 It's so stupid it's positively brilliant Yep, shawlamain the guy Andrew, show we are the brilliant idiots, and um Yeah, welcome to another week of brilliant idiot bullshit Our guy waxes joining us For some reason, Wax wears shades all the time now. I think he doesn't want us to see the love in his eyes that he has for Carla. That's what it is. This is hypnotizing time. I can't do that. I can't hypnotize nobody else. And now I see like no other girls want to highlight me when I got the shades on. So I'm staying faithful. So so hold on. You wear the shades to block any any attraction you may have to another woman. I'm trying to stay focused. This right here is my these my hate of blockers. I didn't even know it was going on. So it's actually working out for me. What year are you in? Hater blockers. Yeah. What year slang is that? Hater blockers? Listen, I'm staying where I'm at. I'm staying with the shades and the right shades. Listen, I do. I do what works for me. You know what I'm saying? Uh huh. Um, let's start. Oh, can I can I bring something up? Taylor said the other day she said this on. So she's just be positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot. I think this is maybe both. OK. OK. Because I don't want to say what a fucking idiot. But you know what one it is. Uh, she said that she runs an eleven six forty. No, a hundred yard death. Get the fuck out of it. Eleven six is what she said. Eleven six. Taylor, I pushed you this morning. You're too heavy. Right. To run an eleven six. I was in high school. What could you do there? What could you roll her down a hill at? In. A hill? I was thinking more like a lane. Like a bowling ball. Right. Right. But now y'all want to see me in the race anyway. I'll bust your ass. I'll bust your ass. How old are you? I'm bad. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And I won the first one too. So stop. I was debatable. I'll beat you. I'll beat you in the race. I'll be waxing the race. Yo, Wax. Wax, you really tore your ACL? I won it. I did. But I beat the dog though. No, he did. I didn't lose. Did you really tear your ACL off? I lost. I lost because I got hurt. But I didn't lose because I fucking lost from the dog. I beat dogs. But did you tear the ACL? Are you injured? What is that? Huh? What is that? What do you call it, an ankle? An ankle. You're like a pathway of MATs. All right. Well, you don't have to tell us. That's fine. I already told him he was racing a pit bull. And? And I got a little injured. I'll be out for a couple of days. You know what I'm saying? I'm about to jump in the pool. Get right. Everything's good. Let me see that stomach. What else you want? Let me see that stuff. We're still good. The arms, everything's still in motion. No, bro. We're good. Now you bugging. You look a little chunky, man. I thought about it. I didn't know chunky. Come on, man. Look at the neck and everything, bro. You're bugging. You know that's the first thing that goes. The cheeks and the neck. You don't look a little puffy right there. I think he looks a little swollen. You do, man. You do. I'm not lying, bro. Even the definition in the arms is different. Man, your definition in the arms is different, bro. A little bit different, man. Yeah, even that joint look all small, your fat ass fucking small. It's my fingers. It's too big for blunts. I think they need to make something different. Lord have mercy. It's too small. All right. Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. What did we see this week? Positively brilliant. What did we see that made us say? What a fucking idiot. I mean, I can't stop thinking about the election. We're recording this on Thursday. Thursday. And we did it a day late thinking. We would have the answer. We would have an answer, yeah. And still no answer. About to be, though. It looks like he's Biden, right? Yeah, he's six points away. Yeah, that's what I look like. But everybody keeps saying that there's more votes coming in from these different places. Yeah, but it's mailing ballots, right? Right. And those usually favor Biden. Absolutely. Even in Republican states, they favor Biden? I mean, he's already flipped. He flipped Arizona. He flipped Michigan. Well, that's the thing. I thought someone was telling me Arizona's still... It's still out there, but like Biden's up. Biden's been like, Fox called Arizona what? They called it early. 36 hours ago. They called it early. Yeah, I mean, it's going to be Joe Biden. I was dying laughing that Donald Trump put out an official presidential statement. What he said? This is an official statement. This isn't a tweet. This is actually Trump Pence letterhead. Hold on, let me see if I can find this shit again. This shit is so funny. This is Trump Pence letterhead. What the fuck? Yes, Trump Pence letterhead. November 5th, 2020. Statement from President Donald J. Trump. If you count the legal votes, I easily win the election. If you count the illegal and late votes, they can steal the election from us. President Donald J. Trump. That's the best you got right now, man. Jesus Christ. He's out of there, huh? Yeah, I don't like that he's a soul loser. The reason I don't like that he's a soul loser is because it takes away the mystique, right? The mystique is that he's the tough guy. He's the boss of all bosses. Yeah, but keep going, keep going. I'm just saying he's the big dog on campus. So now it's just like, that's the best you got, bro. But to me, I never saw him as petty as fuck. So I'll be honest. If I was him, I'd run in 2024. I'm so petty. If he's alive. If he's alive, I'm so petty. I will run every time until I'm dead. Just to beat the motherfuckers to beat me. They put him in jail, bro. That's the other thing. They're putting Donald Trump in jail. That's why he ain't just going to the White House like that because he know he going to jail once he's in that soil. Exactly. Donald Trump is... Donald J., the J stands for jail. Really? He's going to jail, bro. We know this. We don't know this. It's the tax sheet. Yes. But wish people go to jail, bro. Let's be honest. They're going to find a way to send Donald Trump to jail. You think? Yes. Somebody told me something about how he could pardon himself, but then he would still have... He can't pardon yourself on state charges. You know what I'm saying? But he can't just pay it back? I have no idea. I don't know. He should be able to pay that money back. Like a president can just make someone who did something illegal not do an illegal act while he did the illegal act. But it's just a weird thing. I don't understand why they have that power. It just seems odd. I'm the president. He's a president. He's got to have some type of power. But why? Why do they give that to him? Maybe because unjust sentences... Will you say wax? Get out of jail free car. He's got to have one. He's not normal. He can't have the same fucking get out of jail free car as mine. He's got to have something better than me. But why? He's supposed to be one of us. He's the president. No, he's the president. He's supposed to be hired in us. No. He's one of the people hired in us. I get what Andrew's saying. When the people hire him, no, he shouldn't be hired in us because we can't do that. Exactly. Doesn't it sound like some shit they just threw in there? I mean, shit. A lot of criminals clearly have been murdered. Mother's saying hello all these years. That's how you know you need fucked up friends to become president. Think about that. That's how you know you need fucked up crooked friends to become president because the president has the ability to get them out of jail. That's how you know you need people going to jail to be president, man. Why would they give a president that power? I don't know. I'm going to put this for positively brilliant. What's going to be positively brilliant is what happens when Joe Biden hits that 270. It's going to be one of the most entertaining days on social media. What do you think is going to happen? It's already heating up. The mail-in ballot memes are funny. Wow, what are they doing? Somebody said like, yo, the mail-in ballots hitting like edibles. And then somebody, they said the mail-in ballots coming through like, and they had to see him from Avengers Endgame when all the Avengers were coming back from the dead. Like, it's already getting to that. You saw Smokey. I seen Smokey. Yeah, Smokey. She was like, 43 is not enough. And the mom was like, make it enough. Smokey for Friday. Oh, and he's not recounting the money over and over? Make it enough. Oh, make it enough. That's what I'm saying. It's going to be very, very, very entertaining because one thing about life that we all know, boy, when the tables turn on the bully. Boy, when the tables turn on the bully. He's shutting down that Twitter, bro. If he loses, you just got to go off Twitter because he didn't even go to the roast. Remember the presidential roast that he was supposed to be at? They're like, what do they call it? The White House Correspondent. Correspondent. He wouldn't even go there. Imagine what his mentions are going to look like. Man, bro. And it's like, his stats for presidents, you're going to be a one-term president who got impeached, who took the country on the brink of literally killing its democracy as we know it. And Nancy Pelosi not going to shut up. I mean, listen, let's be clear. Democrats don't have anything to be happy about. Like, they don't have anything to celebrate. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that the Democrats got to do a lot of soul searching as a party. You know what I mean? Like, they spent all that money this year trying to get back, you know, the white women that they lost in 2016, only to have those white women go out and vote for Trump more in 2020. Did you actually see the stats for who voted for Trump? That shit was fascinating. It was actually more, it looks, it looks like, I don't want to say Obama-like coalition, but it looks like more of a diverse coalition than even maybe Biden had. He only lost votes in one demographic. White men. White people. Oh, white people as a whole? White people as a whole went down. Yeah, I saw white men. I saw white women go up 55%. I guess overall maybe white people went down and then every other Democrat, oh, every other demographic went up. Black men was 18%. Latinos were riding for him. Latinos. They're Cuban-Americans, especially in Florida. Venezuelans. Venezuelans, Nicaraguans. They got that fear of socialism. Please Trump, I'm actually glad Trump lost because imagine him trying to say Nicaraguans. Yeah, that'd be close. In the second term, he wouldn't give a fuck if he mispronounced. Oh my God. Listen, is there any way, is there any way to win? I'd be his favorite country, bro. He'd be nonstop talking about what they're going to do. I'll tell you one place where not going to help. Yo, is there any way he could win at all? There's a small chance. If he go to the court. So he needs Arizona. You have to sweep everything. You have to win Pennsylvania, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada, and North Carolina. No, not Nevada. I think it would just be North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nevada. Yeah, he'd have to win like four. But I think Georgia and North Carolina aren't that far off for him. I don't think they're that difficult, right? Biden's flipping Georgia. Is that right? He's flipping Georgia, because all of the votes that are coming in now are counties like Fulton County, you know, where in Atlanta is that? Like, it's real close. And what is that? What are you trying to say? Why they came late? Why was that? Shut up. What is that? Who's that? Wow. Jesus Christ. But that's like Avengers Endgame, though. That is like Avengers. Yeah, man, you got to be careful, bro. I don't put nothing past Trump at this point, but I mean, what I see now is everybody throwing the bully the middle finger. You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, no, he's on the brink. Let's get him. Don't even give him no life. Like, Pennsylvania rejected him. He's like, get the fuck out of here with that cold shit. And he's trying to raise money to pay his legal fees. No, he's not. Yes. He's trying to raise money. He's trying to raise money to pay the states that he's suing right now. Amen. It's bad, bro. It's bad. One thing that I hope everybody learned, and I'm not going to say learned, because it's not over yet. We can't even really have this conversation until that 270 hits, right? But it looks like that's where things are going. Yes, and we used to always compare Trump to what rapper? DMX. No, man. What? No, man. No. See, y'all don't forget about him already. He's about to prove my point. Timmy Turner or whatever that kind of thing was. What is it? What is it? Designer? Yo, guys. You're close. It's Brooklyn, you're close. Biggie. No. Jay-Z. This is sad. He's proving my point. He's in jail now. He's in jail now, right? Cormega. Tekashi. Tekashi. Tekashi69. I told y'all you can go back to this podcast. Yeah, we forgot him, bro. Come on, man. That's what I'm saying. You can go back to this podcast a couple of years ago or whenever it was. I was like, yo, all of this shit is entertaining now. What? Always prepared for the ending. These planes always land, and the wheels don't come out. Y'all ain't even remember the kid just now. Yeah, I forgot his name. I didn't forget his name. Lord have mercy. Always plan all the way to the end as best as you can. Make sure the things that you're doing right now