 Hey yo, it kinda sad right now that I have a logo and nobody gives a f**k if not a single person is interested in the little logo I have. That's cuz Ronnie devalued the logos! He's hanging around like when you go to like a bar and there's a dude like, yeah you want mixtape bro? He hanging around shit like that? It's working man, I see people in his reply. They're bagging, they're on their knees kissing, sucking on his toes and all of that man. What would you do though? What would it take for me? For me like man you get access, it really is access cuz I don't think they get offered any kind of money that's relevant to me. Not saying I made that much, it's just like million man talk okay? I'm not a millionaire, stop telling people I'm million man talk. And remember in 2K19 when I did that video with Kevin Garnett and Paul George, do you remember that? Yeah, yeah. That video was like that, that's dope and they haven't done that all year. Like they told me they could get more of that sh**. I'd be like aw man that sound like, that sounds dope. My audio wasn't recording this whole time. Shout out Agent Zero, we got one and a half million subscribers you use on camera mics here. You're lying! Just like flat reacts. That was like good content. They need to hear my sexy voice now, hold on, hold on, hold on. Close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes. Hey so you said it was too little? Yo vortex, run that, run that, run through. You're real sexy like really though, like when you're at Walmart and somebody asks where this sex toy section is, like how do you talk to them? That does not exist anymore. Hey baby. No it's not, it's not it. That's not it. I know where, I got you, I got you. Just bless us real quickly though. I got you, I got you. I asked you to move, you know what it is. I'm trying to get in the mood real quick, I'm trying to get in the mood, I'm trying to get in the mood. Hold on, I got you, I got you. You had a long day today. Need to, need some time to relax. Go ahead and hit that subscribe button there. Because we'll be entertaining you all night long. And if you don't subscribe after that man, there's nothing we can do man. All this shit about over the years is gone now. For real? Oh it took you 19 years, cause I had to just overwrite it. It was all corrupted. That is tragic, you gotta ask for your money back man. Tell Ronnie I want my money back. Ronnie can have, he can keep, he can keep, he can keep. Why are you doing that, Lee? Whoa! I thought we were supposed to chill together today. I'll say y'all boating online. Alright, okay, cool. Yo, you're putting me off again? No, I would never do that to you, though. But I told you we'd have a date at 6, I told her 18 o'clock. You just gotta be a little bit more clarification. So, what are we doing? Like, are we still, like, is that still happening? Cut. Man, your guy's bad. Yeah, no, we don't have a date no more, so we're just gonna have to cancel our shit. We have to talk 2k stuff guys, the contract, come on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad. OG Torres, I think he has a slasher. No, by the way, he's jibbling, I think he has a playmaker. But playmakers can't shoot out. Hey, I got a question. Like, what's her name though? How the fuck did you enter his Discord call? One of y'all sent him an invite. No, I don't know what it means. So you're not gonna tell us her name? Oh, he went to Lowe's room. If you're gonna cheat on me, I think I should at least know her name. Why are you taking those shots, man? I'm not gonna cheat on you. Are you a fan for the dinner? Oh my god. That's so fucked up that my defense A1, but he gets an ankle breaker and now I'm sent flying. Yo, man, let's bop these fellas, man. Yo, me, I'm playing with a young agent. We hit these, board off. Why, how did you not get the rebound? You fucking suck dick, man. Vortex, you suck dick. For real. Yo, he blocked it by clicking. He blocked the pass, clicking triangle. We come back. We come on. We come up. Vortex, you're actually God awful. Oh my god. He's trolling. Cool. He's trolling. Yo, Vortex, why did you just... He's not open. Don't worry. Oh my god. He's open. He has money. You're missing. I know how to shoot with this player. This is 19. It's not 2K20. Trust me. I know what I'm doing. He'll work for three right now. What are you talking about? A full court contested shot. Step up. Up, up. No, it's 19. Dickhead. They hit those. Step up. I wonder if I have any more points. God. Are you going to grab a single rebound in this game? Just one. Just grab one. And not like an open rebound. Good defense, dude. Like when you left the sharpshooter with his takeover wide open. That's that shit I don't like. I'm two. I'm two. I'm two. Yo, yo, yo. I matched with a girl on Tinder and her shit literally said high vibrations only. And I'm going to troll the entire conversation. I'll be like, so when did your third eye open up? And she's going to be like, she's going to be like, my third eye opened up as soon as I realized the government systemically was trying to check, like trying to track us in our