because I tried to bend over. I had to bend over. She was like, Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Alright, now go ahead. Oh no, that bitch had to be propped up. Okay. Y'all think we bullshit. It'd be all type of women out here trying to throw that ass. Prickney girl tried to fuck me last week. Big Prickney, eight months. No. She like, What you about to do after the show? I was like, Nothing. Don't stop. You trying to kick it? I'm like, Don't you need some rest? This is about to get that third trap master pussy, Carlos. I don't know the fuck I want. I'm like, baby, you are pregnant. She was like, This baby ain't got shit to do with you. I'm like, what? Whoa. The baby in that motherfucker man like bitch, come on again. God. Come on, mama. How'd a baby be in that look when they see the dick lady? When they see another dick lady, Ah, here we go with this shit, bro. This bitch always fucking my feet ain't even done yet. Look, this had a baby be trying to dodge the dick. Baby, baby in that motherfucker like, Oh, no. Oh, move. Move. Did he start fucking a fan? It touched me. It touched me. Baby in that motherfucker like Omarion. That. Baby can dance like a motherfucker. He be like, your baby's so talented. It's like he been doing this his whole life. Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. What is she looking at here? Oh, he's skeet. What happened? Oh, come on, nigga. His brothers are coming. So you look like done of the dead. That's horrible. That's a horrible thought right there. No, it's not. It's life. You straight money. My nigga been looking dead serious the whole show. Like, shit. You're hugging a girl. Like, you just checked your account and they finally took the money for the tickets out. Like, God damn. He trying to sit there like he tough, but the nigga really got a real high-pitched ass layer. The nigga. These guys are hilarious. OG, what's up with you, man? What you do for a living, OG? Nothing. Not a damn thing. Yeah, you. You have your own business. What is your business? Nigga, write gospel music. I'm coming up for upside. He teach y'all church people to use they talk. You do look like you're a write a cold-ass gospel song. Yeah, yeah. Assistant pastor. When the pastor gets sick, Pastor Jenkins couldn't be here with us this evening. Amen, amen. Yes, I'm not going to take up merch of your time. Amen. Deacon, Deacon, make sure you close the church doors. Amen, amen. About the pastor collection playing around. Yes, yes, we don't want any evil to creep in. I'm going to start on this side, pastor. You do what you do. Amen. I'm doing this in the name of the Lord, brother. Let me do my thing. You are scaring the visitors. If God put it in your pocket. Put it in the collection plates. Amen. We don't need a flash. We need cash. Take your time, pastor. Take your time. The white man again, again. One more time. Make sure you go back to the white man because we know he has plenty of money. The white man has been holding out on us long enough. How about your wife? Right. She got some white lady money, too. You look like you work at Crackle Barrel, ma'am. Thank you. One thing about 85-Self Show. The only color we care about. You can keep your money with the lollipop. It's green. Much love to all the ladies tonight that had that bra on yesterday. Hey, ma'am. Now your titties taste like activities. Nigga, did you just reach in the collection plate and take the money out? No, he did. Put the pistol on him. Don't make me send security back there in the name of Jesus. The lollipop got the shakies. Hers, well, she looks aggravated. No one cares like me. Brother Bean, how much do we have so far? One dollar, pastor. You may as well come on back. These niggas is tripping. Pass it around again. We really only got a dollar out this motherfucker. Are you serious? Yes. Turn this shit off. Only one dollar. One dollar? One dollar. I guess people like, shit, we done paid to see y'all niggas already. You don't get no modest money. Fuck wrong with y'all. Them chickens was way more than a dollar. See, you gotta hype people up to make them put money in the collection plate. Who gave you a dollar? That white dude? Nah, the white dude didn't give me no money. The white dude just gave me hope like all white people. God damn, that's racism. What it is? What are you there for? Blood. One damn dollar. Amen. I know some people in here have been scratched. I'll let them pass with that slow they will last words now. See everybody in the corporation to understand that if you wake up out of your everything is gonna be A-O-K and with these lights Take your time, Pastor. Take