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How many months is she now? She's six weeks. Six weeks? Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. What do you do? I stick my nose in her mouth. God, why? See, this is how God works. This is God. Why? Everybody make fun of me for my nose. I feel bad about it. I'm insecure about it, but then what does my nose do? The one thing I want more than anything in the world to make my little baby girl laugh. Does she bite it because she thinks it's a breast? God, yeah, bro. That's what it is. I didn't think about that. That's what it is. I did. She's young. She's just thirsty. That's right. She's trying to figure it out. You know what I mean? She's like, mommy comes with these things. Daddy comes with these things. Daddy comes with these things. She thinks a nipple coming, so she's like, ah. After watching, she's like, I don't want that shit. Nothing comes out of it, but just like air. I go like that. And then she laughs. That's far. That's dope, man. Because I was bombing for about four weeks straight. I was bombing for four weeks straight with her. Joe Coy was murdering compared to what I've been doing. Really? Oh, man, I'll do anything. What was you doing? The Google God guy? Oh, the Google God. Wow. I did that one. I did that one. It's like, why the fuck is he saying this to me? You know what I'm saying? Who the fuck? When will I ever say Google Gaga? Son. I done been here 20 different times. Yo. And they keep making the same mistakes. I'm not reacting. You're not going to get a smile. Go get your wife. So I can get some milk. Google Gaga. So we also started reading kids' books. Obviously she can't understand anything, but you just do it to like have some. And I didn't realize how emotional these kids' books are, man. Oh, which one are you on? Man, I don't even want to talk about it. Which one are you on? I don't want to talk about it because it's going to get me going again. I'm trying to move on from it. Which one was it, man? No, no, no, no, no, no. I love you forever, bro. Oh, that one is up. That one is up. I got it here. Don't worry. You got it? I got it here. Don't worry. I got it here. It's somewhere. I love you forever, bro. It's somewhere. Where's the book? Hey, where's I Love You Forever? This book right here? Slaps. Waterworks. Slaps. Waterworks. Oh. Waterworks. Let's read it. Let's read it. It's only two seconds. I Love You Forever. Love You Forever written by Robert Monks. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him, she sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby, you'll be. The baby grew. He grew, and he grew, and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator, and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, this kid is driving me crazy. But at night, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed, and if he was really asleep, she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him, she sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby, you'll be. Damn! The little boy grew. He grew, and he grew, and he grew. He grew until he was nine years old, and he never wanted to come in for dinner. He never wanted to take a bath. And when Grandma visited, he always said bad words. Sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo. But at night time, when he was asleep, the mother quietly opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that nine-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him, she sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby, you'll be. Bruno Mars, he turned that into a song. Immediately! Pay off the fucking debt. The boy grew. He grew, and he grew, and he grew. He grew until he was a teenager. He had strange friends, and he wore strange clothes, and he listened to strange music. Sometimes his mother felt like she was in a zoo. But at night time, when that teenager was asleep, the mother opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of the bed. If he really was asleep, she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him, she sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby, you'll be. Man, please don't be a deaf in this goddamn children's book. That teenager grew. He grew, and he grew, and he grew. He grew until he was a grown-up man. He left home and got a house across town. But sometimes on dark nights, the mother got into her car and drove across town. Get the fuck out. Come on. Come on. The fall of lights in her son's house were out. She opened his bedroom window, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of his bed. If that great big man was really asleep, she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him, she sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby, you'll be. Now come on now. Come on. Come on. Come on. You know when you sleep, man. Come on. Why is she still rocking him? Well, that mother, she got older and older and older. One day, she called up her son and said, you'd better come see me because I'm very old and sick. Oh, my God. So her son came to see her. When he came in the door, she tried to sing the song. She sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. Keep going. But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick. Oh, my God. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, no, keep going. The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And he sang the song, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my mommy, you'll be. When the son came home that night, he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs. Then he went into the room where his very new baby was sleeping. He picked her up in his arms and very slowly rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while he rocked her, he sang, I love you forever. I like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby, you'll be. Jesus Christ, man. My God. I mean, yo. Jesus Christ. Yo, I was weeping reading that to my daughter. Great fucking story. Isn't that great? Yeah. Everybody in there should be brown, though. So here's, it's funny you mentioned that. Where is? The dad. Exactly. Not one mention of the father throughout the whole story. No, son. Literally, we're talking about this on a page on the Patreon, right? This is, this is crazy. I'm reading another book. I'm reading corduroy. Okay. You know, corduroy? The bear. Yeah. With the bear at the miss a button. I'm reading the book and I'm like, and I pick up the book and the girl in the book is black and the mother's black. And I'm like, here they go with the diversity, man. They don't change the race of the fucking characters of the book. Why does everything need to be diverse? It's an old story, whatever. I come to the pod and I'm like, yo, can you believe this? That they got this fucking D I shit in children's books? Like who gives a fuck? It's a story. They go look up the book. It's always been a black girl. It's always been a black mom. Because the story slaps. Don't even think about it because the story slaps also. Plus I remember to bear. I don't remember the family. Yeah, I didn't. But how, how racist is that of me? Did I just see an old book that has black people in it? I go, oh, they'll switch it up now. Here we go. It's all about the story. That is so fucking sad. Is that not beautiful? It's beautiful is fuck, but it's so sad. Because it's like the circle of life. It's what I was saying is like the, with the kids books, the ones that are really good. It's, you're not even, it's not even for the kids. It's actually for the, the, the parent. Like you hope that the way that you treat your kid. One, you hope that they remember it and they care about it. And then maybe one day you'll get to see that treatment to you. But the beautiful thing is even after the grandma passes everything she did for him, he's going to give to the next generation. Yeah. That's the two though. Okay. I got clearly gay. No mention of a wife. Yo, you know what I'm saying? That's so interesting. No mention of a wife. He has a cat. He has a cat. A cat. A newborn baby. He's cooking fucking mushrooms. Like when you. Bro, look, he was. He's clearly a gay man. This is a gay guy. This is a gay guy. Gay man who adopted. Bought a kid. Come on, man. Just bought a fucking kid. Come on. Clearly he might be adopted because there's no daddy. So she might be a woman who never could have had kids. Oh my God. But forget all of that. The overall theme of the story is great. Love you forever. Always. What? I had turned a beautiful story into that. A gay dude would be a mama's boy like that. You know what I'm saying? 100%. He didn't rock the sleep as a fucking adult. He just could be a Latino. A Tito still get rocked to sleep at that age. Nah, but they mama's boys. That's the craziest part. Yo, look how he's. Look at his mouth with that lamp. Ooh. Nah, that's a little crazy. Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I didn't even notice this. That's a little crazy. Talk about man. There's a guy clearly ready to get teabagged. Yo. Exactly. You figured it out. That's what I'm saying. They done snuck the gay into my kids' books. This whole time I thought they were turning everyone black. They turned everyone gay. Show people that picture to get, man. The guy is ready to get goddamn teabagged. Also, the mom got to sneak in to touch her. Let me see. Because he wouldn't let no woman in his bed. Look at this picture, man. Hold on. This guy is crazy. This guy is crazy. This one's crazy. Come on, man. This guy's hanging upside down. Nah, it's crazy. It's just 69. They just fucking 69. Yeah, 69. He's singing about it. I'm serious, man. Great story, though. phenomenal. I don't want to take away from the feeling of the story. Great fucking story, man. Love you forever. Like you for always. Y'all had the GOAT JJ retic on, yo? Yeah, we had the GOAT JJ retic on, man. JJ had to pull up, you know? Talked about all the racism he experienced. I was laughing at Dr. Umar's post on Instagram, right? Talked to him. Taylor, we're going to get to your by any means necessarily in a minute. But Dr. Umar posted no disrespect and much respected LeBron James. He's a great father and a terrific athlete. However, in the spirit of self-determination and black excellence, why couldn't you find one of our brothers and sisters to pair up with for this podcast, giving who you are? I'm trying to understand the need to go outside of our community for this. Snow Bunny, Shannon Sharp is your biggest supporter. I mean, why not team up with him? This move makes no sense at all. What has this man done for you or us to earn this opportunity? Shaking my damn head. Let me tell you something, man. If LeBron James was going to start a podcast strictly about basketball, there's nobody I would want to see him do that with more than JJ Reddick. JJ Reddick is one of the most brilliant basketball minds walking in the face of the earth. Facts. It's just like him and LeBron, even when you listen to them talk, they break that shit down like a math problem. The episode is out right now. It is absolutely phenomenal. And they are in no way trying to appease the casual basketball event. At all. This is just for people who love the fucking game. And who know it. And who know it. And it's just awesome. I'm googling shit if they're talking. What the fuck is floppy? Or the other shit he was talking about. BBL? Playing LeBron was talking about BB something. BBL. I don't know if it was BBL. What's a BBL? I don't know what the fuck he was talking about. He was like, this guy stands here and the wing goes here and this goes here. I'm like, yo, honestly, honestly, it's too smart for me. I love basketball. But? Not in that way. Not in that way. I hear that. I don't need to know all of that. I hear that. I'm never going to use any of that in casual conversation. That's for coaches. It's for players. That podcast is literally a podcast for basketball savants. People who are studying the game. If I'm a coach, you can listen to that podcast and learn some shit. Absorb it. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, there's nobody I would want to hear LeBron sit down and have a conversation with about basketball more. I can literally nobody. Yeah. I can't think of any one personality. Yeah. The only thing that I would say is that it would be like coaches because they too need to know the X's and O's. I've never heard coaches. Yeah, you're right. But I've never heard coaches talk the way J.J. Reddick and LeBron talk. Yeah. I also think you don't get the opportunity for them to do it that much, but like I'm sure like Doc Rivers or Coach K or Mike D and Tony breaking down offense like some of these guys. Yeah. And I think what I imagine they will do is eventually bring in maybe a third person to talk about specific shit. Hey, Mike D and Tony, why are you such a prolific offensive coach? What are your strategies? What are you trying to do? And keep in mind with basketball, it's not like football where like the playbook is top secret. With basketball, everybody's kind of running the same offense more or less. And you have tons of video to look at because you're going through the plays. So you can actually be forthright about your offense. Absolutely. You know what I mean? Like with a boxer, he might not give his strategy for an upcoming fight. Mike D and Tony will be like, you know what we're going to do? Well, I saw him as guy. Yeah. We're going to run a pick and roll and then let Steve Nash do whatever the fuck he wants. It reminds me of that. EFN used to do this show called Details. Y'all remember that? It was about a... It was different. Like Kobe did an episode. Kobe might have did a few episodes. They basically had experts speaking on it. Yeah. And it was like all that X and O type shit in that way. So yeah, I respectfully, Dr. Umak. Like there's nobody. Like it ain't about the look. It's about like who had that type of knowledge and who can talk about the game like that with LeBron James. Who's already a person? Like who's somebody who's already a personality? Oh, so you know he used to rap JJ? JJ what? JJ Reddick. Really? Yeah, he was a rapper. He was telling us. That's what he used to do. He shouldn't have said that. Why? Pick up the old tapes. No, he said he was looking for him before us. Really? Yeah. He used to hit the cipher. I have a rap of his. He didn't even know then words fly? No. No slurs? I'll try to get him. I was like, how would you say this guy's name? And it was that high school kid whose name is... Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious. Well, yeah. No, JJ Reddick's pretty much black when you think about it. Why? He's got a fucking guy. Why? Did you see that Jersey Swap? Oh, I loved it. I loved it. Did y'all ask him about that? No. What do you think about Black Dick? Bro, Black Dick. Top two dicks out there. Who's number one? I mean, White Dick. I like that. Oh, okay. Two men like Dick Clark. We gotta clip that one up. Why? White Dick. I like that. I like White Dick. You don't pause no more, bro. But I like White Dick. You don't like Black Dick? See, that's a rewind. He bought it back. You know what I'm saying? I like that. Don't you like your dick? Your dick is black. Don't you like it? My dick. Yeah. I didn't say I like White Dick. I like White Dick. I have a White Dick. I like it. Singular White Dick. You know when women in a relationship, they say that's my dick, right? No. So I could clip that part. You said I like my dick. You standing there with your fingernails paying you hand on your knee. You don't understand. I'm like my dick. Damn, bro. Out of context. That's wild, Alex. Yo, Alex. I'm just saying. How do you turn your head? I'm gonna rock you to bed every night. He said, I love you forever. I like you for always. My mom will come after you. What we got, Taylor? All memes necessary. By any memes necessary. What we got? I don't have a thing. The meme streets. None of this shit. The meme streets of Lower Darby. Oh, God. What did that say? Yeah, yeah. What did that say? No, Dwayne's just trying to do anything he possibly can to make us forget that he was the fucking most prolific offensive player for five years in a row. Dwayne Wade says his father and uncle taught him how to groom himself. I've been getting my nails painted since old seven. I'm not just wearing clothes. I put that shit on. That's so funny. That's not sassy. Why y'all? Why y'all do that, yo? It is. He said I put that shit. I'm not wearing clothes. I put that shit on him. That's funny. No, that's sassy, bro. That is not funny. Every rapper said that. That's a little. I said a little. I love you forever, bro. Two Chainz been saying that. I got that shit on. I put that shit on. Put that shit on. That's Atlanta slang. All the rappers been saying Atlanta is the straightest fucking city in the world. All the rappers in Atlanta been saying that. I put that shit on. Two Chainz from Atlanta? Yeah, it's Two Chainz from Atlanta. It makes more sense. It's not calling him gay. I'm just saying. You just call him gay. No, but he. The culture is gay. Atlanta culture is not gay. You're saying the city is gay. Is that what you're saying? Atlanta culture is not gay. It is the city that has a high population of gay people. The high population of gay people. You're right. But if you have a high population of gay people, they're going to possibly influence the culture. Look at New York. Look at how positively influenced New York is. By what? Gays? 100%. Look at all the art. Look at all the culture. I mean, you like Broadway. You like musical theater. I love Broadway. It's not straight guys singing The Lion King, right? It's a bunch of pillow biters. Stressed up. You know what I always felt like pillow biters disrespectful? Because the reason I always felt pillow biters disrespectful is because if I was a bottom, I'd be so offended. Like, I take this dick. I don't bite no fucking pillow. Here's the thing. You could be a top and bite the pillow because the ass is so good. You'd be like... You'd be a bottom lip biter. You'd be a bottom lip biter. You'd be back there hitting that shit. I could even smell too. You'd be like... Ooh, it's fucci. Ooh, it's fucci. It smells like little fucci. See what gay culture is fired. This might not be the right conversation for you guys, but I offended, I think, some straight people earlier. Why? Because I feel like straight men are obsessed with gay culture. No, they're not. The pause situation... Hold on. Hold on. Let's think about it. The pause situation is a little obsessive. Can I say one thing, Charlotte, about this? I think that right now straight men have realized the great contributions of gay men. And I think that women are a little envious of straight men and gay men's new found relationship, our love and our bond. We bond over our testosterone, our masculinity. Now you're left to the side. They never want to hang out with y'all. We just were homophobic. Now that we're not homophobic, they're like, yo, let's kick it with them straight men. But it is still... Y'all are jealous. The pause situation has to come to an end. Pause has nothing to do with gay people. Yeah. You don't think so? No. Why? Pause is just some funny shit. But it has to do with something sexual. It'd be like, yo, hand me that ball. Pause. But that's amongst us. It has nothing to do with nothing