 These are real comments and tweets from the Dorito chip of a dumpster fire that is sitting in office. We're not going to die. We're not going to die. We might, though. At least, not tonight. Not you guys. We might. Yeah, not tonight. So tonight, while we're here, I thought we would listen to Trump's tweets. I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier. I like to drive. I can't drive anymore. Linda Belcher, Bob Spurger. I don't even know what this means. Sorry about my breath, by the way. Right at Fox Nation, grateful Syrians react to real Donald Trump strike. I'll name my son Donald. I don't even know what that means. He thinks that the Syrians who are getting killed by him are going to name their children Donald. They're so happy. They're so grateful to him. I'm so dumb for voting for that guy. That makes the two of us. Immigration ban is one of Trump's most popular orders so far. The same fake news media that said there is no path to victory for Trump is now pushing the phony Russia story, a total scam exclamation point. The real story turns out to be leaking exclamation point. Find the leakers. People are urinating everywhere. This is like anal leakage or news leakage. Had a great meeting at CIA headquarters yesterday, it's a packed house, and I pay great respect to a wall, long-standing ovations, amazing people, win. I think even CIA knocked me in. I don't know what I said. I don't know. Should we do three more? Okay, good. Allegiance agencies should never have allowed this fake news to leak into the public. One last shot at me. Are we living in Nazi Germany? Yes, we will with you, Donald Trump. Third anti-Christ. Yes. Do you like Nostradamus? We'll talk after the show. Yeah, I do. I feel like you know me, you get me. My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nostrum. She's a great person. She's always pushing me to do the right thing. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. Who says terrible anymore? What a fuckface. Tremendous respect for women and the many roles they serve that are vital to the fabric of our society and our economy, especially the Pussies. I added that part. Yeah, you did. That's outside of the quotes. Bye. Bye.