will make for a good ending. Yeah. So. Interesting. It is what it is. But here's the thing. I don't think he goes away. If he's not locked up, I think that he's a major fixture in either news or entertainment. But he won't lock him up. Hypothetically, he doesn't get locked up. You don't think he's just going to retire? That dude's going to be out there pounding his fucking chest. He's going to have TV shows or something. He's going to have some news organization. I don't mind that, though. I don't mind Donald Trump existing, just not existing in a position of power the way he can cause harm. I would prefer him to exist in a role as king or something. That'd be great. That might be worse, though. No, king? Saturday Night Live. King? King, just no power. You have zero power. You can't do anything, you still get to just talk for no reason. You can hold some rallies, say some funny shit. You know, you can make fun of people. I don't know how he's received in America, though. I'm going to be honest with you. Man, give him a podcast. He what? He needs a podcast? So give him a podcast. No, a podcast will officially jump the shark at that point. I mean, I know it's half the country that really loves him. Right. But I don't know how he will be received by the outlets he needs to be a star, so to speak. I mean, he'll be a star. But I'm saying, like, well, late night shows just host him and act like it was regular. Well, daytime shows just have him on like it's regular. You just give him a book deal, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Think about what happened with George Bush, bro. You know how many motherfuckers died under Bush? People? Because of those decisions, like people, and now he's like... People don't talk about that. They forget. Now he's like best friends with Michelle Obama, and they're like, oh my God, look at their relationship. I remember when George Bush was considered the Antichrist. The Antichrist. I remember that. Yes, that's a good point. That's a good point. And it's 9-11, people say it was an inside job. I don't know if that's true or not. Then you got the wars. The wars alone. I'm like, hey, I don't know. You're right. I don't know. You're saying time heals all wounds if you're right. What do you mean he's... What do you mean he's... That's from black. You know what I'm saying? That's from black. You're black. You heard forever. What are you doing in 1984? That ain't him, Jett. Shut up. What's your name? Best friends with Michelle. Huh? Only because he's a best friend to Michelle. That's it. You think that's what it is? That's the power of black women? That is nice. If he is like... That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. If he wasn't friends... Sorry, Rags, go ahead. How are they best friends? Like... They like to sit next to each other at events from something I read. You say what? I heard something else. Oh, God. What did you hear? Tell us what's happening in Philly. Tell us what's hot on the Philly wire. Don't disrespect Barack like that. Easy. Don't do not disrespect Barack the way I think you're going to disrespect Barack. What did you hear? I thought you were saying they have some romantic interest. No. No, no. Okay. I heard that Barack's family is like related to Bush's like down the line. That's what I heard. You got to stay off the dark web. There's a reason why there's a crack in the Liberty Bell, bro. Oh, Jesus. There's no way... How? Actually, no, they're like... It's Barack White, so I'm saying that's the story. That's what I heard. Oh, yeah. All of us got a little whiteness. No, actually, that's an interesting point because they do say that Barack is related to like Thomas Jefferson or some shit. He has some like... Nah, they do. Barack is related to... I'm probably related to some famous white people. I'm Irish. Yeah, but in a different kind of way. Bush and Michelle is... So you're telling me that, too? I don't really got to bring that up, buddy. I didn't do the reason that that's what I heard. That's all. So basically you're saying Michelle and Michelle are cousins. Huh? You're saying George Bush and Michelle are cousins? I guess so. Word on the street. Oh, my gosh. Imagine. I'd rather that than anything else. I'd rather that. All right. Yeah, my wife ain't gonna have to sit in part of that. What else you got, man? What else you got this week on? I mean, I've been really into the fucking election shit. That's the only thing I've been paying attention to. I've been watching CNN a lot, and I realized... I really appreciate the analysts on CNN. And the reason I appreciate the analysts on CNN is because, man, you know how hard it is to talk about the same shit over and over and over and over and over and over. 12 hours. And if you're... ESPN guys. Huh? ESPN guys do it. Nah, it's a little different. There's a new game every day. This is the same game. They're tapping the same screen. They're like, this is Arizona. I just found out where Arizona was on the map. I had no clue. Oh, I know who I got for who the fucking idiot. Go. Adrian Bronner. Oh, dude, that was so funny. It was so funny because... I don't need to laugh at the man, though. He's talking about his finances. I'm talking about... He's built like Saucy Santana. You ever seen Saucy Santana on Instagram? What's that? Pull up Saucy Santana. Let me go. That's Saucy. Look at Saucy. Now tell me Saucy and Adrian Bronner. She thick. Thick, thick, thick, thick. You don't think so? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the courtroom showing all that shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? He was, bro. He's got a stack. Trying to entice the judge to let him off. You know what I'm saying? Like, judge, let me turn around one time and I got back in. Am I not wearing a belt? Oops. Judge, I dropped something. Okay. I don't... I don't... I didn't feel sorry for him just because Adrian Bronner made a lot of money. Yeah, that's on him. Exactly. Adrian Bronner was making a lot of money. Tens of millions of dollars. I remember when he told Rock Nation kiss his ass when they tried to offer him, like, what, it was like 30 million dollars? I didn't know it was that much. Yeah. It was like 30 million dollars for like four fights or four or five fights and shit like that. I don't know. I just know that he turned down some money for Rock Nation. He had it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you fucked it off. Yeah, if you have it and you lose it, that's on you. We don't have to feel bad for it. If somebody steals it from you and you're like uneducated to the point where you don't know, that's sad. Yeah. He just blew it. Yeah. But if you blow it on dumb shit and stun it on people in the process, that's the other thing, like when you blow it and then shit on people in the process. And I think AB is an ultimate... I don't know, yeah. I think he's a good dude, ultimately. I don't know him. So I can't say. He just makes really stupid decisions and poor choices. There's Damien Lemon. Shout out to our bro, Damien Lemon. D. D Lemon, bro. He said something to me once. He was like, dudes who go broke trying to impress broke dudes. Yes. And that might be what happened with AB, bro. And once again, boy, when them tables turn on the guy that was flossing all the money. Oh. And now they say, you got 13 to your name. Wow. Wow. Yeah. But I think the reason they... To say you got none. To say you got none. Why would you say you got 13? Yeah, why would you say you got 13? I was just saying I got none. Nothing. Yeah, zero. I have zero dollars. I don't have 13. And why flash the money on Instagram? That's the other thing I don't remember. I don't understand it anymore. Like, what do people get out of flashing money on social media? Seriously, I mean, I don't get it. It's because we don't have tits. I guess you guys have tits. We've never put money to our ear and none of that shit, but we don't got it, so we need something to get attention for no reason. Yeah. Yeah, you might go. Say what? When Dacia Pell did that skit on his show. What'd he do? That skit. It's like the first season, like maybe the third episode, and he was saying how girls need to be more happy about having big tits or whatever he's been showing. Do you remember that one? No. What is it? Explain it, though. He was just saying the girl was having big tits and then made it seem like without her big tits that no one would pay her attention. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, then she gotta get some money. We'll pay attention to money. Eh, it's different. By the way, you know what? I don't see women stuntin' like that. No, I have seen women stuntin' like that. Who? Just hood chicks that be on the ground. They stuntin' with our money. They be like, get your man to buy you a Birkin. He was like, wait, who stuntin'? Who's winning this situation? Yeah. What else did we see this week? And I'm gonna tell you something else, too, man. The sad part about A.B. Watchin' A.B., I mean, watchin' Gervante Davis and then seein' what happened to A.B. Sad. You really gotta salute Gervante because Gervante has kept his discipline. He's kept his focus. Nah. He had a risky one. Remember when he got in that little altercation? Yeah, he let his emotions get the best of him, but I respect him because he apologized for it. And he said he knew it was wrong. Right. You know what I mean? Listen, the best apology has changed behavior. I can only give people the same grace I want somebody to give me. 100%. And it's like, what do you do after somebody apologizes? You're supposed to just keep fuckin'... Nah, fuck that. I don't accept your apology. Yeah. Fuck outta here. Y'all voted for Joe Biden. All right. Yo, I don't wanna hear this shit no more. That's true. The two people we voted for for leaders of the free world. You were rockin' for Joe Biden and then you're not forgiving people for shit that happened 20 years ago. Exactly. Who are you? Antrump? Yo, shit that happened three months ago. Yeah. Fuck outta here. I don't wanna hear that shit no more. Canceled culture is dead. Yo, why we only forgive presidents? White presidents. White presidents. Yeah. Cause they don't care? Huh? Cause they don't care if you care or not? I think that we forgive presidents because we don't have a choice. Exactly. We're forced to make this decision. We're forced. It's like wedding meals. You know, it's like you can get the salmon at a steak and that's just what the fuck it is. Oh, nah, I'll leave. I'll go to somebody. I'll go to a restaurant. I like how you had that little buffet action at yours. That was fire. Yeah. We did that for Kente's wedding. Say what? My cousin Kente. Oh, how's Kente? Eh, he's surviving. Yeah. Kente chilling. Yeah, Kente, Kente. Kente had mad food at his wedding but we were in the party. Like, you know, and it's like for whatever reason, nobody let the party eat first. Yeah. So everybody that was attending the wedding stood up and just bum rushed it. Yeah, can't do it. And took all the food. So we left to go to some meat. Yeah, we got to go to the bounce. You got to leave your man's wedding, bro. That's why you need a little structure in the wedding. People don't realize you need a little structure. Yeah. The whole thing is structure. I know, but I'm talking to my girl just about how we want to do something. And I said, listen, whatever you want to do, all I want to do is just give what I think might be helpful notes because here's the thing. You and I have like put on shows before. We've done live shows. We've done live events. We know the problems with a live event and we know the thing to make it go smoothly, right? We're someone who's never done that before. They wouldn't know. So if she's like, nah, I just want people to come. There'll be some food trucks and tables everywhere. I'm like, yo, yo, yo. If you don't give people a place to sit, there's going to be 14 chairs at one table and there's going to be two people alone by themselves. Hire a wedding planner. 100%. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. But in her mind, she's like, I just want to have a party. She don't like attention like that. She don't want to be like center of attention. She don't want to do like the father, daughter dance. To her, that's just not really what she wants. She just wants a party for her and her friends like hang out, right? And like all of us just enjoy ourselves. Almost like it's not about her. That's the reception. Say what? That's the reception. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, yeah. I got her to skating rink. It's over for me. That's where this first starts. Stay the fuck out of it. Congratulations, by the way, man. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it, man. Don't treat it like it's your weekend. It's for her. Meaning like when you have your comedy shows, it's Andrew's show's weekend. That's it, bro? Nope. This is you walking in on somebody's set. It's the show already going on. You just can't do five, ten minutes real quick. I'm five minutes. That's it. That's it. That's how you treat it. I agree with you 100%. Maybe that's why it's not as, bless you, it's not as important to me because I've done that before. I've had a big event that was like celebratory in terms of going on stage, right? But for people who don't have that, this is their moment where they're just getting applauded for and everybody loves it, et cetera. But that's the thing, man. You need some structure for people to enjoy themselves. You will be overwhelmed with emotion on your wedding day, though. Really? Yeah. You need to realize it until you get there in that moment. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. It's just like everything, like everything immediately. Palm sweating and you're like, holy shit. My wedding, I was standing at the door, greeting everybody that they was coming in, and I hadn't seen my wife all day. So when you stand in there with your dudes and like when she comes down that aisle, tears, bro. It's over. I'm telling you, you're going to be overwhelmed with emotion. Gans run tea. How you know wax? Cuzz, man. I'm thinking about getting married too one day. I seen shows through the show. I'm like, what the fuck, man? I don't know, bro. How the fuck you do it before me? You don't look like the man she fell in love with, man. Them arms. Them arms. Them arms lack a definition, bro. I'm telling you. I don't know, man. Them traps look a little small, bro. They does look different, bro. You got some baby weight for sure, man. I know I'm good over here. Are you positive, bro? Guaranteed. I don't know, man. I don't know what you're talking about. Can you stand up? Let's do that. Come on, man. I got a move. Is it an issue with the knee or not? No, I ain't got no knee problem, but I got to move the camera and do all this type of stuff. Did your knee blow out because you were so fat? Was that the reason? Did it just give up? Wax-way to fluctuate, bro. No, listen, man. Wax-way to fluctuate. Wax-way to fluctuate. Wax-way to fluctuate. Wax-way to fluctuate. Wax-way to fluctuate. Is there, like, 242? How do we never call vans? Move their vans, bro. Why do we never do that? Yo, why do we never do that? Yo, shut up, man. How the fuck did we never do that? How do we never... Wax, you're going to be calling man in a minute to figure out how to lose some weight, bro. Man, I'm good, man. I stay between 254 and 242, man. I'm still around that range right now. We good. Ain't no way to help. I'm still getting it, man. Do like this. Yo, stop it, bro. Stop it. Oh, look. Holy shit, man. Holy shit. Holy shit, man. He almost took off out his chain, bro. Chill out, bro. Stop that. Stop that. God, I flew through the ceiling. Charlie, the chocolate factory, dude. What the heck? I feel like this. How many pushups y'all did today? I probably did more to both of y'all. You feel it? You need to, bro. But that's what I'm saying. I did more pull-ups and everything more than all y'all. So I know I'm good. I'm still good money. I hope so. I don't know, man. I ain't missing a beat, baby. I see a tittie. I ain't missing a beat. Whoa, is that a tittie? Yeah, see that? Holy shit, man. My shit is up. My shit is up. No, man. You don't gotta flash no money. You got a tittie. I never did anyway. Fuck it. They ain't got word about that with me. I don't know nothing. What else we got? Donald Trump said a little pimp and said a little pimp. That was hilarious. What about these rappers that's taking a mag of money? I was thinking about that, right? Before we hit the thing, I am... It's a budget. I think it's a budget too, but when it comes to black men, I look at it from a different perspective. I am happy that black people are being free with their politics, even if I don't agree with their politics. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're not saying, okay, I gotta vote this way. I gotta vote that way. They're really, I guess, paying attention. They're engaged. They see some things that they like. You know what I mean? You feel that away about a little pump? I don't know about a little pump. That's what I'm saying. Is that really your politics, which I could respect? Or are you just kind of grifting? I don't think nobody can about a little pump, though. That's the wild part. I saw people saying a little pump is canceled. Y'all would never fucking with a little pump. It was. J. Cole named it, though. J. Cole. Remember, he went after a little pump? Oh, that's what that was about? No. It was like two years ago or so. I know you're talking about- You see the one where Rich the Kid was asked, apparently, and they were going to fly him to Michigan, and he said, nah. By the way, all politicians do that. I got offered bags over the past couple of weeks. Really? How much? One was high six figures, but it was presented to two people. Me and another person, because they were targeting- This was from Democrats. They were targeting young black males. I think the week before the election, they say the numbers for black men weren't coming in in Michigan. It was Florida, right? Was it Florida? Yeah, they were looking at it. I think it was Florida. It wasn't Michigan. It was Michigan and Florida, the way they wanted it to. Yeah, they offered money because they wanted everybody to do last minute social media pushes. I turned it down. I said no, only because it just feels funny taking money. It was from Bloomberg. It feels funny taking money from- Because that's what they do. It's not from the candidate. It's from someone who supports the candidate. Yeah. That part is no secret because it was on CNN that Bloomberg spent $12 million late. It spent $100 million in a few different places. Yeah, but it was $12 million last weekend. Right. He put last minute push. It was like, I'm not taking that money just because you can't buy me or buy my endorsement. You could do that to me, I think. Yeah. I'm gonna say how much it was. And it wasn't Trump, right? They ain't want you to do Trump, right? It wasn't Trump. What? It wasn't Trump, right? Nah, Trump didn't offer me. I mean, his campaign used to try to get in touch with me, but I never spoke to any- Well, I spoke to one person from his campaign, a brother over there. Yeah. But I never spoke to like Jared Kushner or anybody like that, even though they was asking me to. But it's just like, yeah, it's like, once you start doing stuff like that to me, you can be bought. Yeah. I don't give a fuck what side you want. I don't give a fuck if it's right or left. Even if I'm supporting you, I'm not taking money to support you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So they basically gave the bag to Lil Pump, probably. Lil Pump. I don't know if they gave it to Lil Pump. Really? He was just there for the hat. I don't know. He was there, though. He made an appearance at a rally, right? But why Lil Pump? I think maybe that was all they could get, to be honest with you. I think that's what happened with Wayne. I don't think Wayne- I mean, listen, I can tell by that tweet, like we've all gotten paid to post tweets before. Yeah. They sent you the copy. You can tell when I'm like, Andrew ain't right that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? I can look at that and be like, Wayne didn't write that. You know what I'm saying? He's just copy-pasted. Come on. Come on. I truly believe Wayne don't even know what the fuck going on. Right. I really believe that. I really believe Wayne isn't paying attention on any level. Yeah. So it's just like, yo, the president wants to meet you. The president said, they'll pay you X, Y and Z. Take a picture and post this tweet. All right. Yeah. He thought he was rapping. He ain't say shit about it. All the backlash he got, he said nothing. He commented, he put out a subliminal about his, he's breaking up with his girl. I think that was this morning or yesterday. When he said nothing about all the backlash he received from Trump. Yeah. So it's just like, as I know, he don't even know what the fuck's going on. Yeah. But I think, I definitely think it was a bagging ball. It had to be. Because why would you just all of a sudden bottom of the knife, little Wayne come in, swing in the bat for Trump? Like, it made no sense. Yeah. But let's just say hypothetically, he has been paying attention. And that's what he wants to support. I don't give a fuck. He has every right to do that. And I am all for black men, you know, being free about their politics, even if I don't agree with their politics. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't want us to be so predictable. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like the way the Latino vote is in America. Yeah. They'll cater to it much more. You don't know where they going. Florida, they might go one way. Arizona, they might go one way. Texas, they might go one way. California, they might go one way. I'm fine with that. Yeah, we were talking about this on flagrant. Like, what if, like, we want to get to a place where the black vote is not a monolith, meaning it is completely normal that black people would be Republican and Democrat, just like white people are Republican and Democrat, just like Latinos are Republican and Democrat. And that happens, I guess, when we come to a place in society where it's equitable for everybody. Because ideally, you don't have to vote for your blackness. You want to be at a place in America where you just vote in for your interest. Your interest. Because your interest, no, because your life is looked at as equivalent to everybody else. Yeah. You unfortunately have to vote your blackness because right now, you're maybe not receiving the same thing. Things aren't equal. Exactly. So wouldn't it be dope if you didn't have to consider that in your vote? If all things were created equal, we wouldn't have to. Right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But all things aren't equal. Well, you could vote your paycheck. You could vote your religion. You could vote these other things. Unfortunately, you have to vote your race. Yeah, we're still, I mean, black people are in a position where we still have to vote for our civil liberties over anything else. Yes. You know what I mean? I have to support the candidate who wants to push through the George Floyd Policing Act. You know what I'm saying? Like, I have to. You got to vote liberties, not luxuries. Come on. Yeah. Tight little podcast. Yeah. Liberty's not luxuries. That's the truth, though. For real, yeah. You know, it's the truth. So it's like I'm not mad at it. And I actually think after this election, I think it's going to be a lot of people breaking away from the Democratic Party. Not to be conservative, but just to establish our own political party. Like, I love what, you know, Wes Bellamy and Candace Hollings work for doing with our black party. I love the fact that Diddy is with them. Like, I see that happening more. I see it being these different factions of black groups, black parties who literally just vote their interests. Right. You know what I mean? Black people have saved Joe Biden's ass. Yeah. Once again. Yeah. Diddy is no white man in the world right now that owes black people more than Joe Biden. Not one. Well, the owes black people, the owes black people more than Joe Biden. Ah, yeah. Not one. Huh? That's his amendment. But what's the, what's the after-election, what it looks like now? What? I don't even know what he's saying, bro. No, he said, he said nobody owe black people more. And I said Zimmerman owes more. But like... Why Zimmerman? Because, I mean, just owes. Like, somebody got to get him. Like, he's still out there. It's kind of wild. And I'm out here in Florida and it's like, it's a little different out here. Yeah. I think Zimmerman will take you right now based off that TD I'm looking at. Okay, listen. Even with my leg like this, even with my leg like this, I'm always still ready. You got to understand, I'm a little different. I'm like, I'm like 200. And right now I'm like at 100. And everybody else still at 70. So I'm okay. I'm still good. I still got it. I don't know, bro. I don't know what you just said. I don't know if you're counting delegates and if you're talking back away. I got no fucking clue what's going on right now. I'm super human with what I'm trying to say. But still, listen, after Biden won, how do it look? How do this election look like? Like, how do you think people won't really wild out? Or what? You know what? I thought, listen, I think it's still going to be some violence. But I don't think so. And really, I don't think so because it's really, people can look at this and see this is really democracy playing out. Like, there's nothing funny going on. Violence will only happen if it's perceived that there are things that are funny going on. Absolutely. And Trump is very much leaning into that. He's saying there's funny shit going on. That's what he's tweeting. Yeah, but it's like looking at his hair and him trying to convince us that is real. You know what I'm saying? Like, we can look at this election and see there's nothing funny going on. You know, like, I saw somebody put on Facebook last night. They put, um, this is some bullshit. On Monday night, Donald Trump was down by a half a million votes in Michigan. But then the day Joe Biden wins, what the fuck is going on? It's called counting votes. Yeah. All right? And it's a normal process that usually happens on election day and the day after the election. You have 130, what was it? 103 million people voted early. Mail-in ballots and absentee ballots. You're not long. It takes to count 103 million motherfucking votes. Give people some grace. Everybody not a Chick-fil-A drive-thru worker. A Chick-fil-A drive-thru worker can count them shit fast. Get you your order right. Everything be nice and neat. Regular humans can't do that shit. Give them some grace, man. They're counting votes. That's it. So it's like, God damn. It's like, literally if 100,000 people voted for Biden and say 100,000 people voted, right? And first