 Alright, welcome back to SNES Drunk Play's Chrono Trigger. Another hour of this. You're really interested in watching this? Really? Okay. Well, I'm really sick with a sinus infection and a fever. I haven't slept in a couple days. I feel like absolute shit. Let's see what's Kino. Let's see what Kino is doing. It's gonna be a lot of bad mistakes and mispronunciations. So strap yourself in. Yeah, take the drunk stuff. God, what a little bitch. UlyssesDog is joining me. He's to my right. So if somebody comes to the door or the mailman shows up, you hear him shouting in protest. That is why. Yeah, give me my stuff. You dipshit. Alright. So now we have Chrono, Marl and Ila in this long maze and we are supposed to follow the footprints. In fact, that is the name of this particular segment when you go to the save screen. Now here is where the game gets kind of annoying. You're supposed to notice that this is a beanstalk and you climbed down there. That's... I wish there was a better way to notice that. Gold eaglets. Just like physical attacks against these motherfuckers. The volume in my headset is way too loud. I just muted it. Patience, gentle viewers. There we go. Oh, and a regular eaglet, whatever that is, a red eaglet. Has it even labeled this such? Oh no, they just lose their gold essence. Okay. Okay, based on the pose from the bird there, it looks like it was a flaming power shit. Just took on Ila. Maybe it's just my imagination. Come on, dude. How many fricking hit points do these things have, like 700? Now might be a decent time to put on a Berserker for drunk. Do we know any dual techs yet for Ila? In fact, let's, you know, we don't know shit about it. It'd be really nice to earn charm with her because it's super easy to grind for the trade items you need in this area because you charm two at a time from particular enemies. Okay, is there even any place else to go over here? No. Let's go back up here, down here, and probably missing something. Oh, there's another beanstalk down there. God damn it. Yeah, here is where they continue over here. Great entrance guys. Did you just spend all day practicing that? Got another one, damn it. All right, let's use magic on these guys, getting burnt out. Oh, that's right. She doesn't know any magic. Let's do the badass ice sword. Yeah, buddy. I'm going to say, if that doesn't kill that guy, I'm going to just quit right now. Yeah, I'm one of those people, if I don't sleep, I'm pretty useless. I can't be around people. I can't, like I just can't function. I can't do anything other than just, like, spew my brain in all sorts of directions and just intensely tired. I can't listen. My cognitive control is just terrible. I'd imagine most people are like that. It's not exclusive to me, obviously, but is there anything back here? Can we cross this bridge? Go up here. So yeah, since I'm in this brainless state, I thought it would be a naturally, a good idea to binge Beavis and Butthead, like all the way from the beginning of the show, starting with the Frog Baseball Pilot episode, which is only about two and a half minutes long. Really fascinating to rewatch because that show got so popular so quickly and it was so shitty. Like the animation and the artwork, the animation, everything was so immensely shitty looking. See, I know you should be able to charm something from this wing at eight if it's like two fangs or two horns or something like that. Maybe I'm getting used to another enemy. That should take care of him. I think those really do have 450 hit points. The first season and the second season, didn't I just come from this way, are so bad. They're so freaking bad looking shows. It's like the animators and the artists can't make up their minds of what Butthead is supposed to look like, so he looks different in every scene. It's really kind of funny. Despite that, it didn't matter because there was nothing else like that show on TV at the time in the early 90s. It's funny to see the show get progressively funnier and more clever because it's not just ... Beavis and Butthead wasn't just, oh, it's two idiots, it was really cleverly written. How dumb can these guys be while not relying on cheap humor? A lot of it is really cleverly done. My favorite part of the show growing up was Beavis and Butthead watching music videos and making fun of the bands. Not just for the jokes about the bands, but okay, I'm missing something. The tracks go this way. It's not just making fun of the bands, it's ... Am I supposed to ... Did I not come from this way? Yeah, this is going to be really fun. I'm going to be sitting here lost the whole time. No, it wasn't just the bands they were making fun of. It was the fact that Beavis and Butthead showcased videos from bands that never got any airplay on MTV. Like nobody knew who White Zombie was before Beavis and Butthead, or at least I should say very few people knew who White Zombie was. There should be like, oh, you're supposed to go up here. Okay, never mind. That's the lighting that throws you off. There should be another battle up here somewhere. Oh, there it is. White Zombie is the best example. They saw like three White Zombie videos in the first season or in the second season alone, like Black Sunshine and all that stuff. They saw like two Boar videos. They saw two Butthole Surfer videos where ... In one video, they didn't even say anything the entire time. They just let the video play. They weren't even laughing or saying anything. It's just Butthead saying, the Butthole Surfer's. It's almost like