 I know my room is a bit messy. It's just that I'm about to move out, okay? I'm about to move out. I know y'all see the boxes in the back. So I'm like, what's the point? Like what's the point of cleaning my room if I'm gonna move out anyways, huh? Like what? Every time I log in to Twitter, every time I log in to Twitter, it's like I'm quickly reminded that there's still evil in the world, you know? I'm reminded that villains aren't just, they're not just fictional characters that exist in like TV shows and movies. Something's wrong with these niggas, bro. Something is really, really wrong. Me, me whenever I log in to Twitter. Savages, savages, barely even humans. No, but honestly, I don't even know why I use the app. Like if it wasn't for like the occasional memes that pop up on my timeline, I'm sure I would've flung that shit into the trash can a long, long time ago. Best way to describe Twitter. Best way to describe Twitter would be like, it's like a collection of all the super, super unpopular kids that like never really got any attention in school. So it's like, they're like unleashing all their built up angst. All their built up angst on all the other poor saps that happened to come across the site. Some of these niggas on here. Some of these niggas on here. They really think that they know politics. Like they think they're like the forefront of the next political revolution or something, right? Hong Kong protesting against China? Never heard of it. Never heard of it, buddy. Random Twitter users saying the same rehashed, overused Twitter opinion against some temporary clout. Now that, that's what my kids are gonna be learning about, okay? That's what's gonna be getting cemented into history books, okay? Best way to get any take noticed on Twitter. It isn't to be original, no, okay, right? What do you, originality? You made that word up, stop it. Let's stop making up words so we can have a good video, okay? Originality, that shit isn't rewarded on Twitter, no, okay? Originality takes actual time and talent. Ain't no need for all that, okay? Ain't no need for all that. Just, look, instead, just rephrase. Rephrase the same tweet that went viral like a month or two ago, right? Or even just a day or two ago. Sometimes that even works, right? Somebody said corporation bad, good, good. Now you say, excuse me, corporations aren't good and just watch. Watch as the clout rolls in, yeah. Twitter peoples have gotten so validation hungry. So validation hungry. These niggas started that ratio shit. You know that little, oh man, you got ratio, bro. If you don't know what ratio is, number one, get off my fucking channel, you boomer. You fucking boomer, okay? It's time for you 5 p.m. nap, nigga. It's time for you to go downtown to go play bingo with your Vietnam buddies, nigga. Nah, but ratio on someone, it's pretty much just like, it's like replying to someone and getting more likes than the original poster or just another nigga in the fucking comments, right? At first, at first I thought it was the most cringe shit ever, right? And to a certain degree, it still is. Just from the fact that it stems from validation. Now, none the sense that everyone that's trying to ratio someone is not like they're seeking validation or something like that. It's not like they're always seeking validation, but it's just that the whole concept of it all, it just regards either validating your own opinion or invalidating another person's opinion, at least in the eyes of the Twitter court and the eyes of the Twitter courts. And as I said before, I used to hate that ratio and shit, right? I used to hate it until I saw the way people were doing it, okay? And it's some pretty funny shit, bro. It's like, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. Everyone on Twitter, everyone on Twitter, they're all useless, pointless, plagiarizing parasites, okay? They're all useless individuals, but they got some funny ass niggas on the site. I gotta admit, they got some funny ass niggas on that site, bro. I remember, right? I saw somebody, I saw somebody say some bullshit on Twitter, it was like, it was something stupid, like the most erroneous opinion ever, the most erroneous opinion ever, right? Probably said something dumb like, I think that some rap song is only an eight out of 10 album. But nah, the dude, he said some bullshit, right? I scroll down, I scroll down to see what the replies look like, and the most like reply is like, it's someone racially on the nigga with a picture of Luigi with the person's IP address. Funniest, funniest shit I've ever seen, right? And that's when I realized, I was like, wait a minute. Wait a minute, why did I ever dislike this ratio and shit? I'm a hatin' ass nigga, bro. I'm a hatin' ass nigga, so this shit is perfect for me. This is perfect. In fact, all right, in fact, Twitter users makin' other Twitter users' experience on the site, I'll live in hell. That's like exactly what I need, that's exactly what I want. Now hopefully, hopefully the more of them, the more of them havin' a bad time, the more of them will like abandon this site. But it doesn't seem like that logic is working, it doesn't seem like that's actually gonna happen. It already seems like Twitter users, they're already self-hatin' individuals. They're already self-hatin' personalities that are just addicted to being stressed out all the time. There's this one meme that's like talking about Twitter users and it goes something like, Twitter person, I like oranges, other Twitter person. Oh, so you're saying you hate apples, you're saying you hate bananas, that, yada, yada, yada. Obviously, isn't that exactly like that? Twitter users aren't that fuckin' angry, it