sexual. Do you remember Bad Habit? Did y'all ever have that game Bad Habit? Or if you say a curse word, you get to punch your friends until he says something else? Like, we just develop games where we can bully each other. Yeah, like punch buggy. A lot of the pauses have to do around sexuality, though. Yeah, it's just a game. It's not anything serious. And I love pause because it's transcendent to generations. We've seen rappers and everything else. Let's say pause is constantly... It's not even about gay. It's literally about anything. If you say something about something going in your mouth, you know what I'm saying? It's something in your butt. Like, it's just pause. It's just a joke. Me and my wife are double teaming with the pause. No, what do you say? You say something and I'll have both at the same time pause. You know what I'm saying? We have somebody in the house, they're like, y'all are both so immature. It's such an immature house. It's like... Immatured, he's fun. Yes! I'm not saying that. Nah, you're just trying to be mature. Once you get older, you're going to try to be immature and it's so much fun. It's a certain situation. You've seen it before too, Shari. Like, is this a little too obsessive? Give me an example. We just seen one. Who joined the Lucas? Yes. He was a little old deal with them. He was pausing stuff that wasn't pause work. Like what? And I got to think about it. I'm like, wait a minute. What the fuck did you just say? I don't think that was a pause. But it's like, I don't still mind that. He's policing himself. I can't be mad at him for policing himself. But why is he doing it? I don't know. Is this part of the interview? Yes. The whole time. Really? He's just told me he's like pause. He's kind of serious in my part. He had some ones that were worth it though. Like what? One point, one time he goes, I was standing behind Puff. Yo, that's crazy. You got to pause that now. That's the pause. That's a huge pause. Wow. That's wild. Why was he standing behind Puff? There was a lie somewhere. I made that up. It wasn't Puff. He said he was standing behind somebody. He was standing behind somebody. And he said pause. The only thing I will agree on Taylor, a lot of pauses are being wasted now. It's unnecessary pause. Make it clever. Make it clever. Yes. It's like the joke before this back in the day was that's what she said. When someone said something that could be interpreted as something a girl said when you had sex with her. That was the straight version of pause. And then pause came up and we just made the game gay. That's right. So that's it. It was these nuts before that. Exactly. There's a lot of these games. It ain't about the gays. It ain't about the gays. No, outside of that, the straights and the gays that are males have a relationship and a bond. That's right. You women will never understand. And that's something you gotta respect. That's right. Look at Lamar Odom and Caitlyn Jenner. They got a podcast together now. They do. The Balls in Your Court podcast. Incredible podcast. That's not the name of the name. That is not the name. No, it's not. Shut up the name of it. Really? Stop playing. No, it's not. The Balls in Your Court. You didn't know that? No, it's not. It's right here. Lamar Odom and Caitlyn Jenner have a podcast called The Balls. Keeping up with sports. Shut up. No, it's not. You might see it way more fired. Keeping up with sports. They got to rename that shit to The Balls in Your Court. The Balls in Your Court podcast. That's fire. That is fire. Come on, yo. That is fire. That is a fantastic man. Now that's a great name. Okay. What else we got, Taylor? What's up there? I thought this was a very positive meme. Oh, God. No, it's good. You will like it. You will like it. I just thought of something funny. What? Talk to me. All right, man. Talk to me. You know how, like, Caitlyn Jenner was a decathlete, right? She did the javelin. Yeah. You think that's what she did when she ripped it off for the first time? No, she still got it. She just... She still got it. She never got rid of it. She never got rid of it. She never got rid of it. She never got rid of it. That's not what the balls you did the one you circled on. Yo, what is wrong with you? I was surprised nobody ever made an AI meme of Caitlyn running like Bruce. Oh. You know, Bruce is like, why nobody ever did the AI when they put Caitlyn doing everything Bruce was doing as an athlete. I thought you were talking about the AI of what that thang looked like. Damn. What do you think that thang looked like? She still got it. Oh, she still got it. I know she got it, but now it's all there's other estrogen in it that's starting to clit up a little. No, she's still like, when? That's what happened. She's still starting to clit up a little. I will never forgive y'all, by the way. By y'all, I mean, you Twitter motherfuckers, when I was on Twitter back in the day and Caitlyn was doing that interview with, who was it? Diane Sawyer, maybe? All right. And she was talking about being a woman, but she still said, she was like, I still, I like women. And I was like, oh, she's a lesbian. I'm trying to be all progressive and shit. And they came for that. They fucking tore me a new asshole on social media. I'm like, what the fuck? So what if it's a, if we're recognizing her as a woman and she's with women, wouldn't that make her a lesbian? You can't even win, Bruce. You can't even win. You can't even fucking win, man. Yeah. She is a lesbian. I would think so. She's a big old woman. You said she's still as a dick. So. What's wrong with that? Lesbians can't have dicks? Not real women. Tell me next, men can't have babies? Yes. Is this girl progressive or not? No, she not. You are not progressive. I wish y'all could. You're saying a man can't have a baby. Actually, back. I don't wish that no more. You don't wish what? I first wanted y'all to experience pregnancy, but I don't want that no more. Why? Why? Why? Why? Because y'all are already taking mad shit from us anyway. Oh. Bam, bam, bam. Why? First of all, don't get y'all meat. Don't y'all, nobody hit me with them. This assiness, yes. Okay. What do you mean? We took from, what did we take? Obviously. But what else? Edges. We did take edges. Y'all edges. Definitely paying nails. Paying nails. Hips. Definitely hips. That's crazy. Doing twerking. We got twerking. Done. That's right. You got Gilbert Arenas out there talking about Saucy Santana's twerk. Y'all. All these women out here twerking. Gilbert said, nah, man. I looked at saucy shit and I was like, shit. There it is. Damn. There it is. That's crazy. Exactly. You make the style. Better than me? Absolutely. You're right. Don't say somebody took it. God gave it to him. What's he supposed to do? Exactly. What's Saucy supposed to do? You mad because you can't jiggle like Saucy Santana. I'm not that mad, but I will give him his props. That made him throw it back. You don't even know what he identified as. I don't say his. What does he identify as? Saucy. He is saucy. The man is Saucy. What is this that you planned? This is on my song page. These are kids that are rapping about getting the honor roll. And I thought this is real cute. Oh. It's not cool. I thought this was so cute. You gotta wait for the lyrics. Yeah, I'm on the honor roll. Yeah, I will prove. You know what this proves? That people don't dislike more than rap. They just dislike the content of it. I can understand nothing they say except for the hook. Just like most. You can hear what I'm saying? Neither can you. I understand that whole shit. I understand the hook. I understand the whole verse. Really? What do you say? I go to school because I have to. I didn't catch that part. He likes good grades. I mean, I know the gist of the song. He's lost for my good grades, as he says. I did not hear that part. No, his mom pays him when he gets good grades. Oh, I didn't hear that. I understand the hook, though. I mean, salute to those young people. Shout out to them for all being on the honor roll. I'm an idiot. I thought it was positive. It was supposed to be for the Black. I need to see some proof. There's a lot of kids there. All them on the honor roll? I need to see some proof, yo. They were holding up their honor roll paper. You can't just walk into your house and say, Honorable mom and dad, I need to see that certificate. Of course, all I'm saying is they are giving a positive message specifically to the black youth. And I thought that was cool. Yeah, but like most rappers, they probably capping. Stop. They might be capping. I need to make sure that they're listening. Can they rap? Yes. Is the song fire? Yes. I can't go. Is it about something positive? That's right. If I make honor on going to a fast food restaurant, they want to see proof. I want to see proof. I respect it, though. I do. I respect it. I'm mad at it. And I like the positive energy that they're putting out. But I do want to say, we're not in that bad a shape, y'all. Like, come on, man. We got to stop this. We be acting like hip hop is the worst shit ever. These are kids that I'm saying, singing it. I thought that was cool. I always see kids doing positive shit. You know what I'll be trying to tell people when they talk to me about hip hop being fucked up and kids being fucked up and stuff like that? Y'all need to go see some other people. There's plenty of kids out here doing and saying positive shit. Look at art. No, no, I get what he's saying. Hip hop is not in that bad a state where we, and listen, if everybody likes the song, cool, salute, and I respect it, but we're not in that bad a shape where, you know, we got to post that and say, this is what hip hop should