 Jerry at Faroaks. Hey, what's this all about? I'm still the newest cadet here at this table. Yeah, sure, you're the newest cadet. But you're not going to serve water to the rest of these punks. Not while Lauren Sylvester Young is around. No, sir. Lauren Sylvester. Hey, is that your name, Tubby? Yes, sir. That's the old Cognomans. Want to make something out of it? No, of course not. But that has never heard it before, that's all. Lauren Sylvester, that's good. Hey, Lee, what's this all about? I thought I was water corporal at this table. Don't you get it, Jerry? The fellas are just trying to show you what they think of you're winning the riding meet with Epps in today. Me? Yeah, I know what you're going to say, but after all, you were leading the team today, and you were the one who led that last jump, the one event that finally cinched the whole meet for Faroaks. Oh, yeah, I get it, huh? Me, huh? Sure. Hey, Cadet Young. Yes, sir, Cadet Dugan. I'll have some more water, too, if you please. OK, OK, I'm not you, sir, Cadet Dugan. Hey, quiet down, everybody. Quiet down, come on. Sergeant Alden's going to speak now. All right, come on. Hey, come on. Quiet, quiet, quiet. All right, quiet, please. Well, this is a great day for Faroaks, isn't it? You bet, yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir, I know that this is the day that most of you have been waiting to see. The day with the name of Faroaks Military Academy finally will be inscribed on the fifth and last gold plate on the Hunter Craig Trophy for the riding meet between Epps and Military Institute and our own Alma Mater. I know that we're all very sorry that the Edson team couldn't be with us this evening to celebrate. Quiet, man, quiet, please. But we are glad to have at least one representative of the Edson team with us. And Edson Cadet, who was able to stay over just tonight, the captain of the Edson team, Cadet Major Patterson. Thank you, fellas. Well, I guess we kind of took a beating today, didn't we? You bet we did. Good job, you cut it out. Well, you certainly earned your victory. And on behalf of my team and on behalf of all the Edson riding teams who have written to win that trophy before this, I congratulate you. There will certainly be another award waiting for us next year. And let me tell you right now, although Faroaks has won the Hunter Craig Trophy as a permanent possession, Edson will be ready to fight for whatever trophy is up next year. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Major Patterson. I know that the entire student body of Faroaks is happy that you've been able to stay over and be with us this evening. Although it is celebrating the defeat of your alma mater, you've proved the value of good sportsmanship by remaining here in Faroaks and extending to your opponents your congratulations. All right, men. Now, I know that some of you recognize the man who is sitting here on my right. Some of you have never seen him before. But when I introduce him to you, well, men, I know you're going to realize why he's come more than 1,000 miles to be here this evening with us and why he came all that distance to be here at Faroaks at the riding meet this afternoon. Cadets of Faroaks Military Academy, I take the greatest of pleasure in introducing to you a former Faroaks cadet, a former fellow student, coach Donald Craig. Fellow cadets, thank you, fellas. Well, I must say it's a greater honor for me to have been here today and to be here tonight than it is for you to have to feed me at this wonderful dinner. Well, it's been a long time since I've had my name mentioned in this hall. It's been a long time since I've even been here. We who have been graduated from FMA don't have the opportunity to return to our alma matter very often. But when we do, believe me, we do enjoy it. Well, fellas, I don't want to go into a lot of ancient history. But as you know, Captain Hunter left us a few years ago to obey greater commands than he could know here on Earth. Before he died, though, Howard and I decided we'd like to make a contribution toward the good-spirited rivalry between Edson and Faroaks by offering a trophy to be placed into competition between the two schools. As you also know, up to this year, Faroaks has won the trophy twice, and Edson has won it twice. Now, just this afternoon, the writing team of Faroaks Military Academy has won the Hunter Craig trophy for the third time, placing this plaque forever within the trophy cabinet in Custis Hall. My congratulations to the Faroaks writing team. And may I add, the congratulations of him who cannot be here tonight, Captain Howard Hunter. All right, fellas. In honor of Coach Don Craig and Captain Hunter, the Faroaks, I'm a martyr. We blue, we sing thy praise. We proclaim our loyalty and all our love to thee. We are voices raised. And now, I know that if Howard Hunter is listening tonight, he'll appreciate your singing of our alma mater and also the fact that I'm able to be here tonight to present to your honorary captain, Paul Warren, the Hunter Craig trophy. All right, fellas. Thank you, Coach Craig. And on behalf of Faroaks, I accept the Permanent Award of the Hunter Craig trophy. But there's a cadet here tonight who I think ought to really accept this plaque for us, because it was he who led our team to victory today. He wasn't able to ride the horse he trained on, and he had to ride a horse he'd only had a half day to practice on. But still, he went out today and led Faroaks to win the Hunter Craig trophy. Although he's just a plebe here at FMA, I know we're glad to honor him tonight. Cadets, here's to Jerry Duggan. All right, Duggan, you want to make a reply? Well, I think it might be a better idea. I mean, well, after all, it was a horse that carried me over that last year. All right, Duggan, all right. Thanks. And I think we all know exactly how you feel. Now, cadets of Faroaks, I know that some of you have met a gentleman who was a visitor here at Faroaks for the first time and who has shown such an interest in this particular athletic event on our campus. It isn't very peculiar to me that he has shown this interest, because after all, he's been a friend of one of the stellar members of our riding team for quite some time. Of course, I think you know who I mean. He's been beaming and smiling up here at this table all through dinner. And I know you're going to be very, very interested in what he has to say. I mean, of course, Jerry Duggan's former employer and guardian, the owner of Randall Brothers Greater Circus, Mr. Sam Randall. Thank you, Sergeant. Well, boys, this is kind of new to me, but I'll do my best to tell you what I have in mind. Faroaks has won the Hunter Craig trophy for the last time. You're going to keep it here at Faroaks for all time to come. But, well, you're going to have to fight for something in the future. And, well, I'd like the privilege of offering a trophy for a competition between Faroaks Military Academy and Edson Military Institute in future riding meets. It will be a facsimile of the Hunter Craig trophy. And if it's all right with you, I'd like you to call it by the same name, the Hunter Craig trophy. OK, boys? Yeah! Well, fellows, fellows, I know that we all feel the same way toward thanking Mr. Randall. And I know you'll all agree with me that this has been a great day for Faroaks. Now, to end our celebration, I'm going to ask Ed Dixon to lead us in a Faroaks yell. All right, Ed. All right, gang, let's have a locomotive. M-A-K-N-R-O-A-K-M, fellows, fellows! Well, hello, Mark Anthony. What do you mean, Mark Anthony? I mean, you made such a swell speech tonight, accepting the trophy. Oh, cut it out, Leigh. I couldn't think of anything to say. You're telling me. Yeah, I should think a swell horseman like you could have thought of something to say. Oh, yeah? Say, it's a good thing I thought of something. Is that dumb horse of mine almost didn't go over that last jump? Didn't go over the last jump? Hey, what do you mean? That's what I mean. Leigh, Tubby, when Blue Comet. That's the name of the horse. Yeah. When Blue Comet almost didn't go over that last hurdle, I pretended I was pulling him in. You mean that you didn't really pull him in? Of course not. I just pretended. And then I had them raise the hurdle a foot higher, because I knew if we lost on that last hurdle, we'd have only tied anyway. And, well, if we won, well, we'd win the whole meet. Well, that was logical, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, that was logic. Yeah, the same kind of logic Max says you've got. What do you mean? Irish logic, my friend. Irish logic.