 Crime, the only thing all human societies have in common, stealing, cussing, parking in the boss's spot, are all crimes we see every day. But where did they come from? Hi, I'm Tony Crime. I come from a long list of crimeers and I'm here today to give you all the time on crime. In order to understand crime, we have to go back in time and trace the history of crime. Crime was invented in 1492 by the Italians. Now that we know how crime came to be, we can fast forward to today. Crimes are everywhere today. The reason for that? They're cool. There's no reward for following the law, but crimes are some of the most profitable ventures out there. Is your company struggling with high prices and regulations? Just commit crimes, stop paying people, dump that waste, break a couple legs. Did you think the law was mandatory? It's not, if you're making money. Laws are only there to make sure you don't do bad things, but making money is good, so who cares? In fact, the law is just legal crime. Here's a couple tips for you. Crime tip number one, if you hike 12 miles into the woods, international water rules apply. Crime tip number two, bribing a cop is only illegal if you don't give them enough money. Crime tip number three, babies legally cannot commit crime. Let's take a look at crime around the world. In New Zealand, committing crime is mandatory. People who commit the most crimes are considered the president in many countries. In some cultures, it's illegal not to commit crimes. My only crime is that I committed no crimes. Incredible, what do we think crime will be like in the future? All crime will be legal. Entering a robo zone will be grounds for immediate mind prison. Prisons will be illegal and everyone will be a cop. Wow, we learned a lot about crime today, and that's saying a lot for me, Tony Crime. Goodbye.