 I've gathered you all here because your kind were involved in the murder of Adric. So I wanted to look you all in the eye when I say... Thank you! Are you Frenching a Cyberman? No. Oh, good. Because there was no tongue, I was just passionately kissing the Cyberman. Ah, I see. Well, of course I knew that, me being a genius and all. I was just testing you to see if you would lie to your best friend and scientific equal. Ah, I'm very happy to see you didn't. Are you done? I can keep going. Please don't. Come out with your hands up! Uh, his name's Peter Davison. If we called every actor who played the Doctor... The Doctor? It would get very confusing now, wouldn't it? Oh, piss off, Adric! That little twerp is gone. We can get back to our... role play. Oh, please, just don't call it that. It makes me feel all weird. Uh, right. Sorry. No, no, it's quite alright. Do go on. Doctor, I've infiltrated your TARDIS without you even knowing it. How in the name of a maker did you do that? And why are you doing that? Why tell you now when I can stretch the answer over four repessals? Can you not just tell me one of them now? But then I'd have nothing to fill the next four hours. The kid do you think there's something new to do? Peter, are you okay? No, it's just... it's just we do this all the time and it barely ever changes. I'm always the hero and you're always the villain. There's no spice anymore and that bothers you. I mean, to me, that sounds like the definition of a spectacular episode. I don't know, perhaps it's just me. I'm sorry. Can we pick this up tomorrow? Alright, tell you what, dear. We'll leave this role a production for now and I'll figure something out that'll really sizzle. Whatever that means. Yes, why not? Excellent. Shouldn't belong, slowcoats. Oh, that's right. What's happening? Impossible. What in the name of Teagan's titties am I looking at? Are you not impressed? Not impressed as such, just deeply confused. Ainsley, is this you because if it is, this is not what I meant five months ago. Is it not? Noted. Untie me! Oh, fuck me.