 A new adventure embarking into the next era of Star Wars. How long has it been? It's more than a year, right? I think it's been more than a year. If we're not including the Star Wars visions thing, which we're not including. Which we haven't seen, so in that sense. Well, that lived and died instantly. I don't know that Eddie Wood talks about it. Nobody talks about it anymore. Yeah. That's the thing that everyone said it's the most amazing, incredible thing that's happened to Star Wars in so long and it's so amazing. And then no one gives a fuck anymore. Is that not comparable with a lot of the output? Let's just consume this today. And shows like on Disney Plus, because people don't really talk about, like how many people say, man, remember in episode two of season two of Mando, how like they had to deal with those spiders? That was that episode, I think. I remember it better. It's like, yeah, that was a crazy episode with the frog lady and getting her over. You know, it's so tense. Like nobody really talks about anything that happens in this show. But they sure adored it at the time. You said frog lady, I say Gekko gal. Gekko might be more appropriate, but the point is, nobody really talks about what's going on with her anymore. And that's a shame. They could watch like five seasons of Mando and then you could ask them what season they're on. They'd be like, uh, are we on the 4th or 6th? I don't even know. I was watching Mando go on adventures. Yeah, jumping around, jetpacking around. Shoot, shoot, shoot. It is entirely about the discourse and the hype at the time. But then afterwards it's gone. And that's not what I want for stories. This is peak of cynicality, cynicalism. What's what are we? What's the word here? What would you call it? Siniscism. Siniscism, that's probably it. The book of Boba Fett, which some people might be like, what are you talking about? I'm like, well, it's a character that had no character beyond very straightforward and a couple of references. I've defended him in the past when people say he doesn't have characters. Like he does. He's just not on screen for very long. And you get to know him very, very quickly. And then he's gone. What pulled him through was his awesome design and helmet. All right. And then and then George Lucas was like, let me have another one in prequels. It'll be his dad. Hey, there you go. Django got to do a little bit more. And then I think he got picked up in third party stuff and games. And has since, I think, I don't know if I remember talking to you guys about this, but in one of the trailers, one of the top comments was like, finally Boba Fett's going to get the respect he deserves. They consider the Sarlacc pit thing disrespect, which is interesting. In a sense, like I try to think about what I think about that event, right? Because that's that's the Boba Fett thing that happened that everyone's like, he shouldn't have been killed that way. And it's just like, well, but you you saw him for five minutes before that, maybe. Not I guess it's, I feel like it's a clear example of there was an idea in our heads of a really cool character that we now don't get. Because he fell into that pit, but we live in the era of no, he didn't. He didn't fall into that pit. He's okay. He got out. He's out of the bit because I was going to say, like, is it not valuable to have this bounty hunter that's merciless and managed to destroy like the connection our team had and work for Darth Vader and also be a mercenary for Jabba? You're like, oh God, and he looks so intimidating. He's got a rocket, the blasters, the armor, and he gets killed because his jetpack malfunctions while Han Solo blindly hits him by accident. Like, is there not an idea there of like, yeah, like a fucking badass, but there he goes. Because that's how simple it can be sometimes. Or is that too insulting? Because it's a different kind of, some people might even- It's really not satisfying. Yeah. And it makes me think about all the deaths in media that are kind of deliberately unsatisfying and thus satisfying in some way. I don't know how I feel about Boba Dead. Boba Dead's, Boba Fett's. It's a, it's a strange one. It's always been a strange one. Everyone who's ever seen it is like, oh, that's it. I guess that's it. And I know there's theories of like George hated him. And so that's why he did that. I find that strange. That's a theory, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, Boba Fett. Yeah. Yeah, I heard that. I think he hated how popular Boba Fett became when he was supposed to just be a small character. Which is weird. You think you'd have the opposite reaction. That's a weird thing to say. That's a weird thing to say. Yeah. Well, that did- Like, didn't you love this little character I made? Wow, that's great. But this situation is just, yeah. So some people see like the death as petty. And it's like, it might be. I was just trying to look at it from just the film's point of view, which is that look at how the mighty fall. It's the jetpack malfunction. Which if you guys remember, they