 Alright boys vikings, here's the deal, here's the deal with vikings, last game of the season week 18 we are 11 and 5, we are number 1 in NFC North, I told you guys if we beat NeNe we would make the playoffs, which is what I thought because we have the Chiefs now who can't make the playoffs and I thought they would say you know what I can't make the playoffs why would I not want to get better draft pick, now you guys let me know what you guys would do if you're a CFM. You can't make the playoffs, your season is over, do you play the last game and try to improve or do you just get a better draft pick for next year? What is your thought process you know? I thought that's what I would do, if I could not make the playoffs I would literally tank and people say that's wrong but like why wouldn't you tank? Some people say I would play, I mean me personally I would tank, I don't care. Now the person, now if I'm wrong but I would prepare for next year, that's all. So but that's just me, I don't know the benefit of, it's not real life, it's maddened you know like what are we doing here, like what are we doing, it's maddened. What is the difference between the 20th pick and the 15th pick, I heard that brought up a lot of times and people say like what's the difference between 15 and 20, 5 spots, like what is that confusing, I don't understand that there's no difference between the 15th and 20th, guess there is, there's literally 5 spots, there's 5 players that are gonna get picked before you get to 20, 5 and this is my point, it's not a big deal right, but what do you get for winning? So this is just my thought process, not telling you guys just right or wrong but like I said if I would have lost that last game I would have just let the last two games get simmed, you know I wouldn't care, I would have hoped because I would want, I would want the 11th pick instead of the 18th pick, honestly I would, you gotta prepare it for the future. But anyway, so now we gotta play my man Green, my man AG, loyal viewer, I believe he's a white badge, he's been a viewer for a lot of years, he's a solid player, he's not a s***, I will show you his team, now I really wouldn't care, but you know I gotta win this game to get in a playoffs and it's a big deal to get in a playoffs with this team that I have. But let me show you my man AG's team, obviously as Felipe Franks I have no idea who this is, but as you know this CFM they give anybody quarterback ability so you can have any quarterback. So if I were drafting I would have picked any s*** quarterback, they automatically make him a 90 overall, so all you need is a little bit of speed and you'll be good. So the fact anybody ever drafted a quarterback is stooped. So you see Felipe Franks, I don't even know who the hell this guy is, but he's a 99 overall. Running back Antonio Gibson, Justice Hill, pretty solid I guess, pretty fast. Wide receiver, Chris Godwin, superstar, short in or short out in route tech, Gabe Davis, 92 speed, Romeo Dobbs, superstar, short in elite on Romeo Dobbs. So he's got two wide receivers that will get open, you know, pretty good speed. They're not super burners, but they're 92 speed. Then he has Cole Comet, superstar, tight end. He has short in and short out. So he has three wide receivers that I can't guard. He has Deion Dawkins, secure protector and threat detector, yep. So he's got one secure. Right tackle, Ryan Ramshack, who is going to have secure. So he's got three superstar wide receivers, two secure protectors, a Deffy Oma, superstar defensive end, double or nothing unpredictable. So he has a defensive end pass rusher. And then he has JC Horne, pick artists in deep route knockout, Kelvin Joseph with inside shade, Ambrie Thomas, I don't even know who these guys are with inside shade. Then he has AJ Terrell with deep route knockout and pick artists. Then he has Xavier and Howard with deep route knockout and pick artists. I'm a little bit handicapped in this match as we have, as we have, as we have, but at the end of the day, boys, who we got, we got our boys. And this is what they tell me. You got to fight. All right. This is just, this is just stupid. We got Quest Watkins, short in elite 97 speed beast, right? Then we got Tim Patrick, Isaiah McKenzie, Will Fuller and our boy fire move. Nothing but fight, boys. Nothing but fight. And the worst part is all they do all day is talk shit. Like, and what I heard today was I don't know the skill gap in CFM. I don't know how to play the mode. That's what I heard today in the chat. I don't know how to play the mode. I'm not good at the mode is what I heard. I feel like I did a pretty good job building this team from what it was taking it from the depths of this team was the depths of we did all we could boys. And here's the worst part, right? Every division has one guy that just likes to build the team and not really care. And they don't care about winning and losing, right, boys? Every division has one of those guys. The Panthers gets ran on a train every single time he plays somebody. He is a free development game, every single game, the Panthers. So I say what team on my division is like that. And they say the Bears and I said, you know what? I didn't get to play the Bears at all all year because apparently the Bears is the only mother that plays Madden and goes to bed at eight o'clock. The only person that plays Madden and goes to bed at eight o'clock. Who is like, who does that? So I didn't get to play my farm game twice. I'm just behind the eight ball with this guy team, dude. And these talkers talk so much like I'm not. Apparently I don't know the mode. I don't know how to play. I suck because I can't complete passes to Fire Muth and Tim Patrick, boys. And now a player that's not even in the playoffs, not even in the playoffs, has no chance again in the playoffs, is going to try to knock me off for what? For shitting giggles with a mutt team. So we got to step up to the plate and get done, all right? Bro, the guy I'm playing is like a 40 month sub. My man Green is good people, bro. I can't lie, the snow looks dope with the snow. With the snow in the corners, it looks tough. Does look tough. Let's go. Oh my God. Oh, Junior! Junior! Junior! Yeah! Felipe Franks don't like the snow. Felipe Franks don't like the snow. I will tell you guys, to say those guys were open is an understatement. I mean, to say those guys were open was an understatement. But Greg Junior with the big play. Mix in, mix