 Hello everybody Earl here, so I'm substituting for either sweet Because he got other shit to do so I'm out here doing it. I'm almost cousin by the way. My name's Earl Actually, Jimmy Joe Jim Bob Earl Jr. Last name is no accord to y'all It hot in here give me a second. So what we're gonna be doing today is Hey, he got me list and he said I need to talk about Books that are so bad They is good. Um, I don't know about all that right there because words and shit I don't know nothing about that. But um, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna grab this here list We're gonna go through it. I'm gonna try to explain to you why these books here is so good So so bad so bad so bad days good It's kind of like Big ol hog malls. Just one like it looked nasty as hell But when you obviously get in there and start sucking the meat and juices when you start sucking the meat and juices off of it It just it tastes so good So the first thing we're gonna talk about here is some James Patterson. Love me good James Patterson. You ever seen his movies? There's the one about the the detective Blackfeller One about that. Um, and then there's another one's about a detective and The guy's name Medea. I think he makes movies and he cross-dresses weird anyway, so but there's movies about Patterson books and So we gonna get into here and it is this this book is called Invistible It's a James Patterson book but he didn't read he didn't read this book who read the book was with David Ellis David Ellis this book will make you jaw drop because it's stupid Man this book this book dentured in a bucket of cement and twice as bright Half as bright. I ain't bright neither. Okay, I took to the Casper family Who gives a shit, right? All right, so let's get in here There's some stuff There's some words That I'm trying to find but this book dumb dumb as hell so so the line is The orange flames rippling across the ceiling above me Dancing around my bed almost in rhythm Taunting staccato popping and crackling like it's not a fire, but a collection of flames Working together Isn't that what a fire is? I mean I haven't had plenty of fires out out back to the homestead Fires a bunch of flames working together this book dumb Next up at number four for four we got four we got mine blue By the swisters of sorrow a Slotter slaughtered them sisters them sisters is Michelle Garza and Melissa this son last lasso So the book it goes Hang on these words is funny So these are lines from the book and it's about penis. You all seen a penis before mind about you okay, so uh anthropomorphic penises This is the line from the book his manhood shrunk back and hung there in Disappointment and concern His penis was concerned and disappointed but But that ain't it shrunk back, but it hung there fella. You ever had a hanging issue when your shit shrunk I Don't think I ever had a hanging issue with my shit shrunk Boy if your shit is hanging and it shrunk you got a mandingo-sized wanger, don't you? Next up we're gonna throw that cover up right. Oh, that's fancy What though, huh? Okay, so this one's called a rah-mah Arum a rarum of sir. I'm uh, oh boy, uh Arum out of our Ruh-ruh-ruh This one is a aura met are a moda are a moda. Alright, it's a book by By Ernest Klein's and he made he writes books for Funko pops So what he does is he gets all his Funko pops together and he has a fight And then when that fights over with he writes a book about that fight and that is our moda I said it right there Dan really you're our moda. I'm impressed to fight is what I am And then that number two is two. No, it's just one of them. What is that number two? We have Jerusalem by this Gandalf looking mother full of Lord Jesus look at that That's kind of face make you want to go to church, you know, he's got them devil or surprise So this book right here, we don't talk about numbers this book right here got 1279 pages that's almost as much as my wife Oh my god This book about as heavy as her to bring up put the goddamn biscuits down y'all All right, so the final covers coming soon because because that he fell up my cousin he That that stings you bastard. He might as well. He got his book for review. It was happened So but Jerusalem that's where that's where Jesus was born. I believe so So Jesus is not in this book. This book ain't even about Jesus But Lord, it's it's it's bad this guy writes with big old words and just just sentences made no sense whatsoever But he finished the book. I hear that he finished the damn book all 1200 pages of it. He read the whole thing. It's like 600,000 words That's more words than I never said in my whole lifetime This guy done wrote a book about all the stuff that he won't he wanted to be taken seriously What happened folks? He wanted to be taken seriously and here we are having to read this bullshit But there's a good book in here somewhere right smack dab in the middle of the book There's a good book about the Ninhag Ninh. Yeah, I've ever watched the way I say that because that's that might be a bad word Ninh Ninhag um There's the good book in there about Ninhag and some children's some children's the boys and whatnot, but this book If you're gonna follow through with it You won't get to the end of it and you might be confused and you might say to yourself Hey, I finished that book. It must have been good, but I don't know it wasn't no good I'm done good by no, but if you want to you know read all these reviews that you talk about in this this right here You can run on over the good reason read ease Written out thoughts and stuff very weird how y'all do that you take some words and pull them down on paper And then you just imagine the words and shit. I don't know why y'all readers be doing that stuff But finally Finally at the number one book so bad day is good. You can't even get this one anymore. In fact, hold on I gotta go dig it out the trunk Oh My sciatica working up and all different kinds of shit. I don't know what the hell's going on over here And bring a bit of hurry up with them biscuits. I'll be mad. Okay. All right. Oh shit Oh, probably need to cut all that out even when you're doing the editing, but it's the number one spot It's dastardly bastard by Edward Lauren this book so bad y'all This book don't make no lot of sense. They got the moon and sun the sky at the same time They got you got a people in the book. You don't make no sense. Just people just people doing stuff from when I Here's on they're on a trail and this book ain't even for sale no more This book so bad y'all and even for sale no more So he didn't took it down cuz he embarrassed himself putting it up there So yeah, but this book it's got a wee little guy. He's got a guy named Donald. He about this big No, he he bigger now He's like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz then the book opens up It's got to build fat dude like my wife Brenda big old fat guy. Oh, he's 600 pounds book opens up Look look this sorry son bitch and signed his own book. Who the hell shines his own book don't make no sense Book so bad is good y'all. All right, so let me let me read you the first sentence Mark Simmons was sweating Kind of like me right now sweating and wheezing And feeling every bit of his five hundred pounds as he stepped off course Hey ain't nobody stepping off nothing when they five hundred pounds. They just falling down is what they doing as soon as they Step off anything they go from walking to falling But anyways, how you read any of these books? Do you have any of them dirt books that is so bad that they is good? Let me know down there in the comments below, but until next time I've been Earl That's it. I don't do his outro y'all get the hell out of here. Y'all ain't welcome. Brenda that biscuits done girl Yeah, all the all the random cuts you saw throughout this video It's cuz I was I was dying I was dying laughing anyway, so you guys enjoy this. Let me know down and do it's so dark. It's so dark Bye