be like. They're going off the mainstream, though. They're going off the mainstream hip hop. No, what he's saying is that you don't need to show yourself doing positive things and look how positive we are because by saying that, you're essentially saying, listen, we know you all think that we're negative. Yes. So we're going to show you some positive shit. What he's saying is we already got plenty of weaving black people, already got plenty of positive shit. So why are we acting as if we don't? Yes. And I mean, I got a chapter in my new book, Get Out of the Deadline, Why Small Talks Us About. Pre-order right now, pre-order right now, pre-order right now. About what I think about the current state of hip hop. But I will say, even when you say that, tell her about the mainstream. I've had this conversation a million times. If you look over the last 14, 15 years, the top five rappers or even at any given time, you can put a top 10 of rappers, six or seven of them are super positive for the most part. The three biggest rappers of the last 15 years have been Drake, Cole and Kendrick. Kendrick. Ain't nobody getting killed in their music. Ain't no, you know what I'm saying? Ain't no drug, have no glorification of drug use or drug selling in their music, you know? Now, Future's that guy too. I'm saying, what about Travis Scott? I'm not saying he's not doing positive stuff, though. But that's a whole other way. I'm talking about the three biggest, the headed monster, even though it's shit before, because Future, but we tend to take somebody like Future and make Future the poster child for it all. With Chance the Rapper, Wale, Big Sean, they wasn't on that shit at all. Rhapsody ain't on that shit. I'm just saying, I don't know, man. We kinda like, we look at one thing in hip hop and then focus on that and be like, this is the whole culture and it's not. And we be like, we need more balance. All the balances right there, y'all just keep ignoring it. Y'all ain't putting none of that on the scale. If you put some of that on the scale, it'll balance out. This is a very good point. But great job with the kids. I was just saying all that. I just thought that she was a... Great job, kid, not mad at the kids. We love what you did. Keep on doing good stuff and staying in school. That's right. What else we gotta tell them? Imagine that shit goes so viral that those kids drop out. I guess this is a lot of rap stuff, so... Because they don't be rappers. Elementary school drop-offs, take Northwest title. For whatever reason, people thought this was weird of NLE Choppa. Why did that happen when I said if NLE Choppa was a bad bitch? That's where the song is called. One, two, three, let's go! I was a bad bitch. I wouldn't fuck me too. I wouldn't suck me too. I wouldn't suck me too. I was a bad bitch. He ain't told me. He's saying he's a bad bitch. He's a bad bitch. All right, then we need a little possibly... He ain't told me. This is positive. This song is self-empowering. This man is looking in the mirror and he's telling himself I am a bad bitch. If I was a bad bitch, I would want to fuck me too. I would want to suck me too. I think that is a very positive message. Suck it. Suck itself. Suck is crazy. Suck that's crazy. Let's talk about sucking on Dick's last week on the podcast. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. M.L.E. Chopper, keep doing your goddamn thing. You know why this don't bother me? Because I grew up- Because you want to do the same thing. Excuse me? What? What? What are you even saying, girl? Girl, you're crazy, girl. Girl, you're a crazy girl. I grew up on Biggie Small saying- Wow. You look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's dick. That's a crazy- I need to see that girl, man. I grew up on Biggie saying I would fuck RuPaul before I fucked them ugly ass escape women, which I never understood that part because they're none of them ugly. But it's just like, that's the type of stuff I grew up on. The back of the day didn't mean something about that? We didn't care. I mean, we didn't flinch when we heard that kind of stuff. It is weird that we didn't flinch at all. Exactly. Nice, he was nice, that's big papa. But most of the 90s was super progressive with the gay lyrics and stuff like that. We didn't even care. We didn't think nothing of it. You know what I mean? Birdman and Wayne used to kiss. We didn't give a fuck, you know? We thought it was peculiar. We did? Yeah, we thought it was peculiar, but we- That's when things started to shift a little bit. We pretty much shamed them to stop it. Yeah, people started monitoring. That's when people started monitoring. They started monitoring that kind of stuff around that time. But listen, man, I come from a different era. Like, just to play it again, that's the kind of box. I'm sure. Place. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. No, please. Is this fucking a work place? Bro, I ain't never seen a crowd look so confused. That's what I'm saying. You know, they're not even buying it. People are not rolling around. They're like, what the fuck is he talking about? Bitch. Sit on my face. Stop and get me to lie down. Sit on my face. Sit on my face. Sit on my head. I'm fucked up. Fuck on my gut till it busts. Don't stop it now, Chob. We should have stopped it when you was in the studio. Don't stop it now. You're here to hear her. Let me hear it one more time. You just wanna see him cry and then he'll get us. He's a character. I was a bad bitch. I wanna fuck me too. I wanna be scared.. I Want to check that on each other like yo, I'm a bad bitch fire Was here my technical he might posted today or something Be all out of context like Yeah, the suck me line is crazy cuz I've never been getting head like yeah, I get why she's doing it like Lucky The girls suck in your dick. Yeah, that's good. It looks so good. I suck on your daddy's dick is way worse than that shit right there You look so good. I would suck on your daddy's dick now That's crazy. Yeah, by the way, that was we don't I look that's why we got to see her like we've never seen a girl Look so good. We'll do that. But maybe there is a girl that that's good. That's good looking You're right. You know the problem with this generation y'all take everything to literal We understood sarcasm and hyperbole. Yeah, it was just it was a it was a funny line That's it. By the way that tweet is so fucking funny. I love when people tweet like this was a huh What the fuck is he on about bro? I Fuck whoever that is can't guard me. It's high somewhere Looking to shit, huh, he done played it like five six times to make sure he hear what he hear What the fuck is he on? NLE chopper man, yeah, that's my guy. I fuck with NLE chopper man think on that same stage What is this a rolling loud? I'm sorry Fucking go She tweeted this hot be when somebody hear you singing in the shower. She's absolutely fucking right That is so relatable Taylor. That's how you sound. You try to sing in the shower That's how we all sound. We try to sing in the shower sexy reg the fucking goat She's another one that they try to point to and try to act like hip-hop is so goddamn negative Man that woman was pregnant and was still out there working working, you know I'm saying if you tell me what's more progressive than that. That is the epitome of women's empowerment Be was out there doing it to a woman. That's done that Don't take why you try to hit on sexy. There you go Men try to give a woman props and here go a woman Unbelievable You say nothing to say something positive start with something positive. Yes about sexy red. What can you say is positive? International woman's mouth What a hater But you can't just say something positive with a hater not off that video just in general. Yeah She's funny There you go. Good. That was positive start with something positive. Such a hater. You Know Giving a woman props and here come the woman hating on her No, it's actually disgusting we need to call it what it is. Yeah, why don't we call it disgusting because it is I'm a hater because I'm saying she's not the first one that did it like mad women done it like putting out Let her shine you're not the only producer that does imaging But if I was giving you your props on imaging and then somebody bought up just some other woman randomly I'm sure that would make you feel away name them out point them out. Oh, they don't exist. Huh? God damn, man. Jesus Christ My god, what else we got and by any means necessary the last one was But it is this is like a salad bitch Who do you talk about? Salad come on Man, I'm tired. I'm sleeping but not during because deep sleep will keep us breathing. No sleep bad diet That's the cause of most diseases popping pills not a cure bitch. That's just a treatment fooled the real medicine We heal with a passion restore the gut health through the intermittent fasting your body is A metaphor to go and get your greens your wallet the environment it works for anything And green and keep you clean cocaine sugar white shit to make you finned obesity and drugs how do you ask getting money? Hey, man in three continents in 60 countries Hey human meat and they telling us is animals. We're all the missing children that I'm thinking Who is that No, I know this is gay peas on the radar. I don't know who that is Yeah, that was what I fuck with it. The last half of it was incredible. I spoke with it Spice spider. Oh no right there. Tell you can click. I like it. It goes from a man This name who stun a man. You sure that's his name. Yes, just click the from spider I don't want to get the wrong person. No, this isn't click that. This is just someone that read posted it Bitch nigga