your time. Sometimes get a little confused because when I look at your head I say that look like dead snakes. Glory, Pastor. So I'm a little confused. Now you know the devil he be disguising in all types of forms. Talk about the eyelashes, Pastor. See, when the eyelashes look at me and I look at it, I say, God, eyelashes so loose. Insane caboose. Yes, Pastor. When it swings in the air. Talk about the waist trainers, Pastor. See when women have these waist trainers. Okay, take your time. Before they put the waist trainer on they got to breathe. Suck it in and when they put it on they look like a pig in a blanket. And I don't know if you are a pig or your mother, Jackson. Boy, you are special. You don't know that. And if you got kids that are in the slow program we have a room for when they speak out in the congregation. Because last Sunday when I was in my, you know when I was doing my thing and we had brothers are all over there. He went to scream, scared me too, Pastor. So we made a room. Fuck it. You sound like that pastor that get caught up in the scandal. Nigga, you've seen the pastor try to preach yourself out the scandal. Oh, yeah. Now there's been numerous reports online. Talk about it, Pastor. About the business that goes on at 85 South Baptist. I'm hearing them say a whole lot of this and a whole lot of that. They want to speak on certain things that they don't know nothing about. Well, clear that form, Pastor. The rumors. Yes, sir. The allegations. Yes, sir. I know what they said. I heard what they said. They say Pastor Miller got children all over the place. They say he lived in a $2 million house. They say that the car that he drives cost over $250,000. That's what they said, Pastor. And to those people I would like to say that is an absolute lie. I don't have children all over the place. I have children in my neighborhood. And the house is $4 million. And the car was $400,000. That ain't got nothing to do with me and God. Because you're blessed, Pastor. What did you get that money from? I didn't have money. Shout out to the spirits over here that got touched. How did you get that money from? Look, these ladies, y'all got about three more weeks. I'm about to get off the market. I'm sick of this shit. I'm just tired of this shit. I'm walking around America with all this I'm tired of giving to it. It's just sad. What the fuck? Are you lonely? Yeah, I'm lonely. I'm trying to change a bitch's life. I'm ready. We got to create you like a profile on a website or something if you don't. There you go. Come on. 14, 14, 14. We got one right here for Carlos. Call us right here. We got two, two right here. So, we got to start off low. EBT card. EBT card? Right here for Carlos. Can we get $2? $2 right here for Carlos. $2 in the Swiss's suite. $2 in the Swiss's suite for Carlos. We got $2 in the Swiss's suite right here. Right here. Right here. We got a Wood Forest Bank Walmart card. Right here. Hold up. We got to see her deodorant. Yeah, I like that. Turn me on. I love when you can see her deodorant. I don't like that. I like that. You were a secret, don't you? That's a secret. That's the green. Were you not keeping a secret? Because we see it. Who is that white man sitting by you? You know him? That's your man? You alive? He been fucking because he leaned over like free in my head. He looking like, man, I almost made it through the whole fucking show. Now they see me. Yeah, it's too late now. We see you, man. You in here. You trying to fuck? Tell her. That's your friend. Who bought the ticket? Exactly. Goof ass. That nigga don't want to be your friend. You know he bought you a ticket in the front because you a nice person. You got to be fucking crazy. Y'all got history. How long y'all been friends? Why he sweating? You know why he sweating? Because the truth is about to reveal itself. He been wanting to fuck ever since y'all met. Why dude, just stop being such a nice guy and talk to some of that pussy sometime. She gonna get mad, but if she keep talking to you, you can get stoned. How dare you try to be like that? He scared. He white. He don't know how to approach her. Goof ass. He want to talk to you for a minute. He ain't never had no black pussy. No white pussy, but he ain't never had nothing. Yo pussy, that's the difference. Oh, she ain't say that. She ain't got friends now. You need to get that nigga some cool. That's the one that was laughing at the good pussy. That's why he bought the tickets. He used to fuck. You going to that show with that good pussy, she is. You going to have a friend tonight. I ain't letting you give it away. That was about