does hold some truth to it, okay? There is some truth to it, it is so damn hard to hold a conversation on Twitter, bro. I don't know what it is, I don't know if it's like, if Twitter users are like inherently emotional people or something like that, or maybe Twitter holds so many people on the site, so many people on the site that there's like this ever-present feeling of like social pressure and anxiousness, just coercing niggas to just be the most despicable human beings ever, right? But it's like some of these niggas they wake up just ready to fight, like ready to just go at it, ready to just go at it and just put on the fuckin' boxing gloves, you know? Don't you get it? Don't you get it? I don't wanna solve my internal issues, I wanna be angry, I wanna be angry, speaking of people, speaking of people waking up ready to fight, I started working at like this fast food spot, I started working at this fast food spot and you'd know that, you'd know that if you followed me on Twitter, you fuckin' freeload nass bitch, okay? It's not as bad as you think or it's not as bad as I thought at least, you know? Now don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, there's still those one out of 50 customers, though those one out of 50 customers that's the only purpose in the world is to make customer service workers lies a living hell, but it's pretty chill most of the time. I like to address the fear that some people got about ordering, you know? A lot of people got this fear that fast food workers, we get angry, you know? We get angry if you hesitate or you don't know what you want before you get to like the ordering box or something like that, right? I'm here to tell you right now that fear is absolutely warranted, okay? That shit is real, that fear is real. We fuckin' hate that shit, bro. We fuckin' hate that shit. Not only are you holding up the line, not only are you holding up our fuckin' line, but also we have drive through times we have to make. We have drive through times we have to make. And if we don't make them, corporate yells at us. We get yelled at, well actually, well my manager, I mean not yells at me, but they're just like, hey, we gotta speed this shit up, bro. But corporate yells at us as a team, okay? They yell at us, right? Even though everywhere is like understaffed, everywhere is understaffed and the majority of the time we have no control. We have like almost no control over it. Some people just like ordering. Some people just like taking their good old time ordering, some people like getting their bag and then checking the contents of the bag, right? Scrutin' eyes in the fuckin' contents of the bag, right? 20, 10, 20 seconds in the drive through. Nothing we can do about it, right? All right? So yeah, we hate it. We hate it whenever y'all niggas do that. That shit is annoying, okay? It's mostly, don't get me wrong, it's mostly corporate's fault, mostly corporate's fault. 97% corporate's fault, 3% your fault, but still, we fuckin' hate you, okay? We fuckin' hate you, dog. Don't hesitate, okay? You should feel like a terrible person, okay? Your hesitation, your lack of urgency is why you're single, okay? Your lack of urgency is why you're single, nigga. You're gonna die alone. You're gonna die alone. But yeah, that 30 extra seconds you took to the side if you wanted an extra cup or not. Yeah, good job getting that. Good job getting that extra cup. Now you're gonna die alone, you dumb ass nigga. I know y'all liked that, okay? I know y'all liked how I just transitioned topics so seamlessly. Nah, but I'm gonna start doing that more. There's a lot of ideas I come up with. I'll spend a day on it, right? Finish half of what I want to get to or like one fourth of how much I wanna kind of like structure it with, structure the thing with, right? And I can't do that because sometimes I just run out of fuel, I run out of steam and I'm just like, there's no way for me to extend the length of this video without making the video like just mid, you know, making it like mundane and boring as fuck, you know? So I was like, why don't I add it to like the end of like another video to have a longer video, more content for people. I don't have to like waste, what's it called? I don't have to waste idea time, you know? Because a nigga's, again, a nigga about to move out, bro. I don't know if I said that at the beginning of the video or maybe I said that at like the take, another take of the fucking recording I did. I don't know, but I'm moving out by the way. That's why this room's so messy and shit. But yeah, I just decided I need to add tidbits. Let me add the tidbits to the end of the video and you know, overall it's a win, win, win for me, win for you. Moral of the story, I'm a smart ass nigga, okay? That's what I wanted to let you guys know. I'm a smart ass nigga, okay? Announcement, announcement, I'm a friend of a podcast. Friend of a podcast is with one of the funniest niggas I know, literally one of, he like, he half as funny as me, half as funny as me. So he probably like the, that's probably like the second funniest nigga on the, second funniest nigga on the planet, right? That's all you need to know, okay? That's all you need to know, link is in the description. Hopefully we'll have an episode of it up before you, before, damn, a nigga can't think, bro. Before this video goes live, hopefully. I don't know, all right? But still go ahead and check it out. Why don't you consider subscribing, nigga? Subscribe, okay? You can subscribe, bro. Turn on those notifications. That should be sick as fuck, bro. That should be cool. But yeah, that's pretty much it. Subscribe, turn on notifications, okay? See ya, bye-bye.