 We should standardize an intro for this. That's what all real podcast entertainment shows do. Yeah, we're a little line on branding. I feel like that would be nice. I feel like if we just set our brand better, then more people will be able to get into it. And if we want many people to get into it, because it's the most insane S9, not a real show show. And so we need that initial branding marketing to get them into a show that is not about marketing or having any sort of defined motivation. I feel like the fact that the routing market's calculator is this obscure niche of a niche of a niche is the biggest part of the appeal. I know. Yeah, you're right. But I feel like no matter what, it will be niche. It will be that it's totally unbrandable. It's so obscure, but it's also so specific. I kind of like the idea of making it a show that kind of carries itself like it's a big deal in spite of being the least known thing. I love the fact that even though the BCP or the reference calculator is completely like basically unknown, it shouldn't be. It was like no one cared. Like no one watches it. It has the most dedicated fan base of any PCP show. And no matter what, no matter what release or when we release it, no matter the content of the video, people will rejoice that there's new reference calculers. And then you'll have comments on the normal PCP episode saying Ben and Munchie, just keep doing our reference calculers. Like you're better on that. Just keep doing that. Well, we don't spoil them. We don't spoil them with the RFCK content. Yeah. I would like, here are the two things that I want to increase its brand. And these are the only two. I want to have a standardized intro that will take literally less than two seconds and I want to release it in monthly. We should definitely release it in monthly at the very least. Are we on right now? Yes. Is this going to be on the show? This discussion? Let me just make sure. Yes. That's fine. I'm just wondering. Okay. Okay. Our intro. How about... Okay. This is genius. Okay. It's like we each say one word, but like you take turns. So it's like rowdy. Fuckers. Cop. Killers. Fuck. That's pretty good. I mean, it's a start. Let's... All right. So RFCKers, cop, killers. And then we should both at the same time play and then whatever. And the thing about the verb play is that it's not like a let's play specific thing. So we can have RFCKers play me channel or we can have RFCKers play being in the park. Like in real life. Yeah. Or maybe it could be something more like do or like... Do New York. Or like on. Roddy Fuckers cop killers on Broadway. Yeah. The musical. Imagine Roddy Fuckers cop killers the musical. RFCKers cop killers in the Sports Resort. I like that. I like that. We're in it. So Roddy Fuckers cop killers. Actually now I'm thinking do you like Roddy Fuckers cop killers or do you like Roddy Fuckers cop killers? Oh, okay. In Canon. You are the cop killer. I am the Roddy Fucker. Okay. That's... I always forget. Yeah. Yeah. After the Roddy Fuckers cop killers, there should be like a sound sting. Like a sound effect of like gunshots. Like... That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm like, Roddy Fuckers cop killers. Maybe like some police sirens. Yeah. And I love... I love those guys. That we never played particularly violent games. We always played baby shit. Like we're the toughest fucking gangs. Like we just came over to selling drugs and killing crooked cops. That's all you fucking do. I love that. Okay, okay. So we're gonna go with in. Okay. I think we do Roddy Fuckers cop killers. Go back and forth like that. And then should we do in? In. And then title? In We Sports Resort. Okay. I like that. When people hear that intro and get strapped in, only to find that the podcast is primarily like We Sports and My Little Pony drama. Yeah. And then like... It's like long sections of us saying um and then and. And then also like punctuated by moments of us getting really mad about how the video game is too hard for us to play. The We Sports episode was particularly like incredible. We thought it was a competition, but we were both so geared up and ready to like just like try our all that none of us talked. And the only time that we did talk, we were just doing ass night insults. God, the motion controls just don't work. But you can't do it. But now we're here. We have the webcam fixed. Yeah. We're ready. Oh yeah, this is Roddy Fuckers cop killers live. Take two. Yeah. Take two. We're right in there fucking wrong. Um, should we... I think picking me up by the way, the microphone. Wait, say something. Hey, it's me. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in this episode too every time. Yeah. I'm just really on the couch in the same room. You're on the Switch one. Was I? Yeah. Cool. I think you were in that room. That's right. That's right. Yeah. We're doing strategy fuckers. Yeah, you're on the chapters. Oh no. We were coming from the intro. You're on. You're on. We're coming. Fuckers. Cops. Killers. And we sports resort. Baby. Mother fucker. Fuck. Cops. Yeah. I'm... Fucking wrong. We're... I want Diggie to make some sort of rap. But I also want him to be rapping. I want him to like write a rap for us to produce or something. Yes. It's got to be like the most intercity jungle V.S. you know you know me and my friends in high school actually wrote a rap we wrote like a shitty gangster rap let's use that um I was a my my gangster persona was super hard red snapper yeah it was my yeah get it's bad but here it is give it up a super hard red snapper get up in his grill and he's going to bust a capo yo a s spraying out buck shot and punching and kicking and keeping those fat beats red hot like the bitches my homie slap his guy no pants host life it's got the right stuff always with a bunch of hoes show them he makes a bunch of hoes and wears one out if I was two more see he pretty fly but then my man chewy is one host sticking ass kicking thugger and that's why we call him the monkey smuggler cuz he go eat shit if we don't link your face and pistol whip your chicken ass all over the place yeah he's a goddamn credit to the white race then do you understand how the syllables of what you're saying can easily perfectly be changed right for this pop those instead of red hot whippersnapper red snapper super hot red and literally chewy munchy this is literally the easiest song in the entire world to change should we just sit I just cannibalize my old yes literally yes I used to have a beat my friend Ryan wrote a beat for and there was like a chorus it's like you think you got something to say and I'll break your knees it's just and all the guys saying is just bitch please a bitch please then this is a marketing supernova this is the nexus of marketing this is the black hole we're all friends I was I was the cop cars hood much like how I wear the KKK hood and the tone and I was I was just meant I was just going through the second verse of the rap and I was thinking oh this is actually really great actually like this verse better but then towards the end it really dates itself really hard with references to Osama bin Laden and Anna Nicole Smith all right here we should do after this or you know fucking on it all right let's write this down where we will never play the game we will never start playing this is all pre-show since we haven't done our intro yet so how many fuckers USA is a mythical metropolis where Osama bin Laden and here still on the fucking so we should definitely work on this though we see I want you to like type out this rap we can easily be changed to rubber exactly a brand easily we need a beat because like it had a beat I don't have to beat me we just get um you know so much producer uh okay well we could literally make totally do not mind candlelight we should reach the beat someone made for sooner dad the only place they're very similar aesthetic shows okay yeah that's fine we can have my grab and your show's beat we can combine them yeah yeah that's that makes sense right perfect um remember that I'll type it out yeah that's me some time I'll take it won't take it very long okay yeah and then we'll set it out I'll choose various to be really popular thing which I don't think will be hard like like like just like do the first line again like replace the name with reference calculus uh yeah well okay I'm having ethical concerns because I wrote one verse well I wrote one verse my friends were the other I forget which one I wrote whatever it doesn't matter it's like I'm curious yeah uh yeah it's parody okay try to get ready with reference calculus being instead of your record what um um what is the first verse of the rap uh I forget how it starts um it's like red snapper super red shit I can't remember how the rap that I just sang started yep it's a good thing this is fucking record because you he's literally gone out of your mind through one mouth to the ethane uh this is the right first time for me you want is been saying um and then looking up the sky because he does that literally every episode red snapper red snapper here's the intro super hard red snapper wait there's super hard red snapper chewy the monkeys fucking started that was like a flash in the pan it's gone do you want to start our let's play of the channel we're not doing we sports resort well we gotta make some needs first okay all right the intro wait hold on it's coming rowdy fuckers cop killers and me officially started here we are we're ready to do this fucking bullshit we're ready to start cleaning the channel as hard as we can we're going to hard as a motherfucker we're gonna do this to the best of our ability that's really what we've got so far hey is that you yes me hey that's me we don't actually have to make these because we got them where's my base ben spins it's made by god may yeah you know here here here look i want to update my uh wait i think i think i have to use yours what the fuck i know this really fucking with the theme let me just oh yeah that i'm player one yeah you you come to me munchie you come to me insisting that i'd be player one i i how do you ask your shoulder responsibility i rash controller out of your hand and i and i thrust upon you a new wemo and i said my god you can tell the we was created in a less advanced age as there are only two genders to choose from yeah it is this meeting is this right oh my god it's me he's all jaundiced i know here we just like leave your bottom left you're somewhere between