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The Geek Anthem





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Published on Jul 14, 2012

If you're looking for the ultimate geek anthem, you've come to the right place!

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*** Lyrics ***
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
Well, so's my imaginary girlfriend!
I look at her, she knows what I'm after
Blow me like a dragon; I'll be her dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
But, I always wear it for the star wars marathon
I've got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

We live at home, nowhere to go, look around, we're all alone
We watch TV and sleep till three.
You call us losers, but we're as happy as can be

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I'm weak 'cuz I'm allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please don't call them "dolls"
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Don't cook, don't clean, no my momma does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough


Scissors paper rock
Lizard beating Spock
I used to play World of Warcraft
But then I took a vagina to the cock

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