 Madden 09 All Play. Fun, accessible EA sports All Play. Snappy gameplay and all new Wii exclusive play calling system. All new five on five mode and they've got a bunch of minigames. More things we don't even have in current Madden. This is 09 for the Wii people, let's get it together. Oh my God, I haven't played a Wii in so long. Oh, okay Madden 09. Dude, I hope the Feds don't come and get me. I'm not using the wrist strap. This is the real deal, baby. Madden 09 All Play. Play like a pro, get in the game and enjoy the fun. My favorite team is sadly the Detroit Lions. So dude, they got five on five. They got party mode, player weapons. What? Oh my God, these are like abilities. This is like the earliest version of abilities. Cannon arm, bazooka. It even looks like the bazooka logo. Scrambler, we've got that escape artist. Franchise QB, what would you call that? Field General maybe? Power back, we've got that. Elusa back, we've got that. The hit man. Yeah, you couldn't. In 2005, you could name an ability to this, but not in 2022. In 2022, you can't even, in the safety of your own home, hate women. It's so, I hate this air. Let's go back to the 60s. I do want to see rosters. Before I go play, I want to see like who's nasty. So Lions, we have Olovsky. We do have a young Megatron who's at 91 overall. Our best player is Ernie Sims. The Jets have a way better roster. Oh yeah, this is when they had Alan Finica. We have the Brickasha Ferguson here. Sean Mathis is a 96. Osu Menyora, 97. Jeremy Shockey, 96. Strayhan, 95. Patrick Willis is a 96. Brian Westbrook's a 97. Eagles are nice, dude. Jason Taylor, Terrell Owens, DeMarcus Ware, bro. This Cowboys might be the team to use. They got Romo, Zach Thomas, Flozell Adams. That is a stack team. Payton Manning's a 99, and they have Bob Sanders at a 99. Colts might be the best team. Reggie Wayne, Tony G, so Danny and Tomlinson, and Antonio Gates though on the Chargers. That might be fun. Adrian Wilson, Larry Fitts, Ronde Barber, Kellen Winslow, Shamp. This is the all NFL team, so it just shows me all the best players. So Brady's a 99, and he Moss is a 99. So Patriots would be nasty if I went Brady and Moss. Manning, Bob Sanders, not Barry Sanders, sadly. Tomlinson, Hutchinson, Ed Reid, Steve Smith, Antonio Gates, Champailey, Berlacher. This must have been the Madden when Brett Favre retired though, because he's on the cover, but he's not in the game. Custom hot routes? You can't even make custom hot routes in Mudhead Dead, and I can do this on the Wii. Custom package, that's pretty dope dude. All right, now the controls. Snap the ball, swing the Wii remote back, okay, like I'm like set, okay. Hold down the Z button and swing the Wii remote back for a hard count. Oh, they're trying to get him to jump off sides. Quiet the crowd. You can quiet the fucking crowd. I'm like Baker Mayfield out there on the home field to shut the fuck up. Running with the ball. Slide is C. Dive is hold. B is sprint. A is spin. I juke by swinging the nunchuck. I stiff arm by holding down the Z. Oh, this is gonna be a lot to remember though. You can aggro catch on Madden on the Wii. Lift the Wii remote nunchuck up. Oh, that's it. You know what? I think the best way for you to figure this out is just to play, right? I feel like five on five will be a nice way to learn. Can't believe they actually have five on five here. I'm gonna be the charger so I can get Lianian Tomlinson and Antonio Gates. And I'll go against the Ravens because they have Ed Reid. They might also have Ray Lewis. Oh, you can use historic teams. Dude, tell me how we don't have this fucking option in current Madden. How do we not have historic teams? And I have some brand new shoes to show off. And what if I told you this beauty right here is weatherproof? Well, then I'd certainly be talking about a Vessi shoe, the partner of today's video. Hey, listen, I've worked with Vessi for a long time. 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What me do I wanna be? I got great options here for my me. It's kind of nice though. They actually made a me that already looks like me. So we're gonna go with him. Ah! What is this? They got giant fucking heads to attack on Titan. What is this? Look at the five on five. You need five touchdowns to win. You start on your 20. So just like the VR football. Oh, I'm on defense. Let's pick short. I'm number 50 here. Uh-oh, he's going deep. Uh-oh. He's going deep. I'm gonna sweat it down. I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning. Hold on Stan, let's blitz. Let's get back there. He's gotta hand this off. No. Why is it so open? All right, LaDanie and Talenson. Let's get there, baby. How do I snap the ball? Yup, take off. Take off, Juke. Oh, it's taking some time. We're running the ball again. I trust in LT. Snap, go, sprint, Juke. I kind of broke that tackle. I'm gonna just keep trying to run until I get good with it. Let's go, sprint, A, oh. That was actually a dope spin. Dude, Ray Lewis is feasting. LaDanie and Talenson was number like 21, right? Why is he number 