two summers ago. Four summers ago? Real, she keep fucking peeing. She don't even remember. He was out here just throwing pussy. When was that? Before living, my G. Leo, shit. What you do? You got job? You drive trucks? Be safe, bitch. Don't be in the back of that truck. She want to take her on a trip on the pepsi truck. You got 500 cases of goddamn pepsis back there right now. Y'all learn shit. You know he got them pepsis on deck. Stop talking to him. Auntie that picked her titties up. Let me see who they talking about. She didn't pick her titties up like she leaving. Come on, what are you at? Truck driver, that sounds like my kind of man. Put them titties down, Auntie. We ain't going nowhere. Let them titties down. Let them go back to sleep. I need to get here for work. I need to just ride through. I just heard 85 South. Yeah, exactly. Yo, y'all got to do a mobile tonight. Get ready for that shit that's going on tomorrow. They got Mardi Gras tomorrow. Titties everywhere. It's a real Mardi Gras tomorrow. Nick invited me to some strip club here. What is it called? Loaded? Crispy Cream? Hey, I'm on the Crispy Cream tonight. I'm scared. The name of the club is Crispy Cream. The club is this big, bro. You mean to tell me the club in the microwave? The club is this big. I see one little bitch who came out there. She was like, dude, we got DC coming out. I'm like, I don't think I'm going. What's the name of the club, doji? Cookies and Cream. We on the fly. I shouldn't be on the goddamn fly. Who the fuck made the flyer? Who made the flyer? Let me see. The nigga over the club. I told him to take y'all off. Oh, nigga, we is on the fly. That's the only one, but I posted a new one. Cookies and Cream presents by South Shore. I ain't got no cookies or no cream. I told that nigga to take y'all off. We going to go up in there and be four big girls. What y'all trying to do? I don't give a fuck. They can dance on me. You give me a name. Definitely going to be some big girls in there. The club named after a delicious snack. Cookies and Cream. Only in Mobile. That's a little hill. You've been to Cookies and Cream before? Google Map Pitch. You know the club fucked up. Send him the map so he can know what he's coming to. Any ladies in here working Cookies and Cream? Keep it real. Where the Cookies and Cream ladies at? They over there. There you go. Let me see what they look like. There you go. You the house mom. I might be in Cookies and Cream. You want some Cookies and Cream. Don't work in Cookies and Cream. Why you dancing like your name Cheryl? She can arm wrestle good. Come here. Don't worry with her, Chico. She too grown for us. Any woman who stand up and do this, you can't fuck with her. Yeah, come on, young man. Ma'am, you really thought she was going to turn me on by charading your fucking hips? If you don't sit the fuck down, look like you're ready to go to the casino. Let's get her coochie wet right here to call up. Let's get her coochie wet right here to call up. Let's get her coochie wet right here to call up. Oh. Oh, 90's dances. Oh, big auntie. I bet your booty's stank. Do your dance one more time. Do your dance. Do the auntie. Do the auntie. That's about a hundred dollars. Smell a seat, Tim, it's stank. Shut up. Right now. Think it be like she. Come on. Salute to everybody up top in the balconies. Y'all were still coming in late, but we see y'all a little bit. We fuck with everybody in the balcony. Salute to the balcony. I fuck with y'all up top, but I can't see y'all. I don't even know if y'all still there. They don't walk now. We didn't call, we already know that's the anonymous tip section right there when you can't see them, but they up there. It's one nigga up there with that jacket on. I can see him. Yeah, the nigga with the reflected jacket on. Look at everybody. Ain't like you got no weight on your shoulders. Hey, DC, what if that nigga ain't got on a reflective jacket? What if there's really just a ghost that wanted to come see us? It might be. Go some over. That's a jacket right there? Hey, what if you was a ghost, bruh? I would be a playful head ghost. I see you, ma'am. Walkin' through here, find his health. Put them blue jeans on. With that little bit of his coat. Oh, she got that half a jacket on. That jacket look like underage shoulder pads. You look there. You got on 12 and under shoulder pads right now. Miss Tina got popped off. Damn wrong with you. Cut your damn jeans up and put them on your arms. This bitch got baby jeans on her shoulders. I want my jeans jacket to look like 12 and under shoulder pads. What can we do? Just give me the sleeves part. She