the writers like the band so much. It's just like, let's just show the video. It is a really cool video. There's a lot of really cool animation and stuff in it. I forget what song it's for. This on there, not the album with Pepper on it, the one before it. I can't remember the name of it. My memory goes to shit when I don't sleep. There should be a treasure down here somewhere. There it is. Treasure. All right, now we got all sorts of paths and stuff going on here. This is going to loop around here. Nope. It's not actually. Let's go this way first. Butthole Surfer's were another big example of that. There's a band called Quick Sand. There's another band called, obviously Tool was a big one. I should probably heal up here to see what this spell does. There we go. I still didn't one shot him though. Let's see if Marle can finish him off with a wimpy 50. That's pretty good. There we go. Yeah, I think the consensus is that the best, quote unquote, best party to have in this game is Isla, Robo, and somebody. Some people use Luka. Some people stick with Chrono. Some will even do Magus. Is that the exit? I don't want to exit yet though. Yeah, I want to get over here. That's nothing though. What the hell? Yeah, that looks good. Really good for my experience points here to keep fighting. I'm trying to think. I watched even like the weird one-off like pop music they see is like Kylie Minnow doing Loka motion and stuff like that. Like really stuff I didn't see before, you know, I can't remember seeing back then. I should probably heal up, excuse me, sorry about my voice. Sorry about my lack of enthusiasm, mentally, completely fried, but yeah, it's funny to see the leap in production value from what season two looked like of Beavis and Butthead where there were, the backgrounds were scribbled with like Crayola colored pencil on like printer paper. They're so primitive looking and I guess that's kind of a point, but at the same time, is there more treasures over here? Or is this just a loop? Yeah, this is just a loop. I think I already came this way. I think I got everything in here, cue the person watching this, screaming their lungs out. You forgot this! I don't care. All right, now we are at the reptite lair with some groovy new music. This fucking thing, we got to fight these guys and we got to like work our way down to the correct area and I sure as hell am not going to get an answer or something, I can just cyclone with you, your best bet here, there we go, none of them. And let's start using Isla's magic for once instead of just using her weak ass attack. Yeah, what I like to do is I, or did I say Isla and that's Marle? Maybe I said Marle, I don't know. I like to get the, is it the golden stud that saves MP? That's a really, I like to put that on Marle. So her healing doesn't cost anything or you can put it on Chrono Trigger once he learns Luminaire and then Luminaire only costs like 10, I think. Yep, you go down this way. There are other ways you can go, like this is just a maze basically. Let's just fucking spam our way through this. So how long have I been playing for? A half hour? But yeah, Beavis and Butters is one of my favorite shows. The first episode I remember seeing was the foreign exchange student one where a dude from Japan comes over and gets saddled with Beavis and Butthead. One thing I really like about that show is I like how they have the teacher that can totally see, you know, that always wants to see the best in them. And it's, of course, it's like this 60s, 70s hippie. Like, he never gives up on them, which enables a lot of the episode's premises to play out. It starts with Mr. Van Driessen and him like, oh, this would be a wonderful opportunity for you guys. By the way, if you've ever heard Chuck Closterman talk, that's exactly how Mr. Van Driessen's voice in real life, it's really funny. But he has Beavis and Butthead over to his house to clean their house just to teach them about money. It's like, uh-oh. Yep, I knew it. And of course, he trusts them alone in his house to not wreck his prized 8-Track collection. It's funny. And of course, they ruin it. They pile up all the sound of that kick. That's pretty cool. He's shocked. Oh, I gotta use Ice on this dude. And then later on came Mr. Buzzcutt who, you know, gets Beavis and Butthead to do other stuff because he's a hard ass and he wants to, like, he's military and he wants to mold them into men. Like, there's one episode where he brings them to a gym, has them try and lift weights. Of course, they can't even lift a bar. The bar is, like, choking them. Kick me in the Jimmy. No way. I said, do it. Do it hard. That was one of the first episodes I saw, too. And you've got other people that they play off of, like, Daria and Stewart. Stewart's just the ultimate was. For some reason, he wants to be friends with Beavis and Butthead. He wants Beavis and Butthead's approval. Like, why? So yeah. It's a good show. It's a fun show to binge. Most episodes are only 10 minutes long. So it's really, I really like it. And not just for, like, nostalgic purposes because even when it was on MTV back then, it was hardly ever on. Like, they played the same six or seven episodes all the time. So there's a ton I missed because, you know, now there's stuff that's, like, not, you know, you can understand why they wouldn't air it. Ooh, nice. Who do I give this to? Three point. Oh, she already has a rock helm. Two point. Let's give it to Morrow. That's pretty sweet. Okay. I'm going to end up running into these motherfuckers