eat a salad. This is him right here Yeah, it's stunning. I mean DJ Khaled need to eat a salad stun a man salute to you young man. I Fuck with that. Yeah, that was cool. No, that was dope. See that's nice positive wraps Yeah, I'll positively that's nice positive wraps. Yeah, we got a good positive. He going today Taylor. You provided that now check this out though Yeah, you see it like Patella like lit up smiled when we was talking about stunning man, but we thought about sexy red. It was like I Did What the girl you let's low hate, you know me holy shit, I didn't even I didn't even put them together fucking believable That is crazy how you did that. You're a fucking sexist and Let's talk about this out of everything that you played and all mean necessary One one woman one just one woman one one that you could shit on just one that you shitting on Women not necessary this week. Well, hello. I did doing way, too I Is wrong with you Y'all want women y'all want men to be in more in touch with a soft decide and then when we are we get those kind of Y'all know what y'all want You know what God knows what you know what the fuck they want Let's face the bills Taylor they want that raw dick Dickey Oh Salute the price line when it comes to travel we all Price line was happening when it comes to travel we all have that happy place mine is anguilla Okay, I know plenty of people like the Caribbean like I do they like the beach they like ski slopes couples get away Man is nothing like a vacation or even a visit to that best friend You haven't seen in way too long and price line wants to get you there for a happy price So you never have to miss a trip My happy place. I just told y'all is anguilla. 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So get your tickets, man You know, um, sooth everybody who got VIP tickets glad those are sold out General admission is dope though because if he was there last year, you know, we got all the different activations all throughout the building We got to pitch my podcast Station and we got food trucks all around the place and you know the bar and everything is in the back Wasn't the bar in the back Alex on my trip at a bar and everything is in the back So, you know, it's a good get together man sold out last year. We're gonna sell out again this year Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to everybody that's been getting tickets man Go to event bright calm to get your tickets are with a black effect comm slash podcast festival And just want to remind y'all to April 9th my black country by the good sister Alice Randall professor at Vanderbilt She she's the next release off my book imprint black privilege publishing with Simon issues to her book will be out April 9th What is available for pre-order now? You see Beyonce got act 2 coming, baby Beyonce going full country. All right. The name of the album is cowboy Carter So don't y'all be out here with your cowboy hats on and you know your little stirrups and all of that Shit and not know what the fuck Beyonce is talking about in regards the country music, okay? So go get my black country by Alice Randall to be out April 9th, but you can pre-order it right now Okay, what we got Taylor. Well, she's not calling get a cowboy or a country album Who's not coming out of country Beyonce saying is a Beyonce album. That's not a country album Who said that she said it I ain't see her say that I read something totally different when I read her instagram She said go to her act. God damn. You got to make that big pause Scroll up today mark the 10 day countdown until the release of act 2 Thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of the supporters of texas holoman 16 characters I feel honored to be the first black woman with the number one single on the hot country songs chart That would not have happened without the outpouring of support from each and every one of you My hope is that years from now to mention of an artist race as it relates to releasing genres of music will be irrelevant This album has been over five years into making it was born out of an experience that I had years ago I did not feel welcomed and it was very clear that I wasn't but because of that experience I did a deeper dive into the history of country music and study our rich musical archive I'm be honest with you. She read my black country by Alice Randall They don't want to tell you all that but that's what happened So y'all need to go get the book so y'all can dive deep like Beyonce did It feels good to see how music can unite so many people around the world While also amplifying the voices of some of the people who have dedicated so much of their lives educating on our musical history The criticism I faced when I first entered this genre forced me to propel past the limitations that would put on me Act to as a result of challenging myself and taking my time to bend and blend genres together to create this body of work I have a few surprises on the album and have collaborated with some brilliant artists who I deeply respect I hope that you can hear my heart and soul and all the love and passion that I've poured into every detail And every sound I focused on this album as a continuation and renaissance I hope this music is an experience creating another journey where you can choose your or you can close your eyes Start from the beginning and never stop. This ain't a country album. This is a Beyonce album This is act two cowboy carter and I am proud to share it with y'all. It's going to be a country album, but she just said That it ain't a country album. It's a Beyonce album. She's saying that she's saying I'm Beyonce I can make any type of music I want to I agree with her But it's clearly it's clearly going to be a country. I agree with her on that I think that like she's in that michael jackson. What's that? Sorry a man was talking The uh Like you know how michael jackson can put out dirty diana, which is a rock song, right? But it's not a rock song. It's a michael jackson song And I think that Beyonce is in that territory where no matter what the music she puts out It is a Beyonce. Yeah album. She's a fantastic artist But like charlamagne saying the genre of music that it seems is coming out is Most similar to yeah, I think she's a million times. She says first of all the album is called cowboy carter Like I mean god damn that is she's on the album with a cowboy. It's quite country and she's telling us that She's she did country music. She got into a genre. She didn't feel welcome So she decided to be like fuck y'all by the way, this is what most great artists do Oh, you're not gonna let me in watch what I do watch What I do already gave you a song that went number one now. I'm gonna give you a whole album And I'm gonna have your favorite country people on here. She's remaking a dolly parton song. Oh, no She's remaking a dolly parton song. No. Oh, no I'm sure it'll be a Taylor Swift collaboration because I think Taylor Swift album comes out a couple weeks after her Maybe a month after her I think if I'm not mistaken, Taylor probably gonna be Taylor post Malone will probably be on there Wait, you don't want a Taylor and Beyonce to be on it. I didn't say that says she's definitely probably gonna have Taylor But then you rolled your fucking eyes talking about the cover Why would you do that Taylor's really coming for women? You hate women. You can't support no women. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable And you're gonna have to do a race. First of all, Beyonce is not a woman. She's Beyonce That's a good ass point though. Beyonce is not a woman. She's Beyonce But the women you hated on Taylor Swift and you hated on Sexy Red I didn't hate on Sexy Red Yeah, you did You are fucked up You did in such a way and it's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. You're a jerk You're a meanie You're a real fucking meanie. Y'all hate on me as a woman every day though. No, we don't. You're not a woman You really not How are you? Say how you're a woman? You say what say how you're a woman how my woman could have a vagina and I we don't know that means nothing Also, well, who is proof of that? Caitlyn Jenner is a woman. Yeah, let me finish my sentence Caitlyn Jenner is a woman. There are plenty of women who have dicks That's facts. There are plenty of women who have dicks. I'm a naturally born woman. Oh, shit But what is that? How do we know we don't know organic? You don't gotta be because I'm proud to say I'm a naturally born woman. No GMO problem with it. Whole Foods Naturally You're the crunchy peanut butter What else we got? How do we know that you're a woman? Tell us the other things. This is fun. That's all she got That's all she got. You know what I'm saying? We don't have nothing else. Chris. Are you a man? Yes, sir. How do we know that? You're gonna have to take my word on it. Chris. Are you asian? No, sir. You know, wow I don't know about that. I don't know about daddy Chris, I think you asian bro. Is Chris the only asian jewish person we know? Yes Wait a minute. Let me think if I can think of another one in a lot of a salary in asian jew Yeah, he's he's the only one I know Wow What are you? Are you at a jewish first still? I'm irish and jewish. Yeah, irish jewish asian. Oh now that there's a little conflict out there in palestine. You irish all of a sudden, huh? I never heard him say he's irish. One of you never heard me say that Prime minister of irish irlyn gave one fire speech in front of joe badd and we saw he quit today. He resigned today The prime minister of irlyn. Really? Yeah, which one the little one? I don't know the guy's name What the leprechaun? There is a