come find the jacket so she got some pants. Hey, y'all, hey, y'all realize the last time we was in Mobile we broke a fight up? That's how much they love us down here. I don't remember that shit. I heard that nigga went to jail. You remember they was about to fight over something. He was right next to you. He swung on you. He was nervous. You might have been a little nervous. You was like, fuck, they don't do this at the game stop. What the fuck, bruh? Yeah, but dude was about to fight. We came down and broke the fight up in that nigga chill. That's what it is. That nigga went outside. Isn't that nigga here? Cause that disorder, the conduct. That nigga still a lot lover this shit. Y'all must know it's about to be time to leave cause y'all going to get to them cars to beat that traffic. It's going to take you till tomorrow to get out this bitch. Yeah, you ain't leaving. You going to get some head in the car tonight. Mobile, we appreciate y'all coming to fuck with us. What's up, smile? That boy like, yes. If you traveling this summer. Hold up, hold up, hold up before y'all leave, before y'all leave. Before y'all leave. We got to get the picture and show what it look like in mobile. So I need everybody on their feet. Everybody stand up, put your phones up. So we can show them what it look like in mobile tonight. How many beautiful black people came in fact with us tonight in mobile. Put your phones up. Even if your battery about to die, put your phone up. Put your motherfucking phone up. Cause we're about to take a picture. And put your motherfucking phone up so I can be in there with you. DC, come to me. We got to take this picture so these folks can leave. And we in mobile, I love Bama. And we about to take a pic on the camera. Bitch. Tag yourself. You got a tag. Mobile. Mobile. We like y'all. Take y'all so much mobile. We with DC Young live on Motel. You know what she's going to be. Make sure you guys go on officially 85 percenters. Tell somebody what you're seeing here tonight. This show will be on YouTube. And if you was part of the show, you're going to be on YouTube too. Shea y'all. Think y'all can represent the 85 South Show. Chico Bean and Carlos Miller. Get home safe. If you tag us in the picture, we will repost it. Go on YouTube and subscribe. Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Follow and subscribe to the 85 South Show. If you have meet and greet tickets, please stay seated. Make sure you get yourself some merchandise. Get yourself an 85 South Show t-shirt. Hoodie. We got beanie socks. And we also got the 85 South Show band up here. They going to do something for y'all real quick. I got my dog Dee Clax on the keys. Dee Clax. Do something for Mobile Alabama. Realized for Mobile Alabama show just went down. You already know how it is. Man, much love. High energy. We out here with it. Make sure you stay focused and make sure you stay tuned. If you come to a city near you real soon. April May. June. Maybe just a lot. We'll see what we can do. Put it in. That's right. So sweet. I do y'all. At Mobile. Y'all all know. Hey Mobile. We appreciate y'all coming out. Make sure you stop by the merchandise table. T-shirt. A hoodie. Make sure you go to YouTube and subscribe. Free tickets stay in your seat. Someone will come out to check your ticket. And we will get to meet and restart it as soon as possible. He nigga lying in Mobile. Nigga had a do-rag on. Said nice to hear me ask the question. I ain't clap one time. Fuck you. But sometimes you don't even notice what type of female you dealing with after you fuck. Like you ain't like you be missing signs. I fuck that one female like legs. Like I didn't know tension. We be missing the signs. This Black History Month coming to an end. I want to say to this fellow we got to protect our queens. That's all we got to do. We got to protect our queen. Some nigga like boy you tripping boy. Now I was talking to this one female. You know what I'm saying. She was going through a little situation. Like I got into it with a nigga at the mall. I was like what happened? Well I ain't going to lie to y'all. It was my baby mama. Because I just know how slick her mouth is. She didn't get into it with a nigga at the mall. He said some disrespectful shit to her. He's talking about fuck you you fat bitch. That shit ain't funny bro. That nigga said that shit was my baby mama. I was like what you say. She was like I got back with him. I told him fuck nigga I got a nigga at home. That bitch must be talking about our son. Because I ain't the nigga who liked that shit. Like it ain't me. It definitely ain't me. Speaking of fuck