again. Is the exit on the bottom or do I just have to beat these guys? Now I know there's all sorts of different ways you can proceed throughout this particular dungeon. And I'm not going to utilize any of them because I just want to keep going. I know there's, like, stuff and items that you can get. I don't know what exactly for sure, but anyway, what I'd like to be able to do probably off camera is once I learn charm for, oh, no. Wait, do I already know charm for Morrow or for either of these people? No, I don't. Oh, provoke. Maybe that. No, provoke doesn't really work. Okay. Yeah, I'd like to go back into the forest maze and get some fangs and stuff. That's where you get the ruby vests and a really awesome weapon. I think that's where you get the green dream or am I thinking the way later? I don't know. Probably totally wrong on that, but you at least collect stuff like petals one thing at a time. Okay. Now we're getting toward, let's do ice sword on this motherfucker. Yeah. Come on. Let's see. What else is going on? Meanwhile, my girlfriend is watching Seinfeld, you know, every so often, if he picks up the enemy and throws it at you, it's great. So it's nothing but 90s in this household. We got Beavis and Butted, you got Seinfeld, you got Chrono Trigger. It's pretty funny. Like, we don't do this stuff on purpose. It's just like, I'm sick of everything else. I've seen all of Bojack Horsemen. I've seen all of, you know, Better Call Saul and Stranger Things and all these other shows and it's like, Black Mirror is, you know, it's good, it's fine, it's, every episode's hit or miss and I'm, you know, I'm burnt out on doing videos and working some variety in our attacks here and just for fun. Wow, Lightning does not affect that guy. That certainly did though, thankfully. Unless you ice. So it's like, you know what, let's just do what we feel like we're doing and watching and Seinfeld's really comfortable to have on because these are episodes I haven't seen in so long but you can just, it's like having music on. It's just like a soundtrack. So it's not so much we're sitting down and watching them. They're just on and it's just funny to hear, you know, George flipping out about something or Kramer doing something goofy like, what is it called? He's got like the Kvorkov or something like that where he has this, I have this power and it's like, makes him irresistible to women so he bathes in garlic or something like that. It's really funny. Okay. Let's also get, use up some of these 13 of them, so do we have a boss fight coming up? Yes, we do. Wait, this isn't a boss fight. No, let's just do a regular. Her regular attack is strong enough. Nice. Thing is, is if you don't kill that dinosaur thing, Megasaur rather, says its name right on the screen, Megasaur right away, it'll release that electric energy as a full screen attack and it does serious damage. So you want to get that thing immediately, otherwise you are in a world of pain. Let's finish these guys off. I think this just leads to the Reptite Castle, which is yet another dungeon. So we go from Forest Maze to Reptite Lair Underground, I guess. And now we're going to be going to the castle. Come on, learn some things. Oh, here we go. Oh, do I fight Black Toronto here? Do I really need to use a, hey, that guy's got some cool clothes. Never trust a man wearing a cape. Why was your father talking to a man with a cape? It's funny because the guy in that Seinfeld episode, no, tell him this guy. Oh, that's right, Nisbel. Sorry, getting ahead of myself. And then later you fight Nisbel 2, which of course reminds me of one of my favorite jokes from Garfield and Friends. You're not Sylvia, you're one of the kung fu creatures of a rampage. Two is Drill Kick. Oh, do I have to wait for Chrono? OK, never mind. But yeah, motherfucker. See, this is what this guy does. He you shock him with lightning and then he's kind of helpless. And then he releases all his energy and it looks like he's taking a shit. Yeah, buddy, making quick work of him alone. I never get sick of that. That's such the sound. Oh, yeah, here we go. Let's see how we do. We're going to have to do at least a. Oh, that's that hurts. Oh, especially Marl. Let's do our world. And in fact, let's give Marl a little bit on it just to be safe. You know what? She's not even. Isn't that her maximum access to 84? Good thing I did that. OK, so let's do a roller. Oh, wait, I have to. Shit, that's not even going to do anything stupid. Yeah, 10. You got to shock the guy first. Eventually drunk is going to need. Eventually drunk will need a ether. It would be nice if I was able to transfer some of Ila's MP to drunk. That would be handy attack. Six 15. I've hit like four of those so far. And once again, we play very conservatively. Did not think I'd be using this much magic for Krono. I guess it's required at this part of the game. Um, with some lightning, I'll witness my sword action. I would look up how many hit points this guy actually has, but I don't have the guide in front of me. Even if I did, that'd be kind of weird because my setup is very messy and unruly and I don't really have a place to put the stuff. And there we have it. I have, buddy, all your popcorn muscles. You got your Mickey Mouse tattoos. And they didn't get you anywhere except defeat. Really? No new spells? Come on. Okay, just a reminder. Oh, I should have brought Luca with. It looks all right. I'll take your word for it. Hey, thank you for getting me out of that giant fucking maze. Yeah, I think the game counts on you to take Luca everywhere. I should have probably done that. Sure, I can't take her with me. Yeah, Kino, you're kind of a dick. I don't trust you. One of these huts, there's like a tab somewhere. Yeah, whatever. Let's see if I can trade any of this shit. See, now this is the point where you would three each of any two items. Oh, I only got two feathers. You come back here later and get some of this stuff. Okay, let's do pedal and fang. Uh, yeah? Yes. Now let's try pedal and horn. Yes, please. And now we try. God, this is mostly weapons. That's crazy. I could really use armor, though. Of course, we do fang and horn. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, you must use feather for armor. So we increase five there. We increase 10 there. And we increase 10 there. That's a significant upgrade. I guess if I wanted to be a dick, I could have, before finishing the fight with Nisbell, I could have de-equipped Isla, like all her stuff, and then just put it on somebody else just so I could have it. But no big deal. All right, I guess I go back to the mountains. Let's check these huts real quick. Thank you. That's the idea. OK. Don't admire me today. I'm a husk. I cannot think or move or do anything. You know what? Let's grind a bit. See if I can get some more feathers. OK, let me try. Oh, it just confuses them. OK. I forget about certain things about this game. What works, what doesn't work. What does what? That's really not interesting. And he'll miss. Yeah, confusion when you have it in this game. One of your party members is so freaking frustrating. I guess you could say that about any JRPG, really. Any game with a confused spell. So annoying. There's going to be another battle coming up here. There's another petal, but I don't need petals. I need feathers. Cyclone, these motherfuckers. So what else have I been watching? Not much else. Just Beavis and Bloodhead reruns from 1993. It's pretty crazy their production schedule for that show, too. They cranked out almost 200 episodes in about four years. I think the show started in 1992. And according to Mike Judge, MTV was like, do as many as you can of these. I mean, they're only 10 minutes long. And just any ideas you got, just throw them out there. I think the real breakthrough episode of that show was, well, the big one was no laughing, where they weren't allowed to laugh in class because all the teachers in the school were so sick of the constant, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. It's my crappy butthead laugh. I used to do a really good Beavis before Puberty hit back in junior high. But now I love that show when I was a kid. In fact, I remember coming into seventh grade shop class. There was this dude, Neil, who had cable. We just asked him, what videos did they see? What bands did they see? And he's like, Tom Jones. And I was like, what's Tom Jones? That's stupid. He's like, yeah, that's what they said. It's good times. But yeah, I don't. There's not a lot of people who I would want to meet. Like in terms of, oh, if you could meet any famous person, blah, blah, blah, what would you say? Would you talk to him and ask him? I'm not really wired. I don't talk to people. I don't really like talking to people. I'm not a social person. So it's like I don't usually have a very long list of people I'd want to do that to. But Mike Judge, I would absolutely love talking to him about Beavis and Butthead. Like how did the videos get chosen? Stuff like that. And did he ever get any flak from certain people? I know he did from Kip Winger. And I know the guys from Grim Reaper actually said, you know, it's like, oh, those videos were terrible. You're more than welcome to just like slag the hell out of them because they're really stupid. I got a big kick out of hearing that. But no, I would love to just bullshit with Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead and just pick his brain and ask him all sorts of questions. And Marl earned haste, I think. Is that what that said? That is an awesome, awesome boss fight tech. That is another reason why I love having Marl in my party at all times because haste is so, I mean, you speed up your time so you can use your more powerful characters. Yeah, now you have the ability to jump. Before you just came to the cliff and it just, you just sat there. An invisible wall stopped you. Okay, so now we presumably have our dream stone to fix the moss immune. Yep. I know who that is. What's up, Robo? No. Oh, he's so sad. I'm sorry, Robo. All right, so once we get this sword fixed, it obviously belongs to one person in particular, right? The guy who had the hilt, otherwise known as fish or frog, whatever your preference. What's up, bro? I'm not gonna ask how you get. Oh, okay. He does say that. No, don't tell me. I don't think I heard that. Nice little bit of dialogue there that helps add to the weight of the situation, the gravity of what you're doing. Ooh, and we get the 12,000 BC music again. We just have to kind of hang out and... D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, Mosh! Yeah, I'll just kind of gesture at it until it does something. And I'll use my telekinesis to absorb the sword into my coat. I'm gonna admire your katana collection here. Got some daggers up there. Some more swords. I'll take swords for 400. I'm done here too. What the hell did you do? Would you just hadooke into the thing onto the table? okay where's the hilt guys got a nice kitchen looks like a nice gas stove on the swords nice to that fridge is probably you know probably $1,200 fridge right there a good sink you got some nice got your flour and sugar and your potions and shit up here cook up some lunch here wonder what that is this bowl of red chili let's see what you got actually it could probably sell your shit to him let's sell all power meal huh I forgot I got that yeah plasma gun goodbye Robin boat goodbye now we got 23,000 gold so now we warp back to 600 BC or AD rather after the death of Christ that's still think that's funny okay let's talk to this guy every time you come back here you want to do that again that's JRPG intuition I'm not bragging by the way when I say that like oh I know how to do this oh I know to talk to I'm just saying like when you play these games like you just kind of have to know like just and that comes from experience of from playing these games you check everything you talk to everybody it's just kind of how it is alright let's go see frog we got to go all the way down here though fight these idiots again fact there's probably another excuse me another faster way to get there oh come on yeah a couple of years ago just for the hell of it I binged the Simpsons but I only made it to I made it from season one which holy cow you want to talk about rough around the edges season one of the Simpsons good God man and season two season two is actually very good and season three is when it goes into like hyperdrive and it's becomes one of the best shows ever to this day because it's very the humor hasn't gotten all it's not dated humor at all some of the jokes are like oh no not suitor like when they're making references to like old Supreme Court justices I don't want to fight any you people get out of my way I suppose it could have fought the new but alright real quick I want to make sure that it's been pointed out the muscle man does not even show up for drunk it doesn't show up for anybody so nobody else can equip it except the hero and who might that be what's mr. frog I'm sorry mr. fish hey here's this sword that's like probably a foot taller than you are somehow can you wield it here we go one of the best parts of the game right here I'm probably just gonna be quiet this whole time this is a flashback by the way in case the game didn't make that obvious enough Sir Cyrus Cyrus the virus what are you ditching us the hell's going on I gotta run off with this scrawny green haired guy the flashback continues with the montage show progress in a montage huh what's the backstory with this guy like how did this frog dude come up with this thing be nice to get some backstory on that and who's the woman with Glenn there this is awesome our first sight of Magus in person yeah not the best strategy to fight Magus whoa because he's got one of those flammable capes oh look at the pretty rainbow yeah and as such it's time for some sad music chrono Luca and Marl were so bored with that flashback they fell asleep oh stop feeling sorry for yourself she let us go this time I'm gonna take Luca I know the sensible thing would probably be to take Robo I don't care this isn't a sensible playthrough let's fight some people get some levels here oh do I even oh yeah that looks like it's equipped right does it automatically equip the mass immune or I'm thinking no oh yeah that's what you're supposed to do you're supposed to attack those dudes first sure that that's equipped come on no Tex yeah he's just got the answer why don't you have it equipped yet you dipshit do you need to hero metal first no what does the hero metal even do if you don't have the mass immune anything yeah up secret little hit rate what did I forget it down there why don't you have it equipped a mistake shouldn't attack these guys first all right this dude what was that it was really goofy looking oh you are comic relief at times frog I mean how can you not be if you're you know frog die already Jesus look at level up damn it no spells okay all right I'm done fighting these assholes so now let's go talk to some people nobody here anything I can buy for I guess equip frog with the gold suit I guess I regret selling all that stuff when I did the kid that falls over do I run into Toma here no this is the guy that yeah we're still talking about Tata being a fake this guy's urinating in the corner okay yeah these dudes tell you where to go east of the mountains east of the diadereo guitar mountains I pronounce him that correctly is this the magic cave this just wasn't available back then up we're gonna continue our our cut scenes here I guess he can't equip the mass immune yet because it he needs to build up to equipping it for this moment right here God who are those assholes he's still spinning one of my favorite lines in the game you're a marshmallow Glenn which I knew somebody named Glenn so I can call my marshmallow Glenn was 50 feet tall well you just don't have an incentive to hurt anybody yet that will change right now anytime I see the word aug spelled out like that it makes me think of Charlie Brown it's kind of his areas and the hero metal there is slowly goes down the drain it's one of the fun things about this game there's more than one quote-unquote hero all right here we go turn up your speakers let's do this shit ass that is most badass thing ever yeah that pose oh we don't have an entrance let's make one with this fucking badass sword oh that is the best I think I'm gonna leave it at that for now and we'll do Magus's castle in this cave and all that stuff next time so I want to thank you for watching and I hope you have a good rest of your day cheers