there i go you're somewhere between two three and four monster i'm the monster no one deserves yet everyone shall obtain all of me jumping this is the worst guy ever jay jones oh i never i've already told the the we you torture character uh description to what is the we you torture the we torture is a character that i came up with for a nate you're looking hairy busy uh uh for a for a camp i came up with for a series of novels that have not starred yet and are could probably be called failing and never to exist but god damn it one day they will probably never but still uh we're working on it mean mean even have made a a a a a a novel idea it's quite a novel idea anyway uh there's a character called the we you torture his real name is arthur we alan and he uh i forget the entirety of the story but just first to show that he stomps like as hard as he can we use over and over again it is a fetishistic urge that he smashes we only we use yes only we use because he wanted me sony playstation five bomb for his thirst for his thirst for his parents who i believe is the the evil ceo of twitch in the story tom twitch uh get him a we you instead which was about 1500 generation of video games behind uh well god i mean i can understand i can understand why he's a little fucked up i know that's why he's dedicated his life to torturing we use we need some fair of the we use torture even though i already have design firms you know what you make will be can what what is my hand what do i is this i kind of like that one on the bottom right this one did this is i mean it's a little small maybe you could go back one go back no no it's back one page okay i think that the middle one there bottom bottom middle hmm that one's okay i i i this is me yeah i mean right yeah i mean it's not far off we keep keep going a little bit maybe it'll be like a like a slightly slightly froyer one yeah that's what we need there's no Jew from the the me character creators so fucking limited even on like the switch it's so fucking like bare bones and shit yeah fucking you win some what were my eyebrows well they're kind of triangular okay go go over page look at me again uh hmm kind of like knuckle joe eyebrows they're kind of like they're kind of thickest in the middle they kind of get thicker in the back one i don't really have this one that one's not bad i was looking at that one yeah yeah oh what what about this if i angle this a certain way let's try the try that one you know actually top right yeah you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is the real shit all right eyes when i was a little kid i used to always like without question go go for these eyes really yeah i mean they've certainly got their charms i have like i have like thin eyes right okay a little bit okay here guys you're kind of almost kind of almost like this i like the one to the right of that yeah uh yeah that's better okay this is a charm god um i i have a big fat one so either this one or this one probably this one i think that one yeah that's good right no that's not that big okay yeah i like that you have your small mouth that small do i have a noticeable lips yeah yeah they're noticeable they're not huge oh no you have a you have like a pretty pronounced like the curve you know okay like like this no it's like it's like that wait a little the right to the right on the bottom make it small and be pretty close one one more down there yeah yeah and maybe move it down a little well actually no no it's good there okay i i think we're actually you don't make your eyes a little smaller okay actually there might be yes okay we're getting somewhere okay uh go try the experience right i'm fucking love making these by the way i know this is great i used to do this what literally what i would do every sleepover was we would want to play super special it's probably me and my offline friends but we just get so caught up making these and we're just the entire night making these i'm just telling stories about what we've done during the most absolutely incredible i mean i think these ones are pretty good i i like i like okay okay i don't think they're there's none that i think is like an obviously better fit but i think that they're other ones that could work so i feel like this mouth does not fit me simply because it does not communicate that i'm a little shit i mean i think it looks pretty i think this actually actually that one's pretty good that that i am a little shit i think it's a little less photo it's a little less anatomically accurate but it's more like totally spiritually right yeah yeah okay that's pretty good all right i like fit me kind of glasses yeah i wish i had half right yeah yeah actually we can maybe maybe use the bigger the wider ones i think that looks a little closer to the reality of the situation this guy looks nice this guy actually looks like oh if i make i look like me i make like based off like the way i draw myself yeah which oh god you know what i do that i fucking hate or is that i always i i i do the web comic artist curse of making myself look better than i do in real life yeah um i kind of do i just made my guy look as generic as possible so i don't know i mean everyone does it i don't blame it like it annoys me when