 Why why am I having so many issues this literally works before stream? I let it a I need you for content Are you guys doing you're watching some sports stuff? American football Chat, what's your opinion on American football? Because I am Colombian and in Colombia Football is something else. They talk shit about football About American football. Are you gonna lose your sponsorship? The real football is the one where you hit the ball with the foot No, no really and this isn't it's like an egg. It's not a it's not even a ball Okay, so don't only decide what is football you guys decide with this weird measurement system America's just really good for like creating arbitrary things and you guys expect the whole world to adhere to these things And I think it's not fair. Yes We don't expect we demand yes America first only America matters a number two America is the best and number C Oh, honey, aren't you from another country and you came to America because it's better right now I'm pretty buff Well, it's unfair because you're like a genetic anomaly. Yeah, you're hard like a genetic anomaly Do you work out a lot? Actually, I've been really bad about working out recently It's working. We fixed it. Wait, go stand over there. Go stand on the podium on the podium. Yeah, okay Very special day guys Now a coaching Coach can you tell us what you plan to do against the Buffalo Bills? How do you plan to win the game? well Buffaloes are actually Um Wait, no, I was thinking of balls They grab these like things and then they poke the balls on the neck on the back and then they cut their ears Okay, so how do you grab a sword and then they like Have you guys ever gone to ball riding before it's horrible? I cried Is this an offensive or a defensive tactic that you guys have decided to implement against the Buffalo Bills? It's an offensive on offensive tactic for sure. Yeah, so what do you guys want to do defensively? Well, you just kind of go like and then you run away from it Okay, I like do the dodge Okay, so you're going to be doing a lot of dodging defensively That's usually not how you play football, but we'll take your way for catching and sorting attacking Wasn't there an issue about 10 years ago for you coach where over over in New Orleans You had a little bit of a different issue with a lot of attacking and different defensive tactics Oh, I don't remember actually I must have been in a lot of cocaine back then Okay, well coach. Thank you for joining us today. Well, we'll see what the problem. No problem. It was a pleasure. Thank you That's a really bad strategy. I think we're probably we're probably gonna end up in jail actually if I go to jail It's a linear using a sword Joe's a good time Okay, I'll keep that one. All right by Lenny. Thanks. I Another try after I just got pancake. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh Dude my defense is getting Dude my defense is getting torched. Okay, we got a blitz of hard. We got a blitz of real hard. Oh No, dude, that was a big head Oh What are you doing? Wait, why was a middle linebacker playing corner? Why is a linebacker playing corner? Oh My Michael Thomas. Oh, I got this. Oh my gosh really. Oh Yes Nice streamer is winning true. Okay ready ready Quinn Yes Nice Nice break. I just call the time out because I got excited and I dropped my controller. Oh My gosh, no no way Hey, by the way new football show Tuesdays at noon central time We did our first episode last week and it went really well. Let's go football Wait, what did Joe Flacco just broke a tag off? Oh big We're kicking a field goal chat. Let's go. Let's tie it up. Let's tie it up. Wow That was close No, no, no, no Well, he just caught that one handed left hand one handed. Yeah, we're gonna blitz. I bet they're gonna run again Dude Alvin Kamara has three rushes for 50 yards. I keep passing. What am I doing? Oh my what? How do you control your receiver when running the quarterback left trigger and then right stick But it's kind of like it has a delay on it. So you can't like abuse it Big sack Nice play Continue to feed him the ball. He's having that kind of game. Yeah, might they get him the ball since Dude, I think we might get a little here at least Please don't tell me I missed Close okay, hey, not bad the hell's wrong my pants. Okay fellas listen up Hey, coach, is it true that Flacco sleeps with your mom before every game? No, it is. What the hell? I'm your damn coach. You show me some damn respect Okay, good Lord coach Flacco here. Listen. Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is when you call the same damn play and expect different results Hey, how about you quit throwing the same damn interception? We're having a good game Okay, the Buffalo Bills are a damn good football team. They are 17 to 13 That's a hell of a job and getting it back getting it close So I demand that we get a touchdown on this. You know what not even any touchdown I want to touchdown pass. I even went as far as making the bold claim The bold claim that Joe Flacco Joseph Flacco was gonna throw more touchdowns than interceptions this week So go down the field. I know we don't got Sutton Trey Quinn. You're doing a phenomenal job today Trey Quinn is doing thank God for Trey Quinn. Can we all say that can we get a thank God for Trey Quinn? So keep fighting. Don't get tiring on me. Don't give up on me. I gotta have this delicious smoked brisket from Chipotle Breaking out sorry. I got back to the sideline late Listen, I'm glad we got a sponsor and everything But this Chipotle is giving me the only runs we have been able to do today. Please reconsider Eat some more five or so on chat. We're going for it. I don't care. Trey Quinn. Trey Quinn's a God Thank God for Trey Quinn What is the tight end jelly peanut? Nice Yeah, what a tight end actually is he's kind of like a hybrid lineman receiver like usually they line up on the line Or off the line there uses a pass catcher and it's somebody to help lock in the run game. Oh No shot dude, dude, why is Devon digs just owning me? Your Trey Quinn might end up with a hundred yards No, Trey Quinn you idiot, what are you doing? How did you fumble that? How did that even happen? Oh Big sack Okay, Joe Flacco is gonna go lead this offense down the field Alvin Kamara Trey Quinn Michael Thomas and we are gonna score a touchdown right here to tie it up We might even go over to and go for the win Can Joe Flacco do it the time is now? No, he overthrew him so hard. How do you over throw him that hard? He's wide open. Thank y'all for joining me today Obviously, we did not play at the level in which we wanted to play at this week applies this music sounds so happy Jay Jonah Jameson here from the Daily Bugle any thoughts on that menace spider-man and how has ruining the city? Anyways tough game coach. Hope you do better next week We obviously did not play the way that we wanted to play and we obviously are having a hell of a quarterback Situation it comes down to the fundamentals honestly Michael's it's all it is formerly of the Michaels and bicycles times now on We have got to control the football or happily married man now divorced Formerly loving father now my son hates me. I Don't understand how this happened. I've always tried to do the right thing and she just took it all away from me Okay, I feel lost and hopeless. Okay, that has nothing to do with what we're talking about son Okay, well anyway as that was plan to address the problems at quarterback Okay, well next question you look up from the podium and you see Joe Flacco making tics in the back Joe What the hell are you doing in here? Yeah? Hey, why are you on your damn phone? Why are you dancing? Joe Flacco you're the NFL interception leader for a season the entirety of all history of the NFL We've only played 10 games. Look listen. Here's here's what it all comes down to all right Coach in a truth to the rumor you and Joe Flacco are swinging partners Okay, no specifically wife swappers. No that didn't explain why he's still on the no that none of that none of that None of that happens with us Listen, I was a strictly professional relationship. Thank y'all so much for joining me. I'll see y'all next week