actually reincorporated that in season two of Mando. What are you going to do? I don't know, but wish me luck. The jetpack's malfunction, if you hit them, is like, all right, I guess that's just something they do now. A design oversight that we've never tried to fix. All jetpacks are the same model, the same make. Regardless, seeing him back in Mando, everyone went nuts. And so Disney were like, right, we can make a show with him. Go. Really, Mandalorian was just Diet Boba Fett anyway. They couldn't do Django, I guess, because he was dead, even though they could do like a prequel show, I guess. But Boba Fett is- I wouldn't rule it out at this point. Well, and the funny part is, I think there's more potential, possibly, but- Because of that universe. I guess, in a sense, there's infinite potential with both of them, right? Because there's so much time they've been alive that you can use. And with Timur Amarasan's age, I imagine you can better do this. This better suits the era we're going for, which is Mandalorans, which is post-OT pre-sequels. So, if we were set to make the show, what are we doing? And it's like, well, gotta look at every scene that he's even in, in the OT, and then figure out what we can do with the small pieces we know about him. And it was funny, I was trying to come up with things. I was like, so he likes women. He's flirting with some at one point. He's clearly a fan of money, to the point where he doesn't want his cargo in any kind of damage to depreciate it in any way. And he'll seemingly work as any job, but, you know, including but not limited to just hunting people down, that could be good guy, could be, but like, it doesn't seem that he gives a shit. In Mando, he's like a honorable man, and like, I will help for the good of goodness, sort of. He seems to be a good guy. The child's gone. Until he has returned to you safely, we are in your debt. I would love to know what happened, what occurred to sort of flip him on this. Well, and I was saying it for me, like, it already seems like, if you were trying to do that with him, that you'd have to justify it, because like, he's very straightforward, and to say like, oh, well, he's fighting for honor or something, I'd be like, was he that? Was that his thing? I don't know if it would be. He's gonna respect his opponents, too. That's what the trailer for this had, and it was like, okay. Jabba ruled with fear. I intend to rule with respect. If you had spoken such insolence to Jabba, he'd have fed you to his menagerie. Please, speak freely. Like, it wouldn't surprise me if Boba Fett used the fact that he's got all these gadgets and weaponry to outplay his opponents, rather than having like, some kind of people playing field, you know? I just feel like bounty hunters who try to do that don't live long. We're gonna fight evenly and fairly. It's like, oh, so you're gonna just know. And so, just to make sure everyone's up to speed, he made a robotic stomach for Fennec Shand, is it, Fennec? Strand. Strand or Shand or something, just Sniper Lady. And so, she owes him a life debt, meaning she's with him all the time. I'm glad they brought back that dull, boring asshole. Yeah, that's gonna be great. And then, of course, he... I don't get why they do that. These characters who are just nothings, and they bring him back when they're all just so dull, and no one's interesting. I was gonna say, I was actually gonna ask if you could remind me what even, what even are her characteristics. She's Sniper Lady, that's all I really know. I don't think she even... Maybe this'll be her opportunity to become something. Because she couldn't in the two seasons of Mando, so let's see what we can do here. Well, because you come into this show and you think, okay, so if the premise is Boba Fett's gonna create his criminal empire, we have a formula that could be different from Mando, where Mando's is two action scenes, at least every episode. Plot is usually self-contained per episode and a couple of serialized ones. What if we do full serialized here, where we have big arcs for these characters over the course of several episodes, that would be cool. Is that what we're gonna do, though? Well, I don't know. Well, I think it was a super chat on Real BBC, but me and Asa have the same response, which to someone saying, do you think they're gonna fully explore the time from being eaten by the Sarlacc to getting out to what he did next, what he did next, what he did next. And I was like, going from the trailer, looks like we're not doing that at all, but I wouldn't rule out a flashback. Or just a whole flashback episode even, you know? Maybe even that, yeah. But I just, it's almost amusing to me, because I'm just like, yeah, this is peak giving the fans what they want, I suppose, which is, he got out of that Sarlacc, okay? Fucking, he fucked it up. He blew it up. He used his pistols, his flamethrowers, jetpack, he got out of there, he fucked it up, and he's badass, okay? You're like, all right. All right, yeah, just, sure. If you say so. I have a feeling we will at least get