 Hey, you! You're in Europe, or the UK, or Scandinavia, aren't you? I'm coming on tour! I have to do this dot-show. I'm coming on tour in Europe, in the UK, in May. This is the last leg of tour, so if you don't see it now, you're not seeing it ever. My dear boy Justin, the wonderful editor of the channel. Look at this wealth of comedy! Justin randomly sent me, like, a billion TikToks, and someone who didn't put sunscreen on their face their whole life. Okay, that was on my birthday. But Justin sent me a bunch of TikToks, and he said, Look at these. Bitch. And then he spat on me. And I said, All right, sorry, Justin. So, we are going to watch them today, and you're going to watch me watch them, and then you're going to like the video, you're gonna favor the video, you're gonna five-star the video, you're gonna c- That's what it feels like to get ahead. I love this video. I know, you're not gonna see it at all. It's not a bane. You're not even a Nemo, it's only a scratch. You can get involved. It wasn't a zombie, frankly, I think. Frankly, I think just a real one. Yeah, okay. Little bit, baby. We all saw it, dude. I don't think I'm gonna transform. We saw it happen. This is absolutely how Donald Trump would react. It's not a bide. It's not a bide. I swear it's not a bide. I'm doing well. I'm doing ver- I'm doing the most well, actually. I can literally see you. I can literally see you in here. That's actually well embarrassing. I can see you f- I'm gonna- I'm not for ages. I'm boring. Boring. I'm so tired. I'm done for ages. I'm boring. Oh, no, I can't f-ck it up. What? I'm boring. I'm boring. Budget-friendly holiday. Gift guide for men under 30. That's me. I'm under 30. Forbes. Are you listening? Forbes. Forbes. I'm 30. You can choose 30 people a year to put in your little f-cking list. Why am I not on the list, Forbes? I'm under 30. What the f-ck have you been doing? Let's go. Under $200 category. First up we have a big key. Your man's gonna go f-cking bananas if you give him a big key. Dude, I would be so excited if someone gave me a big key. There's two parts to this gift. One, you get a big key. Two, you get something that the big key unlocks. That's a bonus thing. And then you can say, There's a thing that the big key unlocks. Why don't you go find it? Over the th-over $3,000. From under $202,000, over $3,000. Next up, over the th-over $3,000. A creature. It's like a friend that you can hit. Your man's gonna go f-cking nuts for this. Those are basically the only two things you- A friend you can hit. The creature. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A This is me in that f-cking video where we tried to do construction. Been running because of Creator Clash. And sometimes I'll be running at night. A lot of times when I run, I also have shadowbox, and I'm just like trying to work on my breathing and stuff like that. And so I'll do like a light jog and shadowbox, and so I'll just be like, I'll be making my boxing noises if people get fucking freaked out by it They're always like what the fuck is happening and then like near the end of the run. I'll be more tired So I'll be working harder, so it'll be more like a scream. I'll be like ah It's not good I should stop. Oh, no, is this like a raggedy and all what what is this? This is a cryptid this is the creature You're one friend with that hundred year old dog what's wrong with your dog He doesn't do the stairs It's always somebody with like a shitty little white dog to or like a tiny like Chihuahua with mange Me asking you to come to my tour Oh my god, you guys have to watch the hot seat with the X flame it is so Incredible in this episode was so fucking funny with Airsoft fatty. Can you remember what game this is from? Mario I Love To hell with the Alamo remember What is that cat look like that? I'm about to make the biggest decision of my life guys. I'm getting a new nickname I've never had one before and I think I finally picked a name that represents who I really am new year new me. Here it is Spike nice to meet you No bones for Foxy got some beef. I didn't use I just seen a little guy didn't you see where that went? Come on Preston. You gotta do it Accidentally wouldn't skiing in our What the fuck is happening What is going on you're gonna hit them What they should make it on this GTI though. He said We spent it would do that. All he does is when you pick him up. He goes It's tequila disgusting My reaction This is Tetris Was a upside down tea Yeah, we can go ahead and just throw him in jail. The fuck was that? That wasn't normal That was sick. Look at him Look at him. Well, those were some wonderful tiktoks that we saw. Thank you Justin for the tiktoks I appreciate the tiktoks. Thank you for the content. Hey, thank you guys so much for watching Let me know who's living in my ceilings Thanks