niggas and shit like that. Who saw that fuck nigga beat up Deontay Wilder man. That shit was so fuck. I mean I lost my whole life building money on that shit man. I don't mean white boy built worse than me and he won. I'm like what the fuck. That nigga built like a nigga who be cooking on the grill with flip-flops on. That nigga was sticking and moving. Deontay Wilder what part of Alabama he from. That nigga was quick to say that oh he from Tuscaloosa. Niggas from Mobile ain't getting beat like that. We don't play that shit. It's a nigga right now. I'm like man I think I could kill that white boy nigga. I know how to do what I do what I do what I do. That's how niggas in Mobile talk. They didn't repeat that shit about nine times. That's how he talk. I thought that nigga was talking screwed and chopped. I'm like what the fuck are you talking about? You heard what I said nigga I did after the first six times. Niggas ain't have to say it again. Oh you coming in looking nice. What you got on? I ain't have a seat. You look nice. Y'all clap it up for these females looking good as a motherfucker in here man. These females will let you eat the pussy and won't even let you fuck sometime. She's gonna let me sip my drink. I should knock that shit out your fucking hand. You feeling on up in this motherfucker man? What spots to hit after the show? Kiggas and cream. You know I'm a fat ass nigga dawg but shit nigga I want to go to a bar or something. They're telling me food and bakeries and shit. Oh it's a script club. Kiggas and cream? Somebody oh look. They more fired. Kiggas and cream. She got mad and fucked by Kiggas and cream. Oh shit I'm just gonna go to my room. If anybody need they push a eight. What'd you say? I can't tell you that I'm in the quality ends. Room 203. Fuck with me. Through underscore hill. I'm the nigga with the Bible in the box of briefs. You want to be a witch? Work it. Nobody has a spell on you. Oh shit. Hold on hold on. I ain't nobody has a spell on you. Bye baby. What'd you say? They know what? They know man. Feel no motherfucking man you dick. What the hell man? You got it. Look the wrong queen made it. Old fighting shirt. You see the magic trick with this. And I will reveal. Wah! Yeah shit. Who shit that was? I don't know y'all. Y'all ain't never took a picture with $300,000. She doesn't stay here for help. My turn today. One, two, three. Give them the goddamn shirt. Thank you. Thank you. You're a fool boy. Love. Aunty. Come on over here Aunty. I don't know her. I don't know her. She's too young for her aunty. How you doing? I don't know her. I don't know her. You got us. What's for the city? This is for city bus driver hands. Jesus. I haven't seen Carlos in weeks. No I haven't seen him go to school bus. I ain't never seen him. She been looking for him for no reason. I ain't seen him go to school bus. I ain't seen him go to school bus. I ain't seen him go to school bus. Let's go, come on, pull up some stuff. I ain't sitting here. Woo! Hey! Right there, G. Got that shaft up on. Yeah. That little nigga. All the nigga got that soft shaft up. You know she's driving a bus for the city. Here's the man. He's coming through with the master plan. One, two, three, one, two, three, two, three, two, three. No matter where we're at, we're in the room. Oh, look at the prom queen. Prom queen. What's up, C.? How are you doing? How you doing? Hey, you. She said, I don't like it. You. Watch the entire video. All the good niggas look like Russell Wilson. I'm gonna put a bit now. Gotta put on the top. Come on, get the picture again. Put the ring out. What you call the Russell Wilson, the black, right? Hey! Did you go to the end of the class? I went to the books. Oh, you went to the books? I know. We're coming back. We're coming back. Fuck y'all. We're coming back. We're coming back. Fuck y'all. We're coming back. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Get outta here, fuck y'all. Get up, all of ya ass from the back. You got shit you gonna say up there. shit. Shut up, up, up. Hey, nice shoes, man. Nice. Nice throw. Get on your ass. Are you like the Lazy Piggs? I got him. I know you do. B Our own Lazy Piggs. I got him. Get in the Lazy Wands. I know you do. Hey, baby. It's a Leigr. Is he Ligr or is he your personality? I don't know if he your baby or not. Pick it up, bricks. Man. Yeah. Pick it up again, too. Big baby. Say no. Don't act a supernaturalWhich's gross. I'm saying we're not just from pose, Bruh. What you gonna do, Bruh? How you gonna follow that? Think you're from pose, you think? I was under pressure. I need to see my