 Hi everyone. I'm Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon. I've been called the Overlord of the Corporate Board, the King of Prime and the Bringer of Fresh, and I sure hope I'm being audible. Listen, I know this will surprise you all, but I've had a change of heart about our company's involvement with Berlin. You see, I've been visiting Berlin for a few days and I've learned a lot. Like you all, I've queued for millennia in the shadows of Bergen and I wasn't let in, despite my kink wear. I stood in lines for apartment viewings in Friedrichshain. I frolicked on the emerald plain of Tempelhof, rode the citrus-flavored scooters, discovered donor. You might think it's a miracle, but I'm a new man. I've realized life is too short to be an asshole. Amazon has to change its ways. That's why I'm announcing today that I'm going to get Amazon to accept Berlin vs. Amazon's 14 demands for workers, the community, and the planet, because you're right. It's not fair for a global corporation to just use a great city like Berlin for profit. If our company or any company wants to be part of the community, we need to give back, no matter the cost. You see, I've seen the Berlin Wall and I learned what it looks like when Unity wins in Division Falls. I learned that freedom of speech isn't just a subscription that you can cancel. I now understand workers' rights aren't just one click away. Human and environmental well-being can't be put in a digital shopping cart that expires after 10 minutes. A better society can't be delivered in two hours or less, so thanks Berlin vs. Amazon. Your 14 demands show us the way forward. We're going to commit to paying all our workers a living wage, respect their unions and independent workers' councils, and also to stop avoiding taxes. We're going to be part of a true green transition and stop pushing endless consumerism. We're dedicated to creating a great future for everyone, not just billionaires. I just want to encourage everyone to visit the Berlin vs. Amazon's website and look at these great recommendations. I think they'll change your life. They sure changed mine.