 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be looking at some more of my hidden gems in my Steam library which I have never played. So for context on the first one, just so you don't think I'm some sort of pervert, I got sent this game and it kind of tripped me out because in the email they said, Steam Keys for YouTubers, Bog Academy, a charming 2.5 arcade game and I was like, oh that sounds nice and then they go on to say the title stands out with this joyful chaotic gameplay and a charming audio visual setting, blah blah blah, sounds very charming. And then they finish off the email with PS Walking Simulator Demo, it's available free on the Steam platform, which just seems so out of place with the other game, like look at the other game, it's a totally different vibe than walking simulator. Alright, so we're going to play Walking Simulator, even the game art is so disturbing. Ah, Unity. Why is it all Unity here? Ooh, no, I'll just... I'll just stare. I think I'll appear offline. Phew, now no one's going to find out about this. Or to use a spell. What spells do I have? Why do I have grenades? It's a very different game than you would imagine. Uh oh. Okay, sorry about that. This is really disturbing. Okay, main mission, steal a Bible, steal documents from houses, talk to your professors, smoke LSD. What? What is this? Back off. What do I do? Okay, I don't know why they weren't allowing me in here, but I gotta know what's going on in here. Why are you all screaming? What? I didn't do anything. I got the Bible and a nice picture of this old lady. Oh, okay, I kind of understand now, walking into church naked, but still like help me, heal me, don't just attack me. Oh my god, she's an absolute unit. Luckily, I'm safe up here in the pickup. That was terrifying. Oh, are you serious? Am I in trouble now? I didn't even mean to do that, but you know what, if I'm started, I may as well finish it, okay? Are those kicks or what are they? Oh, an axe. I mean, I don't think I need it if my kicks or punches or whatever are that strong, but oh well. Wait, I need to buy it, but it's just lying out here. Are you the priest? Fucking disgrace. What? I knew you'd be stuck up our ass for long. What? It's time to send you back to hell for once. Oh shit. What the hell is going on in there? Why are you even alive? I don't know at this point. I've started some wave thing, a great achievement unlock die. Oh, someone's house is just open. Why is there police in here? I'm stuck. Okay, good. Do I just smash this toilet apparently with one swift kick? The police do not care. Just going to continue to kick. Good lord. Winston, stop bro. What? Apparently he's my professor. I don't know why he sounds like that. Why are they all like doing this stuff? I don't understand. I mean, I don't understand anything in this game, so actually it's quite fitting. I need to steal back his book, but like, I don't know where the fucking book is. Looking for the book, never mind me. All right, enjoy your next class. I can't find the fucking book anywhere. I've looked all over the school. All right, I'm just leaving. I don't care about your book. I've got other important things going on. All right, I got the machete. There we go. All right, now I should be able to cause some damage. What the? What's that? I feel like I've been saying what's that like the entire video so far. Healed spell. You give me, I don't know what it is. No mana. How the hell do I get mana? All right, that's not doing anything for me. Uh, you good? What is this? I'm trying to figure out spells. I figured one out. Didn't mean to do that. Wait, why are there cops in this house? Oh my God, he's huge. Doesn't matter though. I brought him a shade. I found a grenade. I threw it into the church. They all judged me earlier. Oh God, someone's in a rush to get out of there. A lot of people died. I want to get inside so I can get the Bible, but I don't want to trigger everyone. I mean, I'm pretty sure I trigger plenty of people by throwing a grenade in the church, but I mean in game. Oh God, damn it. Now everyone's after me. Okay, just keep spamming hits. Yep, yep, great. Go for the Bible. Okay, I'm standing here swinging my machete, and if you walk into me, it is not my fault. Someone called the cops. I think the cops are aware. A lot of people in this world want to die, and honestly, I don't blame them. They're all getting stuck in the fence. There's so many of them. I don't think this ever ends. They just keep coming. They don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming. Bad phrasing for this game, actually. Winston, you fucking disgrace. Oh no, no, no, no, no. I've triggered him now again. I forgot he did that. I was like, maybe he sells drugs. Great, as if I didn't have enough to deal with. This is horrifying. What have I done to this town? He was just coming to church. He wasn't even a cop. Sorry, buddy. I'm just kind of in the habit of swinging my machete around now. Oh no, they're all running at me. Wait, no. I need to buy a spell from you. Clear police. Oh, that's amazing. It just happens like