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It's 9 30 Well, I got you note to wake you dear and I'm glad you did mrs. Davis I've got to do a little checking today on one of my pupils who's been absent all week Eddie Garson But Connie today is Sunday. I know mrs. Davis, but Eddie's always had such a good record of attendance I just can't understand it his mother hasn't answered any of my notes and by tomorrow mr. Conklin will send a truant officer after him I'm going over to his house today and investigate It's very nice of you to take such an interest in the boy Connie Well, I feel it's my duty to go to Eddie's home mrs. Davis He's always been a good student well-behaved with a fine character and he lives four doors for mr. Boynton Connie did mr. Boynton ask you for a date. How could he mrs. Davis? I haven't asked him to yet But if I can straighten out Eddie Garson in a hurry, I might accidentally run into mr. Boynton I'm perfectly willing to meet him halfway Of course if his door opens outward, I'm liable to get a broken nose But I understand that mr. Boynton likes to take his Sunday morning constitutional by himself Well, that's what's nice about a constitutional you can always amend it Miss Brooks may I come in Eddie? Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, sure sit down miss Brooks. Thank you Eddie I'm glad to see you're not sick. I came over to find out why you haven't been in school all week Well, frankly miss Brooks. I've been pretty busy. Oh, well, I guess I can go home now You know, it's no joke trying to raise kids kids, but you're only 14 years old yourself Well, that's what makes it so tough. Oh Well, I guess I can go home now I've been taking care of my kid brothers miss Brooks. You see my father's on the road and my mother's in the hospital Oh, I'm sorry Eddie. Is there anything I can do to help? Oh, there sure is miss Brooks Mom's over in the clay city hospital and I'd like to hitch a ride out and see her today If there was only someone to stay with the kids. Well, you will oh gee. That's wonderful miss Brooks. Hey Mike Hey Danny, will you come here? This is miss Brooks. She's my English teacher at school. Oh I'm glad to know you too Mike and this is Danny say hello to miss Brooks Danny. Hello Now there won't be any trouble at all miss Brooks. In fact, they'll give you all the help you need help. Well, yeah with Tommy the baby help Well, I'll be running along now. I'll be home in time for dinner. Thanks a million so long Well, here we are We'll have to wait. Oh on second thought maybe you two other two better wait. Oh Quiet baby nice, baby your mother will be home soon How does your mother keep him quiet? You gotta tell a story. Yeah, you gotta tell him a story. All right, I'll tell you a story He heard that one. He's pretty blasé for a child his age Anyway, once there were three bears You thought I'd tell him that old chestnut chance Danny. She might put a switch on it Right in the prince lived happily ever after I'm glad for him I wonder why Eddie ain't home. You wonder why Eddie ain't home some English teacher My life hit a child and this is the first time I ever wondered why Eddie should have been back by now though. It's after seven. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty I'll get you something to eat and drink in a minute Quiet Tommy now once there was a girl named little red riding hood. Oh great Whose father was a traveling salesman And the glass slipper fit right over Cinderella's foot Hmm. Well, thank goodness. They're all asleep. Now if I only knew where Eddie was oh Hello, hello miss Brooks. Well, gee, I had a wonderful visit with my mother. Thanks to you Oh, I'm glad Eddie, but where are you now? Well, I'm still in Clay City miss Brooks with some friends and mothers The doctor said she can go home tomorrow, and if you'll just stay with the kids overnight. Oh, but Eddie I haven't got any of where one of mothers Appreciate this miss Brooks. I'll see you tomorrow Well, it's in a good cause Once there were three little pigs let's not bring personalities into this Drop the other shoe There was a big giant. Let's see now. I better see what's in the kitchen before hungry thirsty and screamy wake up Well, there's not a thing in the cupboard I better call Mrs. Davis If they'll only stay quiet for a few more minutes Hello. Hello, Mrs. Davis. This is Connie Connie. I've been worried sick. Where in the world have you been? I have no time to explain now, but I want you to do me a favor when Walter Denton comes by to take me to school Send him over to 225 Park Street 225 Park Street. Yes, Mrs. Davis. I can't make it to school today I'll tell you all about it when I see you This is mysterious not going to school on Monday morning. I'd better call Mr. Just tell him that Connie is sick Hello, is that you all good? This is mr. Conklin speaking This is Margaret Davis I was good and I just want to tell you that miss Brooks won't be in school today She doesn't feel well doesn't feel well. What's the matter with her? I really don't know us good. I just know she's quite Indisposed I'm sorry to hear that Mrs. Davis Tell miss Brooks to take care of herself. Goodbye He didn't sound very concerned if I were you Connie. I wouldn't go in and tell her Well, who am I talking to she's not even home As soon as I send one of my students to the store Mike you find hooky today miss Brooks I guess I'll have to until your brother Eddie comes home Say that reminds me. I'd better call mr. Conklin. I won't like tell him I can't explain about Eddie on the phone besides. There's no proof of his story until his mother comes back I wish you talked to us for a while. You're making me very nervous I'm sorry Danny. I know what I'll do. I'll make believe I'm Mrs. Davis and tell him I'm sick Hello, mr. Conklin. This is Mrs. Davis Margaret. Yes, I just wanted to tell you that miss Brooks doesn't feel very well Taking a turn for the words who miss Brooks Yes. Oh, well, that is she's no worse than she's ever been Have you had a doctor? Yes, but how did you know she was sick? You just told me a few minutes ago. I did Oh, of course, I did I'm upset about this. For heaven's sake Margaret. Don't go to pieces I mean Tommy. I mean, oh, I'll be all right. Goodbye, mr. 