 Lanslin is back on the mound for the White Sox. I am a Lanslin enthusiast as well as a Shady Ray's enthusiast and they are bringing you this breakdown. So this is his first start of the season. It was on the injured list. And in case you need to know a little bit about Lanslin, he's pretty fiery on the mound. We'll just scream at everybody, especially himself. And then he's funny in his post-game press conferences. My hat took the brunt of it. Where did it get you? My hat. Can you point to the area? I mean, on the hat. On my hat. Did it hurt? No, it hit the hat. Well, the hat isn't a protective device so much. Yeah, it is. Why would we wear it if it wasn't? No, that's a helmet. Oh. Oh, so we're in the second inning and batting for the Tigers is Cody Clemens. And he does not have a major league hit yet searching for one. That's outside. And that is hit into the outfield for a single. So he's going to be fired up. His first big league hit. Everybody's excited for him. Miggy's doing a little cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha in the dugout. And they're going to keep the ball. He's going to get to keep that, put it on the mantle. I don't know what he does with it, but a whole little assembly line here of getting that ball into the proper hands. Trainer usually gets it because they have tape and they mark it up. And they say, that's his first hit. And everyone's excited. And they're saying, congratulations. They say, thank you. I appreciate that. Except Lance Lynn. He's not too fired up about this because he doesn't really understand what happened. Why are we shifting on a guy who doesn't even have a hit? How do we know where to play him? I induced a routine ground out and we're just leaving that open. What's that about? Next up is Tucker Barnhart. And that two-seemer comes back into the zone. That cutter goes away. One and one, two and one outside. That one's fouled back. Two and two, up the middle. Potential double play ball if they were shifting perfectly, but no, that's, it's a hit most of the times, I would guess. And Lance like, damn, another kind of not that hard hit ball for a hit. This stinks. Next batter, first pitch, that's in the dirt. Next pitch fouled away. One and one now in play. He's gonna get the double play he wants, but the first guy goes to third base. Gets the two outs. Happy about it. Wiping the sweat away. Castro's up. Cutter inside. One and oh, and then that's just fought off the hands and is gonna find grass, which scores the first run in Lancelands. Like, are you kidding me? Another blue pit. A shift beater, a shift beater, a blue pit. This stinks. Not having any fun. And people are interpreting all that body language as he's mad at the field or the shift. And maybe he is. I mean, really don't know. We just gotta take people's words for it, but he's either mad at himself or giving up soft contact or mad at the shift. So the third base coach, Joe, comes over and he says, hey, hey, hey, listen to me. Listen to me. Can't be showing up your fielders like that. Can't be showing up your coaches like that, you know? We shift with good into Lancelands and says, shut up, you don't know why I'm mad. Shut up. I'm mad because I'm not making my pitches. Don't give a shit about that. Maybe that's what he's saying. Just shut up. Leave me alone. He says, go fucking coach third and shut the fuck up. I'm giving up fucking hits. I'm fucking saying the same thing. Okay? Do it. Fucking pack of lunch. I really think that's what he says there. Maybe the coach says, we'll talk about this later. So he responds. He responds. Maybe the coach is like, well, I'm gonna talk to you about this later. And he says, do it. Fucking pack of lunch. Really looks like that's what he says, but I don't really know. And then it looks like he mutters like a stupid fucking Tony LaRusso looking on coach yelling at a player in a little tiff. He says, he was mad at himself because he made a horse manure pitch. A lot of guys thought it was because of positioning. I could read his lips. He was mad because he didn't make the pitch. Joe cleared it up and then we moved on. He's never going to blame a coach. You talk about accountability. He's one of the best. Now, Lance Lynn got asked about it after the game and he had a completely different story. Yeah, he was trying to get me going. He kept telling me that like filet is better than ribeye. I'm more of a ribeye and potato guy. He's a filet and like Caesar salad. So I just told him he was wrong. And then he went back to the coaching third. And the third base coach is like, well, hold up. Wait a minute. First thing's first. I'm a Piscotarian, so I don't eat meat. I don't eat ribeye or filet. I eat fish. And that's the miscommunication part. That's what I assumed. And it was more or less about him not making pitches. He wasn't making pitches. He was leaving balls in the middle of the zone and that's what he was feeling internally. It was a miscommunication between us. And we took care of it. We hugged each other. I was thinking something else that he was thinking internally and mentally. And we hugged it out and we're good. And that's the story of the time when a kid who doesn't have a big league hit at all beat the shift on a routine ground out and Lance Lynn was probably a little frustrated about it. Maybe he was frustrated at himself. Maybe he wasn't frustrated at all. Maybe he was about steak. Maybe it was about this awesome deal Shady Rays is giving our audience $20 off each pair of premium polarized sunglasses at ShadyRays.com with the code JOMBOY20. If you lose them, if they break, they replace them. Look good this summer. Be cool. Have fun. Go Lance Lynn. I think white socks fans are sneakily like just excited that there's some intensity no matter which way it went.