day, you get 30,000 Trump votes. You're like, okay. Then the next day, it's leaning. The other 70,000 leaning towards Biden. That's the way shit works. Right. That's the way shit works. It shouldn't be shocking to you. It shouldn't be shocking. So I think people can look at this and be like, nah, Donald, you just fucked up. Yeah. Like America has to develop. What if he stay in the White House? What if he just stay like, fuck that I ain't going nowhere? That's great. And have his shooters around. I don't expect any of this to end normally. Let's be clear. Yeah. Okay, peace. I mean, even though this election, people think we're in for some great 90 days. Yeah. Unless he's just not a good finisher. Yeah. Yeah. I'm serious. Unless he's just not a good finisher, he might not know how to play from behind, guys. That's the other thing. He might only be good when there's a lead. When he's on top. When he's on top. Yeah. He might not be good from the bottom. He might be a better top. He's actually probably trying to win now. He's not used to this. I don't know. We got to see. Yeah. Whenever they call the 270 until January, we're going to see what he's made of. I don't know if he's good in that position. Do you think that they would be trying to sneak votes in? What is the process right now? I don't see how they can. I honestly believe the powers that we have used Trump for all they're going to use Trump for. And then that's it. This happened. This is what it is. People that we don't see that really control this shit. The deep state, if you will. I still don't know what the fuck that means. I think it's just like an overarching term we use to explain all the things we can't explain. Why do they say deep state? The deep state of what? When they say deep state, are they talking about down south? No, no. I think it means people that are entrenched politicians that have just been there for years. Like a Nancy Pelosi type, right? Yeah. She's just been in politics for years and she's probably part of a lot of decision making. But her position isn't one of extreme power, but she yields way more power. I'm sick of all of them, bro. I don't want no more establishment Democrats. Well, that's the thing that's kind of low key. The only downside, I guess you can find downsides and everything, but one downside of a Biden win, I guess, is it's back to establishment politics. The positive of that is stability. Stability, right? And establishment politics is more stable. Hopefully the division that we have in the country starts to get mended and people start to go, all right, man, look, the old guy ain't that fucking bad. And he's looking out for us and he's looking out for everybody, whatever it is. And everybody starts to calm down, right? Because the only way Trump could win is with charging his people up. And that shows like the Matrix, the bigger Neo got, the bigger Agent Smith got. So we're going to have a fight at the end. So I guess there's good part of that. But also you're like, fuck the establishment. Like there's always part of me that wants to push back against the establishment and make decisions that they think are right instead of the people making decisions we want to make. And I don't necessarily know if Donald Trump stood for that, but I know that he was not the establishment. So there was part of that that was like, okay, I could kind of relate to that. He just wasn't a president for all Americans. That's the problem. And that's like, I hate the Democrats ideology, that whole big taint shit. But you got to have that for America. Unfortunately, you can't just cater to one base. Yeah, it's interesting, man. It is funny that whites let him down. It is funny that he was called the racist for the last four years. And the demographic of people that left him were white. Probably for financial reasons though. And because he didn't keep promises. And that's the thing I think a lot of people don't realize when it comes to politics is like, they did this fox poll. I don't know if you saw it, but I'll send it to you. And Fox was like pulling his viewers about how they feel about major issues, right? And this is Fox News people that are watching, right? You think like the most conservative and they ask, do you want some form of nationalized healthcare? Like 71% say yeah. They were like, do you want to change Roe v. Wade at all? Like 60% said no. All these issues that you thought they felt super strongly about, it turns out they didn't. So the Democrat voters and Republican voters actually feel kind of similarly about America, but they're positioned by the media and by politicians as these like mortal enemies. But the reality is most of us feel kind of the same. And then we were talking about the other day and it was like, yo, this is kind of a culture war. In other words, like, I think a lot of conservatives are just like, yo, just don't tell me what words I have to use. I don't have to use and don't tell me what, like bathroom and all that kind of like, don't make me be so... Fox screams. Exactly. We need to be right here. That's it. Not over there, not over there. Everybody needs to be right here. This is where the magic happens, man. But I think it's more cultural than it is. Like, I think most people agree on all the basic shit. And after that, they're just like, let me live my life. You live your life. That's a great point. And then we're good. What you're saying is such a good point because that's the problem, right? That's where the arguments come in. The arguments come in when I'm trying to tell you what to believe. I don't give a fuck what you believe. As long as what you believe doesn't impede on my life and is not oppressing me and marginalizing me. Do me, do you? I don't give a fuck what you want to identify as. I don't care what bathroom you want to use. I don't give a fuck about it. None of that shit. This is culture war right here. I don't even care about that. You know why I don't care about that? Because I wasn't thinking about this shit before they started talking about it. Telling you about it, yeah. I never thought, I never thought, where does a transgender person go to the bathroom? I mind my business. Exactly. So I'm not tripping. And guess what? You tell me that, you know, they want to use our bathroom? I... Yeah. You know what I mean? I remember asking. Where trans men use the male bathroom? Because they're not going to be on the seat. I'm not saying that. I was talking about the kids and stuff. I'm not talking about the transgender. It's up to me. Right? That seat is going to be so clean. And that's what I want. I want a clean seat. Wax wobbling all over the place, pissing all over the walls in a fucking urinal. Exactly. I got cleaned up after that. I'm good. Remember when we did Uncommon Sense and we had the transgender brother on? Yeah. I can't remember his name right now. But I remember us having this discussion, because this is when the stuff first happened with the laws in North Carolina. And I remember just asking a simple question like, so wait a minute, what... Can we just go back to what everybody was doing before this conversation? Because to go back to my first point, it's just like we all start arguing and disagreeing about stuff that we don't even think about on a regular basis. Like why was that even ever a law? Why was that law implemented? Like what happened for them to implement that law? Let them do that. Let them do them. It's all distraction. We do us. Everybody mind that goddamn business. All distraction. Most people have never even seen a trans person in real life. It's distraction. They put it out on the issues and they're fighting this fucking culture war. When in reality, most Americans feel the same way about the important topics. That's not to say they're not fucking racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic. They're gonna exist. They're gonna exist. But the most people, most tax-paying citizens, they have a fucking job and they have a family they want to take care of feel the same fucking way. And if we just acknowledge that, if there was a politician that came out there and they were just like, yo, don't y'all all feel more or less the same way about this? Like, hey, wouldn't it be kind of cool if everybody had access to healthcare? Wouldn't that be kind of cool? Who the fuck is in go? Nah, fuck it. I don't want no free healthcare. What the fuck is that? You gotta meet going to Mel's bathroom. You what? So you gotta meet going to Mel's bathroom. If you gotta meet going to Mel, well, so they describe women's parts as a meet sometimes. What are you talking about with a girl? Girl, that's not. Anybody know a meat is a penis. The wildest shit in the world is when Wax asks you what you're talking about. What are you talking about? You never heard that? Like someone called it a meat wallet? You've never heard that term before, Wax? Yeah, the little Arby's roast beef sandwich. I heard a meatloaf. I heard a roast beef. Positively brilliant. The owner of Arby's, he just bought Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins. Oh, really? Yeah, and it was for a big check to look that up there. What's the move? Explain that. What's the move? He just bought it. He got the money so he bought it. I didn't know motherfuckers eat Arby's like that. Whoa. But you think about it, Arby's, you don't see Arby shutting down. Nah, and you know what? This shit been around for a minute. They got a fire campaign. Really? We've got the meats. It's for a, ready? They bought Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins. Food conversation, you just hopped it. Oh, I know exactly how much they bought Dunkin Donuts. How much is it? How much is it though? 11.3 billion. He bought it for 11.3 billion. Where do you get a billion? We need a less money than a billion. My motherfuckers love roast beef, bro. Clearly. People love roast beef. I didn't know people fuck with Arby's like that. And I didn't know Dunkin Donuts was for sale. Yeah, I thought you own your own franchise. Ah, so I guess you own the franchises that they, I guess, lease from you or something like that? Yeah. Wow. Monopoly. Yeah. Shout out to Dunkin Donuts, bro. We got to acknowledge Dunkin Donuts being a beast because that shit was a donut company, right? And then donuts became bad for you when everybody was like, carbs are bad. And then they're like, nah, we sell coffee. Coffee. And they became a coffee shop overnight. Coffee's where the money at. That rebrand was brilliant. That's why I have Krispy Kreme up against coffee is on. It's over, right? The Krispy Kreme donuts are worth the calories. You know what I'm saying? Like you will risk your diabetic life. For a Krispy Kreme donut. I don't feel like that about Dunkin Donuts. She's dead. You need the toe. Give me the original dozen. Original glazed dozen. I'll take that over a toe any day. Hot light. I'm telling you. I got a plan. I'm going to Krispy Kreme tomorrow. Uh-oh. I already got a plan out. The day before. That ain't the vanishing. I told my daughter that Monday. I said, you know what I'm doing on Fridays? I'm bringing home a dozen Krispy Kreme. I'm telling you that. I'm telling you that right now. Do you put it with the ice cream yet? Did you get fat like that? No, that's too much. That's what you be doing. That's a lot of that's real fat. That's what you be doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you be doing. I'm just trying to figure out the explanation for this, bro. I'm trying to figure out the explanation for this. He hurt his foot. You know what I hate about? Show them it will go down one road, right? And then everybody will hop on that road. But yeah, that's a great idea. If you go a little farther than him on it, it'd be like, nah, you a crazy ass dude, bro. I'm just trying to figure out this. I'm trying to figure out the titty, bro. I am way ahead of that shit. I'm early. Taylor, is that a titty? I ain't worried about that. I'm being said, when I take you last week, why? Oh, shit in my life. When I take you last week. Oh, wait. You want to listen to that? You want to listen to that? You want to listen to that? You want to listen to that? Are you going to listen to that? I'm like, damn, why is he getting a little big? Yo. I don't know what y'all are saying. Thank God y'all see me sitting down there. Usually you can't. Thank God you see me sitting down there. Your shades off so you can see what we see. Well, good. I don't see it. Jesus Christ, man. Listen, bro. Do you really think that a lot of people just wrote them for Biden just because just because everybody else is doing it and they think that's the thing to do? Because I ain't going to lie to you. I really don't know too much about this shit. I'm just wrote them for Biden just because. You didn't vote. You did not vote. I don't know what you're saying. You think just because I can't see your eyes I don't know what you're saying. You did not know you had a fucking vote. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I'm a criminal, but I'm just saying I do think of most of the people that they're doing that. I don't think they really know what the fuck is going on either. No, I didn't know. I think they're just saying doing. I think somebody like Donald Trump is very interesting because his bullshit. You see them just trying to fake it. For no reason. I got my voting stickers. Hey, listen. We won. Me and my show. We won. I got my side. This is her and some vote for it. So me and some got that. We good money. I didn't vote. You didn't vote. No. Yeah. Let's fuck that. Maybe so maybe so maybe. So maybe Donald Trump didn't lose white people. Maybe white people just was like, eh. Yeah. I mean, I didn't vote for him the first time. But I just cleaned it up. I didn't. I didn't. I know y'all said the whole time. I did. I don't care to admit it now. I'm making more this time. I was way closer. First time I really did. I was like, this guy's a reality star. After four years, this guy got a couple good ideas. You was getting bits off of him. No, but in all seriousness, bro, it was like. Neither of them. But then Biden doesn't inspire me either. So I'm just like, am I just going to vote for no fucking reason? And I thought about doing a third party. And I was like, why am I going to go do a third party? And I don't even know anything about Joe Jorgensen or whatever. And I'm just doing that so that if people ask me who I voted for. And I said, no. That's what I'm saying. Fuck that. It's on them to make me feel like I need to do it. I voted for Senator Kamala Harris. I voted to help flip the Senate. And I voted to legalize weed in New Jersey. Oh yeah. That's right. It's legal. Legal baby. Recreational. It's going down. Yeah. Amen. Yeah. It's going to go. Yeah. Salute the hat story. That's why you bought Dunkin' Donuts. We're about none of that shit. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, that's a great buy. Yo, can you get like girl scout cookie spots? What are you talking about? That's what they need to put out on a spot. You're really worried about dessert, bro. Yeah. In a real way. And they can look at your house, man. You gained 20 more pounds. I'm going to call you Gerald Dessert. I'm dead, man. You got done it right now. I'm telling you that right now. I got to like myself at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? So believe me. I'm on it. You said you got to like yourself? Yeah. I got to like myself at the end of the day. What fat black man don't like himself? That's true, man. What fat black man don't like himself? You're crazy as hell. If you got to keep doing this with your shirt and you fucking like be on like one tippy toe on the side. You don't like your fucking self. What are you talking about? That's what you leaning on the angle. You leaning like the fat girls take pictures. That's because of the cover. You all lean at the one side. That is the lean. That is the lean. The one foot up. The one foot up. Even the laugh change, bro. It's a little clumpish, bro. I'm not going to lie to you. It's a little clumpish. Hey, man. What was the name of the nutty professor? Professor Clunk. Buddy Love. What's the name? Buddy Love. This shit crazy, yo. What the fuck was we talking about? Oh, no, but I literally, I did vote for Senator Harris. Right. You didn't vote for Biden. I did not vote for Biden. I'm not going to lie to you. I can't get over. I'm a Harris. I don't like, I just don't like Joe Biden. I'm not being honest. I just don't like Joe Biden. I don't like Joe Biden. I'm not saying that Joe Biden can't, you know, end up being a stable president that does some things to correct some of the wrongs that he's done, especially to the black community, whether I keep saying it, the 86 crime bill, the 94 crime bill, the 88 crack laws. So by the way, it's going to be good to be able to have those conversations now without people saying, yo, you fucking up Joe Biden's chances. Nah, fuck all that. We had Jim Clyburn on the show, suit the OG Jim Clyburn. Jim Clyburn said, in the first hundred hours, not days. I'm on that ass. He said, first hundred hours, I want Joe Biden to put together a commission to go out there and study the 86 mandatory minimum sentencing and the 94 crime laws, 94 crime bill, and after we study it for a year, atone for it. And he voted for the 94 crime bill. And he endorsed Joe in the primary. By the way, if it wasn't for Senator Clyburn, Joe Biden would not even have gotten in this position. You know what I'm saying? Like, he was done. He was done in the primaries until Jim Clyburn endorsed him right before South Carolina. And then the South pulled up, which is another thing I would say about Democrats. When I say Democrats suck at strategy, the South should be the Democrats battlegrounds. Like, they should, like the same way Stacey Abrams made Georgia a battleground state, Democrats should go get Tyler Perry, let Tyler Perry dress up as Madea, and they should just go all through the South. Go hit all those chilling circuits because black people there just aren't energized to go vote. South Carolina, North Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, Tennessee, Arkansas, all of those places that are historically red got black people there who are just waiting to, they want to go vote, but give them a reason. Give them a reason, yeah. Go, that should be the Democrats base. Fuck New York, fuck California, y'all got them. Go hit the chilling circuit. Yeah, that's actually a good point. Go hit the chilling circuit. It's like, why are you spending all this money on guaranteed victories? Go try to flip. Make it look good. Go hit the chilling circuit. You spend all this money trying to flip white women that left you in 2016, only for those white women to stay away in 2020. Those white women are gone. Yeah. They're gone. Oh, don't I know it. Amen. When a white woman leaves, she's out. Yeah. Thank God. He just hit this randomly to Kanye. What is it? He even put a picture of him. What are you doing? Yeah, man. I wear sneakers. I like his sneakers, but Kanye, he's always, he's an idiot. He's just, I just, like the shit he does is so narcissistic. He want attention. I know for what? Like you a billionaire with your own sneaker. Mother fuckers wear Yeezy's. Yeah. You married to Kim. What more do you want? Yeah, it's never enough. It's never enough. Yo, bro, I would, this is what I really want from Kanye. Go deal with your trauma. Yeah. Yeah. That's a hurt, man. You think because of his mom. I don't know what it is. I just see a hurt individual. Yeah. It's a little bit worse now though. Like the constant need for attention. His attention is disgusting. And he wanted to drop his album on November 3rd. That is telling me everything I need to know. Oh, yeah, it's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Nobody can have shine except me. And if the people around you not telling you, yo, Kanye, knock this nut shit off, they ain't your people. Yeah. I don't want a bunch of motherfuckers around me that is telling me what the fuck I want to hear. You know what I mean? You think the Kardashians put up with it? Do you think he's still Kanye? Yeah, Kim voted for him. He loves him. Yeah. I wonder when I see her say I voted. I'm like, she had to vote for Kanye, right? She don't have to tell him. Yeah, it's private. It's private. No, I fucked that. I didn't mean to sell my girl on the road. Yo, Kardashian voted for her, yo. Yo, we should sell her a room. I heard she voted for Kanye. That is a good question. Who in the fucking Kardashian-Jenna's voted for? I think they didn't vote for her. I think they voted for Biden, bro. Maybe Trump. Holy shit, they did not vote for Kanye. We need to pose that question. Yo, I never even thought about that. Imagine that. Yeah, I seen that. I seen that picture talking about how I voted. He kind of out of her and everything else. I would remember that and be like, I'm out. I'm out. That's crazy. You can't even get your wife's vote. What else we got? I'm sure she did. Do you want to do an ad real quick? Yeah, let's pay some bills. Yo, I got to run out, guys. Andrew Schoach is working on something incredible. I can't wait until he announces it so we can spike the football one good time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm hyped. I'll be back. I'll see you guys. 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All right, wherever you download podcasts, wherever you subscribe to podcasts, you know, all Black Effect podcasts are available. Misinformation. If anything that this period shows us that we've gone through, it's that we all have to get smarter. And by smarter, I mean doing your own research and research is not what is given to you via social media because it's just little simple things we should not be getting wrong. Going back to what I talked about earlier when I said that, you know, if the election happens on a November 3rd and votes are getting counted that night and people start saying dumb shit like, oh, this person is up by this. But then the next day they're not that is that's really stupid. Because all people are doing is counting votes. So that shouldn't even be something that you're spreading online. Like that's just stupid to me. So I just want everybody to get smarter. Like this is what this era is. That's another thing this new administration is going to enable a lot of us to do. It's just get smarter because I don't I mean, even though it's going to be a lot of people out there still spreading a lot of misinformation, we don't have to worry about that from the leaders of our society. So there's one thing when it's just a stupid motherfucker on Facebook saying some shit, but it's another one is the president. Yeah, I'm saying if you'll be doing anything that is like it could be a lie, but if it's leaning towards the Cowboys winning, I'm going to go ahead and spread that lie real quick by all the Cowboys up. I know they fucking not up, but I'm just going to spread that line. That's exactly what people are doing right now with this shit. Yeah, it's hard to lie with stuff like that though. The Cowboys, we suck in the record shows. You know what I mean? That's the Trump losing us the Cowboys right now. A lot is happening in 2020. Let's do things we won't care about next week. I already said Gail King's feet had losing six pounds. She did a soup diet. Congratulations. Yes. Please send that to Wax. Please send Wax. I didn't send you the soup diet. You sent them the soup diet? No. I want to see what she used because you know right after this pregnancy, as soon as she loses a baby that we both going to lose some more weight. So like I said, I only fluctuate from 254. You do look pregnant though, Wax. I ain't see this point. I was looking at this screen. Not that I'm looking at this screen. You even got a pregnant nose. You do. You have no teeth to swallow up like a pregnant woman. Am I lying? It ain't spreading. You bugging. Knock it off with a grinder. Ask her anything. You have to do it. I look like a hippo. She's going to say yes. Don't ask her shit. Let me see. But I'm T-ditty. Take that. Take that. What else? What things we won't care about next week? Rest in peace to the baby's brother. Rest in peace to the baby's brother, man. Yeah. Rest in peace, brother. Yeah. Suicide is tough, man. Suicide is tough because you know, this has been a rough year for a lot of people. We had two partners that we lost the suicide this year. Jazzmen Waters, Jazz Fly, and you know, our guy Shaq Shaquille, you know, from Anguilla. He said that death don't faze me at all. Watching my family suffer does. Guy watching with my family, my mama, my nieces and nephew. And they, mama, my brother, don't worry about me. Take whatever you was due for me and pour it into them. I would tell the good brother to baby. I would tell my Carolina brother it's okay to feel. Numbing yourself to that isn't going to do anything but make it worse in the long run. Because I used to be like that. I don't give a fuck about death. Yeah, me too. And I mean, you know, death is something that we all have to accept, right? Because it's not like you can bring the person back, but you have to feel your feels. Like, I promise you, if he just... It's a mode you don't want to get into, though, bro. You said what? It's a mode you don't want to get into, man. Like grieving is like, I don't know you got to release it, but it's like really hard, man. 2020 was hard for me too. It was like, if you grieve, how long would you grieve? And when can you pull it back? I don't think there's no time period on it. You can grieve as ever long as you want to. They say time heals all wounds. I don't believe that. I think time might make the pain easier to deal with. You know what I mean? But you don't know what can... I'm not sure. What you mean? I know plenty of people still dealing with pain that happened 10 years ago. That's what you're saying. But I'm saying like, as I said, I don't think it heals all wounds. There's things that makes it easier to deal with, but you don't know what can trigger it. Like it might be... You might ride by a restaurant you and this person used to go... Or a song. A song. You know what I mean? You might... Especially in this era of social media, when you... A Facebook memory will pop up. You know what I mean? People be doing this be like... And I don't know if they'd be like, oh, a remembrance of... And I'm be like, yo, this is my real family. I don't want to see this hit me during the middle of the day. You know what I'm saying? It kind of wild, but... Hey, you got to let everybody grieve the way they want to. A lot of people put pictures out there for remembrance. Absolutely. I ain't that type of guy. I try to stay out the way and keep my day going. You know what I'm saying? I want to keep doing that. Yeah, and you know what? I'm not diagnosing nobody, but it's just like... When the baby first got on, he was popping. And then his father passed. And like, you know, that's your dream, right? Because you just got