 Welcome to Jenna's Wretched Salon! I know you see by the name of this title what's gonna go down right now. This has been a trend on the internet for a while now so I'm fairly late to this but I don't care I want to do it I've never done it and it's gonna make a mess so say goodbye to your belongings. But I want to... I'm going to give Julian a very festive Christmas man-cover! It's like a man makeover. Man-cover! Did you just assume that I'm getting a makeover? Yeah I want to give him a glitter beard and some glitter brows. Get that out of your mouth. Get him out of your mouth. I watched one YouTube tutorial about how to do this so I'm just hoping for the best. Why don't you put some beard oil on first because this is kind of long and the tutorial I watched was for like a shorter beard so we're just gonna have to audible. Thank you I appreciate you saying that about my beard. It's pretty meaty. Oh weird word for that. Too much don't get it on your face then the glitter is gonna stick to your face. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you have a nice day. No this green and this red. I don't want you to isolate my goatee I don't ever want to have a goatee. No it's not. It's literally not. So I'm gonna use this little dabby dab in the greeny green and I'm gonna put it on your goatee. Why are we doing the goatee? Because it's gonna look cute and festive. Don't look so happy. We're having fun. It's Christmas. It's fun. So I'm just pressing the pigment into his beard rather aggressively. Alright this is like a red loose powder. Oh it's not loose at all. It's a cream. Oh no. I remember the first time I bought makeup. Why don't you just let me do this? No. It's my salon. If you're gonna have that kind of attitude here you can get out. Okay. No come back. Yeah. No really what's your favorite part about Christmas? I like the red cups at Starbucks although I hate the red cups at Starbucks because they offend my religion. What's your religion? Anti-Red Red Cup. My favorite thing about Christmas is going to a store and watching people be rude to the checkout people because they're so stressed. So that was step one. How do you feel? Wow. Wow. Can we do your eyebrows? Turn your face to me. I can't do your makeup when you're staring into this. Which way do I look? Stage left or stage right? Shut the fuck up. Are you ready? I'm ready. You have makeup on. Ew. Don't. You're fucking nasty. Step two according to the tutorial is some Elmer's Glow. You're putting that on my face? Yeah. And your beard. Oh you just did both. Oh god there's glue on my face. I'm not working little small sections you know so I'm gonna do this part right here. I'm gonna press in red glitter. Oh my god. Can't wait until we're done with this video. You just fucking block you on Twitter. You're gonna block me after this video? Yeah. Oh it's cute. I already blocked you. Stop doing that face. Stop it. It looks good. Alright put your face up and move. I'll put my face down. Please turn to me. I'm divorcing you. We're not married. Does it feel good at least? Literally no. I also have a thick chunky glitter that we can add. What do you think about that? Maybe let's just cross that shitty stupid bridge when it comes. It looks so funny because it's red underneath. It looks ridiculous. You are wet with glue. No don't tell me what I am. Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone. You know I like my beer just like I like my coffee. How's that? Without glue in it. I want to put some chunky glitter in there. What the fuck does that mean? This is chunky glitter. Look at it. Oh it's just thicker. Chunks. Just like some accents of chunk. That's how I like to describe my vomit. Merry Christmas. Don't choke me. Don't choke me. Choke me. Give me your eyebrows. Give you them? You know I'm going to ship them UPS next day. How do you want to ride over easy? Big time in the whopper? Alright I want your eyebrows going straight up. For real though is this going to come off? Yeah you'll be fine. Like drag queens glue their eyebrows down all the time. It's fine. Oh yeah. Open your eye. Yeah. It looks like you just all of a sudden started feeling yourself like you really you looked at the camera and you turned into that like. Oh I'm not going to lie I look pretty fucking cool right now. Probably got the chunky one in my mouth. That's what she said. Because there was really chunky penis. Who describes their own penis as chunky? Chunky. There's some junk in the trunk instead of chunk in the front. Can you imagine someone's like rider profile being like chunky penis. Junk in the trunk and chunk in the front. Yo let us write your your grinder profile. Let us write your grinder profile. Oh my god Julian. I'm feeling myself. My god. Don't breathe like that. Stop. Do you want like some just glitter on your on your lids? No please no. Come on just a little on your lids. Do you want like a Josh Dunn eyeshadow look? Do I want a Josh Dunn eyeshadow look? Yes. All right it's coming. A Christmas tree cosplaying as Josh Dunn. We had something good going and I think I may have just turned it into something. I looked like I just got beat up. No you're a tree cosplaying as Josh Dunn. Oh my god. You actually just made me Halloween Santa. What are you laughing at? You're like fucking terrifying. I'll show you terrifying. Hey kids come here. This is not what I wanted at all. Nobody wanted this. I'm just gonna clean you up a little. I made a terrible mistake. I mean that's nice. That's very Daga Super Bowl. I only have three hours left. Can we hurry up? I have to go to McDonald's. No you don't. Yeah I do. Ronald McDonald's mean me that. I have to pitch something to him. What are you gonna pitch? A baseball. He wants to play catch. You look so festive. Don't don't don't. You're gonna make a mess. I'm not making a mess. I'm not making a mess about anything. Julianne. Subscribe. Block. I like doing your makeup. We could work out some sort of belong chart. How the fuck was that? I didn't see anything. Keep your fucking chunky penis out of this. Make sure you subscribe to our channel. We make new videos every never. I'm done. Do you know who I am? Do you? I don't know who I am. Tell me who I am. I think it looks really cool and I think that you should wear this all the time. What I like about it is that it's subtle on like three levels. One I look like I just finished killing someone like right now. Are we done? Thank you for being good sport. It was really fun to give you a Christmas man cover. I hope that you liked it. I'm also doing vlogmas every day on my vlog channel. Julianne is doing vlogmas with me. Channel models vlog. Check it out. Vlogmas. Thank you guys for watching. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out a newsletter with Zay Slashlers. They put that down. Bye. Later bees. Meet me outside and kill me please. See you guys next week. Bye. Stop.