i see other people do it but not too much because i totally understand why the compulsion is there yeah um because you don't want to like just like like no and like and like constantly portray yourself as being yeah you guys have a poop yeah the last part of the poop doesn't want to come out oh my god like inside your butt all day that's what the like shit stool is for like the thing that you put your feet up i yeah i know i have never used it but i have heard oh okay okay there are so many points i want to make here like the entire content space like this just short exchange right here with by the way we are literally the green triangle of intellect right now what does that mean we're arranged i don't know but i agree and support it okay first of all i i've heard the shit stool does that mean that all in the web dies yeah i've never tried the shit so but i've heard of it and so now whenever i take a shit i go like this is like as like big as i can and i still have never tried the technique um there was a chair in my bathroom like next to my toilet yeah we did both of them i use it as the shit stool oh my god we are the same way i haven't had to but maybe i should maybe i should just fight that bullet do it we all gotta make it up it's it's ready for the shit stool i had an irritable bowel syndrome to the point where they had to stick someone's hand up my ass really yeah yeah i know wait he's gonna go away yes does that i didn't know if you go away uh i think well i think i had some sort of like weird option of it where it like it was like i had a symptom is the symptoms of it but i didn't actually have something like that oh god and so it's sick so so so the last shit like the experience you have of trying to get the shit out like like the last one that you've just tried was every part of the shit forever oh my god so i spent like oh all right the real triangle of intellect ladies you know and hashtag that shit do you want to this is kind of weird but i'm into it okay yeah looks good and so i don't be on the toilet for like oh camera too i don't even notice that yeah i didn't fuck it it's static mingle wait yeah okay let's turn the mic so because this then again well uh who cares we can we can breathe down once you hear a little louder just like you short hair like i would describe it as like some sort of friendly uh uh uh hitchhiker that is too friendly and so you don't trust them and you drive past them good like you would work in a library i like that i love libraries are like the only i love the fact that they're still place where people are not allowed to make noise or like a or like a news room or like a need like a printing here you are like me oh hell yeah did you have do you have any experience in the making of oh you didn't give yourself a beard let's see here i guess the beard on should i make a me that looks like me or should i make a fucking freak of hell make one that looks like you and then we can do once okay hey what's up with the the the obs is not showing the entire thing what do you mean well like look how little of the video it's capturing um yeah sure has it been doing it this whole time yeah but i don't really care oh it looks it sucks that's fine no get the whole thing in there man i am i'm doing that right now hey yeah i'll beat you up listen to the man that would be funny if it weren't physically impossible yeah come back with some real as come next time kid well listen i bet you didn't even go to los andulis i mean i don't want to dox my birthday uh i could put a question mark that's not fucking paranoid i become i don't want to dox my birthday because yeah they can find someone might give me a fucking present i don't want to see it someone might be all right all right this is the real shit right it's not cool it's professional dude do you want to you want to get out underneath the mic oh yeah what should i do to get out from underneath the mic uh we since we're since we're doing wait i needed to get out from under the under its thumb we could put it backwards how is this okay wait how is this any better around the chair and then move the thing around is its axis this is some fucking permutative triangle of intellect geometry arrange the you know point the microphone towards the center of the galaxy let it let it and then i'm going to become 10 times faster i made me a favor to help us okay well play your cards right maybe maybe one day you'll earn that title it's well it's not any better because it's still right in front of you yeah it's true favorite color it used to be yellow don't don't dox favorite color guess i'm taking it back i don't give a fuck that actually looks quite bad yeah unfortunate i'm purple here we go um i'm always uh well i'm sure the audience all right how will you know um say something no yeah he says something hey there i i think i just have a powerful diaphragm we just have some sort of whoa it's working are you because i'm not seeing anything hello hi it's me munchie it's working like i don't think it's getting in here i mean i'm sorry audience that i'm like hello no hello hello no no no it's i think there's just the back side of the mic wait this is the back of the mic no i i just rotated was i think and so i i think i have no