the flashback of him breaking out of it, and it'll be spectacular in some way, right? Like. Maybe, yeah. At least to confirm he got out. But I don't know if they would save that, maybe for later, rather than doing it early. Then again, it could be the way that they open the show, to be honest with you. Who knows? I don't know, I will defy expectations. Maybe. So yeah, I guess I wanted to say quickly, like it's just, if we were making this season, what would you want to make it about? And it's just like, I just don't know how much we have to work with. He's going to try and make an empire at Tatooine, the little crime lord empire, and hopefully deal with whoever's going to get in his way. I assume that's all we've got to work with. I assume that he's going to have to go to a lot of Jabba's old contacts and workers and say, all right, you're going to work for me now. I am the new guy in charge. Here's why you want to work for me. He goes from person to person to person, contact to contact. And he needs to establish his network. He needs to make sure the people who don't fall in line are either forced to or made an example of. And maybe the arc of this story is, you were a bounty hunter and you were really good at it. Being a leader is different. And so you need to cultivate a new set of skills. I don't want to work in administration. I want to work in shipping. God damn it. Well, yeah, it's just, you know, I, if he ends up like giving up the position, you know, he's going to get to someone else and saying, like, I want to be on missions. I don't want to be fucking sitting here telling people where to go. Maybe what I thought I wanted for a long time that I wanted to work towards. Maybe I, maybe it was already, maybe I was doing what I wanted to do and what I, you know, all time. Maybe tired of it. The sort of uses be is that ending part of Mando season two is just like, and then he went to tattooing, killed bib for tuner and took the fucking throne. You're like, oh, that's what he wanted. It's not even, I literally didn't even know that's what he wanted. I was just like, oh. Neither did I, honestly. It just came out of nowhere. And so now we're dealing with that as being like, well, that was what he wanted, apparently. Okay. Well, just like Boba Fett crawled out of the Sarlacc, bib for tuner crawled out of the exploded wreckage of the sale bars so that he could get killed again, but not really, but again. He pulled a palpatine. Somehow bib for tuner returned. But yeah, that's, I don't know what other preambles we're going to need. I figure this will be as good as the Mandalorian seasons, which were pretty bad. Oh boy. Yeah, they were terrible. I expect lots of plot armor. I expect lots. Characters are just going to be doing whatever needs doing to get them to the payoffs they want. Plot carried through by contrivance. Basically no characters acting in logical ways. The action is going to be shit. And if anyone says, but it's Robert Rodriguez, like that was his episode, episode six of Mandalorian season two, and it was terrible. It was terrible. So yeah, we'll see. Tamara Morrison though. That's neat. I'm glad he's got himself a show. The old geez. Remember when that got you excited? I don't remember the last time. It might have been the prequels, literally like revenge of the Sith, because I fucking loved that when I first saw him. It might have been, I mean, might have been TFA. TFA was a weird experience for me. I still remember partially just being like almost blown away that it was happening and hadn't slotted in yet with my perception of Star Wars. It was more so this other thing, but I certainly didn't think it was bad at the time. I really liked it. How foolish I was. How foolish. This is probably a good start, you know, Tatooine. Nice shots. Nice and clean, too. The most, you know, relatively. That chair looks uncomfortable. It does, and it must be Pippus built for Fortuna, right? Because it wouldn't be for Jabba. He's in a back to tank. I know them. Ooh, Kamino. Oh, wow. That looks good. It does. You could, it's funny to compare to the... Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Actually, you're using prequel footage. Well, yeah, because Mandalorian was the first one to stop being like, okay, the prequels aren't actually that cringe, maybe. We got to move to up to the Starlack, then. Oh. Yeah. Wow. There he is. Oh, the flesh looks great. Spoopy. Oh, I don't know about that. Yeah, that's, I mean... Bid yourself, bro. Well, he crawled through the sand. Damn. I guess he escaped. Yeah, there you go. I didn't think they'd do it this fast, but fuck it. But he loses all of his stuff, right? So how does that happen? Oh, that shit helmet. It looks cooler. It does look cool. Oh, they all have great themes. Yeah. They have so much money to make these. That's... Okay. So the Jawas are here for the sound of the bar, don't they? They'll take his stuff as well. Which makes sense. That sounds basically everything they can. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. The point that we've been reduced to, hey, it would make sense that they would do this and take this stuff. Because I was going to say, it's just like, it would be really unlucky to come across Jawas for the moment you're knocked out. But that again, it's like, well, there's a reason they're here because of the barge. Damn. I want a shoe. Oh my God, this is doing part two. Well, TV shows are so pretty these days, aren't they? They really are. Not a good day for him. Well, good week. He helped you. You should appreciate it. Oh, what's happened to his head? Is that the sand that did that? Or like, smells? I don't know. Maybe it's just years of battle damage. Maybe he always had this glove. We never saw it beforehand. Yeah. What was it? But I guess it wouldn't make sense to say it's a... Oh, okay. Take this carrot juice. The Squirty Carrot. Is there room for another guy on this? Wow. A POV shot? Well... If that works, I can't. The friction though, geez. I know you're not going this fast, but it's sand. It's coarse, and it is rough. It gets everywhere. Imagine at this point, he's like, things are going to get better now, right? Well, I'm not eating unless they're going to eat me. I don't know now. The Ranger in a strange land. I think that's how I feel being a Star Wars ex-fan. Yeah. Also, that sound effect. Oh yeah, that's the cinema stand. That's the stock sound effect. I wish Anakin killed you, you little shit. He did, he killed my dad. Oh. Oh, I hate Jedi too. And then they bond over their hatred of Jedi. Why would you... Why? Why would you do this, mate? You're so cruel and mean. All these children. You're hitting me with a sack. Why is there a tree out here? Why is there a tree out here? What are you drinking? How are you drinking? How was he drinking that? Don't think about it. Do you think he wasn't? And he was just trying to look like he was? To look like I don't care. Yeah, man, we're really making Boba suffer, huh? First day. He's like a Greedo, but red. Where are they burning? Tree logs in there from their trees. They're from all the trees out here. Look at the tree boulders. Oh. Is the dog... Does it understand the concept of knots? And it's like you're undoing a knot. Stop. I can see you getting closer. Look, this guy's just watching it, right? Oh, shit. Okay. So what was the idea with the dog? Was it just going to kill him? Because, yeah, because he was moving around a bit. I thought they wouldn't want to kill him. Is no one else watching him? I guess they're all asleep. No one hear that? You've got to have someone on duty. You're going to say no. Oh. Fuck him up, Boba. Throw him on the fire. Oh, it's a kid. Oh, my God. You'd think Anakin would have had that reaction. Uh-oh. Um. Where are you going? Good luck, I guess. What is actually the plan here, Boba Fett, Master Bounty Hunter? Do you want to get a hostage? Or do you want to sneak around to get a bantha? Or... I guess he didn't have much of a choice. I don't know. Oh, damn. Oh, that looked bad. We slept dressed. This thing is shit. What are we doing? Oh, are they impressed, maybe? Maybe. You hit it a few times with your stick. That is very impressive. Oh, now we got to do a duel. Oh, she's going to kick his ass. Well, that's not fair, is it? It's a girl bounty hunter. She's going to beat his ass. Look, she's got sharp stuff there. See? But I mean... He's just going to stick. He can overpower her, right? Because he's bigger. No. This is Star Wars. Right, because I believe it's Robert Rodriguez. Maybe we'll have a chance. I mean, I'm curious. He's supposed to be a skilled fighter. He's Boba Fett, legendary bounty hunter. I mean, he does have only a stick, though. He does only have a stick. I guess it depends on what happens. Jesus Christ. What's happening? I just want him to grab his stick. Like, grab it with your hands. Man, I'm starting to wonder how he's not unconscious. If you remember, he was using one of them when he turned up in Mando Season 2. So maybe the idea here is he's going to join this clan. Yeah, and then he earns it or something. Yeah. What was the point of all this? Well, what's the point of that, yeah? I don't know. Other than to show that he's shit? Well, maybe he'll beat her at some point, you know. And so that acts as... Maybe. Letting us know that he's progressing. He could probably kick his ass, too. Maybe he'll have a nightmare at the beginning of every episode. I suppose this is their argument for why he's gonna not have it as many scars this time around. The backers removed them. Let's make up, you know. They're lined up to pay respects. I'll let them know you're... And I'm pretty sure he's lost weight for this role. So good stuff. Yeah, it looks good. You could put that on yourself. Knee rockets? Knee rockets. Knee rockets. Oh my God. Why stop there, Boba? Where are your elbow rockets? So think about Mando armor in general. There's so many missing pieces. Ooh. Money. Oh my gosh. No, no, no. They're chocolate. Oh. They're chocolate money coins, yeah. I love those. Did you catch any of that? Something about friendship? Java has a trend. Get a droid. Fuck