Here's an original song for the GamerGate Sings Again album. People have gotten lots of weird stuff in the mail during this whole scandal, from bloody knives to dragon dildoes, so that's what this song's about! DL: https://soundcloud.com/wrecksey/the-g...
LYRICS
Guys, I just got my latest GamerGate Gift of the Month package!
-What'd you get?!
-Open it up!
Er, need something to open this with...
Oh hey I got this, trusty uh, you know CLAW, right here, so lemme see if I can give you, you know, A HAND with that!
...
...
...
...sure, Claw. Thanks, I guess. ANYWAY.
Oh my god, it looks like...!
I got a pack of dirty syringes
Goes so well with my bloody kniife!
Put a Vikings sticker underneath of your pillow!
Maybe you'll get Chris Kluwe's...
Used purple dildo!
It's the GamerGate Gift of the Month!
It doesn't matter which side you're on!
If you can support it,
Sess will roll and snort it!
and put your information out there!
Did I mention it's free to join?
How would you like to receive your very own suspiciously-minty pill?
-I...have those, actually.
How about a REAL piece of the tape that once held Ben Kuchera's glasses together?
THE ONLY OTHER T-SHIRT EVER WORN BY JONATHAN MANN?!
-IIIIIIII don't really think that's authentic...
It's a replica.
Hot pockets dropped on the floor,
And personally packaged by the halfchan whore (RIP, moot!)
Piles of spaghetti,
Horse masks, Baphometti!
Kettle® by Sargon of Akkad!
It's the GamerGate Gift of the Month!
It doesn't matter which side you're on!
Bitcoin, cash, or credit,
all proceeds are headed...
straight to someone's Patreoooooon!
The following testimonial is from a real member of the GamerGate Gift of the Month Club, NOT a paid actor:
"I haven't had this much fun since i learned to freebase coke into crack! You can read about it on my Storify, look me up! My username is
'a_man_in_black' "
IN! THE! BOX!
Aria's tonsil stone rocks!
IN! THE! BOX!
Hey, it's your own dox!
IN! THE! BOX!
Ugh, a disembodied ear?
IN! THE! BOX!
What the hell? There's nothing in here!
Oh, sweet!
SJWs: Does this underpin the macaroniarchy?
Wrecksey: That's a conspiracy theory!
SJWs: Are you lizardmanphobic?
Wrecksey: Stop trivializing my hatred,
SJWs: You're committing microaggressions!
(ALL) I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IIIIIIIIS!
IN! THE! BOX!
A lifetime subscription to 9gag Premium!
IN! THE! BOX!
Pfft, this is the same dead animal MILO got!
IN! THE! BOX!
Woo! Know where THESE ten dollary doos are goin'!
IN! THE! BOX!
Le nodding man bobble head -- limited edition!
Oh no...there's more!
Based Mom's recipe for ChickyChickyParmParm,
Randi Harper's 6 Week Chiseled Abs Program,
Ketchup bottle labeled with Contempt Costanza,
Wine box autographed by Leigh Alexander! (Hey, this is empty!)
Butts' owed taxes to the internal revenues,
Brianna Wu's missing, shriveled, left
-MEDICAL...bills!
...FROM REMOVING HER TESTICLES!
[low-functioning autism intensifies]
CAST
@Wrecksey
@FeelMyHeel1
@sanjouindacapo
Claw (@DeadWingDuck)
Aria (@ladyariarei)
@a_man_in_black as himself
Dr. Saki (@Jigokurakumaru)
@biggie422
@Nuxed
and various, glorious Anons
