"The Story of Suzie" (classic)





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Published on Jul 18, 2009

The original 2009 version, and my 2nd video ever produced for this channel. One of my first forays into rudimentary animation, but still a favorite.

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Geri Robel
Suzie appears to be missing a finger from each hand. Perhaps she should pray for a better creator. 
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Joe Vignolo
A religious friend of mine had the check engine light come on in his car because it needed a new catalytic converter, which was very expensive to replace. My friend didn't want to spend all that money to replace it so finally I told him to pray to Jesus and ask him to resurrect the bad converter. After three months of praying the check engine light was still on. Finally the car was due for inspection so the converter got replaced and the light finally went out and the car passed. Funny? I thought Jesus could resurrect people from the dead and could even resurrect himself. By comparison I would think resurrecting a catalytic converter would be relatively easy, but I guess not.
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Anthony Rizzo
Nobody says "I believe in..." unless that thing is not obvious or it's not convincing. So by saying I believe in God you are actually admitting that belief in God is doubtful from the start. 
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Kevin Lobo
Fuck you Suzie >:P
Joseph Bonnette
Gender aside, that little child was ME!! Thank goodness for Atheism!!
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jesse salazar
God made it. It's good.. Man made it. It's evil...God makes man. It's good? God writes it self..nope.. Man writes Bible.
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Evan Streamer
My Dog Suzie is an Atheist and she took great offense to you using her name in your video. However, I enjoyed it. Thanks for making it and sharing it!
Jack jr Verrelli
Jack Jr Verrelli I believe that children are born with a great curiosity and sense of wonder. Baby's believe what they are told by their parents. Religious teaching staunch the development of curiosity , wonder, creativity and rational thinking.The world is so wonderfully exciting and religion only subtracts from that. I believe religion is the #1 reason for mental illness. What else can you expect from someone that has been lied to all their life. The denial end anger is so deep it causes psychoses. They simply can't bring themselves to believe that they have been brought up and living a lie for so long. very, very sad. 2 mins · Like Jack Jr Verrelli btw, I am not an atheist, I am an anti-theist. ridicule and mock religion at every opportunity.
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When she lifts her hands to pray it looks like Suzie has chewed her fingernails to the nub. What are you worried about, Suzie? God will take care of everything.
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