 Don't you recognize me? It's me you old Xavier. I just look like this But eight years from now. I'm gonna get hit with the age stick hotter than a fucking corona virus That's a hot mug guys. Hey guys, this is my review for X-Men dark Phoenix I actually did not see this movie in theaters. In fact, it is the only X-Men movie. I never saw in theaters I saw every single One the Deadpool's the Logan's all the way back to the first movie I saw the first film in theaters when I was a kid so I was 10 years old I didn't see this one. It looked like that much of a garbage shit rag to me the amount of delays This film went through it went over and find correct an entire year of delays due to reschedules and reshooting Horrible opening audience sort of receptions They even had to change the ending because apparently it was too similar to that of Captain Marvel Despite all of those reshoots all of that delays all of those rewrites and whatnot You think they would have written something better than a shit heap. This movie is the worst X-Men movie in the entire Association of the X-Men films. I'm including apocalypse. I'm including origins of Wolverine this movie is Horrible on every single level almost it's somewhat starts off at least a little bit Promising because the opening sequence is kind of cool. There is some decent sort of dramaticism to it The music makes it sound like it's the end of the movie like the final cliffhanger. It's so dramatic It's kind of interesting how the Mutants are called up from the president to come in to save these space astronauts in space for this very small amount of Time you kind of realize that they are trying to emulate the 90s cartoon so so fucking badly And then after that it just falls to shit. The acting is horrible From everyone. I'm not just including the young kids. I'm not including Sophie Turner versus somehow worse than last one But everyone is giving nothing two of the worst performances in this is James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender Because they're doing the same Fucking character for the fourth goddamn time James McAvoy is this strange Amalgamation of Patrick Stewart trying to sound like him trying to walk like him trying to have mannerisms like him except he looks Like himself. He doesn't look all though. It doesn't make sense. His voice just it just it's weird The entire times James McAvoy is in the movie. You can see he is trying so hard to sound like Patrick Stewart It just comes off as laughable It comes off is so bad that it makes the horrible wig he's wearing in scenes with hair look good Michael Fassbender just looks like he's asleep the whole fucking movie He's just wants it's the end the only time that he puts any sort of effort into his one It looks like he's having some sort of dragon ball z saying orgasm when he's trying to hold a helicopter down While gene graze won't End the effects shit again with the amount of delays that this film had you would think that they put some money Into the goddamn effects What a joke a lot of these look like ps2 graphics The only time that it maybe looked a little good was the very very end and the very very beginning But aside from that this movie is a disaster They should not have given it to simon kinberg the fact that they gave this movie to a first time director Sure, he had been producing and writing these movies for the last little while But this guy probably totally knew that ryan singer was dittling kids and didn't do anything about it marvel owns them Now so hopefully they will just wipe this slate clean and they will bring them into their own But what a joke like what a joke of a movie guys. I can't believe it's this bad It was entertainingly bad But it was still shit X-Men dark phoenix gets a one out of seven like I thought apocalypse was kind of just like oh, it's unfortunate That it's gonna end there and then they did this and it's like oh Anyways guys if you like this review leave a like and if you're interested in more subscribe Otherwise see you guys next time. Thanks for watching the video My name is nits and you might remember me from the animated cult classic tv show undergrads It's been a while, but i'm happy to say the click is finally getting back together in an all new movie Thanks to a successful Kickstarter campaign But we are still asking for your support to see any and all updates about the upcoming undergrads movie Be sure to check out and like the bring back undergrads facebook page and with any luck. We'll see you guys soon