off. Is that a wookie pal? It's still the new Daniel. It's an honor to be welcomed to Marsezpa by you, Doc Strasse. Mob Shea's mayor of Marsezpa and its surrounding platoes. We were told the mayor was coming to pay tribute. Indeed, yes. With apologies, I understand how one might draw such a conclusion from the correspondence. So you bring no tribute? The mayor's heart felt welcome. If you had spoken such insolence to Java, he'd have fed you to his menagerie. I'm just a messenger. Are there no rules for killing previous leaders? There is one other matter, if I may. The matter of tribute. I'm confused. He wants you to be his messenger. You thank you. I'm confused as to... I would not be surprised if you received another delegation in the near future. These two Gomorrians were once bodyguards to Jebedahar. Yes, Gomorrian guards. Yes, they did not surrender. They were butchered squeals will send a piercing message to all potential challengers to your throne. I recognize that voice. A good evening. Go back to your own country. What the fuck? He's as mad as a wax banana. How are we gonna kill a whole wolf pack with just three silver bullets? It's worse than that, we don't even have a gun. They were captured alive as a tribute to you, Lord Fat. I do not torture. Respectfully, Lord Fat, on Tatooine, you must project strength if you are to be accepted as a dino. Would you be loyal to me if I were to spare you? Oh, all right. All right. Well, all right. Take care of that. This is a bad idea. No, it isn't. Why is that a bad idea? It's a good idea. Why? This isn't a really good idea. This is a good idea. It means that if there's anybody who's holding out against you, you just be like, dude, I'm not gonna kill you. You can work for me. You want to be like, if you are working with me and if you do what I say, I will reward you. If you fuck me over, I will kill you horribly. You have to give people a reason to be your ally and a reason not to go against you. I'm not being carried around. Oh, a Boston Dynamics robot. Yay. It is a sign of power. I really am. Oh, my God. You basically just thought Boston Dynamics robots. No, he's going to do things his own way. Oh, yeah. Look at him. It's the blue guy. Glad he's doing what he loves. Didn't he blow up on the barge? I guess it's the blue guy. No, he lived. He lived with mid-tortuna. Did he watch Robot Chicken? He survived. It could be his brother. It could be. But it could be him, and I prefer to think that. Would you like your helmet serviced and cleaned while you wait for Madam Garson? No. Yeah, take this. You said you want us to clean it? Fuck no. It's so the actor doesn't have to carry it around everywhere. But that's so silly. Yeah, like, no thanks. I'll hold on to it. Not only do I think they wouldn't offer that service, he wouldn't give up his fucking helmet. I don't get how legally it was chill that he just killed a boss and took his place. Yeah, I guess someone's okay with that. There seems to be some kind of system here. Yeah, and you'd have people chomping at the bit to take over. I was going to say, how is it not happening? What, only one guy walked in and killed Java? Oh, we're taking over. Yeah, let's go, guys. You're making the wrong journey. Huh. Yours looks shinier than mine. Could you give me a bag please? I need to put this back on my head. I can make the rounds. Why are you doing this? Just give a bag. Don't you have people to do this? You're just walking out in the open market as a new crime lord. Give a bunch of money. With a bunch of money and no helmet. With no helmet. Yeah. You'll probably shoot the helmet though. They probably will. Oh, here we go. Yeah, there you go. Action scene, boys. Put the helmet on. Do it. Put the helmet on. Geez, where have these been? That was a really fucking stupid thing to do. Brilliant. You're smart. Oh, and there's the helmet. Now they're taking over your money. Oh, those are shit. They just inconvenience you if they touch you. Just fly. Just fly. Well, so guys, what are you doing? Just keep poking until they eventually fall over? Is that the idea? Do you want to inconvenience them? Do you just want to be like, oh, this will tickle? Fly. Okay. Yeah, kick it. That's a great idea. You kidding me. Oh, the Gamorian guards. That guy's shield just stopped, by the way. Now they're all stopped. All of their shields are stopped. Yes, I totally believe the Gamorian saved the day. Look at him go. Look at him go. Look at him. It wouldn't be a Star Wars TV show if there weren't nonsensical violence. Absolute crap choreography. Oh, no, we don't know. We give up. We give up. That was too tough for us. We've been beat. Come on. You're the sniper. This is dead. He just actually disappeared. Devaporized. He's death-starred. You could have gone straight through. There's a hole. You can just go straight through. You don't have to do that. Throwing knives? What are you doing? The guns exist in this universe. Why don't they have guns? They're readily available. I thought she just... Where'd she go? Oh, she went around the other