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I'll get palm olive soap today The dot the dot the dot the dot mail your entry to palm olive box 92 New York 8, New York, but hurry your last chance contest closes next Saturday get palm olive soap for a lovelier complexion Remember doctors prove palm olive's beauty results And now back to our miss Brooks where we find Walter Denton and Harriet Conklin listening to the radio in Walter's car And that ladies and gentlemen concludes our newest cast from our nation's capital I think they're gonna give another clue for the $18,000 contest on sing it again Okay, Harriet and here ladies and gentlemen is your extra clue to the phantom voice on the CBS sing it again program At camp his father was a king who spent some time at lumbering Okay, Walter. You can turn it off now boy. I'd sure like to win those prizes At camp his father was a king What was the second line Harriet the second line the dot the dot the dot oh? It was nice of you to give me a ride this morning, Walter Oh, that's all right Harriet if I were the principal's daughter and you were me You'd give me a ride if my father drove off to school early in the morning without me this morning. Who wouldn't you? Stop for me is because of my father. Oh, of course. That's not what I mean I I thought you might want to ride over and pick up miss Brooks with me Mrs. Davis was pretty mysterious about her said she hadn't been home all night Where did Mrs. Davis say miss Brooks was Walter? 225 Park Street Park Street Doesn't mr. Boynton live on Park Street. Yeah, come to think of it. He does Picture we saw last week the one called her other life. Yeah Harriet. Maybe miss Brooks has another life Miss Brooks married. I don't be silly Harriet. Mr. Boynton doesn't like girls. He likes frogs They might even have a family by now. It's just like a woman always giving people families This is Park Street, and there's miss Brooks in front of that house. Oh Harriet. I'm glad you could Harriet I didn't know you'd be along but now that you are I've got to take you into my confidence Harriet can you keep a secret? Oh, certainly miss Brock even from your father especially from my father Good, then I don't want either of you to mention that you saw me here You see I told mr. Conklin that I was sick and well, I'll explain it all later But right now you've got to go to the grocery store for me. What is it? You're going to explain later miss Brooks That's the secret Walter just take this list and this money and have them send these groceries out as soon as possible The address is right on the bottom of the list. Okay miss Brooks, but there sure is something funny going on Why there's nothing funny about it at all, Walter. Good day miss Brooks and and give my regards to the children Thank you Harriet. I will Disorder we've just given four bottles of milk one dozen cans of string vegetables Two chocolate milkshake bars a large box of pablum and some swyback That sure is suspicious. All right. Nobody eats swyback if they're not married Look who just came into the store, Walter. It's mr. Boynton. Hiya mr. Boynton. Oh, it's water-tent and Harriet How are you today? We're fine mr. Boynton. How are you all? Oh, well as could be expected. We're anticipating a blessed event at any time now Yes, of course Patricia has quite a big family now she's even changing her name Yes, Patricia is one of my favorite frogs. Oh Those those bundles look pretty heavy Walter. Can I give you a hand with one of them? Oh, yeah, thanks, mr. Boynton We just bought them for miss Brooks miss Brooks. Why didn't she come down herself? Well, she looked pretty upset when we saw her last mr. Boynton here You better take both of these bundles and get right over there me, but get right over where I guess you never heard of 225 Park Street Park Street. I live on Park Street Harriet. He says he lives on Park Street Walter will be late for school. Don't worry mr. Boynton. Your secret is safe with us. Yeah, I think it's wonderful And while sleeping beauty was waiting Prince Charming came to her door Come in Prince. Oh, it's the doorbell. I guess you got carried away by the story. It should happen to me At last the groceries hello miss Brooks and mr. Boynton right behind them come in won't you? He's a big one ain't he? There she goes again Miss Brooks, who are these these children will do high pockets Terribly bright now boys run to the kitchen and play with the meat cleaver until lunch is ready Make it snappy because I'm hungry and I'm thirsty Have to turn that on or excuse me mr. Boynton. There there little baby. There I guess I'll have to pick it up Miss Brooks, I don't want to pry but where did all these children come from or any biology teacher knows that the store What I mean is who's are they well? They're the children of Eddie