 Welcome back to Road to Glory here on ToffeeTV, we are facing West Ham away, 95-205, some good players, some very very good players, Rio Ferdinand stands out, a young Frank Lempard, Joe Cole, Paolo De Canio and of course Jermaine Defoe, you can never ever ever ever give a chance to because he's so dangerous, he's slapping billets as well like seven, steam at you've got a good side, you've got a good side, but we've listened, we've been poor, we've had late, look at that side, it's good, it's a good side, it is a good side, put us in the classic yellow kit, I'll say classic, classic for a certain generation because it's so mad, it's mad, I mean there's no real good memories from it, other than it's just a good kit, we get a 2-2 at West Ham in this kit, when we 2-0 down, that's the memories, make a bench in Dungal Fierce, that's what you've brought to the table, we also lost 4-0 at Wimbledon in this kit, 4-0, mind games, let's do it, up the park, up 10, the bowling ground, waggy in because Silvan Distan is suspended, it's not been funny when a yard dog like that leads you out, you've got to be really, we've missed enough chances for the West Ham to have such large fences, very constant, but you know, what's the notice? I mean, what do you call the dumbest year in Dix there, rarely we should have gone with Calvin the shock, never wore the shock, up to his knees, like Freddie Kenute, didn't he bat, didn't he bat around a little bit, actually no, in this game, literally every single player is only, only kinshelskis, only kinshelskis, there's a lot, shall fall, without a booking, everybody else on a yellow card, come on, I want a performance, yeah I think we need to just, you know, not be silly, in this game, just do our jobs, like that, the insidey, that's not, that's not bad, throw them crosses in low, you know the ones you mean, that's it, the progression, look at that, good, in the box, can I speed, oh, that's right, not nice though, I'll be in, ah, that's stupid, stupid thing in the end, come on, oh, that's a nice ball, look, throw it down, see, stop running, on a ball, finish, yes, great goal, come on boys, what a start, what a start, easy pey, yes, great start for everybody, oh, got to speed in mid air, look at this, look at this, oh, look at that for vision, look at that, kinshelskis, thought he was going to screw Drew Lee down with brilliant, great vision from up the Russian, the only man, not on the elicat, she was the only one who can really send out her hair to her mom, he's the man you'd always send out to her people, but otherwise you can't really put a tackle in, good tackle, come in, I mean it was committed, you didn't have to, but you did, I know, but it was committed, great, oh, your cube, go on, runy, what a, ah, what, I was going to follow that as well, look at that, yes, it's a fraction, lucky vision from Wayne Rooney, just a touch too late, possession football, yes, beautiful this, we're just making the pitch nice and big, Rooney's gone, Rooney's gone, there's men in the box, fires it in there, pressure continuing, that's good, it's good, Westam feeling like they're under real pressure, come on, just need a second goal, yeah, just make this lively, go on, he's gone, what's going on? Throw it at speed, go on, yeah, go on, give it your Give it a shot, Kingship. Kingscliff. You got a lot. Come central. You gone? He's gone? Let's give it a go. He's back all the way to the court. Thank you. Who's going to take it? I think so. I think so. That's Frank Lampard. Oh, look it. I mean, you can see it. Oh. My word. No, that's abysmal. No. Okay. That is abysmal. We don't get them very often, so it's hard to... It's still abysmal. It's hard to, you know. She's double on it. He's caught again, they caught. Oh, he's done brilliantly. Finish him, the wealth. What a move. Did not deserve the crossbar. Oh, no way, that was so good. What a move. Look at this. Why is no one coming to me? Sorry, I've had to it. Dave Watson, no one comes to him. He did. Brilliant. Go on. No, you are wrong. He strongly wed the email. Will be going to the FA. Because... As you give handball, there's nothing in that. That's a little Dave Watson. No one wed him. Yes. Right, I'll go. I'll go, I'll go. Great tackle. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. What's the same word? What's the same word? Why is he using all his experience? Let's see. Did he get any of that? Did he get anything? I actually don't know if he got a thing though. Forget about him. He never got booked. Yes. Yes. Go on. There's no one in front of you. There is someone. Keep running. Play jacking. Pop it. What a break away. It very much feels like it's unbelievable. It feels like... What a finish! It feels like we're actually focused in this game. It feels like Lilo McLaughlin. It feels like warm apple pie. There you go. Look at that. Gary Speed won it at your box, broke. Jakubu, great runner yet. Look at that. That's a Jakubu finish mate. That is a Jakubu finish. If we had him now, this season, that evidence team would have won everything. It's still only 28. Look at that. What a finish from the Jakubu. 