 Welcome to the Christmas Crypto Minute. I cannot believe you ruined Christmas. That's supposed to be my job. Sorry, man. Did the Trump entities actually use stock images? That is next level right-click save. Doing my part to orange pill Santa. Silvergate faces a class action lawsuit for their ledger role with FTX. It looks like Caroline Angi or Wenger taking plea deals. The co-founder of the once-coin-forbillion-dollar pyramid scheme pleads guilty. Where are you, bull run? The Lightning Network created a lightning address so you can crowdfund on Bitcoin without running a node. Bran Finney started posting from HealthBinney's Twitter to keep it from getting deactivated. Not the bear mark, but the extra ramen for Christmas dinner? A South Korean court freezes $92 million with assets linked to tarot tokens. Boris Johnson's brother ships down as an advisor for Binance. Man, the bots really might get the last laugh on Twitter. It's really dumping out there. So we're getting a white Christmas? Oh, no, dear. I'm eating in the markets. Manchester United launches an NFT collection, block fabrications, and bankruptcy court to allow users to withdraw their assets. The former Blizzard president is going to be the new CEO of Ugo Labs. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is spreading fud for all two here. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Double hate. Lows entirely. Keep stacking and happy holidays.