 Who is the greatest competitor of all time? Michael J. And if he saw an upcoming threat, I don't know, maybe an unbelievable defense, ball handling, ability, passing, physical specimen that has not been seen in the NBA before, that could potentially threaten his reign, is it below Michael Jordan to find a woman that can catch four times a night? He always has four times a night. Four times a night? To weaken him, to destroy his knees, to destroy his back, and potentially to destroy the greatness that he could achieve in his career. God, he did have a lot of back issues, right? God damn. Is this Michael Jordan's diabolical plan to make sure he's number one? That means that he's been planning this for at least 30, 40 years. Of course! Because he's like, if you do this for me, I promise you, my firstborn son. Two. Whoa! Full circle. MJ's the goal.