 I'm an intuitive eater, veganism is healthy. All right guys, welcome back to the channel. If you're new, my name is Bobby Geis. Today we're gonna react to the vegan view. Why you might ask? No idea, they just did a taste test. Let's have a look. Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of the vegan view. So today we are coming at you with yet another Trader Joe's taste test. Let's start with this one, the vegan meatless meat eaters pizza. Vegan meatless meat eaters pizza. Yeah, well, that is a tongue twister, but absolutely rational and logical. If you are a vegan, which should imply vegetables, you are definitely seeking something that is meatless, but tastes exactly like meat. Yes. It's a fully loaded plant-based pizza with meatless pepperoni-style slices, meatless Italian sausage-style crumbles, meatless chorizo sausage-style crumbles, and vegan mozzarella shreds. Yes, all of those words create emotions within you, especially the meatless, I'm sure. Yes, oh my God. Yeah. That meat lovers was everything. Definitely. I love the sausage on pizza. Yeah, this is one of my favorites. Okay, oh, I'm so excited. I'm paroling. I'm super excited, me too. You didn't melt complete a toaster oven, so it may be different if you did it in a full oven. It's actually fantastic. It reminds me of my vegan days. I found a vegan cheese, and on the vegan cheese, it stated, this actually melts. Yes, this is how crappy vegan cheese is. It is just plant oil gunk. It is simply plastic. This is why they have to make sure that some of them actually do melt. It is absolutely disgusting. Those ladies, of course, want cheese. Cheers. Cheers. Okay, I would eat this every day. Yeah, eat the pepperoni. It's really good. It's convincing as well. Mm. The sausage tastes just like that. This is a really good frozen dough, too. Mm-hmm. So about the meat lovers, meatless pizza, all you have to say is that the dough is good. I'll rest my case. You don't have anything to say. Here goes you did it again. I think if you're new to being vegan and you're looking for something to replace that with, this is a great alternative. I always say, like, don't think in that mentality of, like, oh, I'm going to replace all my favorites. But I do think, like, there's certain things that are nostalgic. And if you really feel like you're craving, like, a meaty pizza, this is going to hit the spot for sure. So if you feel you're craving a meaty pizza, let's just say meat, then this hits the spot. If your body signalizes that it wants real meat, you're going to give him fake meat. And then you're going to say, I'm an intuitive eater. Veganism is healthy. How come that you're still craving meat? Guys, you're completely delusional. You're completely delusional and brainwashed by social media. No human being that has no access to social media would ever come to the conclusion that it is a good idea to remove all the animal foods. No healthy, sane human being would ever come to the conclusion that it is a good idea to malnourish yourself. And no healthy, mentally adequate human being would ever come to the idea that it is a good idea to then replace those foods with processed gunk. Wow. I've been across, like, for a frozen pizza. The thing I would add is more meat. Yeah, because it's so good. More sausage. I feel like more pepperoni. At least, you're honest. Tony, at the toppings. They just need more sausage and more pepperoni. Sausage is good. More sausage. Okay, but I would probably... I feel like there's better vegan cheeses out there. So Trader Joe's just doesn't... They don't always, like, hit it with vegan cheese. No, man. Let's get one thing straight. Pizza is and was the ultimate peasant food. Every single time when the peasants didn't have enough animal foods because that's the only thing that was considered real food, then they would have pizza. They would make a base out of dough or of wheat, which they usually would avoid. And then they would stack it with what was left over. Some meat, a little bit of cheese, just to get by. Obviously, if they would have the choice, they would rather eat a steak. But pizza entered our culture. We grew accustomed to liking it. And now we get to the next level. Not only are we eating peasant food to begin with, but now we're gonna replace the last precious real food on the pizza with fake food as well. Bravo. You can see some people being like, oh, I don't like... It's honestly the way it looks. It tastes not melted, which is what you would expect. Imagine saying that about real food. Nobody ever would. Do it and it's not so bad. I think it is their mozzarella shreds, probably that they sell separately. So if you like those, then you'll definitely like it. That's bomb. I'm gonna