that. Great. All is forgiven, all is forgotten. It's like anonymous on opposite day. We forgive and we forget. Hello. I have realized that I can now just bribe the police and get away with anything. I'm coming in. Okay, I unlocked priest by putting the Bible into the fountain. I don't know what's happening. But you know what? I got away with a lot of crime. I did a lot of murder, and I finally completed a mission. So I think I'm just going to relax on this person's roof, and we're going to call it a day on this game, and we just will not look down. God, for a walking simulator, there's not a lot of walking in this game. There's actually a lot more to it. Yeah, let's awkwardly move on to the next game. Other people seem to really like this game. It's like real life, constantly touching yourself, challenging, and all the while not knowing what the hell is going on. I feel right at home. All right, you see, you know, different strokes for different folks, as they say. Okay, other than this review, the others are generally positive. Look at him, he's having a great time flint over there. You're really enjoying it. All right, so we got Lead and Gold, a cowboy game, and I love cowboys. Oh, I get a profession selection. I'll be the deputy because they always say I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy. So this gives me a good chance of not getting shot. I don't like my team logo after playing the last game. All right, here I go. There I went. That was not intentional. The bench was mocking me. I can hear it. Okay, let's try this again. Ah, tracks. I'm hunting. I'm hunting someone. I can feel it. Sorry, I'm going for a 360 or something for my montage. This area reminds me that stupid Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows game. I'm just running back this. Oh my God, they're accurate. There she goes and then sprinkles his lucky charms over the bridge. Why am I starting to think that I'm the only person in this game? I might be wrong. Maybe there's plenty of people and they're just being stealthy. Maybe they know what I'm capable of. There we go. Okay, warning, powder cake. I mean, I shot it. Did we? We did it. I have won. Yeah, I am the only person in here, am I? Luckily they gave me a warning earlier about friendly fire and there's no one to be friends with, unfortunately. I'm kind of surprised the game seems fun. Let me try another server. Maybe I can get someone. Oh, here's one. There's only one player, but oh well. Now that it was just remembering that one player was me, so it was just me in there. I could invite friends, but honestly, I don't think anyone will join after seeing that I'm playing walking simulator alert that came up. All right, that's a shame. We didn't get lead or gold in the game, I guess. All right, not to worry. This game seems fully fleshed out. The beast inside it's called. The plot can become confusing to separate storylines. These parts of the game are basically a walking simulator. Oh no, I've already done enough of that. This game looks scary, but not as scary as the first game I played, so let's jump in. Oh no, even the menu. No, no, no. I bet walking simulator is in there. Oh, this game is scary at all. This is nice. Is this set in Ireland because this is basically Irish roads. This is our highway. Who says it's for the rest of our lives? Dude, don't take your eyes off the road. I think it's treacherous. This shack will fall down on us before the Regina's boys launch their first missiles. A shack? That thing is a mansion. Look, that thing is huge. He's like, oh, it's a shack. Oh, our shack in the hills. Where's your normal house? Oh my God, that motion blur. Good Lord. Okay, can I turn that off? Ah, that's better. Okay. Why did they have that on? I should put the box on the table upstairs. Oh God, the door's hard. Oh my God, this place is amazing. I love it. I can't wait till after dark when I'm sure nothing bad will happen. I think there's some paint in the attic. Oh great, the attic. I didn't know I was playing like a DIY game. Dude, that's all I want to do. I don't want this to be a horror game. I just want to fix up this house. Like a game that looks like this where you can just fix up the entire house. I'd fucking love it. Honestly, someone make it, please. Are these keys? I'm looking for a key to the attic. I can't find it in the dining room. Oh, sorry. I guess I didn't get it from the trunk. Why do you have the key to the attic in the trunk? That takes literally zero cents. He's getting angry. Oh, let me guess. You left the key for the trunk in the attic. Jesus Christ, she's going to drive me demented. Where even are you? The real horror is my horrible wife. Oh Jesus, that scared me. Even though I threw it myself. Where is she? She's locked herself in somewhere. Okay, there we go. I popped it. I found the release. Okay, where is the key? Oh yeah, of course. You forgot. You gingerly placed it on top of everything, but you just forgot it was in there. Oh, this is nice. This is really cool. I mean, not the furniture. I hate these weird things you got lying around, but the attic