little adorable one. Michael, uh, stunken or something. He resigned today? Yeah, I just saw the headline. I didn't read the story into fucking resting Uh, yeah irish If the name didn't give it away Wait, what? I don't know. Chris morrow doesn't sound like a jewish name. It does No, how many jews how many jews you name? No name chris. I'm in mckelvey. Oh, yeah, chris There's a big controversy that my name was chris. I mean the most famous jew is named chris, right? Yeah Who's the most famous jew? Jesus chris, right? That's who he's named after So you aren't you're a fucking you're a big big old mech jew, huh? Yo, what if jesus what if jesus jesus Yo, you know, that's how most of them used to talk to the home. You know jesus What's up players? What's up with you? He's still hanging there. He's hiding here talking about walking on water after jesus crazy, man jesus crazy. Yo, jesus told us he turned that water into wine You know, he came over here with that liquor already. He was already drunk. We didn't even notice You know But what if jesus what if jesus jesus is latino? Jesus, so your daddy never nutted in your mom Latino and jewish Jesus, you know god you gave what this is Listen, this is that is hilarious. Yo, jesus. Yo, imagine all jesus homies, right? They believe in them, you know, i'm saying they just kicking it with them. They listen to the story like Yeah, you know, my mom and dad never even had sex Jesus Jesus man, what jesus beyond? Yo, what what what the hell bro be? We needed 20,000 years ago 20,000 years ago it would have been crazy Yo, this white dude is walking on water Man, man, what bro beyond man? Yo, all of them probably used to get that no No, we're just out there building a boat for nothing. You know what i'm saying Just think about it. I'm gonna build this big-ass boat It's about to rain and for 40 days 40 nights the earth gonna get flooded and i'm taking all the animals with me You know what i'm saying? Huh? What the fuck bro beyond? Scott came by and tried to buy two sheep I can only fuck one Imagine nor going to buy two sheep what you got playing for the night know He asked me if i knew anybody with a giraffe Fuck you need a giraffe for a dog You already hired the giraffe, wasn't it? Oh my god, the bible is a wild book, yo the bible is crazy when you think about absolutely It's crazy. Some of the things that the bible gets away with we don't discuss. Sodom and Gomorrah crazy. Yeah crazy Yeah, so Sodom and Gomorrah was insane because That was the first damn Not that i think about that wasn't the first time we realized women didn't listen it was eve eve But Sodom and Gomorrah was it was a woman who did not listen. I thought they was butt fucking I mean that too. Yeah, but lot in his family God told them to get the hell up out of there Didn't god said if you can go back and find one good person I'll spare the whole city and they couldn't so lot went back looking just find one good person He couldn't so god said get the hell out of here and don't look back and if you look back I'ma turn you to salt who look back Taylor Tell Turn the salt didn't his daughters try to fuck him who? I think that happened. I heard that part now. Yeah Okay I thought lot I thought lots like daughters or whatever like they didn't want him to leave And so they try to seduce him and like have sex with him or something like that Huh? Yeah Can you look at that one? That's the rick james version I heard that one listen mother fucking um, what if jesus was a latino judo? I think he is Jesus christ Jesus chris Right carpenter knows and He's probably just going to home depot get him some wood come on to make whatever the fucking needs it holds up I think it does. It holds up. Come on. Epstein. Okay, bro It holds up. It holds up. What else we got? Taylor Bruno mars 50 million dollars cap. Yeah, I don't believe that He's a man. You know, here's the thing. Who would leak that charlotte? That's what I'm so confused. Yeah, if you work it If you work at the mgm and he's on the contract with you you wouldn't leak that to me exactly So who's leaking and who gets to a 50 million dollar gap a gambling? Yeah, I can't wait at some point You got to know you're doing too much Bruno you're a million in hey, you're five in 10 you're 10 in You're 15 in 20 you get all the way to 50 before you realize that you're doing too much. No I will say though When just hilarious did just hilarious sold out the mgm In dc, I think it was in dc. I thought it was one. It was it somewhere in that area and she sold out the mgm And bruno mars had sold it out the week before And she was there on a saturday And you know, you know, sometimes you walk in venues and people were like, yo, you just miss Bruno mars and I'm thinking bruno was just walking through the building or something. I'm like, oh, where was bruno doing here? Oh, no, no, no, he had a show here last week, but he'd been here all weekend. He'd been here all week gambling I was like, no, how the fuck would he be gambling and Where's an mgm at? I don't know if it's in dc of virginia. It might be dc It's in it's on it's in the dc virginia area. I'm like, why would he stay here again? Yeah No, that doesn't make sense That's got to be a vagus play Yeah, mgm to the vagus. Well, no, they might have multiple they got an mgm and d they got an mgm and uh, it's an mgm arena or some shit But it's in Yeah, and if they got they got casinos and everything. No, it's not a landing city. It was in dc dc of virginia one of them Um, what else we got tayla? Did y'all? I mean, I don't know if this is after y'all time, but This whole nicolodian thing. Did y'all watch it? None of y'all watched it. I can't watch documentaries like that What is it? What happened? So Basically, they're kind of trying to out the Megaproducer daniel snider for all his i'ma be honest with you I don't need whole documentaries about that Like I'd rather you just tell me the story if there's criminal charges to be bought against the guy Bring up the criminal charges. Like I don't like to see people's traumas exploited for hour-long Documentary show that shit is too tough to watch bro And then like anytime you hear about something happening to kids if you're a person, you know, like myself who's experienced that type of abuse, you know as a child or If you're hearing about children experiencing this if you've got kids, that's where your mind automatically goes I don't want to watch the whole documentary about that. You know what I'm saying? Like I I mean, why yeah, why haven't they pressed charges? That's what I'm saying Like there's charges to be pressed press charges. I think it's almost child abuse if you're willing to have your kid be a child star You said that before I really do I don't disagree with you Especially I because I only know this part of the story because just was doing it and just with domestic day But the story about how the dad used to watch I don't know if it was daniel, but he used to watch somebody Like kind of like touching his son inappropriately and it wasn't daniel. It was uh Somebody one of them. Yeah, I don't know but he was touching they say he said he used to look and be like that's kind of strange Why are you touching my son like that and then they stop make they stop letting the father come to the set and told said send the mother And the dad told the mother make sure you watch him. I don't trust that guy If I got to say all of that around adult don't don't want my child around you And I might beat your ass off gp just because they were saying the doc too like some of the parents are like Because a lot of the kids they were making the living for the family That's the thing these parents want their kids to be a star even more than the kid the kids don't know anything. I don't like it I listen, I don't have no problem with people like that being exposed But my thing is put them behind bars, bro. Yeah press charges or something I just don't like the exploitation these four six hour long documentaries because the people making these documentaries They're not making these documentaries because they actually care. Yo, this shit is a ratings game They're still taking advantage of the diddled kids. They're still exploiting the kids. Absolutely Absolutely, and I feel like kids like that should be talking to therapists Why put a camera in front of their face and make them relive such traumatic experiences You know what I mean just for our viewing pleasure It's fucked up Caitlyn Jenner and Lamar Odom do have a podcast has anybody listened to it yet No, but that name is fantastic. You go to court They announced it at the wrong time though And the reason I say they announced it at the wrong time Like you can't be a pair of people launching a podcast the same time that Lamar I mean uh, LeBron James and J. J. No Or you got to talk about what we all want to talk about does she get Yeah, we just want to see that meat Don't you guys want to see it? I just go I think I came up with a way more creative name keeping up with sports He's trying to keep up the Kardashians Oh, I didn't even put that together Lamar. You've had an amazing life Caitlyn. You've had two amazing lives You know what I'm saying combine the two things or something man like do something Yeah, I think the balls in your court is hilarious balls in your court You let's do let's pay some bills to do some asking idiots Taylor Because we got to be up. Oh porno. You salute the pornhub. Yeah, what happened with that? So they banned it in texas or something like that Point hub and affiliated sites blocked access in texas and legal battle over age verification law and the latest installment of a dispute Make that big a tail