face. Woo! United! United, United, United, United, United, what was that you were doing? You think you were like, take the camera. I didn't know... You think you were pressuring? Telling a big thanks- One, two, three. Negative and defensive, everything. This girl love him and he ain't with his baby mama no more. God have saved you. Love you. He gave you a testimony to tell your story, bro. Game sheet. Put them in. Brutachi. Brutachi. Yes, sir. I'm going to save you. All right, on three. One, two, three. Oh, expensive outfit. It's a white body in Chicago. Expensive outfit. All right, this is fine. What's a little girl? She got dreads. She's a freak. Only freaks ain't got time to do their hair. Put a dread in there. They ain't got time to do their shit. On three. One, two, three. I got a freaking thing. I thought it was. All right, on three. Show that nigga. Show that nigga chico. Show that nigga who the fuck he is, chico. Come on, man, Brandon. We can have them change your name, look just like this name. That nigga look just like Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave doesn't wear the belt. That nigga look like you. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Ice-Wave. Hello, how are you? What you gonna do, Eugene? You just proposed to the girl with the bathroom. You proposed to the girl already? Yeah. Congratulations. All right boys. All groups are already married. One, two, three. He says she in the army. Are y'all in the army? Congratulations. They just been two weeks ago. They are already married. Congratulations. Oh, right. Mr. Brown, what's up? All right, on three. One, two. Y'all need to remember our job. So that's all the job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. At the beginning. What's that? It's been nine. I ain't on three. One, two, three. I'm gonna chill with it on two. I said, all right, ten. I'm gonna chill with it on first. Yes, sir. Come on. No! I don't want to play. I ain't on three. One, two. What's up, babe? How are you? I'll be right in front of you. Y'all play with me like this. I'll see you when I raise my hand. I'll see you when I raise my hand. Oh, man. I was so good at it. But listen, I tried so hard. I went over there, I said, no, you can't. I heard you were not there. I'm the man you play with. Oh, my God. One, two, three. Thumbs up when it hurts. She keep getting it at it. What's happening? What's the odds of the niggas saying that shit when she come in here like, yeah, I heard y'all talk about me. Listen, bro, I killed my proposal. I seen it from far, far away. She came up to me. You seen me when I raised my hand? There was. There was. See you when you raise your hand. Come on, somebody. Shit. I love back there with him. You got to step up, please. Oh, that shit's crazy. I love my job. Man. Come on, man. That's company. That's company. Come on, y'all, get in. Come on, y'all, get in. Come on, y'all, get in. Come on, y'all, get in. And he sees you put the bag on them. She put the bag on them all. Bitch, then he put it on them all. Let's put that bitch in the air. Put that bag in. Let's go in. All right. On three. One, two, three. That one was me. Yeah. Oh, Zee. Oh, Zee. I got your shoulder. I got your shoulder. I got your shoulder. I got your shoulder. I got your shoulder. All right. On three. One, two, three. You about to go with this. You don't want to take a picture out to be offended, you man. She don't want to be offended. She can't be offended. She got another minute. She don't want to be here without you. She can't be seen with that. Ah! Come on up here. Two. Don't give a fuck about your ass. Oh, man. What's up, OG? You drive now to go around. They not really do anything to you. They never do anything to you. They never do anything to you. Smile, say cheese, chatter. Make it better. On three. One, two, three. Hey, they dizzy on some real shit though. I got a hit with you. Hey, man. Ah! You ain't fit a layer. That ain't what we do. We ain't gonna layer. But I'm goofy, so I'm hot. You see me when I raise my hand. I know I need it. Huh? Why does she say that? Happy birthday. Thank you so much. Cheese on. I go over here so I can control myself. Did I turn around? And Chico is playing nuff with her. See, when she walked out, she said, she put that motherfucker in his face. She said, Chico. I mean, no! All right, on three. One, two, three. Let you know what we do come from the heart, man. Somebody else would have been offended. Anybody else would have did that. She'd have been ready to fight with that motherfucker. She wanted us to do that. Listen, that's what you call confidence. I don't care. What you call