 Hey! Yo, what the f*** are these animes? These are actually good! So I missed a lot of openings this year, mainly because I'm sure everybody knows it's the- Yeah, it goes, Nick, talking about Japan again. I was in Japan for two months. I didn't get to see everything I wanted to see. So instead of anime openings, all I saw were anime titties, and I think that was a pretty good substitute. Anyways, today I found a video, top 40, um, what the f*** is it called? Top 40 anime openings of spring 2023 by Top Anime Weekly. So shout out to them. I'm stealing your video. By the way, either tomorrow or today or tomorrow, I don't know, whenever. One of these days, I'm gonna get back into streaming. So, um, if you want live reactions, me listening to your suggestions and reacting to things live, go down to this link right now and hit that follow button! Alright! Let's get to the openings! The Windows Movie Maker edition! I'm joking. I'm not trying to s*** on other creators, guys. I'm just- I just found that funny. I've always wanted to watch the preschool anime. Always. Not only have I only wanted to- always wanted to watch a preschool anime, but those preschoolers had to be in dresses! Quote that s***. This has been my dream! This is my dream! My dream anime! Song- okay, the song. Let's listen to the song, okay? I'm sorry, I was caught off guard. They went to an all- not even an all-girls. They went to a preschool to record this. I'm- I'm completely believing that. CC, the first one sounded like a preschool that just sounds like a kindergartener. So we're aging. We're aging up! This looks cute, though. I'm not gonna lie. For me, no. Nick, react to it! No! I am not reacting to it! Alright? Put that on my f***ing tombstone. What the- what the f*** is it called? Whatashi no yuri wo oshigodo desu. I think the- the- this YouTuber's trying to tell us something so far, man. Oh look, this must be a great anime, man! Great anime! Great! This is great! It's like, why wear a- a- a- a shirt like that at this point? Why wear pajamas? You know what I mean? Like, every button is literally button, but the middle one hides the- the anime titties. Like, why even f***ing wear it? That pisses me off. If the next one is another anime tit- bit s***, I swear to God. I better see a cock! If it ain't anime tits, it's furry porn. What the f*** is on her hands? You trying to make me cry? Man, like, can- can I enjoy these openings? What the f*** is that? Is that Megumi's dogs? Let me try to guess what this s***'s about. Alright. Alright, wait, wait, wait, wait. I- I'm gonna be honest with you guys. Alright, alright. YouTuber's switch is off. Um, personality switch off. Um, um, fake reactions off. Okay? Hold on. Hold on. Alright. Alright. I got this. She is- is an odd one out, okay? She's the main character, but- but everybody thinks she's like a f***ing loon, okay? Yeah, I- that's as far as I go. This is 2023? This looks like 1923. Oh, there's the anime thing where you have the people walking. Just do this now. He- he- he- These openings suck so far. What the f*** is that title? Tensai Kazuko no Isakai Bukuroku Jishuo Shiranai Kamigami no Shido? What the f*** is that? Just call it Tensai Kazuko. Isakai, I know that word. Call it Boku Roku. Or Shinorai Kimigami K-Kamigami. Just call it that. Or Shido Shido. Why? What's that title? Imagine I did reactions to that. What the f*** with it? The character limit would pass. I have to label TKNIB to- you're spelling all f***ing word with this- with the abbreviation. You gotta have the titties. You have to have the underaged love- love interests. And of course she's drinking. You gotta have the handsome red-hair man, and then you have to have the girl. You don't know her age, but you're supposed to guess it, and if you think she's hot, then you're labeled a predator. But really, she's like 4,000 years old. It checks all the anime bosses. There we go! She has like a little Among Us tag on her bag. Look at that. That's pretty cool, man. This one's pretty good. Jishuo Shinarai Tenkousai Go- This is smooth! See this? I would lo- Oh, I thought we were panning up a girl's leg real quick. This is cute! This is actually really cute! It looks like a nice family anime. Would one of them die, or are they brother and sister? Tell me right now down below, man, because this actually looks interesting. I might watch this from my fiance. It looks cute. Is it cute? Or am I gonna judge the f*** out of you for telling me to watch it? It's what I don't get, man. It's called Alice Gear Aegis Expansion. Just call it Alice Gear, or Aegis Expansion. Or Aegis! Like, why does it- What the f*** is on her head? The song is dope, man. Ah! Wait, that thing fl- It's a bird! Wait! It's a f***ing bird with a bowtie! Bro, imagine this bird versus Chantaro, versus that bird from One Piece that I haven't met yet, but I saw in a picture all over. People keep sending me. It's like a f***ing bird with a hat top hat on. And like a priest owns him or some sh**? Yeah, man. This YouTuber, I think he sniffs at him a s***hole. It's getting better! Listen, man. Listen. Of course, I'm one of those people in the world that I'm like, you know, I don't care what anyone thinks about me, but if my windows