37 here? Or is this a different dude? Let's go. Oh, Ravens are so elite. I don't even care. Let's go, let's go. Great defense. Let's again, let's get a safety. Let's go. Safety? You can get a safety in this. Let's get it. Yup, yup, yup. Late power move, I guess. I could have just gone to the end zone though. Why was I even goofing around with it? Deep pass, let's go. Let's throw a laser. I think I just flick it at him to throw it. Call your shots. Point Wii remote at screen. Get there. Oh my God, that was sick. That was such a laser beam. I can draw his route. Go right there. Go right there. No way. Go there, then go there. All right, wait for him. Wait for him to set up. Oh, just get it. Oh. This is literally the best game I've ever played. Imagine drawing a route and that is 23. You would piss so many people off. Dude, the Blitz meta. Blitz meta is just like 23, bro. Man, Blitz, cheese. Yup, I own you. And Joe Flacco, Bozo. You know what? I'm getting up for this. I'm standing up for this. Shit, I can't. Camera won't get me. Stay right here. Stay hot on the Blitzes, boys. Stay hot on the Blitzes. We own you. Games for children. 30 for children. Deep pass. Oh, shit. Who's there? Who's there? Wait, that was a touch-up? Let's go. Dude, we're so legit right now. I'm just blitzing like crazy. Flacco can't handle it. I was trying to actually defend. Let's go cover deep. I'm back there. We're back there. We're back there. Get that shit out of here. Oh, he's running it. Oh, nowhere. Dude, they're all called like a number two. I feel like they might not have the... No, they have the rights to players' names. Why wouldn't they have the names on these players? I'm on this. Don't you dare. You're just boxing a fish. Honestly. Uh? Oh, good ball. Good ball. Off the back foot. I throw better and matted on the Wii than I did on VR. Oh, no, that's probably not that surprising, actually, not how they say it out loud. You're so poverty. We own you. Respectfully. Get there. The defense. All right, I'm gonna drop the nastiest play. Call your shots. I want you to run. Texas, Texas. Look at that fucking route. Look at that route, bro. Let's go. Let's go. Run it. He's there. Oh, that's not even him. He must have this shit. Oh, it's first to five wins. We're actually one more toady. Go blitz. Sack, thank you. My girlfriend says the same. Oh, let's go, baby. Get there. Let go, let go, let go. Shit. Wait for it. Drop back. Hit him. Hit him. Hazers, bro. Why am I such a laser beam thrower? On Edward's dome piece, too. All right, let's play a game now. So what team should I be? I'm just going to be a real team. You know what? I am going to be the Patriots. I'm going to be Brady and Randy Moss. Brady just got divorced. All right, so we're going to throw him a bone here. I'm not going to hate Tom Brady. I love Tom Brady. Guys, a goat. We got to feel for our fallen brother here. Let's play the Steelers. We play against Palomalu. Bits, birds, Steelers versus the New England Patriots. We get to receive Wes Welkert on the return. I got to remember to use Sprint. Can we house this? Oh, Madden's picks. Hat-back draw. All right, Madden. Who's my hat-back? Moroney? Sounds like a mafia boss. I have literally no idea who that is, but all right. Let's give him a fake snap. Fake snap. Real snap. Hand off. Let's go, buddy. Let's go. All right. Let's just look for Moss, right? Let's draw a route for Moss here. Moss, go in, and then out. All right. We're going to hit him after he breaks on that cut. Not when he's coming back down, though. He's basically a post-corner. Wait for it. Go, Moss. Go, Moss. Ah! Go! Shit. I forgot I have to take over. I was used to VR football. In VR football, you throw it, and then they do the rest. I actually like Moroney's route here. I'm going to run his stock. Let's take the snap. Who's there? Who's there? Moroney. Oh, shit. I didn't even mean to throw to him. I'm going to be honest. Give it to him. Sprint to the edge. It's too easy. It's too easy. The more you swing the remote, the more you pump up your player in the team. I got a big boost for those moves. Hold A and swing re-remote to kick. OK. I kind of fuck with it. How do I do it? Shit. Oh, didn't feel like a good kick, but. Ooh, Rodney Harrison. I got to use her, him. Come on. Come on. Good swat down. Good fill. He's putting. Wait, we can try and block this, though. Just like Madden Mobile. I'm going to try and block it. Go, go, go, go, go. Wes Welker. Take your guy. Take him out. Take him in. Go up the field. I don't know what kind of route this is from Wes Welker, but I believe. Wait for Wes. Wait for Wes. Ooh, he got him on the inside. Ooh, shot called. I guess. I think we got daylight. Yup. Edge. Maroney. Keep going. By Lewis. Madden thinks our kicker can make this. What the hell? It's fucking Gaskowski on a f***ing gimme. I mean, OK, Madden. Kick is good. They have a telestrator. You can draw on it. Look at this shit. Wait a second. This is more advanced than what we have right now. Look at that ball right there. They have a telestrator. All