garson who's a student of mine's mother which their father is a traveling salesman I'm afraid you're upset. Oh, well, of course. I am you'd be upset too if you had breakfast crying and three children cooking on the stove Isn't there anything I can do to help? Yes, there certainly is mr. Boynton You can help me get this house tidied up before Eddie brings his mother home from the hospital But miss Brooks, I've got to go to school. You're smart enough now In some ways Call mr. Conklin and tell him you're ill, but I'm not ill Stick around a while your chances will improve. I don't know what this is all about miss Brooks But if you're in trouble the the least I can do is stand by and lend a hand Give that boy a box of merit badges and two tickets to the next Olympic game No doubt you're wondering why I summoned you two to my office Harriet. Well, yes, mr. Conklin I was speaking to my daughter Harriet There's something strange going on in this school today First mrs. Davis calls to tell me that miss Brooks is sick twice Then mr. Boynton calls tells me he won't be able to come to school today because he's expecting an illness And then while I was conducting both their classes. I catch my own daughter receiving a note from this This scallywag From this scallywag, thank you, then And over the note Harriet the note That's better Dear Harriet whatever you do don't let the cat out of the bag about meeting you know who in the grocery store and sending Where we did we don't want to get miss. You know who in trouble after all we have no proof that those little you know Who's are heard Nor are we positive that 225 Park Street is a love nest You know who What's the meaning of this Harriet? Oh, you wouldn't want me to betray a confidence. What's your father? Yeah, you wouldn't want her to do that Would your father mr. Conklin I'll find out what's going on at 225 Park Street Well, mr. Boyden, did you enjoy your lunch? Oh, yes indeed miss Brooks and you know something Seeing you taking care of those children and then tucking them in for their nap after lunch made me feel that this is where you belong Miss Brooks, did you ever think of giving up your career as a teacher? Why mr. Boyden? I mean it I've been thinking it over all morning and well, I've got another sort of career in mind for you. You have Yes, miss Brooks. I have Why don't you become a governess? I'll tell you what mr. Boyden. I'll become a governess when you become a governer It's been fun trying to help you out this morning, miss Brooks I hope I have been of some assistance with the children Oh, you've been a tremendous help, mr. Boyden They would never have gone to bed so quickly if you hadn't told them that fascinating story about the african tzitzi fly It was nothing really nothing he said it had everything humor pay-thos sleeping sickness Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to wash the luncheon dishes. No, no, you sit right where you are, miss Brooks I'm going to do those luncheon dishes myself. Oh, but mr. Boyden. No, no, I'll have them done in a jiffy Picture you upon my knee just gave it to and to me Made for you and you for me, oh Tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom-tom. Oh, I hope that's eddie and his mother be right there We will raise a family a boy for you a girl for me What's going on here miss Brooks? I was under the impression that you were sick. I was I am Uh, what a coincidence you're meeting me here at the doctors Did you say the doctors? He's an obstetrician What I don't think I helped my case any Miss Brooks, I just mr. Compton Good afternoon, mr. Boyden. I suppose you're here visiting the doctor too. Oh, of course. He's expecting tadpoles It's it's my sinuses mr. Conklin Oh, well, you've certainly come to the right place for treatment an obstetrician should do them a world of good Now see here you two. I know this is no doctor's office. You know what? I think I think you two are secretly married And this is your loveless loveless loveless loveless loveless Who are these? Where did they come from now? Please mr. Conklin remember your blood pressure. He turns an interesting color, doesn't he? I don't know what you are or who you are or Oh, please your type when I was silent pictures Back in your room you two sit down mr. Conklin. Take it easy But miss broke you promised us another story get back in your room or I will kill you Now please let me explain mr. Conklin very well miss brokes Everyone's entitled to a hearing before he's hanged That's what I like an open mind Now you see sir mr. Boyden and I were just taking care of these children until their mother comes back from the hospital That's right. Mr. Conklin. It was an emergency. Yes all well and good But why did you lie to me? Well, it would have been hard to explain on the phone mr. Conklin and besides I didn't want eddie garson to get in trouble He's been absent all week taking care of his little brother a very touching story miss brokes I don't doubt that your motives were of the highest but I can't run a school that way Miss brokes unless you're in your classroom for the afternoon session. You had better look elsewhere for employment Oh, that must be eddie now. I'll get it Eddie I thought you'd never get where's your mother? Well, she's paying the cab miss brokes She'll be right in the doctor says she's fine. Oh good Then she'll be able to take care of her family again, and I can get back to school Oh, no, you can't miss brokes. We need you more than ever now. 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