confidence? Nigga, somebody like that can walk around with confidence. But you sit down with both of your hands and they ain't doing shit complaining. Get your sire ass up. And do the nuff. Sit on the couch. On three. And she put her bag on the nuff. That's the handle. That's the door handle. That's important. She can make people look at her. She turned the bag around. Who wrote that for you? I don't know. That was a poem? Yeah. That was it. Because he had to pick up some Xanac for his Hispanic attack. That was crazy. You wrote that? That was a good one. What's up, bro? Disgusting pride. Hey, dude. How you doing? I'm good. Look, you want to open your eyes. I need you to open your eyes. How was that play? Good. One, two, three. Do it. Oh, my God. She's 30. She's a black belt. Game. $5 now before the game comes out. They get some midnight. That's the point. Bring it on. On three. One, two. What's up, bro? How you doing? You go to the freestyle session. We'll talk about it. Yo, let's sit here. Look, yo. Girls can rap, my nigga. One, two, one, two. Girls can rap, my nigga. Y'all shit on lock like the dreads in my head. Keep it real. Girls can rap, my nigga. Y'all shit on lock like the dreads in my head. Keep it real. Take it on the ground. Hold on. She's so long. Dude. She's strong. So. Get in the fifth show. All right, on three. One. Which way? One, two, three. She's strong like the ladies that do this. She's like this. There's a shit. Hey, no, bro. She's not cool. He ain't been that shit. What's up, guys? Fuck that one train mile, man. He's like that. What's up. What's up. What's up, guys? What's up, man? What's up, guys? Hey, bro. And I didn't express this. Daps out anyway. Let go. Appreciate it, oh, man. You should not be talking about a bitch. They're the best friends. They should have fuck on me. You know, it's only like two girls that know everything about you. It's one of them. Word, you got that good. You get it, come on play with it. You know, we're better than them mom and father. Go on, T. Go on, T. One, two, three. She liked your aluminum single T. She did it for you. Oh, man, yeah. What's that good looking? What's my man having to play for the Kansas City? Uh, Travis Kelsey. I'm just gonna get a spail off of that. I got a long beard. I got a long beard with him. Hey. On three. One, two, three. I liked that video. I was so happy to see that live there. You did. I don't like it. I don't want to shoot for her. I don't want to shoot for her. Man, I'm gonna get a spail off of that. Huh. Huh. You come and get a spail off of that. I see a piece of your hair, shut the time and call. Shut the time and call. Shut the time and call. Two, three. Well, I'd be scared to see that happen. Soon as I know you're one of them, I'll see you. Thank you. Y'all have a good one. I know the rules, not about rubber ankle. Y'all shit. What you doing with that? I ain't got nothing to do with it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. One, two, three. One, two, three. You gotta fit in. That misses us a little. You're a little straight master. You don't want to load us. You can't. You're standing in front of loads. Hey, man, don't we let them follow you around with shit? What's that African thing in there? This is my boy, boy. I don't know you. Burn them boy. This is my brother. Yeah. What's up with that? One, two, three. That lady was like, he by himself. He by himself. You look like your whole body is at your house watching love jokes. Come on up, you don't watch love jokes. Like you ain't jailed in animal prison. This is a teacher trying to use some hard work to build rape. Guys, guys, Monday. Man, it's the two of us. Get out of here. Don't forget, we're going to go with a study guy. We got a big test this Wednesday, guys. She can't be made up. Come here, girls. You like, you can stop me. I like that. I like that. Y'all know better than that guy. He's got that shit in him now. Hey, y'all stop it. Turn him loose. Turn him loose. One, two, three. This is if you have a speaker already. That's why he got his own beard. Oh, they got it. They ain't no way. They got a real recipe. He's... Man, you lying to me, OG. You lying to me? You said it wasn't a lie. Oh, no. One, two, three. Right now, for the show, I'll miss you. I'll miss you. What? Hey, man, you... I'll tell you that. What? He's deadass. They ain't no way. Three. Well, we got CD. Are we good? Come on in here. Oh, okay. She's moving while she's standing still. Her hands like a baby pig. Ha ha ha ha! How are you, baby? It's like you and your brother. The risks explains it all. Y'all know this is the students' billboard, though.