right, so on a play like this, it's important to remember on a play like this, you get the ball coming in right here, right? And another ball comes in right there. And if the defense can just pinch right here, right across that line, you know, that's how you can have a really good play. Honestly, I bodied the Steelers enough. I want to try the mini-games. Multiplayer, there's no way. Franchise, superstar, mini-camp, a superstar. Oh, superstar mode. This is where you can go through the life of a rookie. I'll say that for another time. That takes way too long. That's its own video in and of itself. I will do mini-camp though. Let's fine tune my skills. Work on the ground attack here. I remember doing these on like the PS2 or something, but I've never done it with the Wii remote, which is actually way more fun. Because I can do this. Shit. Clint Portis? Oh, I love Clint Portis. Come here. Let's go. All right, well, I can do the spin move, sort of. Let's talk, talk to me here. Talk to me here. Talk to me here. I'm starting to mold. I'm starting to mold. All right, well, I got a poverty. We got a score here. We have a score here. Or we're so fucked. I was so good before. Let's go. Yup. Oh, I busted your shit. Oh, now you want to do the truck, huh? Let's go. Let's go. Oh, great block. Doesn't get any easier than that. Beautiful. All right, let's just keep it up just like that. Skirt. Ah, shit. Nice tackle. All right, nice tackle, nice tackle. Ooh, Portis got the wheels. We got to get gold. We got to get gold. We're not done here until we get gold. Hey, I'm this guy. I can tackle, bro. Shit, you've never seen drums in your life. I played rock band. I know how to drum it. To stiff arm, hold Z and swing the remote left or right. To juke, swing it left or right. To power move, push it forward. How am I not doing that? Push it forward. Ooh, I'm hot. I'm just going for the spin. I'm going to cheese him with the spin so I can get gold. Let's go. Spin cheese. Can't cheese this guy for shit. Dude, these guys are made out of titanium. All right, I just got to go use my speed. Use your speed. All right. Okay. No way. Dude, that was cheeky though. Wait, I'm going to cheese him with the blocker. Hit the blocker. Ooh. Wait, I'm so meta. I'm so meta. Wait a minute. This every time can't I skirt, skirt. I'm so meta. Wait, we might need to spin here. Skirt, stay up, Portis. Fucking glitch in the matrix, dude. Yeah, nice block, buddy. Oh, I think I know the spin or the dive button. It's this, isn't it? Shit, you're not in. Oh my God, your poverty. Dive, let's go. Let's cheese him. Skirt, skirt. No. Okay. I'm getting gold before we go. Let's go. Skirt, consider yourself cheesed. I think, I think. Dive. All right, I'm a little short, but we're damn close. There we go. Touchdown. Let's keep going. Swing left, swing right. Make a fucking tackle. Give me a block. Great block. Stubble pancakes. That was like a collier out there. We're breaking it right now. Skirt, blockers. Cheesed, cheesed, cheesed, dude. Spin move ain't worth a damn. Skirt, I suck. I can't break a tackle. I can't break one. I'm shaking the shit out of it. I'm never sugar. Then I broke it, let's go. We're back in business. We're back in business. Come on. All right, I lost it again. Skirt, skirt, fuck. Skirt, skirt. I own you. I own you. I own your poverty franchise. I own your poverty franchise. Let's go. It's silver though. We need gold. We need gold. We need gold. 2,100 for gold, dude. That shit ain't easy. Gotta get them caught on the blockers. Easy, easy, easy. Get there, Portis. Oh my God. Have a little heart. Care about the spore. Yup, yup. I own you. Oh, double pancakes. Oh, what? Now you want to juke all of a sudden? I was even doing that. I didn't know how he was doing that. Yes. Yes. No, what is this? Always that fucking prime Brian Dawkins over there? Is that Sean Taylor? If that's Sean Taylor, then I take it all back. Oh, I finally got him. Finally got him with the spin. Oh, we can get it right here. Hold those blocks. Oh my God, my center. MVP, MVP. I need one more tutti. I have to get a tutti here. Oh, you bitch. Let's go. That's gold. Oh, I can get another one for style points. Style points, style points, style points, style points. Go for gold, baby. We crushed it too. 1,000 up. I'm done with this. We're ending on a high note, baby. This has been Madden09 on the Wii. This is actually super fun. Luckily, I have a surprise for you because you know what I got? This right here. Remember these days when you actually had to have a disc? NCAA09 for the Wii with Sparty on the cover. I'm not a guy who really asks for likes. I don't really give a shit. But if you made it this far in the video and you watched me playing on the Wii, you probably actually liked this video. So if this video can get, let's say 30,000 likes, I don't even know if that's attainable. But if it gets 30,000 likes, I'll bring out Madden09 on the Wii. All right, boys, from me and Tito, we love you. Thanks for watching as always. And I'll see you in the next video. Peace!