side. Okay, then. Throw more knives at her. She's going to beat them. No, those suck. Don't even bother. Oh, you got tickled and now you have to go near. But what a fucking pussy. It just feels like we get so little story content, like in Mando and now it looks like in this, where it's like we get 10 minutes of talking for 20 minutes of like fights and spectacle. Yeah, I'm expecting we should... Talking doesn't like mean anything. We'll finish on one more fight more, right? I just wish we had more scenes of people talking to each other, you know? Oh, it's the bad guys from the Mando place. Bad guys from Mando place? Yeah, I've seen these baddies before in Mando. Oh, these guys have just jumped in. Why don't they just space bikers? Look at them. They got like leather jackets. They are like space bikers. Dig your own graves. I think I spotted that poor Greedo guy. His fingers are all flimpy. So when he was digging there, the gloves were all like fucking up. You see that? They're all wimply wobbly. Like they're not actually fake. Dude. Man, you wasted so much of it. You don't look cool when you do that. You just wasted water. Yeah. Oh, maybe we're on top of a sand worm. Maybe. That looks like a... Yeah, it looks like a Greeter critter. Well, he wasn't long for this world. What a... Yo, it's an orc from Lord of the Rings. Oh, look at this. Uh, what? It's Machamp. See, it jumped. What the heck? Oh, God. Dude, you're done. You are done. Yeah, how are you alive? So what? Is this thing just sitting out in the desert and waiting to eat unsuspecting? What are these creatures eat in this barren dude way sand? They eat this little water bulb thing. Well, that's not going to do anything. I guess he's just going to strangle him. I don't see how else they can end this. No, what are you doing? Do you want it to choke you? Just pull backwards. Just go full backwards. Yeah, just fall backwards. I can't reach back. What do you mean you can't reach back? Got him. There you go. Wow. Wow. That was so shit. I can't even describe how lame that was. Oh, we get our shot. I am so cool. I am Chain Man. Oh, he's doing a little kid vision of the yell. How'd you cut his head off? Pulled real hard of the chain. Yo, I traded one of our prisoners for this head. That's actually a good point. They'll be like, what happened to the other guy? He's dead. I mean, surely they're going to want the corpse to, I guess, eat possibly, right? Yeah, like trophies and stuff, I imagine. All the cool fangs. I want some of those. I like he's coming back like, yeah, I did that. Hey, I called. They just immediately knock him out and tie him up. I inexplicably killed this creature with a chain. They actually don't have a language. They just make noises at each other. You have earned our respect, Boba of House Fett. I guess we are going to get a lot of flashbacks in this show then. I'm guessing we're going to get a whole, yeah, they'll be persistent. Yeah, I'm done with this. You throw it away. This might be cherished. So why did they capture him? I guess as a slave, but now they like respect him as a warrior. That's all I got. Okay. Oh, that's it. That was that. That was, oh, of course, written by John Favreau. Created by John. That's that's the problem. Okay. It's not written by Roger Rodriguez at all. I don't know why I thought that. Yeah. So we're going to get the exact same thing as Mando. Yeah. I mean, we can already see that here. Yeah. It's a little bit different, but not much. Need a few action scenes per episode and, you know. Well, yeah, we got our second action scene was fighting that thing. Wow. I mean, we technically got three, which is the third one. The little jewel and then the fight in Tatooine. Like, I guess, I guess so, yeah. The duel sucks. It always just feels to me like there's almost like a lack of confidence in their ability to keep people's attention without action scenes. Oh, yeah, definitely. But then they have these long sections where they just dig for seeds. And I'm like, what is happening? Like they're not talking to each other about differing perspectives. There's nothing really going on. I'm not learning about these characters. I'm not. Yeah. We're not exploring this world. We're not exploring this potentially hugely rich world. I want to know about the inner workings of establishing a criminal underground network to build it back. Because obviously when Jabba dies, everyone else is going to scramble for control. And so it's probably going to split up into a certain amount. And Boba is going to be one of them. And maybe he has the palace inexplicably, but that's all he has. He has to establish that he's someone who needs to be feared. Because as it stands now, he's just a guy with a chick in this palace. A couple of Demorian gods. Yes. I feel like just real gangsters wouldn't put up with this shit. They'd be like, oh, we're just going to shoot them. Absolutely. What a shame that we couldn't open with like, he's like, ha, ha, I'm the leader. And then it's like, you are joking. All you did was kill this guy who, by the way, had friends. There