in. I wish I trusted my guard right there. We could have walked in the end zone, man. I mean, Clinton Nelson, really? That's how you just got done with? Then what great defense, man? What great defense, man? Third and goal on a 12, and we're just running spinner stock. And this is why I get pissed off, because people suck. And they're morons. Spinner stock from third and goal on a 12. Spinner stock, man. And the worst part was, the play before nobody was open. All you had to do was run that defense again. Thank God he gave me that throw, huh, boys? Mix in's a beast. On the road in the snow, Felipe Franks is not built. Gregory! Oh-ho-ho-ho! Let's go, Datsun! Come on, he sucks! Just not even close to open, man. Love CFM. Just love this shit. Dude's an absolute shit bag player, dude. Just love CFM, man. What's your heart beating for? Are you scared? Felipe, it's better right here, boys. You heard it here first. Oh, no way! That's just that shit. Nice throw. High ball and a whip around. Do that, too, if I was you. If I was that shit, I'd do that, too. Oh, the snow's getting heavy in the second quarter. Crazy change of weather. Crazy change right here, boys. Bro, dog, this is like, just try. One knockout, and we get the ball already. Just by the way, boys, I don't know you guys are paying attention, but one knockout and on fourth down, and we got the ball already. If you guys have been paying attention, one fourth down knockout, we have the ball already. Just saying. My god, I just don't, I just game right now. Oh my god, man. Yo, my guys are absolutely Helen Keller. Absolutely Helen Keller, my guys. Another knockout. If we get one knockout this game, it's a flood. There's no way Quarterback Sneak works on CFM. There's no way you went to Quarterback Sneak on CFM, dude. Just no way. It's just no way we did that. Quarterback Sneak on CFM. This is disgusting, man. This mode sucks. Dude, do y'all see the struggle fest that's my defense with this team, man? Four fourth downs with one knockout, the game's over. This is, I can't guard anybody. I have to back up on deep blues. Like, I can't do shit here. Hey, you fucking, oh my god. And you got, you got abilities on a kick or two, and you don't make the playoffs? Bro, you got to get this guy game up, dude. You got to get this game up. Got abilities on a kicker. Like, are you kidding me, dude? Fuck, man, dude, that's bad. That's just like, bro, I can't guard anybody. What are we doing? Like, what are we doing? W, you can't do what you can't do with all your abilities on mutt. What's crazy is I don't know how that guy on the corner out was that open. That wasn't the guy. I put somebody in a flat zone, but it wasn't that guy. I didn't think they'd seal that inside. I just wanted to, god, stick you, stupid. Yeah, all your got abilities and 99 overalls ain't going to help you. Dude, can we block? What, like, no. So much stick, it's crazy. So much stick, it's crazy. They'll never be able to do what I do. Never will they be able to do what I do. Ever. I don't know why I tap. I don't know. I wanted to throw the ball away, but I've just been playing so good offense. I kind of low key forgot how to go all the way. It was tough. And I tapped it. Jacobs, Jacobs, Jacobs debut. They're going to remember. They're going to remember him in Kansas City. I'll tell you that much, bro. Why are you clicking on a guy that far away, dude? Why? Bro, why is nobody on him? Like, what's going on over here that nobody's on this guy? I'll use it. I'm just going to really have no idea. Bumble! Oh! He'd have so many more plays if he didn't just high ball everything. Like, dude. It's just, I don't know how we're not there. 29. Like, how are we not nowhere to be? Ready, play. Class 10. However, we'll just fucking bother my whole career. Man, God! I knew I can't guard these guys, but we're doing, we're not playing the worst. We're not playing the worst. I just got to score a touchdown here on the game. That's always my philosophy. I don't even look at the clock. I don't think I can even milk that much time. You just try to be too careful here. You're going to suck. Jacobs, the star. I'm trying my best to hold RB and not fumble there. Oh my God, he bumped it! That drag was going to be open. He's on fucking zone drops. The drag was going to be wide open and he just bumped the hell out of it, dude. How do we get shredded that fast, too? Like, how do we get shredded that fast? Of course he has eight mile an hour wins here, too. Boys, he has eight mile an hour wins. Things don't get good for us. Hey, hey! Dog! It's like, it's like, like playing with no abilities is pointless, dude. How is Gabe Davis just the one frying us, man? There's just no way, man. There is no way this is what I'm living with. There's just no fucking way, man. There's just no way. There's no way he caught that pass, man. Absolutely no way in fucking hell, man. Brunk him in the fucking slow. God, I like, I was just the slowest person in the world right there, man. Let's go, man! Oh my God, that was the last game of the season. I guess the dude that didn't want me. GG, GG, GG. We're not in the same conference. It was the last game. I don't know why this was the last game of the season, but who knows? He had abilities on his kicker. And, you know, YouTube's gonna tell me, we're here, we're there, yes, we're here, but you don't have your abilities. Look what happened, you don't have abilities. He has abilities on his kicker, dude. But that was just hard fought, man. I kicked that field goal. I didn't think I'd get a fourth and eight. I didn't wanna lose on that. I figured he would go for two, but I liked my red zone defense. I just got fat-footed that one play. Yeah, this one, I just got flat-footed, like, I don't know what, like that little move right there and I can't get back. Like, it's crazy. With this dude, I don't even know who number two is. Who is number two? I can't even get back. Oh, that's Jordan Lewis, 87 speed. But I just can't, like, I know my responsibility all the way is that it's back that way. I just was too slow. I couldn't get back. You know, just, all you gotta do is throw the ball right here. All you gotta do is throw the ball. But we're just gonna high ball everything because we're in shit. He did throw seven picks on the last drive. He did. That was bad. We dropped a lurk. When do you ever drop a lurk? Playoffs? Who didn't make the playoffs? I hope it's Packers. Oh my God, I hope it's Packers.