 They're gonna be the four season at best. At best. They have to be the four season. Yeah. Traiiiiiiiiiihhhh maaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy ...season! Mooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Clevenger! To the Padres! We're live with the patrons! Oh! Hi patrons! Zach Espositos, here! Checkout me and his band, Frickin' Ways, when you get a chance. Big trade! The nailer is a nice player, but that's not the, you know, justifying that prospect package because you're getting nailer on the major, the inside of the trade. I barely know her. That's never stopped me from doing that. I'm sure we're about chokes. Zach, I like your look today. Thanks. You too. Archie Bradley and Robbie Ray for Nick Nelson and Oliver de Verde. Waiting for the trade deadline. It's like an hour left. I need so many breakdowns to make, but I'm just killing time. What are these? Shells? What's your favorite snack in here? I've got Cheetos, baked, smart food, or Lay's baked. There's a lot of good stuff in there. Barbecue. What about these? Honey mustard pieces? That's rude. Oh, that's pretty good. Those are the best. I'm going to have them. So dangerous. It's a dangerous snack box. The Snyder. Oh, shit. These, I feel like I'll fuck up my mouth, but they taste good. They mess up your mouth. They're kind of like Captain Crunch in that way. Like, this is really good. Ow. My whole mouth hurts. More trades, but not the Yankees yet. And that's the team we like. What, we got an hour? That's not great. That's tighter than I'm 57 minutes. I thought it was two. Make a trade about it. Could use a pitcher. Or everybody else to be good the rest of the year. Shut up about it, Greg, on Singer. But I agree. Any corrections? I'm not looking. I saw Jake's subset. Jake's rocks. Jake's rocks. No, just Jake's rocks. I didn't read it, Jim. Jake's rocks. I'm not affiliated with your tweet, but I am. So we've got two minutes to go until the 4 p.m. deadline. Two minutes to go. To the 4 p.m. deadline. All the paperwork, everything has to be signed and sealed. I think we're going to have some stuff to leak in right here. The deadline ends. The best position player. Bringing in who are? The best pitcher. I know, but that was the last time they brought someone in. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six. I started going the wrong way. Three, two, one. Deadline. Yay! Are we ready to go live? Nice of Jake to give me this. I think we forgot to make a trade again. Two years in a row. Just forgot. That's what you think. This is MLB's new PR team. The Yankees had a trade. Maven going to the Cubs. I'm happy for Maven. Lancelin traded for the Yankees. It was done at 10 a.m. today, but they're waiting until 4 p.m. That's how you meet me. That's good. Did they have extra phones to make calls? Why didn't the Yankees get any of the people? It's still coming in. It's still coming in. Bradley just happened. Orioles just acquired Kevin Smith. Some trades are still leaking in. So maybe you'll see a quick audible out of us. Doesn't seem likely. But boy, do I love the drama. Cubs are in first place, and they're one of the first place teams that actually reinforce their team. They're not big moves at all. What do we need help with? They brought in Jose Martinez, which is actually a good move. It's the camera on it. You sure? Looks like it is. Next to Robbie. That's me. Stunt double. Now I really want to do something dumb. I dive over the couches, but it's clearly... There's a hard gun, producer Zach, videographer Zach, released the new Homer draft rules today. They were okay. We'll see how they play out. Oh, he's with the camera and he's not happy. I said they're okay. The whammy is going to be a problem. I mean, reverse points for Homer. It's going to really send people off. Especially if someone tries to double up that day. I don't even want to think about it. It's going to be sad times. Excited, we needed some rules. Because we were living in an outlaw land in the Homer draft. Excited to see... I mean, I'm in first place. Give me the rules and let's go. We're doing it. Living out Jake's dream right here. Floating away into the abyss. He's coming back, though. Half of Jake's dream. Okay, so he's got some... Yeah, this is a John Boy special. They've got safety precautions. We're just doing something fun. Yeah, I like this. David Blaine just realized they had a huge miss on this. The company that should have advertised for this Dippin' Dots. That's exactly what the balloons look like. What was that? I don't know. That thing's got to fall, too. Are the balloons going to come back to Earth? Did he just drop that thing down to Earth? Yeah. Little fucking cap just got spiked. It might be like a two-minute freefall or something. Oh, no. Like, shot. I got a lot of my mind. Why did we give me this responsibility? Don't worry about coming back. Just worry about a nice spot to land. Okay. Okay. Thanks for the help. Find a spot to land. That's the only goal. Don't worry about coming back. That's the only goal at this point. Pick a spot. I'd like a really cheesy ad at the end. No way I could have made this jump without cheez-its. I'm trying to make... It's kind of not bad. I mean, you get the gist of it. But it's a conundrum I'm in. I don't like the quote that Cash said it. I have a stable full of guys that throw 98. Period. Because he's kind of saying I'm inciting violence. But I also think it's a great visual. It might make for a fun shirt. It's a fun quote. So I'm going to try and make a mock-up and tweet out those thoughts. Which I don't think is going to go well. I think people are going to say like you can't make light of throwing that guy's heads. And I agree with it. But I also think it's a great shirt. I think you post it as a joke. And like, are you guys going to freak out if I make this a shirt? And then if another people say no, then you make it a shirt. I do think it's funny. I do think it's funny. And that's the conundrum. It's pretty funny. Do you see those people? See? See? I didn't know you were working on it. Yeah. And the red chili salsa. You want cheese, lettuce? Cheese and lettuce, yes. That looks pretty good. Yeah. Ugh. So stupid. Look how far we've gotten. Oh my God. Wow. You did a great job. Zach helped. I can't think of a caption that lets people know it's a joke. I think I'm just going whole stable. Okay. Well, put a lot of effort into that. This is what he says. He says, I went to my nephew's literally game once. And they were losing 9-0 in the first inning. So I went over to the dugout to try and console them. They were like, hey, it's all right. In between innings. And my nephew looked at me and he said, Coach, we haven't even got the hit yet. Yeah. You'd like to get out here and keep it a 4-0 game. Hit it, right? Yeah. I was hoping 8-0. I was hoping 8-0 more than hit beams, DJ, but he's okay. Brasov just put in some high stuff. What do you mean high stuff? Watch the screen. Watch the game for once in your life. I was looking at you. They're an eye drop team. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Drops. We're looking into it. Oh, this is footage from the drone? That'd be funny. Yes, drone. So another non-normal final recording night of a series. They should be back out soon. It's not really that clippable anymore. We've got some smelling silts in here. BBD's never done them. Me and Jim have done them once or twice. Jake went hero mode. Take a sniff. Just take a sniff. It's not going to kill you. Just a little sniff. Did you get enough? It's good. Now we're back. Put your hair on the line. Know what I'm starting to turn into? Rocco from Moondock Saints. Good movie. Good spring training flick. If the Yanks come back... Put your hair on the line. If the Yanks come back, you'll cut just the top and leave the back how it is. What will you do? I don't put things on the line. Oh, it's like that. BBD, you want it? I do have a tear coming out of this eye if you wanted to zoom in. But right above my... there's a tear. Do you see it? Yeah. Feels good. Good! I'm going to find the zone. Kurt is coming out of the pen throwing balls. Wade's going DJ swing, which is a good place to be. That's a nice combo. But that's a little easier. I get back. Well, that's worst case. This Fairbanks cat doesn't do much for me. I need more Rolling Stones. More Stones. More Stones, please. 1969. Don't shake. Come on, Luke.