 Ahoy hoy and welcome to let's call it Reading Thursdays. I don't know if it's going to be a common thing I do, but let's take a look at an SCP I wrote this month even. I think it was about 10 days ago and posted to the wiki. It had a bit of controversy early on because I did my traditional thing where I left an object class out and apparently a bunch of people took issue with it this time around. And I say this time around because I've done it more than once before. Either way, people took issue with it this time around and decided to, quite a few people decided to speak out loud and say they downloaded specifically because it had no object class. So me being the upvote hound that I am, I went ahead and added one. I don't really care that much. It's my opinion that it doesn't need it, but people think if it matters to somebody, it matters to somebody. Regardless, I wrote this recently. It's up on the wiki. It's at plus 48 as of this reading. So let's get started. By the way, this is SCP 5113, the life and times of Chairman Meow and the Wuftang Clan. Intrigued? Item number SCP 5113, Object Class Euclid, Special Containment Procedures. SCP 5113-1 is to be kept in a mid-sized, sentient entity containment cell in Section E of Floor 27 at Site 88. SCP 5113-1 is to be allotted a minimum of two hours of supervised outdoor exercise per day. The SCP 5113 Project Lead has the authority to deviate from the scheduling in case of unexpected events. Any such deviations must be reported to the Ethics Committee. Furthermore, the SCP 5113 Project Lead has the authority to requisition any entertainment necessary to ensure SCP 5113-1's mental stability is maintained. A GPS tracking chip has been installed into SCP 5113-1 due to several escape attempts. SCP 5113-1's future escape attempts are to be tracked and cataloged. Description. SCP 5113-1 is an orange domestic house cat, Felis Catus, capable of vocal communications. SCP 5113-1 possesses a personality and intelligence similar to that of an adult human. SCP 5113-1 claims to possess an ability to communicate with other members of the Felis Catus species, however testing has shown that SCP 5113-1 is no more capable of this than a baseline human. SCP 5113-1's vocalizations originate spontaneously from a location directly above its larynx. SCP 5113-1 is additionally capable of utilizing its larynx to generate sounds which one would normally expect from an animal of its size and species. SCP 5113-1 possesses several other non-standard anatomical traits, though they do not affect its health or normal function. These traits include Citus inversus totalis, or a mirroring of its internal organs from their normal positions, and a lack of spleen, stomach, or gallbladder. MRI and X-ray scans show an absence of material in the location where one would expect a brain, though the surrounding tissue is still physically supported as though it were present. SCP 5113-2 was a domestic dog, Canis lupus femilaris, of the Great Dane breed that was in Foundation custody from March 8, 2012 to January 25, 2020. Outside of its species and size, SCP 5113-2's anomalous nature and anatomical abnormalities were identical to that of SCP 5113-1. For more information, see previous iterations of this document. SCP 5113-1 and 2 were obtained via purchase from Marshall Carter and Dark on March 8, 2012. The two objects were already familiar with each other at the time of their purchase. After consulting with contacts in Wilson's wildlife solutions, it was determined, as both individuals were juveniles at the time, that they would be raised and socialized together to help ensure mental stability for both entities. The following is a short list and summary of SCP 5113-1's escape attempts. Incidents 1-5. SCP 5113 attempted to attack its handler during exercise time and climbed the chain link fence surrounding the exercise yard. None of these attempts were successful in escaping the enclosure, however. SCP 5113 was embedded with a GPS tracking chip following the second escape attempt. Incidents 6. SCP 5113-1 escaped the control of its handler. It then dug a hole under the fence enclosure and escaped the exercise yard. SCP 5113 was then trapped in the secondary enclosure surrounding the first and was recovered with minimal injury to Foundation staff. Incidents 7-9. SCP 5113-1 was able to escape inside Site 88. While it was unable to leave the facility, it was able to avoid recontainment for 4, 7, and then 23 days respectively. Due to the site's EM shielding, SCP 5113's tracking chip was not of assistance during recovery. Incident 10-12. SCP 5113-1 escaped the facility through unknown means. The entity was tracked down within 3 days through GPS tracking during each incident. Incident 13. SCP 5113-1 escaped the facility through unknown means and physically