 Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Movie Feuds. This week in Celebration to Men in Black 3, we decided to do a little time travel of our own to go back and review the original. Here come the Men in Black. Stop it. We talked about this. We're not singing the theme song. It's catchy. Will Smith's good. We're not doing it. Galaxy Defenders. I told you, you want to do it. Men in Black walks a very thin line between reality and almost a cartoonish nature which sets it apart from Will Smith's other Alien movie, Independence Day. I mean the musical scores, the costumes, the set pieces all have almost a surreal appeal to them. All the songs except for Big Willie's style masterpiece. Here comes the Men in Black. Even though there's a tinge of sarcasm, I did actually own that album and listened to it in its entirety. I'm sure you did. It's up there with the greats, Kessha's TikTok, Nicki Minaj's Starships. I'm picking up that hint of sarcasm, but I think part of you strongly believes what you're saying right now. So with Will Smith's over-the-top personality and Tommy Lee Jones' lack of one, you would think this would be something better suited for a Tyler Perry show on TBS. This was a film that almost nobody wanted to be in. I mean, Chris O'Donnell turned down the role of Jay. Wow. Clint Eastwood turned down the role of Kay. Quinn Tarantino turned down the director's role. Even Will Smith was going to turn down the role until his wife had to talk him into it. Jay Kay? That's a thing. So there's other people in this flick, I think, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. Will Smith does his best to chew up every piece of scenery in this thing. And Tommy Lee Jones is just trying to make it through every scene. I mean, I think he puts his sunglasses on just to take a little nap between scenes. Pop on the Ray Bands. Smith will be done here soon, Tommy. Ripped horns in the background, wandering around. Oh, and there's a dog named Frank who talks. Of course. So there is a plot, I guess, something about Oreo's belt or Orion's belt. I don't know. I'm too occupied with Will Smith just soaking me in with his charm and his wit. Yeah, I mean, first they go bust the guy from Monk and then they go bust the guy from Law and Order of Criminal Intent. It's like they're making their way through a Saturday afternoon programming on USA. Nice. Thanks. You're late. Sit down. A couple of my favorite scenes, the one where he's taking a test and he's kind of in that little egg-shaped chair and he moves the table over in the quiet little... She's awkward. And you can't forget the shooting range scene where he's, you know, missing all the aliens because they're just minding their own business, but he takes the shot to the fore to the four-year-old little girl holding the quantum physics book. Edwards, what the hell happened? Hesitated. May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die? Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir. So any real gripe I have with this thing is the lack of villain. I mean, there is one, but he's maybe got 10 minutes of screen time and little to do. That's why it feels like this movie is only about 25 minutes long. In reality, it's maybe about an hour and a half, but it takes Will Smith an hour to join the team in about 20 minutes to save the world. Then he got the 10 minutes of, you know, credits with the Will Smith song. Yeah, yeah. There may be even a Wild Wild West feature ed in there as well, I'm not sure. Yeah, a rerelease of Will Elnium, the awesome Will Smith album that came out years before. You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good. So we're going to have to cut this review short because we don't want to surpass the runtime of the actual film. I liked it. You know, I kind of love it. I'm going to give it 18 UFOs out of 24. That makes no sense. Wow. Doesn't matter. I thought it was a great movie too. One of Will Smith's better kind of, you know, kid-ish action movies. I'm going to give it 17 Ray-Ban sunglasses out of 27. What? Really? A phone call? That was Nicki Minaj and Starship. So with Will Smith's over-the-top personality and Tommy Lee Jones' lack of one, you would think that this would be something better suited for Tyler Perry's House of Smith son. House of Smith. He's kind of seeing all the new crazy behind-the-scenes shit. Just to throw us where we're at. I think I need to go ahead and saw this review short. Saw what? Let's not be creative with it. Let's just say it. Let's get through this.