on. So you just keep working. You just keep working. You just keep working. And yo, that might have led to a lot of the aggression. You know what I'm saying? When you need quick to put hands on somebody or whatever, just because you got a lot of shit inside of you that you haven't dealt with, you know what I mean? So when I saw him put that tweet out the day, and he was like, you know, I can deal with pain. I don't know, man, numbing yourself to the pain or ignoring the pain... Man, that's tough, bro. Because I promise you that shit will hit you at the worst time. Yeah, but God puts you through a lot of things and gives you life to prepare you for these days. That's why you go through the trials and tribulations from back in the day and the things you go through for these days and prepared you for it. Don't make it no easier to deal with, though. Not respect, it's more. Of course not. Especially when it comes to suicide. Because when it comes to suicide, you be thinking about all the things you feel like you could have did or said, you know, to keep that person from doing that. It was our last conversation, you know what I'm saying? Yes, yes. And then, you know, like, it's so interesting even when I talk about my two partners, the two partners that we lost this year. I didn't see that coming at all from Shaq. No way! I promise you, not even two days ago, I said it again, I told my shorty, because I'm looking at just scrolling down, and I'm like, I've seen a conversation with us, and I looked at one of our videos, and I said, you know, I don't see it, it's still ain't registering to me. Certain people I'd probably hear, and I'd be like, I, you know, like, I get it or I know this person was going through something. But here, I ain't even see it, it was too far for me to see, man. And when I hit you, when I remember when that happened, I hit you, you said you had talked to him two days prior. Literally. And you say, I was on the phone for a long time. Long time, man. I still got the WhatsApp, man. The thing is like, you know, me and Shaq are talking about just growing and wanting to do better and stuff. I'm like, you know, I ain't hear no shakiness in his voice. Like, I've been around a lot of guys who did certain things or even did, people stutter when they're about to do dirt, about to hit somebody up, so I ain't hear nothing, bro. Yeah. And I spoke to him, whatever day you spoke to him, I spoke to him that weekend, because I remember it was a Friday because I was hitting him about and Gula's upcoming election. Same thing. We was just regular conversation, you know what I mean? And yeah, I didn't see that one coming at all. And then with jazz, it's like, you know, I know jazz, like jazz always dealt with anxiety and depression. You know what I mean? That's one of the things that even bonded us early on, even before I started talking about my issues with anxiety publicly, I used to talk to her about it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, peace. You know, situations like that, even though it don't soften the blow, you just can wrap your mind around a little bit more. A little bit more. Like, you know, whatever she was going through, got the best of her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, got her. You know what I'm saying? But praying for the family, praying for strength, man. Absolutely. Please. Absolutely. You don't have to push yourself up too much. But allow yourself to feel. You know what I'm saying? Like allow yourself to feel, allow yourself to get that shit out and express that shit. Because a lot of times, man, people commit suicide because they feel like they don't have no outlet. They don't have no place to express their emotions. You know what I mean? They feel like they're being a bother to people and they feel like I'd rather leave this earth than, you know, carry all of this baggage and have everybody else carry this baggage. You know what I mean? So everybody, don't be afraid to feel your feels. And I got to give you all the suicide prevention lifeline. 1-800-273-TALK. 1-800-273-8255. If you just need somebody to talk to, man, if you need somebody to get some shit off your chest, man, don't hold on to that shit at fucking all. Not even a little bit. We can take cell. We can take cell. What else we got, Taylor? Shit we won't care about next week, even though we will care about this thing. That could actually been a little slight deep dives. Cardi B, what? Cardi B files to officially call off divorce. City boys, we up, baby. Good job, good job. We up, city boys. She just wanted to scare them, man. He thought she was supposed to. Yeah, so a girl, he's a pull a gun on you, a motherfucking threaten to divorce you and leave you when she's trying to put the fear of God in you. That's it. He got us putting us back in line. And I guarantee you, it's going to work. It's going to work. Austin ain't playing that. She's like, yo, she's really filed divorce papers on me. It's like when that girl put that gun on you, you'll be scared. But if she fired that shit at you, not trying to hit you, but just bow. You're like, oh, shit. And then it's definitely a difference. It's definitely a difference. Like my shorty put me on the couch. That's different than throwing the clothes outside. You know what I'm saying? I'm on the couch. I'm like, I still got a way in, but she put the clothes outside. That's shooting a gun. And listen, oh, shit. I'm an old, I'm old school. So I come from the era of hearing about, you know, my uncles and shit getting hot grits thrown on them. You know what I mean for real? You got to put the fear. Sometimes women put the fear of God in you in a different way. Yo, that hot grits pulling guns on you, whatever it is. I know all that should sound violent because it is, but when a woman is heartbroken and a woman is gone and you don't push the woman to the limit, she going to show out on your ass. Ain't nothing you could do. I just say run, man. I'd be happy when I'm on the couch. I'm like, all right. That's all I give the couch. All right. I'll take that. Speaking of strong women, Nicole Young is reportedly trying to get three of Dr. Dre's alleged mistresses to testify. Corny. That's so wrong. Corny. What does the three mistresses have to do with anything? I don't know. She actually tries to get their preenup overturned. That's just foul. I don't understand the point of it. Why would you bring three mistresses to court to say what? And in California, it don't even matter. In California, the only reason I found out is because of Ebony's podcast, Holden Court. It's some type of law in California. I forgot what it's called. But stuff like that don't matter. Like if you cheat on your wife, that's not like grounds for divorce or some shit like that. I'm probably saying it all wrong. Huh? Yeah, they got to work it out. But if she cheated on you, you got to get a divorce. Shut up. Oh. I'm only telling the truth. No. I'm only telling the truth. No, I would. At this point, I would. At this point. It's different. Like when you're mad, it's different. You can't do that. No, man. You don't think it's our horny and nothing like that? No. But you got mad toys. You can't have toys. What are you talking about? Yeah. I got a thousand toys. Men got that fucking doll. This goes back to the conversation of reason had on Breakfast Club where reason was saying, you know, men should get credit for being faithful. Amen. And they shouldn't. Why are you saying facts? If you agree with someone in your relationship. Who said that? What are you talking about? Why are you using that slur? What? What are you saying? What slur am I saying? You're saying, is what she said a gay slur just now? I don't know. What were you saying? What are you talking about? I said it. Oh, facts. All right. You got to enunciate. Easy, easy, easy. I was like, God damn. I thought you, I'm gonna use that upset that men think we should get credit for not cheating. Lord have mercy. Right. Jesus Christ. But no, I understand what reason was saying. Why? It's not about a woman giving you credit. I give myself credit for not cheating. That's great. You should. But women do give men credit because women don't say things like, I'm so glad you got your shit together. You know what I'm saying? That could not just mean about cheating though. It usually does. No. What else does it mean? And women should say that more to your hand. No. Okay. Let's say the man stay with him. The man got a job. He don't put hands on you. He's a good guy, but he just was out there fucking a bunch of chicks. So what does that mean then? When you say I'm glad you got your shit together. But that could be for a female too. Female cheat too. You're just a whore. That's corny though. Why? It shouldn't be that was standing like that. It is. It shouldn't be, but it is. This is the thing though. We shouldn't give you credit like that because you guys, how I look at it, you agree to be in this relationship, right? So I, you should know the rules of not walking out of it. What about my dick? What about her pussy? What if you're one of the things that hit you right? You do want another dick. Pussies have more control than dicks do. I don't believe it. I don't think pussies take over women's brains. Would you tell your daughter that? I know some, I know some women. Wait, would she tell her daughter that? I don't got no daughter. I'm just saying, would you want to tell your niece that? You would tell your niece she better be one guy and then slow down and be easy. No, I would tell her to leave these niggas alone. I'm not going to encourage her to do that. Do you want to be a lesbian? No. But I'm not going to encourage her to like, oh, go find your love. I'm not going to put that in there. I want to be a lesbian. That's what you're doing to these other girls. Don't do that to them because they got fathers and they got nieces and uncles and stuff like that. They don't want to hear that shit. I'm going to tell her also to live her life as well. Be protected. Be safe. But I'm not going to tell her like, oh, just stick with one person. Well, she should, whatever. I'm just saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying she's getting older and everything. I'm not going to tell her to find a man right away. I don't care what you're just saying. I'm giving myself credit for not cheating. Me too. Same way. That's how you work. You're going to give yourself credit for losing that 20. Being that I haven't cheated. Yo, real shit. You know how many people be in my DM and stuff like that and be like, yo, I see the growth. You know what that means? I see you not cheating. That's all they say. That's all it means. I don't believe you though. Come on. Don't do me like that. How long you been calling me together? How long you been calling me together? I don't believe it. I need more time. I got to see more time. I need a bigger sample size. A year ain't showing me nothing. What you mean? A year ain't showing me. I don't even think it's been a year. It's been a year. Yeah. Yeah, what you mean has been over years by the two years and you might call it last year at the AC3 festival. Right? In Atlanta. No, but no, that was that was two years ago. That wasn't no two years ago. Yes, that was. What are you talking about? It wasn't man. I used to do a little we were at the AC3 festival last year. No way. That was last year. That was two years ago. That was two years ago. No way man. I'm going to look up the picture. Yeah. I'm going to look up the picture. I'm going to look up the picture. No way. I'm going to see you right now. It's no way. I'm telling you that was two years ago. I don't believe that. I'm going to tell you when there was. Two years ago. It's been a year. I'm going to look right now. Last June's when we got together, bro. I'm telling you. May 29th for what year? 18. Bro, that was 2019. I'm looking at it right now. When? No, it was not, man. I'm telling you right now, bro. Hold on. Page got the receipt. It was me, T.I. Shaka Sincor. At the AOC. That was last year, bro. No way. Yes. October 2019. Yes, it was. I'm looking at it. It's right now on YouTube. October 21st, 2000. I don't know. It was around October something. It was October 19th, 20th. Y'all ain't been together yet. No, now it's been a year. Y'all haven't even been officially together. What are you talking about? You know how long I've been with her? That's what I'm telling her. That's what I'm telling her. You met her in Atlanta last year at the AC3 festival. I remember. In October last year, October, are you serious? 2019. Yes. And that's not what I meant. I was dropping you off in the Bronx. I was dropping you off in the Bronx. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking in the Bronx? I'm like, what the fuck are you doing this? It's been since June. You see what I'm saying? It's been since June. How when you met her in October? Me here in October. So you met her before that? I've been met her. What are you talking about? I met her behind the stage of a horrible decisions live show. Oh, OK. That's Mandy's friend, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You already know all this. I only know what you like. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. What happened? What happened? What happened? You guys shut up. What happened? What happened? Somebody said something crazy? Yeah. I didn't know. That is it. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what that is. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know. Oh, my God. He's wearing him shade so he can act blind. He's like, You see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, you see, but I'm serious. I need, I gotta see, I gotta see. I gotta see wax. I gotta see wax and not cheap for like four years. I ain't cheating four years. Man, listen, listen, I'm so proud of myself. Listen, every single day is another day. And I think myself every single day I don't do anything. So I don't think I'm going back. I want to ever start back over again. That's whack. Yeah. It's literally, I'm not even joking. It's literally like when you start like eating, right? back to the bullshit, like when you eat the sugar and shitting out of shit make you feel fucked up. Like you don't even want to go backwards. I feel more emotionally and mentally healthy and spiritually healthy than I ever have. I'm good. I'm happy. I put all my energy right here in one spot. Look how much, look how much I was putting all my energy in all over the place. Man come on man. Right around here. Right around that midsection. It's a lot of goddamn energy. It's so crazy my shit right there. I ain't going to help y'all out. I ain't going to give yourself credit because you know what I mean? I don't think you shouldn't give yourself credit. Good job. I'm just saying like I don't think it's up to the woman to get like because that's what we expect from y'all. And the woman don't know anyway because the woman don't know what, the woman don't know where we were. You know what I'm saying? Meaning like you don't know where we were in our lives. Like she thinks you know. But she don't have no idea. You have no idea man. So when you know what kind of whore you used to be. Once you get right and you like man I'm good it's a whole different ball game. I ain't mad. I hear it every day. And I appreciate every single day I hear wow wax. This is you. Wow wax. I can't believe this. I hear it every day. And I supposed to get it every day because that's how bad I was. That's how bad you were. That's how bad you were. And it's also too. Getting with ego. Men feed their ego. The only time you out here sleeping around with a bunch of different women is cause you trying to feed your ego. And it's like. Not on my case though. My case was. I was doing it for favors. What you mean? How you gonna tell me? I didn't give a fuck about this shit. For favors. I wasn't going after them. And you know that. You know I never went after a woman ever. That's not true. I'm gonna tell you something though. That favorable body gone right now. That favorable body gone. The body you got now you owe her. Okay. Need a change. I need that. It's good though. I'm not like. I understood what reason was trying to say. And I do agree. Like it'll give yourself some credit guys. Sometimes we gotta pat ourselves on the back. Women pat themselves on the back all the time. Pat yourself on the back if you've been a good man. Where it is born. I've been holding it down. What do you mean? If you're a dating guy that's already a good guy. He don't have to necessarily give himself. First of all black men don't cheat. But in the case that we are seduced. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Or we do someone a favor is why I said. You're drugged. Okay. You should give yourself some grace if you used to live that way. And you don't live that way anymore. That's all I'm saying. So I have a question then. What about with girls? They should give themselves a pat on the back because. No no no listen to this because. They have problems. Especially if it's a good looking girl and everything else. They have guys in the past that still hit them up. Y'all don't be wanting to think like that. Yeah man if y'all do they don't want y'all. So you be wanting to think like that. No. Don't try to get me in trouble. I'm asking a question. There we go. There we go. I'm just saying. What are you saying? There's options. You really want to be ran through like that? Wow. I hope your boyfriend hears this. There's options Mr. Hayes. Okay. I'm talking to your husband. Your alleged husband. I wanted to have my last name. Thank you. I think women are better than men. Wow. Yeah I don't think women have those. I don't think. I'm not saying y'all don't have desires but I don't think it's like men. Y'all stronger and everything. Mentally. Come on. Don't stoop to our level. Stop it. We have multiple orgasms okay. You don't think that. Alright so why y'all y'all being selfish right away? When Michelle Obama said when they go low. We go high. You know who they were? Men. You know who we were? Women. Okay. So when we go low and we're out here doing things we ain't got no business doing. Go high. Man don't say that. Stay high. I'm learning from y'all. I learned from y'all. Yeah. For real. How are we supposed to get better when we both doing bad? Exactly. Somebody gotta do good. Come on. Man shut up. You like white girls. Excuse me. Shut up. You like white girls. Who you talking to? It's cause I don't want to cheat on black ones. That's a good point. That's a good point. You should know your weaknesses. He said he ain't ready. That's a good thing. You should know your weaknesses. He said he ain't ready. He don't want to do the queen's dirty. I hate you. You wouldn't give a fuck if you were cheating on white women. I like that bro. I like that. I don't think you should cheat on women period. I don't care about the race. You don't believe that. I hate you. I care about the race. You don't believe that. I don't. You don't believe that. All right. Anyways. So if Alex cheated with a black girl, if Alex had a white girl friend, if Alex had a white girl, he cheated with a black girl. Oh. Exactly. Exactly. You see? Yeah. Double standard. Okay, what else? Things we won't care about next week. Hashtag girl, Lentz, Firefrog, Hillsong Church. That's my guy, man. My guy, bro. That's my guy. Get to moral failures. I don't like that. I don't like that. Because you're the church. The fuck you mean moral failures? Like if a man has a moral failure, you don't fire him? Exactly. You know what I'm saying? You pray for him. There you go. And you let him give himself at the altar. You know what I mean? You give him a chance to redeem himself. And forgiveness. Like who are you to fire him? I'm tired of him. Who fired him? Like that's what I'm... Yeah, he fired somebody. I ain't never heard no shit like that. Why? If you ever heard some shit like that, am I getting fired from the church? Hell no, man. All the pastors always got something with them. Like I've never seen nobody perfect ever. Exactly. So you'd you fire him? Like doesn't that even mean it? It didn't put out a press release about it? Ouch. The humiliation, man. But listen, the humiliation right before honor, that's what the words say. So be looking out for a big blessing from Pastor Carl. He gonna win off this. Time to go through it with grace. It's gonna be okay. Go through it with grace. Like I said, I don't know what... It was the global senior pastor, Brian. Brian's my guy. Brian is the pastor that I had prayed for Takashi 6 and 9. Peace. I know Brian. You know what I'm saying? We've had Brian on Breakfast Club. Brian is a good man, you know what I mean? But I don't agree. It's like I don't agree in the kingdom hall when they just fellowship people, you know what I'm saying? Like I don't think that you should shun people and push them out. It's a place of healing, man. It's a place of healing. Yeah, man. Bring them in. Church is a hospital, man. Church is a hospital. I don't see what I do. I've had a million moral failures in my life. Shit. And I pray God don't ever say you're fired. We're having moral failures. I'm the failures. Like what? I don't know I wouldn't have made it this far. Come on, man. I don't know what path to call did. I might find out and be like, you know what? I get it. Okay. But even still for the church to do that, I don't agree with that, man. I don't agree with that. I think that... Hold your man down, man. Hold your people down, man. Give them some type of discipline or whatever, but to say you're fired and press releases and all that and moral failure, it's like who the fuck are these people? Just say what is the moral failure? Unless there's something crazy that they know gonna come out on the press and they jumped before it, you know what I'm saying? Other than that, I can't see them going ahead and do that to their guy. Well, I'll tell you why I can't be that crazy because if it is something like extremely crazy, like crazy, crazy, they're gonna catch heat for just calling it a moral failure. You know what I'm saying? Like if it's something wild, like something like just like, whoa, what the fuck? You'd be like, oh, that's y'all just chopped it up as a moral failure. So it's probably something silly. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure it probably, I'm sure you know for sure. You got caught jerking off in the church or something. Come on, why'd you use- Why'd you definitely jerked off in the church before? No, I didn't. Wax is a path that's dead. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. I probably did kiss the stuff inside the church and stuff like that. You told me you had sex in the church. No, the church bus. That was mad long ago. I can't even believe I even said that. You had sex in the church bus? It's the same thing. It is the same thing. That's crazy. Those people on the bus, it was just y'all two. I don't know, man. It's mad long ago. What else were you talking about? My momma listen to this podcast. I don't want her to know. That's what this is about. What else, Taylor? Slew to pass the call though, man. You know what I mean? I'm praying for you even if your church ain't. Where it is born, I am. You know that. I'm a sinner, my brother. And then lastly, I guess, Tory Lanes, his quarantine raider got shut down. Yeah, Instagram ain't playing. Instagram shut a little Duvall down too. I don't know why. They did? Yeah. Damn. They're not playing. All right, let's face some bills. Let's talk about Door Dash. 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I've heard him on The Ringer a lot with Bill Simmons and through interviews, but I don't think you've ever heard KD like this. And it's good because I feel like he's controlling his narrative. Kevin is a person who doesn't seem like he likes to do a lot of interviews. He likes to talk where he's comfortable. So it's dope that he has his own podcast. And I think you'll feel like you're a part of the conversation, you know, if you listen to Kevin Durant's podcast, okay? Alongside his co-host Eddie Gonzalez and joined by special guests like Kyrie Irving, legendary Drake producer 40. Each episode features wide-ranging conversations around topics on KD's mind, including sports, fashion, entertainment, music, business, and so on. The ETC takes you inside the mind of one of the best NBA players of all time. I can't recommend the ETC enough, okay? I wish it was on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Amazing and insightful conversations with one of the best athletes, best NBA players of all time. Subscribe and listen to day for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, radio.com or whatever you get your shows, okay? So I guess cut to it and all the smoke will have some competition in the sports categories, okay? I salute to my man, Steve Smith Sr. and Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. Let's get back to the show. Let's get the ass, you idiot, cause I gotta go take my daughter to practice. Okay. Since wax is on Alejandro underscore 22a wants to know when did Sharla know what, what, sorry. When did Sharla know wax was a homie? Oh, that was like day one, really. Like literally first, first day I met him. I met him, our guy Louie. Louie used to, Louie is from Broadway. Right, Louie. And so my older cousin, my older cousin, no Louie. My cousin, Kishan, call him Shalyn. And he told me to go check Louie cause Louie was in Columbia. So when I went to go pull up on Louie, waxing, all of y'all used to live together, right? Yeah, let me stay upstairs with us, y'all. Yeah, wax, powder and Louie. Basically, all y'all, what's the real names? Like what's powder's real name? Powder? Powder. Jesus. Powder. Drey. Drey. Powder, Drey, yeah. But yeah, I mean literally from day one, like, that was just a thing. Like I don't know, just one of them things. Like that was what 2000? Just click, yeah, click early. Yeah, that was like 01, 2001. Literally. Yeah, that was 2001. You've been together for 20 years. 20 years. 20 years. 