was a reason he was on that throne. Many friends. Well, it's just you understand that this is not. You got problems, my friend. You have a lot of people who want to take the stuff that you just took. Yeah. Yeah. You don't just get to walk into a palace and kill one guy. And it's just all yours now. Well, just I feel like the fundamental thing is it's safe. You mentioned it before. It's safe to assume the job is like his empire is fractured. You need to like, you got a lot of people you need to think about like working with to try and reorganize everything. But we don't want to do that because that's like complicated. We can't have it. It's complicated and it involves talking and dialogue. There's the scene of them standing over a table with a big map and it's like, all right, so this is what Jabba's empire looks like. Yeah. This is the Gorefax section over here. Moss, Bluebee belongs to the Jingjungs. Well, this is the gambling town. Like this is, you know, we've got a lot of casinos. We've got a lot of bars and things like that. And this is more industry over here. And it's like, okay, let's, you know, let's mark them off the map. Let's like a video game. It's like, here's our problems. All right, let's deal with them one at a time. And then economics are half your concern. Like, I know how to command respect. It would be such a great dynamic where we have to get a character. You need bookkeepers. You know, you need logistics and financiers and you need to make money and you have to continuously be making money and you need to ensure that people do what they need to do. And you need to either have them understand that if they double cross you, they're going to get killed or they need to be in a position where it's mutually beneficial for everyone that he's in charge. Some kind of a system, right? But you just don't have any of that. He's just in charge now. And that's, that's just that. Well, it blows your mind that they've got one person so far that's basically like, you're not the boss of me. And he's like, what? Yeah. You're just a guy who showed up and shot a dude. So can you just shut up? Who the fuck are you? Who are you? Why would I give you a tribute? That's the, that's honestly what's fucking missing right now is like, why not learn about this place that you apparently want to be the crime lord of? It's betraying how stupid this is. Like, oh yes, I am the crime lord. This is going to be great. It's going to be awesome. Do you know anything about tattooing? Apparently not. It seems to be confused that there's even a mayor. This is a post empire world. Yeah. You know, how is that going to play into it? Again, we talked about this briefly in Mendo. They might not care politically for the empire. They probably don't give a shit. But imperial credits are a big deal. There was like, oh, now that the empire is gone, you know, we have to worry about currency rates and what are we going to pay people in and da da da. This could cause, you know, a mass devaluing of money because there's no longer a government to back up the value of this currency. What are we going to do? Well, we can do this and that. Like, these things are interesting. Yeah. Instead of these super dumb fights that make no sense. Okay, because next episode, we're going to interrogate that one guy and he's going to tell us he was sent by a biblibobble and then we go get him. And then he was, it's not the mayor. It turns out it's a third faction who's trying to so discontent between the mayor and Boba. Something like that. Like, I think they're going to keep it simple when in reality, there would be several factions. Many of them would have been trying to take Jabba's palace as like a stronghold. Like, we're supposed to just accept the bibbfortuna took over, which is like, okay, I guess. Didn't seem like the type from what we saw. It looked more so like just a servant, like a grimo-wim-tongue sort of thing at most. But uh, okay. And then he just killed him after however long. And again, I'm surprised there's not some kind of martial law or some kind of like, hey, you just killed him. You can't do that. Yeah, I mean, why aren't everyone killing each other here? Because I know we like to say the wild, wild west, but like, if you killed someone, you'd get killed. You couldn't do that. They'd have entire towns where you had to turn over your guns. And there was a very strict no breaking the rules policy. And you didn't fuck around with everybody because everybody had guns and they'd shoot you if you do something. Killing someone in general. Already something I think you shouldn't be able to do. But killing the leader, like, I'm pretty sure you're going to get in serious trouble for that one. Because this number two is going to be like, uh, no. And think of the relationship Bib must have had to be on that throne. Exactly. I guess he didn't have any guards that cared about him. It's so strange. And like, I think the show just wants you to be like, we're done. We've done that. He's the leader of that area. They're going to be people in other areas that