give that a 9.5 out of 10, just leaving that 0.5 for, you know, a better cheese option. But everything else is so good. I wouldn't change a thing. I'm gonna give it... Yeah, just give it half a point minus because cheese isn't really important on a pizza, is it? The 8.75. I just want some more meat on there, but it's really delicious. And I will definitely be purchasing this for my freezer. Definitely. I think I would give it a 9 out of 10. You want some more meat on there, but still you're gonna buy it. Why? Where's the logic in that? Why don't you buy some meat if you want some meat? Same thing, more sausage, more pepperoni, maybe a different cheese that melts a little more, but I will... So maybe more meat and maybe real cheese. Definitely buy this again. Good job, Trader Joe. Yay, starting off strong. Yeah, great job. So these are the organic veggie bites and they're organic vegetables and sometimes it's cut off right there, so I can't see. I guess they're just veggie balls, veggie bites? Yeah, they're almost... So how does it matter if it is organic or not? It is just some parade vegetables and then batter it. This is kind of... This is veggies? Seriously? This is so adorable, though. I can't get angry. Those ladies simply do not know what they're doing to their bodies. The sunflower seeds were throwing me off a bit because they're adding like a different texture. Everything else is so mushy and then the sunflower seeds are kind of crunchy. I like it, but... They're gluten-free, so that's good. They are done. I feel like this is a good little healthy little snack. They kind of remind me of like tater tots, but with no potato, just a bunch of veggies and stuff. I wonder if this would be a good thing to give to kids because it's like tater veggies, but it tastes almost like a tater tot. Like you could literally dip this in ketchup and it would give you that same like tater tot vibe. Like definitely so much better than a tater tot because it's like, you cook these in the air fryer too and then there's, you know, you're not frying them. I think I was gonna say I wish it was like a little more flavorful, but I would dip this in ketchup or like hot sauce or something and I think that would add the flavor that I'm looking for. Or some spices. Definitely. You get like actual chunks of veggies. Like there's like full piece of broccoli in there. I like that a lot actually. Wow. I mean you give that like an eight and a half. Okay, so why is it good for kids? Why is it healthy? Why? Just because you've been told that certain vegetables are healthy for you. No matter how you get them in, right? Just get some broccoli and put into a capsule next time and swallow it because it is so, so healthy. Now you better this, you fry it air fryer or not. It doesn't matter. Essentially you're trying to hide the taste. Why do you try to hide the taste? Why do vegetables taste horrific to children? Could it be that those children simply do not know what is healthy and what not? Sure, first we need to indoctrinate those children. First we need to tell them what is healthy. They have no intuition. They're eating your dinner, eat your dinner. While you're hiding your broccoli, but you'll eat your chicken. Baby tigers, baby lions, baby monkeys in nature, they do not know what is good for them. Man, we are all born with an intuition and it's being destroyed by media. It's being destroyed by our society. This is why we end up like this. This is why you ladies believe some fried, parade mush of vegetables that you would never find anywhere else but in your supermarket is a healthy choice for children. Absolutely terrible. You can definitely buy these again and just like keep them on hand. It's hard to get in vegetables. So if you're like me and you have a hard time eating vegetables in, this has carrots, celery, onions, sweet potatoes. So you don't like vegetables, but you are a vegan. All you eat is vegetables on some level or the other, only because you process it and package it doesn't make it meat. Do you understand? You hate your food. Me as a meat eater, I love my food. I love it. I love ribs. I love burgers. I love steaks. I love tata. I love meat, raw or cooked or grilled. I love meat. It is delicious. I don't have to hide my meat. I love it. You on the other hand, call yourself a vegan but you hate vegetables. So you take vegetables, excuse me, companies take vegetables and process them into gunk that you can then fry in order to enjoy your food. Wow. Cale, broccoli, tomatoes, brown rice flour, sunflower seeds, and then a few other seasonings. Oh, they're packed. Yeah. Packed. I feel like an ape. It's a little mushy. Maybe if that was a little more like crispy. Yeah. Yeah. On the inside too