20 years, yeah. It's literally the same thing, the exact same way. Same thing. Like all the shit that you see us doing now, we was doing 20 years ago. He been lying on me for years ago. Nope, I always tell the truth. I've never lied on wax. Come on now. Anything you've ever heard me say is absolutely true. They've been asking actually about waxing. What about a bump? You remember that? The bump? What bump I'm talking about. The bump? That herpes bump you had in Myrtle Beach that time. No, I ain't talking about that one. You said the what? I'm not talking about that. The bump? You said the bump? What did you say, a bump? That bump, I ain't talking about that. No, we got this big-ass herpes bump on his lip. No, I ain't talking about that. I'm talking about like we went somewhere. Not one talking about the herpes bump. We was in Myrtle Beach, right? We was in Myrtle Beach. And he had this bump on his lip that was so big. So he tried to bust it before we left. So he's squeezing the shit, squeezing the shit. He took a lighter to it, like stupid shit. So the shit looked really wild on his face, right? But nobody want to say nothing to wax because it's wax, right? So I'm cracking mad jokes. Motherfuckers smoking blunts. I'm like, I bet none of y'all have passed the wax. Nobody say shit. Motherfuckers trembling with the blunt. Like you're still right. Passing it to wax. Wax take couple hits, try to pass it back. Nah, nah, you good, you know? He said, we're in Myrtle Beach. So wax go all the way around. He's fucking all of these different girls. They're just like three girls, right? And they didn't care. Ah, that's back in the day. Fuck like three girls. He don't kiss no one shit. Were they blind though? Nah, they saw it. Nah. No, because if he saw the bump, I wouldn't know. I don't know what he told him what was going on. It wasn't that big. It wasn't that crazy. That shit was big as hell. If you was in my face, yeah. No. And listen, I shouldn't try to pop it. Everybody went through that in their fucking life. Everybody tried to fucking pop a pimple. And you know that shit was fucked up. That was a cold sore, man. He tried to fucking pop. And they were fried of cold sore. He took that lighter and put that lighter to that coach. I heard this shit sizzle. I was like, what the fuck? No, man. And then when that's what I try to dry my clothes. It's the same thing I try to dry my clothes. Oh, that shit was funny as hell. He tried to wash. We left for Myrtle Beach. He washed his clothes, right? But didn't dry them all the way. So he got in the car. My pop's in the front seat. My pop's go. You been working out? You been working out? Why you smell like that? And he drove all the way to Myrtle Beach clothes. Stink, bump, and still fucking three girls. Wow. I think he wore his helmet a lot, though. That was funny, too, because he punched Louie in the chest. He punched Louie in the chest. Because Louie started killing him. Louie started killing him by the bump. Louie was like, yo, bump be doing pull-ups. Yo, bump need a wife be doing it like you. Yeah, I told you. I was mad and said, like, bro, you don't do that shit in front of the fucking girls. You don't get on the elevator. We do that shit in front of each other, man. But when girls is around, bro, I ain't got to tell you you're cracking on me. And we getting that elevator. And the girl was trying to hold them laughing, but Louie said something. And them girls just bust out laughing. Wax just hit him. Boom. And Louie was holding a cup like this. There was a cup full of liquor. When he hit Louie in the chest, all the liquor flew out the cup and then just landed right back in the cup. I'm like, what the fuck? Louie was trying to get in the car with us. And Wax kicking Louie. Now you ain't getting it with us. Get the fuck out of me. This is before Uber. So how the hell Louie got picked up? Then God, we grew up, man. Jesus, it's a lot, man. Nah, it wasn't no taxis. No, hell, there was none of that back then, man. You had no bike or nobody. What you asked out? You asked out. Wait, I have a question. So Wax told a story on Bullying the Beast about the Milwaukee and said that he smugged with a ghost. No, that was true. It was real shit, bro. That was true. That hotel was haunted as a motherfucker. That was true. And the crazy part is, no, the crazy part is I didn't even hear about it until the next morning. When I started talking to him, I'm like, yo, I said, man, I saw some wild shit last night because I was laying in the bed and I saw a shadow of a person with a gun looking like they was aiming at another person. And like, I could see the person fall. And I'm sitting there like under the covers like, man, God, please hurry up with this. I turned the TV on like, I turned it for real. I turned the TV on like, yo, man, what the fuck? And then the next morning, I don't know if it was the lady at the front desk. Yeah, that's the way we asked her because of the ass and the lady's name, the girl name that was dead. Remember, I told you I had a girl in my room. I said, you was like, ain't no girl was in your room. I said, the girl was sitting on my bed and you and me said that y'all came in the room and never seen the girl. And I was like, the girl was showing me your room, the doors opening, the light switch going off and then. And I was like, yo, she told me somebody died in your room. And they said that same girl they said I was talking to, she was killed a year, right? That same day a year. And I was talking to her smoking weed with her in the room. And when I was talking to the lady at the front desk and I was telling them what happened, but I just told them I saw some strange shit last night and they knew what floor and stuff we was on and what room we was in. And so she was like, she was like, yeah, somebody got killed in that room. Somebody got shot. Just somebody got killed in that room, yeah. And I'm like, what? And I told them what I saw. That she was wild. So the guy that shot the girl, the guy was in your room, why would the girl be in Wax's room? No, she was the lady that got killed. And Wax said that she took out a phone and was like, told the drawers to open or something. The drawers is opening and the light switch is going off and on, I'm telling you. Cause I think Wax texted me to talk about, yo, be easy or some shit like that. And I thought, you know, I thought he was just fucking with me. You know what I mean? No, I was like, yo, somebody got killed in your room. The girl told me and then they was telling me that no girl was in my room. And I'm like, yo, I smoke with a fucking ghost, bro. You're walking. That's the same girl. I love Milwaukee. Them women was trying to sleep with us so crazy in Milwaukee. It was knocking on our doors. Yeah, man. I didn't clearly run. I didn't. I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. I was always good in Milwaukee. Good as in behaving myself. Me too. Unless I flew something in, but that's a whole different story. You used to fly people there. I used to do stuff. I used to fly them in the random cities cause that's like, you know, flying into Miami, that's cheating. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's cheating. Flying into a city like people love to go to. And I love Milwaukee. You know what I'm saying? They're like, walkie-cold this girl. No, for real, that's cheating. If you're flying into Miami. Yes, cheating. LA, are you cheating? You got to fly. Yeah. Flying into Milwaukee. So it's not cheating. Boston. Yeah, yeah. It's freezing in the cold. Yeah. Bring them into Milwaukee, Boston. Stuff like that, you good. Yeah. Three hour time difference for LA. It's not cheating after nine o'clock LA time when it's midnight East Coast time. It's not cheating. Those hours don't even exist. I like that one. That's my old school way of thinking, but that's how I used to think when I was... Yeah, I ain't saying that, baby. I ain't saying that right now. I'm not like that no more. I'm just telling you how I used to think. Yeah, it used to be. I'm just telling you how I used to think. And it actually sounds really crazy when I hear it back now. Yeah, I can't believe I used to be the way I am. Remember how the way I used to be? I don't know if you was a used to. Man, I was a used to. I'm still a used to right now. I don't know. I got to see. I don't believe it. I'm a used to right now. I need a longer, I need a longer period of time. I ain't seen any change. Come on, bro. You know me. This is me. This is look how long it's been. If you were having a girl automatically, then baby, I'm like, all right, he's changed. It's about to be two years. And you want to be two years. Come on, man. You got to give me that, bro. Only reason I say it might, you might be faithful now because you're fat. That's literally the only reason, yo. I'm not worried about that, man. I'm still waxing at the end of the day, man. I'm telling you, I'm not doing nothing at all, man. Promise. SA underscore a Tuck, underscore a city, underscore a 520 wants to know what would they be doing if they knew they wouldn't fail? But that'll be this for now, though. What would we be doing if we knew we wouldn't fail? I mean, that's life, right? In life, you take risk. Like life is one big calculated or sometimes uncalculated risk. Like there's a chance of failure at everything. Like that's not what motivates me. Like I don't get up and say, I'm gonna do this because I can't fail at it. Like I didn't know I was gonna be super successful like I didn't know I was gonna be super successful at anything I'm doing. Like you roll dice and sometimes you hit, sometimes you don't. Relationship, every relationship in my life, anywhere I roll the dice, I don't know nothing, literally. I just go every day is another day. Like failure, failure is the thing people don't ever want to admit, but they need to. Failure is an option. You know what I'm saying? Like life is a multiple choice question and you're gonna do certain things and it's gonna be four different outcomes that may happen. Guess what? Failure could be one of those, but it just depends how you look at failure. You know what I mean? Failure is like I lost anything. Like failure is not a bad thing to me. Failure is just a way to get it right next time. You know what I mean? Or to just get you on the path you're supposed to be on. I might be walking a certain route, encounter a pitfall of so-called failure and have to switch directions. And then I end up where I'm supposed to be anyway. Count your blessings, yeah. So I don't fail you. Like I don't operate like that. Like there's nothing you're gonna do that's foolproof, bro. Every time I lost, I got something better. Every time I lost. So I appreciate the losses with the good and the bad. So appreciate it. That's it? Uh-uh, all right. Well- Wax, call out your... Yeah, Wax, promote bully in the beast podcast. Yo, yeah, man. Y'all come to bully in the beast podcast and I got another podcast. It is whatever she says we out here. You know, I'm out here trying to make something happen. Word, whatever she said. I gotta listen to that. How many episodes y'all did already? Two already. And it's her talking about your love life, Carla talking about your love life? Yeah, we got a couple of things, man. We got a court, man. We got a lot of couples, man. Y'all go ahead and call up with your couples and y'all tell us what y'all got going on in your life and we'll try to help it out or fuck it up. Do any of your old girls call into that podcast? It's not like a call in. It's not like bullying the beast. Bullying the beast is like we got to call in and stuff like this. This is right here. We actually got guests. Smart, smart, smart. Yeah. It's two different. I think you can produce it, you can produce it, Della. I think y'all should take calls just one time. This is at least once in a while. No, it's just two different things. Now, we just got guests. We just got a guest to be a couple and they come on and tell us about, it's called 5050 Court. And they come on a podcast and let us know what they got going on. We try to fix it for them and try to get their relationship to be 5050. You don't need y'all to be asked to call in Wax just one time. Then for what? I'm not doing that. We got that on bullying the beast. Come back, come to bullying the beast any time. I want to ask any questions. Tell us about what's going on and we'll answer anything on that side. But right now we just got couples. It's called couples court. It's 5050. A lot of relationships. We got the woman have 90% and a man only got 10. But we trying to get your relationship to be 5050. So come out at us. I just hope Wax is as clean as he says he is. Because bullying the beast, we already got a lot of... Yep. And all these women listening, they like to pull this shit. Listen, they supposed to do that. Listen, they supposed to do that. And listen, she got my passcode. She got my phone number. She got everything that she... If they want to come, they got to come through something like that. And I ain't doing nothing. I'm telling you, I'm chilling. My mindset is on so many other things right now. I've been easy. I hope so. God bless us. God bless us. It could be long stock and dreadlocks. Nah, man. I can tell her daughter did that, yo. Her daughter twisted those. Tell the truth. I got a lot of these, man. Look at this, man. Listen, her daughter twisted those, man. Man, I ain't go a lot as she did. I know. I got so much air, man. They look too much like a girl, I can tell, yo. Nah, knock it off. They do. You look like Pippi Longstocking. Pull up Pippi Longstocking. Same thing. Pull up Pippi Longstocking. No, you look like the Wendy's. You look like Wendy. The love of Wendy. If you dye in red, you look just like Wendy. 20 years. Same thing. He used to like Pippi Longstocking. No, Wendy's. Go to Wendy's, man. You look like Wendy's now, though. You look like Wendy's, yo. Pippi's was up. Yo, bro, I got a lot of hair. You know, you understand what it is. I'm taking up putting all this hair all around. This shit is fucking crazy. There's a lot of fucking hair, bro. All right. 10 years now. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. Oh, he looked just like Wendy's. Come on, man. Stop it, bro. It's a lot of shit. Yo, somebody put wax face on the Wendy's logo. Yo, all right. We're going to have waxes. All right. OK. Hey, I ain't mad at that. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.