of pause and the latest installment of the dispute between adult content Man, I don't fucking know texas is just what what is texas about in South Carolina banned point hub too But like I'm actually wondering about this there should be some way to verify that somebody's old enough to watch it We don't want kids watching it. Yeah, but now you have to submit your id Definitely. Do you want to submit your id every time you go to a porn site? That's crazy Listen, I don't want to but I do understand that there should be some sort of restriction So kids going don't yeah, but how do you do it outside of that? That's the only way you can make them submit the id Yo, listen, man. I'm one of them old school guys born in 1978 I don't I love porn hub, but I don't respect it The reason I don't respect it is because I used to have to bring playboys and penthouse magazines and a trapper keeper You know I'm saying and you know, I mean you couldn't even have the whole playboy a penthouse in the trapper keeper You had to rip the pages out You know, I mean because it would look too thick and it would look too suspicious. You know what I'm saying So I used to have the penthouse magazines just pages in my trapper keeper. That's how we used to share Where do we jerk off usually? I didn't jerk off the back then. I just thought jerking off till I was older Like how what ended? Did you first probably like 18 19 yo, what absolutely? Absolutely I wish I had jerked off more when I was young because I feel like jerking off. It's like an exercise that makes your penis bigger So I wish I would have did it when I was young, but I was not jerking off when I was young really I was getting molested at eight. What I need to jerk off for no, it's so crazy though Psychologically when that does happen to you at eight and you and all your home boys are sitting around talking about how y'all getting Action probably all of us was getting molested who the fuck knows But then you get older, right? So like eight. I think I probably lost my virginity when I was like 16 or something like that I never felt like I wasn't getting no action your whole life. Wow. Yeah, because I was always getting Actually, you know, I mean always getting swallowed up by By her older relative, right? So it's like By the time you 16 and you start getting action, I didn't start jerking off until I got my heart broke What? Yeah, first time I jerked off, I cried Wait, what? I thought that was something that loses Jehovah's Witness, right? Huh? You were Jehovah's Witness. It has nothing to do with it, but yes Yeah, because I thought they're not allowed to masturbate. No, I had nothing to do with it I just thought it was a loser. I literally thought jerking off. I thought you jerked off because you was a loser You couldn't get no pussy. You couldn't get no goddamn action You know, so when I got my heart broke around 17 16 17 So you felt like a loser. That's how you jerked off. I don't need you. I don't need you to reinforce anything I told y'all And then did you feel like a loser or were you like, yes, I cried Wow, I laid in the bed jerking off crying and that was weird as fuck. Did you not while you cried? Yes I was just crying. I was like, what the fuck? But I was like, man, this should feel kind of good You said you jerked off on your knees before No, after I started jerking off more first time I jerked off late was laying in the bed Then later on I started doing it on my knees. Why would you go on your knees to jerk off? Just like I didn't like that shit busting off on like my stomach and shit like that I think you could stand No, I get you don't get lighted it when I stand. Yeah, you stand and bust one you No, do you think there was a little part of you? It was like hoping to some guy with a huge cock would walk He's the one that you just on your knees already like, oh no, what are you doing? Oh my god What are you doing? Oh, no, I was just praying Oh my god, Taylor go to that second story. This is amazing This is a tip avoid stomach sleeping y'all According to the new york post one of the main concerns is that sleeping on one's front can worsen lower back pain a common ailment among those who prefer This sleeping position. Okay, dr. Tony Nauda Make a bigger tail from the scoliosis reductions in a warrant that sleeping on your stomach can worsen neck and back problems This sleeping position can affect breathing by compressing the diaphragm and putting undue pressure on the spine as a result It may become difficult to take deep breaths stomach sleeping can cause more than breathing difficulties It can also strain the cardiovascular system when you lie on your chest blood flow is restricted Which complicates the heart's job it can potentially increase the risk of cardiovascular problems over time This restrictive circulation can lead to higher blood pressure Which is particularly problematic for people with pre existing heart conditions Some people who sleep on their stomach also complain about anal pain especially in prison So Just want y'all to know that sleeping on one's stomach is not good That's a f**k The sleep sound the sleep foundation advocates for back or side sleeping as a healthier alternative Side sleeping what it hurts like my arm always hurts. We don't sleep on your arm You don't sleep on your arm. You put your arm in a position. I would I sleep on my stomach Let's play some bills I mean there's times where I would like That's the most comfortable position not for me laying on my back at the most comfortable position Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Don't baby sleep on their stomach. Actually you want them not to not supposed to That's that's yeah You try to keep them off and then you do what's called tummy time so they can start to strengthen their necks Look at you Big daddy Let's play some bills. Taylor and then do some asking idiots. All right guys This episode has also been brought to you by Vessie. Let's talk about Vessie for a second when navigating the city during rush hour. Vessie Are really my trusted Companions see listen there are waterproof technology and comfortable fit makes every commute a breeze. 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Let's get back to the show Let's do some asking idiots. That's right. I got a dinner one of my Italian homies tonight. That's why I wore my tracksuit Oh, shit. Where you going? I was going to a nice spot in Jersey. Oh, which one? Um, I don't know. I mean, I know but I don't want to say okay. I don't know how it is yet. I don't know how to food I've never been to the spot, you know, but you've heard of it. Yeah. Yeah, I wore a tracksuit and nice watch Represent with my Italian homie. You know, is he gonna bring that bring what is he gonna wear a tracksuit nice watch? Italians always wear tracksuits and nice. Well, this is like an Italian Italian. Oh, big big. Come on, man Like a big guinso. Yeah, I don't know what that means. Is that like gizzo? No, just a meatball Oh, okay. I don't know is that I don't know Yeah, I don't know if he's a meatball. I don't know about that. I mean, they're all a bunch of meatballs Jesus Christ really? Oh, that's my guy guy though. Like it's my guy like he took me like I've been to the feast with him in little Italy before Oh, yeah. What's the name? I don't want to say. Do I know him? I don't know if you know him or not, but just tracksuit is dope though. This is legacy of resilience Yeah, smooth to legacy of resilience there. Nice, um Nice brand I like it. How do you know them? Um, the guy my guy don't want down. Oh, is that his brand? Yeah, don't want designs legacy of resilience He don't want has made so many great brands over the years. He made of academics back in the day He used to do the valors for Sean John. He had prps, which was a huge brand He's got a brand now called art art meets chaos And now he's got legacy of resilience his tracksuits and valours and stuff like that. Love it You know for somebody born in 1978 might like myself. I like the comfort of it all needed um Ooh, well, we got Mr. Harituto great question. He says who taught you sarcasm shoates Wow, that's a good that's a good question. I don't I don't recall who taught me sarcasm uh I don't know. I do not know. I would imagine maybe I learned it from like movies or entertainment or maybe some sort of like Yeah, I don't know if my dad was the most sarcastic or my mom was the most sarcastic So I don't think I learned at the house But probably there's probably like a character on a tv show or something like that that was sarcastic And then maybe I picked it up from there. I don't even think I use sarcasm that much. Maybe a little bit Yeah, I don't know who taught me sarcasm. I know the first person I saw it in was my dad No, now that I go back and look at it. I thought it was just humor, but he was just really Really sarcastic, which is probably why I tend not to take things so serious are I tend to you know, we can discuss Traumatic horrendous stuff that has happened to us with humor and sarcasm and satire because that's what he used to do Right literally like I In most corner it felt like everybody was sarcastic Literally, yeah, like nobody took anything too serious. Everything was everything had a hint of sarcasm to it So I would probably I would definitely probably say um say my pops Um Ooh, Jacob's unlimited said how do you manage starting to get real money for the first time easy call jacob act like you ain't getting it There you go Don't let that shit change you in no way shape or form But she see the problem with some of y'all y'all getting big money A lot of money for the first time. Yep So you've never been traumatized meaning