 I want to go back to the top of all time. Oh no. Hello everybody, welcome back! If you haven't heard already, me and Spencer are making a calendar. It's called the Good Boy calendar. And it's filled with very funny, very wholesome images of me and Spencer. So if you want to get it, you can go to crankyplace.com and get it now. There were signed ones, but you were too late. A while ago, I perused the Reddit of old people Facebook. Look at this woman. I like her, I like her a lot. So today, we are back seeing what the oldies have to say. Another year is around the corner and more old people will die. I have done top of this year for anyone wondering. Elon Musk has requested to follow me on Instagram. Hmm, are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. It's Elon official. Hot new property, International real estate agent, Andrew Love Island. He looks like the man who stole my daughter's handbag in Sainsbury's. Can you confirm, please, if he was in Bristol Sainsbury's on March 12th? My Aunt Ruth just does not give a f*** that I'm trans. Okay, I'm going by Jack now. FYI, I fell in kitchen and broke my foot. Darn Ruth. Kind of par for the course for old people, not respecting people changing their pronouns or their name or anything like that. But I will say that this is kind of f***ing funny. Meg Ann Fox Naked. I think it was Mika's grandmother, I think, would just post on her own Facebook, thinking that it was a DM to Mika, and it wasn't, and it wasn't like anything bad or anything. But Mika was just like, yeah, no, that's, this is not a private, a private message. You are just posting to your own Facebook. Technically, it's not Facebook, but my grandpa just got a new phone and I thought this belonged here. Hey, Sugarpie, gee. Hey, Grandpa, I see you got the spaces to work. Right, duh. Awesome, glad it's all working out. Thank you, Sugarpie. Hope you have a good night. Testing, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, zero. Hot damn. One more time. Trying, trying, yep. Oh no, noon on. Shit, I'm all thumbs. That's all for tonight. I love this sign-off. Ten years ago, then my phone just sent me this photo from one year before you were 26. Yes, I did. I also like, from one year before you were 26, you could have just said from when you were 25. Comments like this are why I keep Facebook installed. Woman creates a female-only club to stop men ruining nights out. This seems like a bad idea. I used to love going out in my younger years and picking up, strapping young men to give me an almighty- You were roger-ing. Just start using that to give me an almighty- roger-ing, Doris. Thanks, Doris. I'm glad you got dick down back in the day. Who out there doing an almighty-roger-ing? That's my 2024 goal. Just trying to get almighty-roger-ed. This other woman posted this in my local buy-nothing group. She's never posted anything before, since has never interacted with the group. This is a photo of her husband wearing a wedding dress. The whole thing has nothing to do with buy-nothing. I have no clue why she posted it here. I'm not giving this dress away, but it's my husband Bert's 87th birthday. If you have nothing to do, wish him a great day. Most of his siblings and family are gone. Thanks. You all have a great day too. What? Bert, you're looking great in the dress. It fits well, Bert. Seven years in Tibet. You just watching that one now? It's on in 30 minutes. I love the age of on-demand. You wait 30 minutes to watch a movie from 1997. Old habits. If you want the truth, I was meant to be Googling it and didn't realize I was messaging you. I'm tired. Just trying to cover it up. Seven years in Tibet. You watching it now? Oh, fuck. Merry Christmas and happy 76th birthday, Martin. You have COVID and respiratory tract infection. Merry Christmas, oh, oh, oh. I love that this is all in caps. God, that's fucking funny. Looking for my daughter. Search for Laura on Facebook. Are you there, Laura? I love these. Why do old people post so many things on Facebook with the weird meme format of having a photo and a thing? This evil world is doomed. What kind of evil kills this world child? Also, what's going through, do they know? Surely they don't, right? Because it wouldn't make sense in anyone's brain to put this behind them, right? Not so sure. What is this? Whoa! Good morning, there. I was just wondering if anyone knows of any three bedroom houses to rent in the surrounding area, whatever. Please, thank you, and then that bowl. Congratulations, Chilles. We don't care about you. We were in a deep conversation about my boobs. We don't care about you. Y'all ever hear of Italian food? It's pretty good. Please, I named the group grandpa in the hospital. I mean, it's a little bit blunt, but I think that it's efficient. So is your path, Grandmother. Blank died last night. I'm so sorry I wasn't expected. No, so much harder for you. Love you, two thumbs up, and then a fucking T-Rex. I don't know why all these girls have to shake their ass in front of the camera. That's the nastiest part of their damn body because shit comes out of it. I love this subreddit. It's so funny. My grandma, trying to set up my cousin, she still hasn't figured out how to private message. Oh my God, this is just like Mika's grandma. I work with a really fine single girl on my willing shift in the thing. She teaches 7th to 8th grade health. She is an avid outdoors person, very adventuresome. It's very dedicated, and I hope you will make contact with her. I think you would enjoy the adventures you do and the thing she does is a fun experience. But email, oh no, she put her email in her phone number. She has all these other girls, so don't wait to make contact. If you can't think of anything to do, I think she'd enjoy seeing your horses. Oh my God, oh no! I thought that this was just a post, but they're posting on that person's wall on Facebook. Oh, fuck, that's funny. My uncle got drunk last night. He just covered Rap God. He commented on his own post. Rap God, wow, who can keep up? Who can keep up with M&M? With Rap God. Oh, that is so funny. That's so gross. They do a thing of a bird feeder and accidentally put it in a photo of their feet. Oh, the reflection, oh my God, that's funny. I wanna go back to the top of all time. I don't remember if I've reacted to some of these. All the best of day. I will be thinking of you. Lots of love, granny dot xxx. It links to Chatterbait. Oh my God. Because I said no to being up tonight. It's called Coward. He's drinking Dr. Pepper. What's everyone doing today? I just chillin' and stuff, watching TV. Found out my daughter's adopted mom's dad died today. She's so bombed. Resin B for Cabbage Roll. Cabbage Rolls. I would like the Resin B for Cabbage Roll. Wait, is this the same person or is this a different? I love, I really hope that this is just a new person who's being like, Jesus Christ, okay, I will give you the Cabbage Roll recipe. Hold forward, pizza. Why yes there is. Lucy, tell mom that mouse spat passed away. How does it compare? Oh God. People shouldn't have access to social media. I just don't think it's good for them. It's very funny. I just don't think it's good for them to have it. I just don't think so. I am going to end this video here of looking through old people Facebook. I hope that you enjoyed. I love going on these funny little subreddits. They're so funny in little subreddits. You know how it is. Again, if you want to get the fun calendar with me and Spencer, we did so many fun little photo shoots. You can go to Crankablers.com and get it. It's the Good Boy calendar. It's linked in the description below. I hope you all have a fantastic day. I don't know when this video is being posted, but it's the holiday season. So I hope that everybody is cozy, having a good time, enjoying their time this holiday season. And if the holidays aren't particularly a happy time for you, I hope that you can find different ways to just enjoy the season and just have a good end to your year. So anyway, thanks for hanging out. Love you. I will see you in the next video. Kisses all around. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. And one last one, specifically for you.