 delicious Christmas ASMR take one the video today we're gonna be doing some classic like this video and this video maybe 2023 will be the year of more now some of you may know jocelyn jocelyn is my assistant and helps me make videos do i need to swap back and forth do people like that jocelyn was like you should do more ASMR stuff because it's fun and i said okay and so jocelyn got me this people do that right this is national geographics dino fossil dig kit let's take a look at what's inside here now look at this packaging huh something truly wonderful to behold doesn't it in here we get to excavate a t-rex tooth replica also in the collector's corner we've got genuine dino poop specimen inside so that's pretty good for me please hold i have to get a knife this isn't gonna open a box here we go let's open these seams up here huh also you might be wondering ethan why is this a christmas ASMR thing the contents of this box don't have anything to do with christmas there was another setup that we had for this video and jocelyn was like it's too sterile and i guess jocelyn just runs the fucking channel now so i had to change it up and she said you should put something more currency on and i said fine and then i put on these gamegrums pajamas that you can get at gamegrums.com slash merge and then i said i have a christmas hat maybe it'll be more christmasy and then jocelyn was like that's what jocelyn sounds like nothing more inside the box now we've got our instructions and learning guide and a fine glass we've got a little tool here can you set to excavate your little ears if you've got too much ear wax oh little guy here there we're gonna excavate now we'll see what's inside there should be a genuine dino bone and the last thing is our dinosaur poop that we have here make sure to get a nice nice close up on that dino poop and you know what's great about this dino poop is that they have a little stand so you can just set it up right there isn't this nice so we've got to get this guy careful not to ruin the dino bones in there so be very careful getting this out let's pass them in here our nice magnifying glass so we can really look at these bones now it's time to start the excavation process i don't know how i'm supposed to do this they've been hiding cocaine and children's excavation toys for years wow it's very important when excavating when excavating dino dna that you want to try and get out as much of the bones as possible without destroying the actual fossils inside i can't quite tell yet but i think we're starting to make a little bit of progress here it is the holiday season and while i'm excavating this tooth let me tell you a little story now long ago back when santa first went into business you know there's so many people that tell the story of of the first clan is a christmas miracle people always talk about santa and his reindeer but what they don't talk about was the experiments that santa was running in his lab with his elves now before they found the reindeer you know they tried dogs they tried horses they tried many things and one of the things that santa and his elves tried to do was reanimate prehistoric creatures we all know that one of the fastest creatures of the prehistoric time was the velociraptor okay and just like in the movie Jurassic Park santa had himself a nice little piece of amber with a prehistoric mosquito in it and so santa brought it to his best elf scientists and they did successfully bring back to life not one not two not three not four not five not six not seven six teen dinosaurs velociraptors they successfully brought them back they didn't know what they were doing Jurassic Park wouldn't come out for at least another 10 years so they didn't know what could happen you know they didn't have that warning that we all now have because of Jurassic Park and Jeff Goldblum and so santa as naive as he was and you know you can't pass him for that but he took out these velociraptors and he said dash away dash away dash away all as he does and the velociraptors they lasted a few good christmases santa gained their trust the elves gained their trust but at the end of the day a velociraptor and dinos in general are animals and what are animals they're wild you know not like our domesticated dogs and cats today these these guys are wild and they have instincts that they will follow because at the end of the day it's all about survival the velociraptors at one point they get hungry and you can only feed a velociraptor christmas cookies and eggnog for so long they need meat they thirst for it you know it's their carnivores through and through and when you give them too much sugar they start to get indigestion and it's very bad for them okay and so one by one the velociraptors started to get a little out of control dozens of elves were consumed on christmas eve by the velociraptors and you know who could blame them but once the blood was spilled and once that thirst started to get quenched there was nothing holding them back and so they feasted that night that christmas eve back in 1985 they feasted on elves the entire night until the sun rose and then finally santa realized the deed that he had done he realized the error that he made and so just like they didn't old yeller santa had to bring the velociraptors round back one by one taking a bullet much like these and putting them through the skulls of each and every velociraptor that previously pulled the sleight and that is how santa claus that life finds a way did i know bono five ever seen one here we are the beautiful t-rex bone it traveled so many miles up down and around panjia until all of our great nations were separated by the atlantic and the pacific because back then was just one big oosh and after i'm sure seeing the horrors of what santa did it perished and now it's here in my hands and how i can use this wonderful dino bone to continue to spread not only the story but the spirit of christmas i'll see you all very soon all right