I've been fired seven times in life. So you know what it's like four times from radio. I've been fired from taco bell I've been fired from demo in the mall. I've been fired from a company called industrial acoustics company I've had to you know, collect unemployment checks You know what I mean like my wife has had to Stand in front of the judge and tell the judge why we we're not supposed to get evicted. So it's like That's always in my mind And I've always been a saver like I'm the guy that used to like the mic I'm the guy that when I used to sell crack. I used to like to watch my money Turn into a bigger bigger bigger bigger not. Yeah, so I'm like that now. I'm like that now with everything like I don't I've never spent the television check Really Man when I saw marshawn lynch say that shit and I think I saw shack say that shit back in the day And I was like, yo, that's dope and I said to myself Whenever I get to the point where I got several screams of income coming in not touching that tv money And I and I don't I mean, it's a lot of money. I don't touch like I don't touch Like like like for like real estate, right? Like I have I have buildings that I own That I lease in mong's corner. I don't Touch that money. You know what I mean tv. I've never any I've done late night television Shit in the last season was two seasons, whatever, whatever. I've never touched the tv check. Wow ever wow Anytime I do television. Yeah, whether it's a deadly show or anything That shit just goes into a carpet of taxes on it. That's it. And that's it. Don't touch that money It's no need to right smart, you know, yeah, that is smart So how do you manage starting to get real money for the first time act like you're not getting it jacob And it's hard jacob You're gonna find a hard time doing it. Everybody wants to you know, you buy a sports car You're gonna want to see how fast it goes. Shit, but why buy one when you can rent one? No, 100% It's the same feeling 100% I guess I'm just saying it's like when you first get a couple bucks You're gonna want to flex because your whole life you haven't had anything and then you have the opportunity now buy shit And you're like, okay, I want to buy shit and then after a while you start to realize Oh, wow. Yeah, just buying shit doesn't make me happy or anything and just doing the work does There's only two people I talk about Money with okay, that's my wife and my mom. I want to say Because like when you see certain things like this is unfuckin believable. Yeah and you like My wife understands because she built me 26 years My mom understands because she's built me this mom You know what I mean and the fact that she the most she ever made was 30 thousand dollars in her life And she shows me old deeds of like what my grandfather's Taxes were and shit like that and you like shit, you know, I mean so People like those are the only two people I show things like that too. Yeah, and you know, you know, and it's got to be the Certain things. Yeah, you know, yeah Um Briggs breezy says which two presidents in history would you like to see in a fight? Oh, this is a good one Who'd you like to see in a fight? Hmm Barack Obama Definitely Barack and uh Hmm Maybe joe biden Come on. Wow. Come on. Why? Let me get better than that Like who like who I'm just saying, you know, she's got a wash biden garbage for ratings, bro Yeah, you know what the matchup would be You think it's how is he george bush fight? garbage Who is it y'all ain't trying to get no ratings. Well, it's trump if you want trump, pito It'll be shopping who? Obama trump Come on. You got all the best element. First of all, you got the two most popular presidents ever, right? Interesting. I would think right then you got the race factor You know what I mean, what about abraham lincoln vs. Barack Obama? That's who I was going to say now Why because he's he was he fought somebody. I mean he was a famous kind of I think he fought with us Sword or something really? Yeah, I think he was in some sort of weird Duelish not with a gun fire. He clearly wasn't a gun Now he he challenges somebody and he smartly I think Picked some sort of weapon that gave him an advantage because you know, he's like six four. Yeah Abraham Lincoln ain't gonna sell no tickets in 2024 jumping. Yeah, I guess you're right Lincoln ain't making a stream that and bro, but barack versus trump, pito rock versus trump is the wine and who wins Barak easy Yeah, I don't know Trump's big. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if it's easy Trump could grab him got some size by the pussy by that push. You know what I mean? That's a fire move That'd be his fatality. That's a fire fatality Oh, dude, I got trump because the trash talk would be crazy leading up to the fight It would be nothing and honestly the race element alone sells the fight phenomenal Come on y'all y'all trying to sell a fight at night like I don't see no fucking abraham lincoln versus nobody like Let me see an honest stage which is be cool, but I hear you did Barak versus trump would be would be very entertaining. It'd be the best the best one Yeah, you got to go to those press conferences. Those press conferences worth just as much of the fight I think up. I'm moving. Okay. Give us one more Oh, it's the good one How has having a kid kids affected your marriage shows? How's having a kid kids affected my marriage? um trying to have the kid um brought my wife and I even closer And that was like really cool because I think going through what we went through can Cause a lot of damage potentially to relationships. So that was really awesome It's what I've noticed is that like When you have a kid and we have a baby nurse, there's less time for my wife and I just to be alone and When you're not alone as much there's less time for you to resolve conflicts So it's easy for things that are little to build up And then when you have to resolve them they feel bigger But you're like discussing something you're like, why are we why are we arguing about this thing? That's not even that big a deal. That's true So it was something that we've had to like make adjustment go. Hey, hey Let's not let something faster even if we have no alone time or minimal alone time Let's address it before it can like grow But that yeah, so that was a thing to get used to also just being a needy bitch Like I didn't realize how needy I was You know the the first oh dude the first few weeks my But yeah, but like the first few weeks your wife is just keeping your baby alive And I and I didn't I wasn't complaining, but I felt I was like, oh wow I really like want her attention or I want her time And I would just shut it down because she's doing the most important thing which is keeping our baby alive but It was interesting to see that happen. Were you like look look look what I could do. I bet you There's I bet you there was versions of that. How crazy is that? I haven't probably tried to breastfeed. I did That's that he probably tried to breastfeed you Oh my god, I um I agreed everything Schultz just said and I also feel like yeah, I think kids Kids do bring you closer together if you and your wife already have that bond. Yes For me, it's really Incredible to watch because me and my wife have literally been together for 26 years So we were together when we were kids. So to watch her In this era of her life where She's a fantastic wife and a fantastic mother It just makes you appreciate her even more because you like damn She's killing it. God. Thank you for blessing me with this person. Amen who makes All of our lives So much easier amen to that because she's the CEO of the house. She holds it all together. She keeps it all together like I couldn't do it. That's it. You know what I'm saying like I know I personally couldn't do it and I watch other men out there who got you know Children children by women that they don't even like That's got to be torture That's got to be hell. So, you know for me, it yeah, I think it affects your marriage It's already hard when you love that person more than anybody on the planet. That's right. I imagine Not loving them. That's right. Fuck. That's right. So so it just for me. It just makes you appreciate your wife amen Even more like like whatever you felt for your wife whatever love you had for her whatever appreciation you had for her When you see her operating as a mother It takes all of that to a whole other level Also, when they do anything for you knowing that they're already handling the kids and everything that any little extra thing they do feels Incredible there's like a immense gratitude you get breakfast out of nowhere You're like, yo with all the shit you got to do you still thinking of me man as far that works the other way too though Sometimes if the kids get all of their eating like what the way the fuck is daddy playing? Ain't none of y'all be eating with it wasn't for me This every now and then it's like god damn Take care of me first, you know Well, I just stopped working Why don't we see what happens if I just stop working, huh? You got threaten your whole family, but you know what's so funny about that Like, you know when you kid like you're like my five year old be like, why you got to go back in the city again I got to go work. Why if I don't work. We don't eat Why wouldn't we eat? Why would we And they would That's how we justify like we don't work nothing like no, everybody's gonna starve to death. Like no, we got some money saved. Yeah Don't be okay. Yeah, it'll be fine Um, as always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots. You don't know. No shit. You're right, too It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening