 Ladies and gentlemen, can we set the record straight that the gay pride sombrella sombrella sombrella Can we set the record straight that the gay pride sombrella is one and oh with this puppy on supporting gay pride I have not lost a game in fact I absolutely bent a man and collapsed his cheeks. It was a very it was a certified hood class We got a 98 overall deer and wall around we got a 94 David the Castro out of it We got 97 the Sean Jackson out of it shovel says Johnny. I am in love with you. This man said wheel a month time He I don't think I'm appearing offline on this account. Am I a pop? I hope you catch some dubious Hey, we are so close to male boys. I know this is a tangent right now. I don't know what I'm doing Did we'll clap get Bailey yet? Yeah, I'm pretty bummed out about it. I switch to boys We'll dine send a picture of thine booty cheeks to my telephone. Oh my gosh edit that out man We're eight and one we have a divisional conference and then a Super Bowl to get to let's have a let's go All right boys the playoff wheel was so gracious to us. It was so subtle last time It let me suck from the teeth. Let me suck it again This one's actually so cool. We've never gotten it. What a perfect time to get it Let me explain 10 best overall on the auction house, but guess their current age Okay, we're gonna go into the auction house now when this refresh is this is our pool of players to choose from okay First though, I got short by overall. So my players. Oh my god My players to choose from our 97 terry kill 96 nelson Camara ricky williams cliff harris the forest bugner jennor schenke's harris is oh my god But the only way that I can get one of these players is if I can guess their age Currently like how old they are right now and I'm horrible at this bro. There's I don't fucking know Tyreek hill and I want this one so bad tyreek hill. I'm gonna guess he is 26 now we google tyreek hill Age are you ready? Oh Quentin nelson, I'm gonna say 28. I have no idea how old is it he knew to the lead though I'm gonna say 25 well clap was 25. So I think quentin else I don't want to live. I literally don't want to live camara. I have no idea how old I literally couldn't tell you I know from camara. I'm gonna say 27 Oh, it already popped it up for me and he's 25. Oh my god. I'm so bad for legends. This is kind of hard I'm not even gonna do the legend players the forest buckner The forest buckner is one year younger than eric arm six because they both came out of um, origan So I think the forest buckner is gonna be 25 the forest buckner h I don't want your nor's Jenkins or harris and smith. I'm gonna refresh and get five more players that are current players Okay, I have a few new players that I can try with justin jefferson reikwon davis Nick chubb christian mccaffrey all very good options. Nick chubb absolutely has to be 24 He has to be 24 bro nick chub Dude i'm gonna kill myself. How fucking old is justin jefferson bro is justin jefferson 23 How many years did he play at lsu? He could be fucking 21. I'm gonna go justin jefferson 22 Loser I'm literally off by a year on every single player mccaffrey was highest man at stanford And I don't know i'm gonna say mccaffrey is 26 he's 24 I'm actually so embarrassed right now. Ezekiel alia. Ezekiel alia is 26. Please bro How is this possible? How can I fumble the bag on so many separate occasions? How old is jamal charles right now? I don't know bro. Is he 34 jamal charles age? Of course I do it on a player who literally isn't even in the booking league anymore This was the saddest experience of my life Wow a lot happening. Dude. I had a shot at quentin nelson and the best flight receiver in the game I'm bummed with myself. Oh This is such a sick one. It will guarantee me a right tackle But I have to win the game We get 100,000 coins to spend per rushing touchdown that we get in this upcoming game What's good here is we get 100k per rushing td plus we can get any pack in the store if we can Do oh god, I have to make a field goal and I cannot look at the screen I'll just put the sombrero over my face. Hey, darren waller makes the top three. We love to see that somehow tj Well, it's not a 99 anymore. I don't know what happened there But he's got eric alan charles woodson rob woodson. That is a raiders theme team We are in the raiders stadium right now. I'm pretty sure I know I say this a lot, but i'm serious Oh, he's got the bills kicker. No, listen, it's a raiders theme team. His top three had raiders chem But he has steelers uniz on what's going on here. All right. I know this defense I've seen it a hundred times darren waller can split the seam. Oh wait. No, this is man coverage Damn, look at that clamp, bro. This is gonna be scary an all 99 overall team that can clamp this hard Is a really really scary thing to play against. I'm not gonna lie second and 10. Oh god This is gonna be this is gonna be tough. All right, let's see if we can get something cooking here second and 10 Does he go on darren waller? Oh my fucking god. Look at that. Dude. He's running. He's running the slant route faster than cd lamis I'm honestly lucky that I got that pass off. This is bad boys. Like look at this shit, bro They're in this is a bummer. I'll see if darren waller can get his man on the corner route Oh Jesus look at how sketchy these passes are bro. It's so scary It's so scary to throw against this shit and I don't have a what if I had gotten tirey kill I bet you I can beat it over the top but as we stand I can't beat this over the top We definitely have to establish a run game against a team like this. Oh my god He ran commit good lower bring into shawn jackson over this to cover two man He's there. He's there. He's there The shawn jackson, bring me that man coverage. Let's go That is the exact reason we got the shawn jackson And that's not even 99 speed if I 99 speed I would have burned by a lot more Seven to zero a great start to the game. The way we're gonna win this game though is defense I cannot consistently score like that on offense not against a team like this We have to come out here and play some of the best events we've ever played Just like last game if we want to win this one. He's gonna motion met calf over I don't know what he's looking at here. Oh, I gotta dig Oh, he's gonna throw in a weird seam and the hit stick pops it out. It's got rich game in two Yeah, this guy's uh, he's a sweater right here boys. We got a sweater game second and ten emotions one out No corner out Oh, he's gonna throw contested Yeah, you give me that interception next time, please the sweater throws at the double coverage Actually shock. He did that to be honest. It's a horrible pass What the fuck was that? Was any user playmaker? That was so nasty. Did you guys see that? He stopped his prime time in the middle of the field with a playmaker. That was disgusting He did it again Dude, that's sick. I've never seen somebody do that. I'll be ready for it this time though He can't throw over the top. I got that right side over the top covered. Let's see if he tries it again Let's go I had it covered and chase young gets in the backfield for a second and 25 I think he's gonna try and do the same thing second 25 is huge though. We're sending that big pressure off the edge He's gonna throw a horrible pass Fucking a oh my god Like what? It was a horrible pass I'm not gonna worry about my blind field go to the end of this game or if there's an opportunity here I might take it but overall I really don't want to like I don't want to get too aggressive and take that one. I shouldn't let's go Dalvin is gonna power forward. Let's go third and five. Definitely gonna go qb spy here God damn that is so stupid. You don't even have to do anything. You just let your fucking oh That pissed me off so bad, bro. I'm looking for dalvin honestly because I don't know what else to look for That might be there actually the sun Jackson huge pickup biggest pickup of the day. I think he knows I'm running this ball, but Oh Let's go This is why you watch wheel of my ladies and gentlemen This is the best content that you can find on this site for matted I'm not gonna say that this is a better video than like mr. B's giving away two million dollars But if you want to watch football content, this is why you come now we play defense, bro There's no way he's getting one of those garbage time touchdowns again. We cannot let that happen again I'm sending a bigger blitz than usual Oh All right, that's not a cheeser route. That's a tough route to throw. That's impressive He throws this again. That's where you should have gotten picked off last time my friend That's karma right there. He commit the whole team when I did this last time. Let's see what happens here Nobody's gonna be open Holy shit, he lurked me Clean lurk. It's so annoying man. I was just tilted there. That's a horrible throw I shouldn't be throwing that but I'm just so bothered You just you just click cover two man and do nothing else and you get full clamps because you bought the most expensive team possible Ah, I gotta dial in in if I want to win this game. I can't be playing like that I scum kick you gigantic pussy First in ten, there's deer and waller with a that's such a hard catch It's so hard to make that catch. He's just gonna pick me off one of these times first in ten Whoa, he set the house deer and waller was so open on a touchdown. I just didn't have time to throw it It was so open looking at a third and three. Do I hand this off? I'm gonna hand this off Oh, there's delvin again Who just might take it? Oh, he got close. He got close. Good shit delvin Do we believe in an inside zone? I couldn't believe any harder 21 to 14. This is football right here, baby I'm just gonna take kianu nio. I guess I really don't know what a guard That's so insane What a play dude. He's so good with that playmaker, dude. He's so good with that playmaker. He's gotta throw something quick great play Great play This guy's a stud, dude. So that's gonna take us 21 21. He's gonna get the ball half scored in 18 seconds Impressive. I gotta float kianu nio over the top on this because he's gonna come high Yep We're running with him. We're running with him. What are you doing? What the fuck? I ran with that ball every step of the way, bro That's tough. I don't really know what happened there. Have to get a touchdown on this drive non-negotiable Let's see what he uh commits to this time. Who is it there? Sheesh, that's literally so hard to throw. Uh, we're going to have back dive here The dive has honestly been incredible third and five Big one big one. Oh, I got grabbed but that should have been enough. That's 100 yards for delvin first and 10 Dude, I'm so fucking over it. Look at this shit, bro. Yeah, why do you allow this, bro? Why do you let someone just let someone just buy a win? I'm trying as hard as I can and he's not even doing a thing Kind of gotta hit this post here and I'm in trouble third and 15 Oh Shit, what is that defense? He switched. He just switched out a man. Good play And patrick mahomes got blocked a bunch of times. That's tough Oh, he's not gonna message me some shit. Is he? Oh, that's so rude. Damn in general 69 say hey Hey, papa catch the dub and I'm not gonna catch the dub if this is papa. I'm a huge fan Oh, you're a fan and you play this Hey, baby kitten. I love you, bro. But um, yeah, you know what I'll save it I'll just say I love you all this means if I lose this game Is I just gotta get back in the regular season and I gotta I gotta get myself a team like this Because I'm gonna be there's nothing I can do. I mean, it wouldn't really matter if I was a pro player at this point There's no offense that can beat this type of man coverage with the players I have on this team I need like 99 speed terry kill with a route technician. Like for example, this is Sean Jackson This is a post corner. This is supposed to be one of the best man-beater routes in the game I don't even think he'll get open Look at that shit. Rod Woodson was running the post corner before Deshaun Jackson was Yeah, there's not really much I can do here. I'm still gonna try my artist boys, but um I just lost to this dude's wallet Nothing open. Uh Think that corner routes open. Yeah, it is. Oh Blind field goal. Wait, that's gonna be so huge. I can still complete the challenge That was kind of nasty. All we gotta get in is field goal range and kick our blind field goal We haven't made it to the Super Bowl so this team's not gonna reset But I will get one guaranteed pack when we get to the new season You're gonna switch off still bro grow a pair of balls. You gotta fucking 99 overall team You're gonna switch off fourth and one. We're gonna go with the inside zone. He switches off again Oh my god, bro. Grow a pair. Good lord. I'm bothered. We are in field goal range, though This is really good. So long as Dalvin doesn't like fumble or something. This is awesome Second and 11 That's a dot Don't want that touchdown touchdowns cool, but I know I can't win this game So I'm not gonna try blind folded field goal from 23 Yards, we gotta drill this boys. I need a better way to do this. Is sombrero There's little slits in the sombrero. I can kind of see through them. God. I'm trying to remember What does it look like to hit a field goal? Like what's the speed? I'm trying to remember All right, I'm gonna line it up and then I'm gonna I'm gonna spin. All right. It's lined up. You ready boys It's yeah, I clicked it too fast. No I almost want to let him score. I gotta try and get this ball back or I gotta try and get this challenge done All right, let him go of a minute nine three timeouts, bro Hey, it's 48 to 21. You don't have to scum kick. I promise. I promise, bro So this is going on wheel of mud. Howl no sweater It is going on wheel of mud. I'm just salty as fuck second and 10 Ooh, look at seedy lamb actually having a day Let's go. Did my home says- wait, I gotta get in the middle. Yeah, if I'm in the middle of the field I have a bigger margin of error if I line it up right down the middle. Come on. I know I can do this I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna go one two. I'm gonna hit that bottom. It's all about to add your seat down the bottom one All right, let's go boys. Let's go. Here we go Nope, that felt so good Bro, I couldn't even get my challenge That's just like if you were to just chalk that up, that's just an L. No challenge wheel No w. Oh, and I don't get my rushing touchdowns 100k either Yeah, gg to my opponent. I didn't really stand a shot in that one not with the team I had I did not stand a shot So who did I give the start of this episode because I have to take him off the team Ah, it was Jamal Charles Gee, he literally didn't see the field at any point. So I'm I don't care Well, this is tough because now our team is gonna carry into a new season You know what? I will say our team's gonna be crazy good going into the next playoffs But like we still have a lot of improving to do as we just saw if we want to compete at the high level I need 399 receivers. I need Tyree kill powered up I don't even know who else probably the DK Metcalf powered up that he has and probably powered up Terry McClaren as well And I need to get Keanu Neal out man. Guy got toasted. Jesse Bates was fine Jamal Adams played good Everybody else honestly played pretty good. Chase Young, Aaron Donald TJ Waddle played good. So just gotta get those crazy good wide receivers in and and we'll start to build a squad I love you boys. I'm sorry. I couldn't take home the Super Bowl in this run, but we're 0-1-0 clean slate We can take home another one on a different run. Oh wait, let me see if you responded He did he said he don't want to get embarrassed I love you guys. I'll see you the next episode. Peace