fucking clue i have no fucking car hey hey hey hey it's me saying words hold on i'm sure this sounds really good for me this is rowdy fucking stop killies everyone ah it's fine it's getting our voice follow us on twitter at rowdy fucking stop it's getting our voice yeah what else could be recording from i don't know i'm sure right now it's like it thinks i'm louder when i'm over here you know what's probably is doing yeah that's jesse for you yep got it oh yes i forgot i forgot how much i love oh you know what it's doing what which is fine is it recording through the laptop speakers yes i do that's fine no it sucks ass not so right so can we just get this fucking microphone out of here um yes the microphone is not recording no this thing's a complete waste it's gonna sound really bad um i don't i'm not that concerned with that i don't really mind that but yeah okay that's a bummer i feel like we're right i just like us you don't care about stuff like audio quality yeah yeah yeah the problem is that this is not plugged in is the problem let's just plug this in and see what happens you know i read somewhere like i'm like cracked that like parting your hair to the right looks more masculine to the left like with the part on the right that's what was like because like i was reading the article i'm like wait what do you mean by parted on the right like going right or from the right what if well part on the right or which i do not do i part my hair on the left so the hair goes from the left to the right like my hair naturally does it like this and sometimes i do it i don't know but like i had a bunch of examples from like pop culture how like like captain kirks hair is always like this superman's hair is like this but clark kent's hair is like this because he's a weak like uh weird it is weird like you think that you think that the creators of superman would have had to have read that crack article to to make that creative decision they sent one cracked article back to 1978 so that they could get superman's air right that's the only thing that was ever done with time travel after that we threw the okay we've got to seal this away but first we can make one change we have to choose carefully i think just gonna record through this until we restart it which i don't really care about doing and i don't mind you want to just let go yeah it's like so we can we get rid of this thing yeah it cares okay i mean the people oh my god jessie this is the most fucking end with g god i look at this guy's eyes my and like like literally like like time has stopped my life has paused and i have just watched for version finale five times in reverse that's that's fucking like that's characters i'm that's like clears that yeah i have green eyes like after jack oh fuck oh you guys are they got it from do you think that's where they got my eye so yeah i mean i had to come where else yeah had to come from someone uh it's always done somewhere all of these those are oh yeah yeah skull the spooky skull skull hey should we move like laptop nah fuck it oh my god i love that that guy knows what's up it's the pcp guy mouth he is he totally is here guys do you want to pause for one second and then just check and make sure the audio would like it like is here like listenable okay sure yeah okay hey jessie screamer will be funny between cuts wait what scream real quick we're back now we're back does the laptop not have speakers no it's connected to like two of the elgato so i can't really tell what it's saying like i can't believe the headphones it hey i'm gonna show you here comes pacman here so we're recording again yeah okay uh what where do they miss i don't know jessie finished his uh it's me i want to do like that's pretty much it yeah here hold on check out this i have not seen this animation i feel like pacman is me every single day i every day when i wake up this isn't recorded anywhere but whenever i wake up i come down and say hey mother fuckers who wants a frayby i'm high i'm crack and i say that every time i come down can you see in the video that's just like six minutes of haggard and harry potter of him like i'm harry just harry he's like no or a wizard right like back like do you guys know what i'm talking about no good look it up hey i'm not sure what to type but type like you're a wizard harry or something make me some fucked up shit nice fucked up shit coming right up i want to do like a skit of like if people treated like how they want to look at real life like how they want to look at games like a guy goes to a plastic surgeon and like he's like whoa i want purple skin i want eyes like brock from pokemon i want to be fat as fucking shit hop to it you fuck i want to be a monster excuse me not this it's like a it's like a like an animation from this is the top right the heck that's this is the one that's just panning they're just harry i suppose the lines are just lines and gods are just gods you know you know what this has the same tone of is coaching seller yeah exactly yeah it's that kind of like bullshit yeah bullshit all right i want this nigger i want okay first of all okay first of all nigger i want this nigger to be like cut but the kind of cut where you can still beat him up another one yeah like model