itself, wowee. Someone's been eating beans. They're everywhere. Oh, a crowbar and an axe. Just throw that. It was never good at axe throwing. I want to go out on the roof. I want to jump. Yes. Come on. God damn it. I can't jump it. I wanted to kill myself before the horror arrived. I have a weird way of brushing and grabbing the brush by the actual bristles. There we go. I found some paint. Ah, yes. Blood red. Is it? Oh, fucking dead ostamantequia. A loose plank. Someone's hidden something under the floor. I found a stash. What's going to be a stash of? I hope it's more paint. There we go. I lifted my own body weight with the crowbar. I don't trust this thing. I wanted more paint. That'd have to be a goddamn coat breaker. Wait, isn't that what I do for a living? Oh, that's convenient. What do I have to do? How do I decode this? Facts. Done. Wait, that's not it. Wait, hold on. How do I decode this? I do not get it. Even slightly, I don't understand. There we go. Failed. That's gotta be it. Open sesame. Get the crowbar and just smash it to bits. Ah, there we go. Okay, faith. I didn't have faith in myself, but I had faith in Google and Google solved it for me. Another key. Great. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I skipped the cutscene and now we're in chapter two. All right, you know what? It doesn't matter. I'm guessing it was the beast inside. It was the beast inside the box. Evening. Almost night. Oh, god damn it. We're going back to the... Okay, this is what we went back into. We're having a flashback to whoever wrote this entry. Why couldn't he just read it like a normal person? I'm leaving. I'm going into the forest. I don't know why I'm going into the forest. The forest is just as scary. Okay, it's blocked. How did I get here? Oh, god, I got scared by this. I thought it was a person at the other side. You see what I mean? It looked like a person just running up on me. It's just trashing the place. I'm a little bit lost. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, fuck. What was that? Check upstairs. I just came from upstairs. Oh, fucking windows. Hey, wait. What are you doing here? This is private property. Let me jump out the window. Let me jump out the window. Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming for you. Where's he going to go? I'm keeping my eye on you. I'm not going to look around. I'm going to just watch you and where you go. God damn it. Hold on. Hold on. He's out of my vision. Oh, he's still there. Where are you going? Dude, it's dangerous. Honestly, you'll get hurt. You'll get hurt. Come back. I know you're freaky. I don't know what, but I could use the company, honestly. You know what? Against all my better judgment, I am going to go out and follow him. He went out this way. This is a horrible idea. Oh, Christ. This is just a terrible idea. But it's locked. He's locked himself in the poor fecker. He's a bit clumsy, isn't he? There we go. Now we'll find out who the hell is in here. I don't know if I want to. Hello. I'm just going to run in. Oh, his hat. He must have dropped it. In the red paint we found earlier, it's all linking together. Oh, great basement. I should look into it. Oh, my God. I thought something was behind me there. I could have sworn I saw someone standing right behind me. All right, to the basement we go. It's Feckin' Jim Pickens. He's the villain, isn't he? This is what it feels like to be a sim in Jim Pickens' world. Oh, hello, mister. Just Feckin' Ron Adam. Ron Adam. Dammit. I just tried to, like, don't play into his game. Just Feckin' Ron Adam, you know? Oh, great. Indoor wind. It's just blowing the chandelier around. What the? Was that me? Like, both the moving the chair and the scream? It didn't sound like my character at all. Oh, great. That's a lovely picture. Geez, that should be Up in the Lure of Next to Monalisa. I don't know why I'm sitting on an accent. Okay, I'm freaking out. Fantastic banging coming from inside the basement. Let me go check that out. There's going to be some angry Sims down here. All right, here goes nothing. Okay, that door. All right, here goes nothing. Oh, Jesus. All right, hello. Goddammit, how do I light a match? I have no matches left. All right, lantern. Also, why is this Sims all along? Okay, Jim Pickens was the villain. I knew it was onto something. All right, well, that was a happy ending to that game, actually. I really enjoyed it. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed looking at these games, folks. Pick your favorite. Let me know what you like the most. I'm very interested. They're so equally amazing. But yeah, thank you very much for watching. I appreciate it. Let me know if you want to see more of my unplayed games. I'm sure we could look at some other games, too, but there's still plenty there to play. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching. If you want to see more of me, be sure to subscribe. I post every day, and I also stream over on Twitch if you want to check that out. Link in the description. But yeah, other than that, thank you for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.