community for what we drink and eat. So that's the reason why I don't drink tap water. She makes music in her bio. It's a Googleable as if like that was something. Let me sit in my way. See, that's they don't actually have vibration people. They just be around each other. Or is it like the energy is so orgasmic that he just can't. Like when 5G is brought up with the conversation. Oh, your vibrations. Oh, guys, it's such a hassle to have this logo. It just gets in the way really. All this love. And when people follow me to, I'm not talking about a real life. She will follow you in real life or I follow you. And blink twice if you're in danger, bro. Honestly, you give back to the community so much. Thanks, man. I'm just so positive all the time. Ronnie tells me that all day. Lucky guy, you talk to Ronnie? Yeah, me and Ronnie, we have our daily nighttime. We just fall asleep on FaceTime together. No cats. Imagine this pillow talk with Mike, where you like, hey, what you gonna do with the shot releases? You gonna say that for the second patch, right? That's dope. So what are you doing tomorrow? That's a demigod, by the way. That's a demigod. Yeah, I know, I know. They're all demigods and they all suck dick, too. They also, all of these guys suck dick and they rely on shooting contested shots. I see you, little Vorty. I see you, Vorty. This right here on this team? Good basketball. Their team, they glitch and play for VC because they're losers. Why, why, Egypt? You're not gonna shoot that. You didn't see how nervous he was the last couple of times? You don't want it. You don't want it. Vorty, I mean, yo, are you gonna, low damn play, not 3-point defense or paint defense. He played no defense. One of us about to be open. Oh, he did the Statue of Liberty. Yo, their wingspan is just so long, everything is a tip. Give him go, give him go. Oh, never mind. Why did he give you that? I deadass think they want you to score so that they can take a screenshot and meet with zero points. I'm being so serious. I think that's what they're doing. You have, imagine that line. What's that? I only went through you. What the fuck? That's great. I'm glad this whole game is glitched, man. It used to be a beautiful thing in this game. What? Yeah, green. Let me get down. I don't want to leave aging open in 2K19. I don't miss these. I don't miss these, whoa. Down, down, down. Trust me, trust me. No, don't. Vortex. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why did you? Why would you? Oh, die, die, die. No. How are they picking up every loose ball? Step up. Wow. How do you love this game, by the way? I generally don't. She is Google-Boo. What? You see that? Play your favorite track. How? How do I know my favorite track, too? Yeah. What is one? Hey. Let me have a go. Woo. God damn, these guys have so many losses, man. They lose a lot. Look at their faces. Oh, my. Ew. That was a lot, too. Apparently. So do you, Vortex. Oh, you lose more than you win. God damn. He's actually so tall and long that he could actually stay in front of me the entire time. Vortex hit a shot. Hallelujah. Play the hype music. Let's go. The fact that he just ran into me for an abundance of time. Take him. Take him. And he didn't even green it, man. That's it. That's it. That's it. Good. Go up. Go up. Oh, they're mine. That's it. I'm open. When I'm open, I don't miss. Oh, we go up with dogs. Oh. Come on now. Break the street. Break the street. Let's go and stop. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Why am I distressed? I got you on the screen. I got you. I got you purple. I got you. He just absolutely missed the screen. I know. Vortex, are you even trying to play defense? Oh, that's good. Come on. Let's go. Big shots coming. Oh, man. Let's go. All right. Big shots. Turn the badge on. Vortex not even shining. All right. Time for an orphan joke, guys. You ready already? Oh, we got our orphan joke. Why are orphans bad at poker? Why? They don't know what a full house is. We're going to get canceled, aren't we? Who's we? Who's we? We're going to stay back on your channel. And it's one more pitch. And I'm not saying nothing, man. Y'all are going to get canceled. Let's win the game. This is for the culture. This is for the video. So I can convince everybody that I'm good again. Two valid boring minutes later. So demormalizing. Guys, let's have a pep talk, man. Meet me in the alley. All right, fellas. We're not doing so hot right now, but that's fine. You feel me? Everybody's going to have his off days. And right now, this is an off day. It probably has something to do with the fact that it took Lowe an hour and a half to copy the game. He said he was available at three, but he really wasn't. But that's besides the point. Right now, right here, we're here. Vortex is one of the best rim runners in the game. Agent Zero, one of the best full-core, accurate green machine shooters in the game, and Legend of Winning. Oh, we need to get him to 500. So we're going to go out there, fellas, all right? And we're going to make this right. I'm going to get him to 500. There's a bit of a gay biker. All right. Do a damn thing. One, two, three. Break. Vortex. Vortex never plays sports a day in his life. We didn't do that in chess club. 10,000 wins. This guy has 10,000 wins and he's at 99 overalls. How much would it bet that he's? That's a Demi. That's a Demi. They're all Demis. Everyone on this game is Demis. Man, this is tough. They're all seven foot. And I bet you they can all dribble and they can all shoot. If you know they're Demis, why would you give him space? You dumb. How do you know? Why are you? I did. I think I'm playing with toddlers. Do I have to tell you to not drop from the corner? Dada. All right. He said toddler and then we went to infant. I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be creative. He stopped it. What? How do we play worse after your speech? How do we play worse after your speech? That's it. That's it. He could hit that. You know, everything is a foul. Everything is a steal for them. Everything is an interception and a poke. Everything is a three-pointer. They could dribble. It's not a steal. It's a steal. It's a steal. Now, Mike Wayne could you ban these guys and do something about this, man? Mike Wayne barely looked at you get 20. Because he's holding you the whole time, right? Yes. We go. They don't want twos at all. That's good. Oh, my God. I'm so concerned. What's just wide open? What's like not hitting shots, though? Oh, my God. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. This is a real question. If you saw a homeless person with an iPhone 10, are you giving them money? Oh, no. They got a better phone than me? No. Even TJ. Imagine, he calling me out just like TJ. He's like, yo, you still ain't got an iPhone? What's up with you, bro? What if it was just a replica and he just wanted to, like, pretend that he can make calls? Like, that would be fucking crazy. And he would just strung on all of it, like, the other homeless people. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Okay, guys, we're here. All three of us, just us three and our friends. All right, let's talk about what went wrong. You know, let's go in a circle. First, you, Lowe. Lowe, what went wrong, man? Um, the n*** is glitchy. Oh, okay. All right. How about you, Vortex? Um, they're glitching. Hmm. I think the fact that, like, their arms are really long and they could dribble and they could shoot and they could steal and they was blocking oops and touching every pass. Can you sum that up for me? Yeah, they were glitching, so. Oh, well, let's go over on the same page. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, everyone on three. Win. One. Two. Three. Win. Oh. Oh, AJ. Oh, I can't move. Same spot, Migo. Um, I'm actually out of speeches, so. Lowe, you got one or not? No, I have no idea what this is. All right, let me find one for you. I'm happy to join you today. We'll go down to history with the greatest demonstration to feed them. Oh, okay. That's a different kind of speech. We're talking about like a basketball one. Okay. Wait. Coach Carter. My biggest fear is not that I'm inadequate. My biggest fear is that I'm powerful beyond measure. All right, guys. That was inspirational enough. Let's go to the stage. Come back. We got eight minutes. Eight minutes on the memory card. Let's win, fellas. First win, final win. Oh, in his mouth. He boxed me out. Oh my God, AJ. Well, he's just bigger than me. I can't control it. Like he's going to box me out. All I do is win, win, win. That's my fault. Yo, we lose to these guys. I'm just going to delete app. No, I'm not being for real, too. Why don't you win that long? I don't know. I don't know. We're not playing as a team. What are you going? Vertex, move out the way, man. Back. You suck. You're actually horrible. Please, please. Please make. I'm not even going to say shit no more. I'm just going to zone in. AJ, what are you doing? What are you doing? Bro, I did a hop step in the paint. Vertex was not in the corner. He was doing nothing. Oh, my God. Ajance. It lagged. It literally lagged. It lagged. I swear to God it lagged. I swear to God it lagged. Ajance. No, that's good. Green. I promise you it lagged. It dropped five frames. That's cool. All right. Good, good, good. Switch, switch, switch, switch. Good deed. I hate you guys. One of your thoughts here? Please. What? We got two minutes. Memory card about to go. Battery about to die, fellas. Come on. There's no way. There's no way. One minute. I know a guy took a boot up. What? We got to go. Do that. That lagged. I swear to God it's lagging right when I shoot. I can't lie. Switch, switch, switch, switch. That's a good thing or a bad thing. That's a great thing. Holy. Hold it. Hold it. Cash. All right. Go, go. Run it up, run it up, run it up, run it up. No. No. Guys, cameras about to die. So I'll see you guys when I win, most likely. Over here. There we go. Good shot. Boom. Let's go. No way you can shoot, right? The whole time? Of course you can. I don't respect you at all. Good shot. No, no, I got it. You got it. No, that's a break. Yep. Nigga, come on. Come on. I actually give up. We're not even going to put that last game in.