 Spider-Man has certainly had his ups and downs in the cinematic universe over the years which I mean that's not uncommon for superhero films Today, I'm gonna look back on the initial five rank them worst to best I want to point out that this is my list. It's my opinion. I also want to say that I love you fully and completely So please don't give me death threats and try to kill me when I give you my list This is called movie feuds. We're not always gonna agree Now let me start with my worst spider-man film of all time. I love you I'm sure this was a letdown for you, but I can't let my emotions get in the way of my opinions That's just not gonna happen. I need to stay true to the show and to myself damn it Even if that means you're gonna break up with me down the road over this the 2014 installment was hugely disappointing for me I actually had high hopes from the trailers. It looked more colorful and action packed There was some interesting casting choices, but holy hell was this a cluster the pacing was god-awful Some of the dialogue was cornier than Batman and Robin and the three villain scenario once again rears It's ugly head to provide overkill with characters not getting the appropriate time to develop There were some really great effects and Emma Stone was once again the highlight of the new and possibly dead series But it just wasn't enough to hold up a shoddy script. I'm writing shoddy Just to reiterate and this can't be stressed enough If you were in the middle of the ocean and you were strapped with tnt and there were sharks all around you and guns pointing down I would still go out there for you. I love you. Damn it. I would do anything for you, but I won't do that Meatloaf, I won't do that and I just couldn't get into this reboot director mark web I don't believe that's his last name went a darker route with his Andrew Garfield spider-man And it just didn't make my dick tingle It was also no secret that the movie was rushed out so sony could retain rights to the character And this had a very cash grabby feel for me I think garfield was a solid spider-man But a very unlikable peter parker the lack of j jona jameson hurt too There just isn't anything inspiring here very little web slinging generic action and a me too dark night attempt just failed in my eyes I do think spider-man 3 is a pretty bad movie, but not for the reason people usually list Yes, emo peter parker was stupid and yes, there was way too many songs and dances Sam Raimi was pressured by studios to shoehorn venom in and basically did it in the biggest f*** you way possible Sandman disappears for half the damn movie and the green goblin junior is an afterthought Topher grace was possibly the worst choice as venom and a side note about the emo thing There is a difference between becoming evil and corrupted from the symbiote and just looking like a hot topic douche All that said this is still a very watchable movie with some of the best effects and action of the entire spider-man run And even as bad as it gets at times It still manages to wrap things up in a nice little package a spider-man package That sounded wrong Many consider spider-man 2 to be the best of the bunch and it still ranks very highly in most superhero lists It was pretty slow moving the dialogue was hammy cursed and dunce was constantly being kidnapped And tobey maguire desperately needed to go to the bathroom based on his facial expressions That all still rings true But there's a level of fun here that most superhero films are missing most movies in general Then there is that glorious score that rings throughout the series octavius is a great villain He's fully fleshed out. He's sympathetic and evil at the same time and the action's top notch I have very fun memories of spider-man 1 I grew up with that franchise and even though I also liked x-men a little bit more There's no denying that spider-man was really the first superhero film to take things to the next level X-men was a good movie It had a very minimal budget though where spider-man went all in This is a triple a hollywood blockbuster and it sets the table for the future of superhero movies This is the standard you guys need to keep up in your game It had a custom built web slinging camera called the spidey cam and a crazy blend of cgi and real life stunts And over the top villain and a perfectly nailed tone Toby will always be spider-man for me and not because he nailed the role of peter parker But because he was so damn likable He brought his own flavor to the picture and it would be cool even today to see him suit up again It won't happen in a million years, but damn it. I can dream don't take that from me. You son of a bitch I'm sorry. What wow Why am I blowing up at you? I didn't count that 1977 spider-man abortion made for tv movie because uh This is my show and I don't have to hopefully I didn't piss you off too much with my list because I could really use Some more views in the future and not less. I will not pander though. I refuse to pander Is this the perfect order for the spider-man movies? Yes. 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