he's going to have to fight. Okay. And you're like, okay. And his legendary Gamorian guards, man. There's no conversation in Jabba's palace, Bib's palace, where he is sitting down with a couple advisors who were in the palace or whatever. Like he's only got a few people to start with. And he's got a little bit of an element of surprise because he killed Bib, maybe. He's like, okay, what do we have as leverage? What do we have to work with? What are our resources? Like, well, we have these stockpiles and these stockpiles. We have approximately this many of this currency, this many of this currency, this many of this currency. Here's our armament. This is, here's the stock of what we have in the palace. He's like, okay. So what do we do with this? How do we go and do other things? How do we get people to, there's no, there's none of that. He's going to want to hire people who used to work for Jabba. Immediately, because they'll know this shit. And you could even use the fact that he probably know at least a decent amount, but he seems to be kind of unaware of anything here. And I know that things may have changed since Jabba's time, but there's got to be some stuff that he's aware of. Like there's got to be some connections he's got here, which would be cool to make use of. Maybe they will, who knows, but like, there's not a good start. And pretty much what I expected. Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected. It's interesting to watch these and have them be so wildly different than what we would do. Yeah. Because we're like, we're not going to waste half the episode with him digging in the fucking sand. We're not going to start off with flashbacks, right? No. Because we have to establish that he is in charge, or at least he is working towards being in charge. Because the now is more important than what happened then. We can get to that later, all right? We can bait that, but we have work to do. It's funny, I would always already be thinking about repairs. I'd be like, right, so we're going to have to write it so that whoever, Bib Fortuna being in charge, like the people who really matter in tattooing, didn't care about him, they just had him there as a sort of puppet. That's how we can explain that, and that's how he was killed so easily without anyone caring. That's going to have to be our reasoning. Yeah, Bib wasn't really in charge of anything. He was really this guy. It was just an old palace. Yeah, it's an old palace. It fell into disrepair these last couple of decades. No one really lives there. It's not an ideal location for a few things. It's been ransacked and it's been emptied of all of its stuff. There's a few people who hang out there, but it's just some people. This will be our base. We'll build, it's like a video game. We'll build up this base and we'll add people to it and it'll become great again and it'll be full of stuff and we're going to have CGI singers and it's going to be great and we're going to get a rancor. Things will be the tits. But that's going to be something we have to work for because we have shit to do. We've got to go talk to people. We've got to go make connections. We've got to go see what the Paul, who hates who? Who wants to take out this guy? With the powers, yeah. Exactly, who hates who? Who can we use on our side to leverage against other sides? What resources do we have to bargain with? What can I do with my personal skill set to ensure? Oh, I've got this master assassin, allegedly. That's my right hand woman. That could be really useful. Who knows what we could do? Maybe we could be clever and try to set up an assassination and frame it on another one of the houses or another one of the crime lords and so they get at each other's throats and they start fighting and then that means that they're worried about each other and things of that nature. None of that. It's all just like, eh. How do we get it? So he doesn't have a helmet. It's because he gives it away to be cleaned and then there's coins in it and so he can't quite put it on and so he drops it and then they'll take his coins. Okay. I wouldn't have left that thing without a bag. I'd be like, thank you. It's so bizarre to keep this helmet off and I feel like we're going to get lots of that as this show progresses, unfortunately, with how badly done that was. Or they'll just ignore he has a jet pack as per usual. It's like you've been blocked on all sides. It's like, um. Except up. What about up? They don't know which way is up out there. Yeah, that's true. Well, that's Boba Fett book about Boba Fett Episode 1. Yeah, it was shit. I don't think it's, I don't even know if it's worse than the first episode of Mandalorian, honestly. I just don't, I think it's, it might be better just because so little happens. A very little going for it and it still managed to fuck that up. Low score, but I don't know what I would actually give it number-wise. I don't know, I just. Here we go again. Yeah, a bit. Another amazing show. Same damn production for every one of them. Goodbye, everybody. Yeah, goodbye. Bye.