removed the tracking chip under its skin. SCP 5113-2 was able to provide useful information on SCP 5113-1's location, however, and the entity was recaptured. SCP 5113-1 was reintroduced to its shared containment cell with SCP 5113-2 following Incident 5113-1-13. The following is a log of that interaction. SCP 5113-1. You fucking traitorous mother fucking dog! SCP 5113-1 briefly attempts to attack SCP 5113-2 at this point. SCP 5113-2 moves around the room during this interaction to avoid SCP 5113-1. I don't know what happened. What happened? I heard someone coming and I thought it was you, but no, it was these assholes again. Maybe they heard you talking about it in the yard, Em. Don't do that. I know you. You told them. I'm sorry. No, you're not woofy. You'd do anything to help the humans. No, Em. You sold your only friend out for a pat on the head. And you left. I did what? You left. You left me alone. The entities paused their conversation for approximately nine seconds. Both relaxed their body language considerably. The whole point of the meet-up spot was for you to meet me there, dummy. How, Em? You're too big to get out of here. You are not. You just gotta wait for your moments all. No. I was gonna be alone. SCP 5113-2 climbed us down from the counter and lays down next to the chamber's television. Well, if you were, you're so dumb sometimes. If you didn't make it out, I'd have come back for you. No, you wouldn't have. Yes, I know. I know you. You would have thought about it, and then something else would have distracted you and you'd never get around to it, and I'm stuck here forever. SCP 5113-1 joins SCP 5113-2 next to the television. Move over, you big dumb dog. Are you still mad at me? Yeah, I am. But American Ninja Warriors on it. We're gonna watch humans pretend to be cats now. Okay. The two entities then fall asleep over the next hour. No further escape attempts have been attempted since this incident. It is unknown if this is due to the change in behavior on SCP 5113-1's part or a further refinement of escape planning. Regardless, increased surveillance is recommended. In January 2020, it became evident that SCP 5113-2 was reaching the end of its natural lifespan. It was decided that it would be allowed to expire naturally in its cohabitation with SCP 5113-1 was to be maintained during this process. The following is the last recorded conversation between the two entities. Hey, um. Yeah? You know what? I think it's time. Okay, you need anything? Turn on the TV. SCP 5113-1 utilizes the activation switch for the provided television. What's on? People pretending to be cats. It's good. It's good. You like that one. You think there's a show about cats pretending to be humans? Probably. Cats can do anything. Yeah. You think I'll go to the people place when I die? I don't think so. But I don't think they go anywhere either. Oh. Sorry. I mean, I think what matters is what we're doing right now. You know? Like watching TV? Sure. For me, it was being the best cat I could be. It could be something like that for you if you want. There's a pause for several minutes at this point. Was I the best dog I could be, Em? Hell no. You were a terrible dog, but you were like my best friend, Wolf. That's nice. The two are silent for an additional 47 minutes before SCP 5113-2 speaks again. I thought there'd be more, Em. These were the last words spoken by SCP 5113-2. The body was later removed and autopsied. The cranial void was no longer present, though other anatomical irregularities remained. In the place of the cranial void was a non-anomalous canine brain. Further testing is underway. SCP 5113 related communications. We at Wilson Wildlife Solutions were saddened by the news of Woofer's loss. Any loss of life comes with great sadness, and especially when you have friends who miss you. Recently, however, we recovered something that might interest you, a Harlequin Great Dane puppy that was born on the same day that Woofer passed. It possessed all the anatomical irregularities present in other 5113 animals. It cannot speak, but it cries similarly to a human newborn. We believe it needs to be socialized with similar animals, and believe it would be appropriate to leave it in Foundation care. Expect him the day after tomorrow at the latest. Best regards, Feyo and Wilson. And that's 5113. If you want to leave your rating up or down, there's a link in the description of this video that you can click and go to to decide how you want to rate it on the wiki, assuming you have an account there. If you don't, you should probably make one. Regardless, thank you very much for watching. As you can see, I'm starting to try and increase the complexity. I don't have a plain white wall over here anymore. There is a poster. 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