cut yeah like model yeah like like tiny or just company has aids so we can a strong breeze will push him over i think you want that one i think you want that sunka cheeks what if what if you're an anorexic girl and you wanted to kill yourself because you were anorexic but because you were anorexic you like you were your wobble so you got up on like a lid you're like you know what i don't actually want to do myself with a breeze push you over ease your anorex how would that feel well i imagine he wouldn't be this guy looks awful yeah he's he looks impossible that's like the aids hat yeah yeah what's it what's it with me hats being like the most straight ball the the me hats are like the most iconically awful video game mechanism or or any sort of thing from a video game it's iconically terrible thing yeah like it's like they knew that they would never approach like the breadth of what a hat could be so they didn't even try at least pick one and did it all right i guess that'll do which you make one that like looks like your abs turn because they have to be uh yeah i've i've done it uh it's great actually i'll do that next okay when you flex my me nuts on my weave i think you want real thin uh my my my my stoner fringe uh he's always come over to my house he would just make me literally all night uh and he would just explain me what kind of stoner parties he's gone to and so he comes up with stuff like Ferdinand z z z z music sign we came up with seat and mole there you do those brothers seat and mole yeah seat and a lot of shit we try to recreate the dude we try to recreate the cinnamon stick from the apple dex marshals and the one over for me oh when it was like the cinnamon stick in the apple like yeah fucking each other i feel like that's our dynamic but it's the cinnamon stick in the yes dude we should put that at like the beginning of every episode you know what we have to make them our mascots you know what's fucked up too is that the apple jack's background is literally the same color as like as like the background of roger's cock to his podcast oh the green yeah yes shut your face dad i'm totally me eating apple jack's way to be that's just the first thing comes to your head no matter but we the hell no no i'm straight laced i only smoke the natural ganja uh as god demands actually was this rupert not god to you it's free this guy looks nice i want him to teach me to ride a bicycle he counts with my dead grandpa really yeah nice i know um doesn't look anything like my dead grandpa this is like the happiest nigger i've seen in a while i'm really uncomfortable with the use of the hard R on an actual person of color what a hot take yeah he's not a person yet he will be soon that's true he doesn't have rights yet yeah those are his eyebrows we haven't we haven't cut the umbilical cord this guy looks gendo akari can you imagine how much better able to be he didn't get the part he was a method actor that just loved the idea of gendo so much that he just became gendo for the rest of his life oh god he's got no body just like gendo in real life it was gendo has like navy blue and like red right yeah he was like a dull blue i like how on the capture to be a our picture in a picture camera is like just high enough so that you can't see the body i forgot hold on i have to do something important what is it so order transform order order not order um i don't do it it sounds scary all right let's see man fuck okay i'm gonna make i said i was gonna make me but i don't want to anymore i'm gonna do something that's right i said it she looks nice no one little change is all it takes to go from a human being to a fat shit do they begin the 40s and bbw in the reverse calculus from time um can we afford it i don't know can we afford not to is the question no well i don't know what happened what you lost the signal wait wait oh it's back okay false alarm all right here we go actually yeah there we go there we go there we go okay i have centered the webcam within the screen so now you can literally not avoid it no matter what you do it is literally in the center of the screen that's awful that's the worst no that's good oh okay yeah i mean i guess it's in the spirit yeah but it's pretty fucking good oh you know what you do we should make a rather as popular as a valentine's day special did you say valentine's day yeah okay good i don't know what it would be about valentine's day special uh well it would probably be about how much we love killing cops that's a what do we what do we love but we love killing cops ah we love breaking mobs um we love we will practice killing cops breaking mobs off in our assholes the end how how long do you think you can take before something like a dick of your ass would hurt like like how many inches do you take i mean i think it would hurt right away yeah yeah i don't think there's unless we got like thicker at the bottom yeah it's like a needle dude oh my god what are you like like like not like like a needle pieces in like a small pin like like you can poke and stab with it i feel like that would be ideal if we're starting out the juice of the clit for pop and that's hard to pop right we have to juice the clit gross wait wait who's going to get down oh my god oh no