though. It's like a little too mushy. I think it's really great for kids. That's what you think. Why do you think that? You don't even like it. It's not for people who just need their veggies. For kids, I'll give it a 10 out of 10. Who are those people that just need their veggies? A 10. For me, I'll give it a seven and a half. Give it a minus 100. We all know what you're thinking. Seven and a half. Scrambled with soy chorizo. Got vegetables, chunky scrambled tofu, soy chorizo and vegan... It looks like a toy. Style shreds. On first look, there's like chunks of kale in here. Yeah. For like a frozen breakfast thing. Like I'm impressed. Smells really cheesy. It smells bomb. Why are you impressed? Again, you ladies. You have zero nutritional understanding. And listen, I'm not mad. I know that this is the state of our society. I can't expect that everybody understands nutrition. But what makes me mad? To an extent. It is that you guys have been brainwashed. That you guys are victims. And now you're creating more victims of your brainwashing. You have no idea what you talk about. Kale is absolutely toxic. So why are you happy that there is kale in your food? Why? You don't understand why. The only reason why you say this is because somebody told you on social media, in the TV, that kale is healthy. Not even goats nor sheep will go anywhere near kale. But it's absolutely toxic. It will destroy your health. At first I was a little worried looking at it with the cheese on top. It looked a little plasticky, but it's actually super tasty. No, the cheese is good with it. The cheese is really good. Put a little hot sauce on there and a little salsa on there. Oh. Yeah. It doesn't even need it though. That's the thing. It's like so flavorful. And I'm really glad that they like definitely seasoned the tofu. You know, sometimes when you get a tofu scramble at like a restaurant and it's like, that's like their vegan option is a tofu scramble and you're like, cheese, like could they at least put like- Yeah, fantastic. But in the end, again, what are you trying to do? You essentially try to recreate scrambled eggs. That's all. Instead of eating free range, organic eggs, no, you cannot do that. You have to eat plastic food. You have to eat plastic chorizo, plastic soy slop tofu. For what? Why do you do this to yourself? All on it. Like it's like- A little pepper. There's no seasonings on it. And it's just like very bland. There's a proper amount of seasonings on it. Like when I make it at home, I put like cumin and paprika, like all the things. And you can tell that they had that in this. Normally- Yeah, you have to put all of this onto your food because it tastes terrible. For some stuff like this, I'm always wanting to add salt and pepper and anything saucy because it's super dry. But this is actually fine on its own. If you do runny eggs, they're not super dry. Yeah, it's really good. So good. 10 out of 10 for me. I was gonna say 10 out of 10. There's nothing I would do to make it better. I would definitely, definitely keep this in my freezer for like those mornings where you're running late and you know you need to eat something hearty. This will definitely fill you up and satisfy you. Eatin' half. Good job, Trey O'Jones. Just a side note. I'm not convinced that there are four vegans anyways, especially not that one here in the middle. Looks still too healthy. I assume they're simply show vegans. Apples and onions and, uh, it's really good. The cheese is just like my favorite part. Yeah. I mean, Trey O'Jones, why are we not selling that cheese? I was just gonna ask, do they have that cheddar like in a bag? Maybe they do. We just haven't seen it. Yeah, maybe. So good. So good. Another gluten-free option. So good. All right, guys. And this is it, way too long. I think I got my point across. It is always the same scenario. Years and years after quitting veganism, people still fall into this trap. It is mind boggling to see that those people are so removed from their food. When I was a vegan, I of course did it wrong as well, but at least I tried to eat whole foods. I was eating all kinds of whole grains, all kinds of beans, fruits, vegetables in their whole state, all of it because I considered myself a vegan that eats vegetables. But nowadays, all you see, they're starving for meat. They hate vegetables. They call themselves vegan because somebody told them it's the right thing to do. All right, guys, but this is it. If you liked the video, leave it a thumbs up. If you haven't subscribed already, guys, please do so. And if you want to support this channel, all the links are in the description box below. Thank you so much for your support. And as always, may God bless you all. Much love and peace.