2-0. Keep it tight now till half time. Yes! Don't clap yet. Literally just check keeping... Won the ball! But you couldn't wake up yet, Rooney to spend the next game. You shape hook. It was a problem with that. I thought it was a problem. Do you want the ball? 101% It is 101% ball. An absolute ball for referee. Disgraceful here mate. Keep it tight, keep it tight. Great air there. Can we? 2-0. Real's fad. It's such big. Changed it out. Bray Rooney. He's gone off. Peter Beardsley is on. I don't think we've got enough. Not saying the game's won. By any means, I'm saying bringing Peter Beardsley on is no loss. He's a great player. Look at this from Beardsley. Looks for the run of Jakubu. I tell you what. And with Wayne on that yellow card, I just thought it was sensible. You've done well. Round the corner. It's the break. Oh no, no, no. Get your flag off. He's offside. We're away, we're away. I can't, I haven't got it mate. I've got it now. Go pass, pass, pass, pass, pass. The passing and passing show. Yeah, it's on. Just. Where did you pass? Yeah. There you go. That's why son. It's an absolute round. Deconstruction of the West Ham team. Ferdinand trying to play out. Don't try and play out with yaks around. Drew McClosh go rolled it square and it was a tap in. It is three zip away from home. We have needed the performance like this. Three different goalscores. We have needed this performance for such a long time. Now let's keep it tight. Can we keep a clean sheet? One thing I asked the answer to that was no. Very much no. Very emphatic, no. Just a minute after we've been three and it's back. Get up you. You're fair play, loving bastard, yeah. It's a poor goal to concede. It's a really poor... All right, come on. I can't take the shine off the great performance. Don't let it. We've got more goals than us here. Don't let it take the shine Come on. Let me tip right. Don't yack. Hold it. Now pay it out. Pay it out. The yack, the yack. Beautiful move. Again, breaking. Look at this. Look at this. And watch this from pain out of vision. There's the strike. And Drew McClosh go with a great right-handed save. Get on the end of this. Mr Blum. Mr Blum, it's gone. Yeah, underneath it, battles. Follow it, follow it. Yes. No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. Play, he's going to pinch you. He pinches you with a massive trombone. Yeah, play wide. Speed up, it's gone. Yes. Go on, take him up. Yes. Of course, it's gone. It's gone right in there. Go, go, go, go, go. Don't go too early. Set a perfect ball. Oh, that's it. Keep going. Yes, well done. He's off the next game. We know that. He's got his speed. Lots of absolute fuel, so we've lost really high speed for the next one. Getting the yellows off the way. Yeah. That is nasty. Plads of platoon is nasty. Nasty challenge. Me, the round beards out. Come on, you're acting hell. I don't know what I had to try and get it in the box, didn't I? Yeah, I was the other side. All right, next day. All right, come on. Watch out. Never give up on a good friend. Oh, no, he's letting the shit out of me. What do you want? You got a lot. Never give up on. I have a cup of tea. Wait until I pick my coffee up. Go on, go on, go on. Look at that. No one's expecting that. It's a rush. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, he's about 17 foot off that. He's still there. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. There was no cheaper moting. What? Except for the early one. That's the one for about seven miles. Oh, what the hell's that mean? The canyon. The canyon has now got a new ankle. And he's had to buy from the Gratton catalogue. They're going to cash us a new ankle. Come on. That's got to be a little bit of a shit. Yeah. I'm going to give a freak this off. It's just defended. Game's over. Game's won three points in the bag. To go three points this. To go three points. Set your three points. And they've got Don on. Big B butchow. Oh, and there he is. And there's one for the cameras from Southall. Clear it. It's all over. It's three big points. Yes. Yes. Spooned a three-one win at Leicester. Spunked all over the faces. Great win. What's in the head? What a win. All right. Here we go. Bolton at home. We've put Beardsley in because Rooney's suspended. Sylvan Distan is back. Dave Watson's kept this place though. He was great. And it's a bit more of a balance. And the Incecliff lost this place. He is a left back. So, I mean, they've got Gary Cale, even Campo. Gunny Bergson. Philips. Hiero. Acacia and Joachar. Nathan Blake. They've rippled the gentleman's agreement. They haven't played. And they've played speed. Different generations. Let's win. Right, come on. Come on, blue boys. Let's be big. Come on. I know we're playing it live. No, no, no. That's the security. Come on. Let's follow up. Follow up. Great times. Really is a great venue. Tim Cale. Tim Cale. Tim Cale. That's what I said. Never want to talk. People hate the devil as always. You know what? Who are you? Who are you? I mean, controversial. He has smashed that house. He didn't feel confident there. That's what I'm saying. OK. Come on. Don't get out of the couple, Basley. Oh, rip it out. Going on a shout there, referee. You're not going on that, referee. The big man. Delivering. Can Cale just... I've been able to out-watch this. This is a penalty. This damn brilliant goes between the two. But can Cale just react here? There's the touch. What? I mean, I don't know. What a goalie kick. He feels he's breaking free. Get up, get up, get up. He's the head of him. Oh, it was what? It's a foot lie. Blue's come out with the attitude they had in the last game. Yeah. He's the head. Oh, Tete. Come on, Tete. Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Walter Smith is sitting up in the box. Blue. It's not a good throw. My Tete's a speed footballer. Oh, lovely. Get up! Peep, peep, peep. Yasker lying in the furious. I'm being sponsored by some kind of kids things going on ever in the community, as always. Prevalent in this club. That's what we want. I've got a Cale. I can't believe he's getting in. Oh, look at this. Look at this. Look at the way he just fired the cross. Let's it drop off his chest and then just goes, alright. I was basely interfering with Yasker lying. Saying no more. It's an avenue I don't want to explore. There's the crosshead. Now he's behind him. That is modern day football for you. There's Kevin Nolan in this team. That's what I want to know. Still getting over the peanut-bearsly question I must admit. Get there. Keep this tight. Absolutely shocked by a broke back mountain. Oh, touch like. Garry's speed there. Unfortunate. They've come across speed, but I've had a tap in against this boy in the club. Playing for him in some kind of Sloan Spectacular. You've got fours of shots left. There's the edit. Can he play it? Oh, he can play it. I'll test him. I've got the ball. He's got men with him. I'll test him. I don't even know what that was, but it should have been. Kick all side, Silvan. What are you doing? You're not just never a man. I'm going to thank you, Blake. Should never be striking that goal-wards. Read it. Control here or measure of control. You can get there. And Blake has just pirouetted. Get it, get it, get it, get it. He was offside. Bastard. Undeserved equaliser. JJ had caught yet referees. Had a nightmare there. Should have stopped the play. Should have stopped the play, but not only the court. Killed Nathan Blake. Poor referees. Never eat a shot. Same expression. Botox. Very, very disappointing. It's one more. It should be more. Having a beating command. Left the backdoor open. That's what happens. There. Keepers, for me, he's got to keep it. You can't just smash them into the empty net. One apiece. But the good thing is that you can get a new car from the central car auctions. That's what you want. They have the sign. You want to see a football ground. They'll make it through. You can see how it goes. Small child, when across. Big win. Come on. I'm awake. You see my deeds of comfort. That's what happens when you clone someone. It's not ideal. It's not ideal, but... Come on, we can step this up. 5% we'll win this. Maybe did it against West Ham. Right against West Ham. Every pass was right. The selections were right. We made good runs. Defended almost properly. We won our battles. We're not doing that now. Let's not get... Oh yeah. Nice. Lovely face. Brilliant. Pull it. I'm gonna tear it. Alright, that's okay. That's it. Whip and pace jump. Well played, Andre. Oh, come on. Oh, piss off. You fucking cheating bastard. The court. Running on sandfoil. Right, wake up. They'll soon see. Wake up. Get there, Andre. Yeah, go on there and drop in the court. What are you doing, Dev? What are you doing? Piss off, Neville Southall. 100% Neville Southall. What are you doing? The ball is there to be claimed. Sorry, lad. This is on you, Neville Southall. What are you doing? What are you doing? God. Come on. Yes, yes, yes. Cool. Brilliant brook and shells. Big win, Ollie. No one, Ollie. I mean, I don't know. Right. Come on. Easy time for us to get a couple of goals here. Let's get the first one. Let's get the second one. Makes sense. Pina's gone. There's the back heel. He blocked me off. Big win, Ollie. Speed. Again, Pina's gone. Come on. Saved the century. How did he save that? Nicola's passing the send up. He's got this. It really is a question of needs, Mark. I shouldn't say that. I got it. I mean, that's a foul. I love the century. I got it. Shite off, shite off. Shite, kill him off. Saved one. Absolutely. Come on. Hogwash, this is. It is full hogwash. Harry Potter. It's a full hogwash within. I think he just leave on. I mean. Never mind. I mean, just win the bloody thing. You've got to mind. Forget about Harry Potter and hogwash. Oh, can I forget about it when you bring it in? Just forget what I mean. Don't, don't. Don't blow me off, then. Don't, don't blow me off. No, I don't want that. You can get this off. I've opened the door. Will you step through it? Yes! I step through it. I step right fucking through it. I had a look and rolled a nickel. You put it in. When you leave the door open, I mean it. Remember that. Fucking remember it. Do you remember it? Lock your doors. I don't have nightmares, do I? You messed it up. You win the seven minutes left. All about me. All about the desire. There it is. That's brilliant. Come on, can we win it? Can we? All people are interested in that. Can we win it? Look at that. He's offside. He's not. He's climbed up. He's absolutely clown. He's fucking clown. You had to go up. Win it. Oh, can she else gives us a mate? Can she else gives us a mate? What is that? Go on. Go on. He's seen the run of your cube. Why are you stopping? Why did you stop? I didn't stop anyway. Just get on with the game. You cheap. I'll give you that. I've gone deep shut. I'm fucking out. Kill him. How is that penalty? It was your penalty. Look at the state of your head. You weird-eyed bug-eyed. Of course you broke back to him. I mean, should we just ignore the fact that we should have had the penalty at the other fucking end, by the way? Down to six. Robbed. They're within two points of us now. We could have... We would have been at a fourth. There you have it. Another mixed bag on motor glory. Not on the forest next. I'm off to punch a wall. We'll see you later. Bastards.