are rolled down, you ain't gonna see me listening to this, okay? Okay? You're gonna have a f***ing row of cops behind me if you hear this. It's good, though. It's good. It's good. Oh! I have a f***ing wolf! What the f*** are these animates? These are actually good! Did she have to... Remember the last time you defended yourself like this? What the f*** was that about? Oh, wait, she's holding like a baby. No, you know what you were doing. It's a guy's shokin' woe nidomi desu. You know what you were doing. Of course, you need the furries. You need the furry with the titties. You need it. Marshall? The f*** is Marshall? This! This should have been number one. Get the f*** out of here. This and the Oshinoko opening, which I kinda got over. This one is like my favorite. The magical destroyer's OP, man. This one is so good. You better show the amazing part. There we go. We got the baseball anime. It's not called the baseball anime. It's called the mix. My size story, Nidomi no Natsu, Sora no Mokui. Don't forget the f***ing E at the end. Come on, man. I asked this once before. I asked it again. How the f*** do you make an anime about a sport and make it interesting? Like, I'm imagining baseball. Okay. In anime baseball, the guys get to hit the ball. But the ball coming towards him will last the full f***ing episode. And while the ball's coming towards him, we're gonna have this whole f***ing backstory playing from the past. And then you're gonna have the guy like, like the ball's gonna move some way. He's gonna be like, Nani? Like some sh***s are gonna happen like that. And the crowd's gonna be like, Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. It's gonna be some big sh***. And that's gonna be like a whole season. That's how I'm thinking. Let me know if I'm right down below. Wow. Wow. Holy sh***, this one was amazing. I think somebody told me about this. Eden Zero. Damn, this opening's pretty good. Isn't this OP? Fifty-seven, that better be, that better be in like, like European currency. Which would make sense, cause it's more. That better be in like, Arabian currency. Or f***ing Yen, man. There's no way. OP fifty-seven. What is this, ten thousand episodes long? I thought one piece was like the longest running. I could be totally wrong. People are probably like, Uh, uh, what'd he say? Oh, a mid-piece? How fuckin' dare you? Why is there like a nine-year-old after a fuckin' six-year-old kid? And if that's OP 57, what is this kid that ate that- that ate the entire- the entire- entire show? Is Ash Ketchum's brother? He made a wish to ho-oh? Imagine somebody tells me, Nick, React to Detective Conan OPs, no. I'm not doing a three-hour-long video, I refuse. This show, with the fuckin' skeleton, what's it called? The skeleton's Hordy Mistress or some shit, man? This looks good. Like this one, interesting. For reasons beyond the- the- the- the- um, the- the- the- the slutty god girl. Like this one right here. Not the dog. This. Th- yeah, this. Yes, this looks fuckin' dope. Are we trying to write literal books as titles now? I'm not talking about like- I- I'm talking about every word inside of a book. Isekai-dei-cheat-skill-wo-tenishita-ori-wa-zenjitsu-sekai-wo-mo-musosuru. What the fuck does that mean? You know what? I gotta translate that right now. I got a cheat skill in another world that became unrivaled in the real world. Two! Don't forget the two! God forbid! What was the title taken already? Things called Stay Free. God damn, let that out, free. Holy shit, man. Are those titties or like fuckin' knees? Knees! Holy dick! Nick, you're- you know, he's sexualizing things. Am I? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You know what, man? I'm becoming a family-friendly channel, guys. No more objectifying anime titties. They might get offended. What a nice shot. It's like they- they're trying to sell you on his anime. It's like there's gods here opening. And then they just pan over to a fuckin' lunchbox or a bento box. Like that- go, I gotta watch this shit now! Tempura? Rice? Fuck yeah! Boots? Tell me in! Some tragic shit happens in this anime. I'm telling you right now, man. She's running to the ocean right now, man. Is that like a metaphor for her drowning herself? Or maybe there's a kid drowning in the ocean. She's going to save it and then a shark comes and swallows her alive. So now this guy has to live the rest of his life just in despair. But then she's reborn as his child. This is an orchestra opening. It's an orchestra anime. Ben, I- I want y'all to make an anime. About this. About my hairband. Call it like an- a hairband in another world. Two! Two! Don't forget that fuckin' two! Or this! Or- or a coaster. Make an anime about a coaster that lives in another world three. I know how I feel about that one. That one was just cool. It was just cool to hear. Like, it exists. Nice. See, this I would watch. I would watch it, man. I'm telling you. Yamada-kun. K-k-k-k- God, I'm gonna cancel for saying that, man. I just said the word. It's kun, right? Or kun. Kun. Come. To level 9999, no koi wo suru. It could have just been called Yamada-kun. Instead, it's Yamada- They have to put level 9999! Get the fuck out of here. I'm not watching this. What the fuck is that? Why? Two normal human beings. The most normal-looking couple. Spawn these three fuckin' animals? Why is she- My God! What a life! W-w-w-w-where's Buddha? W-where is he when I need a man? Seriously, Yusha Gashinda. What does that mean? What unholy, haram shit does that mean? Far to the north of the world lies Hell's Gate. A portal formally used by the demon lord to invade the human- What? The legendary hero is dead. That's the name of the anime. Can't you tell? He-he-he's so fucking legendary! Yeah, bo-oh. Yep. The legendary hero is dead. He-he-he-he probably is fucking dead. This is what he's become, a hentai. Okay, this is the fucking description. Tell me if that's what you get from looking at this. Far to the north of the world lies Hell's Gate. A portal formally used by the demon lord to invade the human realm. Thanks to the legendary hero, Shion Bladeheart's- Arts, arts, wielder of Excalibur and his loyal band of companions. The gate was sealed off and the demonic threat was vanquished. Yep. So that, in Japan, translates as looking up her skirt. I know that ain't a carrot. There's no way. There's no way that's the anime. There's no way. Nope. I refuse it. Thorfinn! Zomomoma! A-Dish! Dead Mountain Death Play! I've definitely heard that before. That-the-the title. Damn! AHHHH! You have 40 tits? Two weren't enough, man. In Japan, they've surpassed us in even bodies. Oh my god, now that is a fucking anime character, man. This dude has eight ribs, an eight-pack- Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah, an eight-pack. He has a-face tats and fucking marshmallows in his hair. This is a fucking anime character. And you need that to happen. You need the floating titty, bitch. Yep, yep, you need this, man. Oh, it's Dr. Stone. That's what it was. I was like, this guy looks way too good to-to be a fucking Isakai with 40 words in a title. Wh-where do I even look on this? Do I look left or right? You know-you know anime changed me when I'm not looking to the right. I'm looking to the left. What the fuck is that? Is that a-a-a grape? A grape. That's what we're doing now in anime. King of-of rings? What the fuck is this called? King of-oh, shit. The Ranking of Kings. The first opening by Vondie? Jesus' tear. I don't know about this one. That one was cool. Yama, Yama. Yo, what's with Mobile Suit Gundam, man? This is fucking dope. Yama? Isn't that the girl with the thing on her face? Oh! Na-da, na-da. Man, my friend, I-what a fucking shot to pause on. But man, thank-thank you. Thank you, my-I had to thank him, man, for-for making me stop on this, man. But listen, I had dinner with my friends the other night, and my friend said, this is one of the worst openings he heard, man. I wanted to take that fucking chicken wing and stick it down his throat. I know a lot of people think that too. They're like, nah, it's mid. It's mid-mid-slayer. Your mom's mid. This guy's name is Bish, or girl is Bish. Fuck yeah, man. Let's go to a Bish concert. Innocent arrogance. There's a fucking name. Tengoku Damakyu. That's what you call an anime. Don't ruin it. This song was ruined to Japan, man. You hear this everywhere. You hear this in a grocery store, in an arcade, probably in a fucking funeral home. It was ruined for me. It's a beautiful song, but it was ruined. Not too pretty. This is number one. This is the best fucking opening. Yes. I never thought we'd get close to the Mukanjiyo. Tsenko Swim. Like, we'll never get close to that. But-but this was damn fucking close, man. And of course, if it survives at the profit again. Peak. Peak. Not only peak opening of the season, but it's peak anime, not even at the season of all fucking lifetime. This is number one. Jiko Kurakuku. Oh, this is Hell's Paradise. I heard this one. This one was pretty like art, man. The fucking- Like, the art in this show. I wonder if it's good. I mean, it's mapple. It's fucking mapple, man. I went to that building. No one was outside. They're all inside, man. I should have camped out there to see if anyone came out. I'm dying to home out. Yes. Good job. Yeah, by the way, those are my pants, man. I took them off mid-video. I actually took them off in the beginning because my balls are like, sticking to the chair, man. Anyways, guys, let me know down below your favorite opening of this season. What was it? Honestly, I think it's the Vinland Saga one. Vinland Saga. That girl one. What the fuck was it called? Oh my God. Oh, shit. Girl, girl destroys. Magical girl, pussy destroys or something. That one I love. Oshinoko, it was just overplayed for me because of Japan. That would have been in the top three, but I wouldn't even put that number three anymore. Number three, I'd put the Demon Slayer one. And then the number four, man, one of these, the fucking Gundam, that one sounded good by Yama. Wow, damn. But yeah, Vinland and magical girl destroyers take those top two spaces for me. Let me know down below, guys, your favorite or maybe your top three if you're feeling like you want to leave a longer comment. Let me know down below. But other than that, you want the full video? Go to my Patreon. And yeah, make sure you guys are at my stream. 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