dude is that shingy oh my god holy shit really cool right is that a triforce it will be we'll go post together i don't fuck it's a little better what are you trying to do here we're just trying to make something great they'll stay on the test of time and something to be remembered for that that's a humble goal what do you think it's like after you die like this yeah just making me forever yeah what do you just go to the afterlife with just the meat channel i'm weak that's a black mirror episode i could i could deal i could probably do with anything i'd take anything and i'd be happy people i think this is it i think i've done it yeah two days that'll be your mouth yeah oh no yeah just you're really close like that yeah i feel like below is better yeah i agree you know kind of looks like a like a yeah just give us a cool save you don't have to be an asshole too bad that's actually not too bad almost like it but it's a little too human he kind of looks like a I feel like I can get gun six artifacts, I feel like I can win a stream meal, just be that. Yeah. The ghetto capitalist revolution is here! Yeah, what the heck? Handle bar. He's getting too many gimmicks, he's getting over complicated. Yeah! He's like a bum now! Oh my god, he's a praying mantis! How did I, did I fucking do it or what? You did it. Did I, did I fucking nail it? You know what, actually, hold on, let me experiment with drugs. I think this guy was the original bug that started the bug war. I think this is the genesis of all of the bug war activities. Yeah, this is Joey Bug War. Joey Bug War. No, just Joey Bug, Joey Bug. I think it was named after him, you know, Bug War, Joey Bug. I think the color you originally had was the best. You think so? Yeah. We can't have everyone be black. That's true. That would be it. In the words of God, we can't have everyone be black. Oh my god. I'm gonna make some white people now. That can't possibly go wrong. Yeah. Fucking, okay. God creating humans fake. Like humans evolving fake. The real shape is higher conscious beings are just playing like me maker. Whatever means they make on a lower level of conscious, like a lower dimension. It's just me makers all the way down is what you're saying. Yeah, exactly. So like the 11th and 12th dimensions are making like human like me and human like me are making weird fucked up monster ghosts. And those are what probably lower dimensions. What do you think? Like this? Like this? I think the one you were just on. This one? Yeah, I think that one's the best. Okay. Make them really thin and really like small. No, not fat. Yeah. Yeah, like that. Small. Yeah. He's a bug. He's Joey Bug. It's not small. It's pretty small. Okay. Should I quit? Go to his name. Joey Bug. Jorg. I'm gonna be honest. I like Joey Bug War better. Right. It's fine. Joey Bug. Oh. Joey Bugwa. Joey Bugwa. Is that a threat? Yeah. Joey Bugwa. Joey Bugwati. Okay. Joey Bugwa. Yeah. Female. Female Joey. Yeah. Like a kangaroo. Yeah. Definitely a favorite. Birthday is... He's a few months late, but he's still ready to smoke that weed. That's Joey Bugwa. That's very Joey Bugwa. He's a creator? God. He makes all the best of me and stuff. Save him quick. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Joey Bugwa. Joey Bugwa. You open the Bible. Oh look it. Oh look it. Oh look it. Oh look at him. What a good little booge. What a good little booge. You know what game is my fucking shit? What's fucking Mario? Not Mario. Pokemon Battle Revolution. I love that game. You've never even heard it. Wait. What's Battle Revolution? Battle Revolution was like the other stadium. Like stadium for weed. You made that up. This TV colors are so fucking blown out. You're asking me blown out. They fucking smoke a pile. They just washed the shit. You've washed the shit. They've been turned into fucking goo. Disintegrated. Whoa okay. He's got nice hair. That's Lieutenant Surge. This is the very fucking character that you come for. Create a guy who his wife just divorced him. And so he burned down his house with his kids in it. And now he's on the run from the cop killers because he is a cop. Oh. That's a twist. You know, the only, you know, when a cop goes bad, you got to call him a cop killer. Yes. Cop, regular cops can't hit you. You're a special branch of the police. The cop killers. Sanctions by the fucking city. Yeah. Yeah. The ratty fuckers cop killers are good boys. We're civil servants. Like with us around, people don't have to live in fear of police brutality. All I have to do is wear that Oscar brutality. The mayor gets like a speeding ticket. Get me the cop killers. We got to clean up this city. Oh yes, service to me. Our pleasure. We'll take our payment in the, we'll take our payment in the, please. Oh my God. Literally, yeah, literally, yes. Um, please send, please send one month's worth of rent and pizza. For every job. Forever, yeah. Don't make us buy it ourselves. Pay our rent and give us the pizza. Yes. We do not deal in money. We deal in debt tops. We do it, we do it for the convenience. You think we got on this job? We think we got on this job to make money? No, we got it. We got it because we wouldn't have to think about it. You know, it's easy. You know, to kill a few cops, live another month.